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2011-07-23 01:47:39 PM
Matthew went back to Sarah? Sheesh
 
2011-07-23 01:56:24 PM
If we make having sex with a horse illegal, only criminals will be having sex with horses.
 
2011-07-23 02:38:17 PM
But think how good the horse must feel!
 
2011-07-23 03:00:37 PM
Why does it always have to be in KY?
 
2011-07-23 03:22:08 PM
The horse was probably asking for it.
 
2011-07-23 06:17:36 PM
Ye,s but the 100 times he didn't get caught more than made up for it.
 
2011-07-23 06:28:24 PM

eraser8: The horse was probably asking for it.


I don't think so.

It kept saying "neigh".
 
2011-07-23 06:48:02 PM
*snort, hoofstomp, tailswish* means NO!
 
2011-07-23 06:53:58 PM

imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?


Because it hurts without it.
 
2011-07-23 07:08:22 PM
Entertainment Tab? Well, whatever blows your hair back, i guess.
 
2011-07-23 07:38:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: eraser8: The horse was probably asking for it.

I don't think so.

It kept saying "neigh".


We have a whinny
 
2011-07-23 07:41:03 PM

Ed Finnerty: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Because it hurts without it.


i51.tinypic.com
 
2011-07-23 07:42:35 PM

imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?


Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.
 
2011-07-23 08:31:29 PM

Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.


Maybe Mr. Johnson's a bottom.
 
2011-07-23 09:09:22 PM

Dallymo: Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.

Maybe Mr. Johnson's a bottom.


There is actually a documentary out there called Zoo, about a guy in Seattle who died of a preforated colon because he loved horse penis a little too much.
 
2011-07-23 09:12:53 PM

mitchcumstein1: Entertainment Tab? Well, whatever blows your hair back, i guess.


For having sex with Sarah Jessica Parker? *reads the article* WTF subby.?
 
2011-07-23 09:15:33 PM

Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.


You're assuming the horse is female, or he wasn't gettting extra freaky.

Mad_Radhu: Dallymo: Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.

Maybe Mr. Johnson's a bottom.

There is actually a documentary out there called Zoo, about a guy in Seattle who died of a preforated perforated colon because he loved horse penis a little too much.


..and that's why you should never, ever, ever look up "Mr. Hands".

/Desensitized to shock from sexual deviancy, been on the Internets too long.
//Could tell you several other very evil memes that should stay buried
///Get off my lawn
 
2011-07-23 09:15:43 PM

Mad_Radhu: Dallymo: Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.

Maybe Mr. Johnson's a bottom.

There is actually a documentary out there called Zoo, about a guy in Seattle who died of a preforated colon because he loved horse penis a little too much.


As opposed to the healthy, happy sex lives of those who moderate their horse penis intake? ;-)
 
2011-07-23 09:17:41 PM
We really need some kind of hardcore Constitutional protection for the privacy/identities of people who are accused or arrested but not yet found guilty of a crime. I realize this guy is probably guilty, but there's no reason people should be at risk of having their lives ruined this way. It's not enough to be able to sue after the fact.
 
2011-07-23 09:21:38 PM
Entertainment?
 
2011-07-23 09:26:08 PM
How is this not entertainment?

/submitter
//bonus: it happened in McCracken county
///coolin' on the scene like a horse in a stable
 
2011-07-23 09:31:50 PM

Gaylord Fister: How is this not entertainment?


I want to party with you.
 
2011-07-23 09:37:27 PM

OnmyojiOmn: We really need some kind of hardcore Constitutional protection for the privacy/identities of people who are accused or arrested but not yet found guilty of a crime. I realize this guy is probably guilty, but there's no reason people should be at risk of having their lives ruined this way. It's not enough to be able to sue after the fact.


He's been covicted of this before. His life was already ruined.

/Kelly can be a guy's name or a girl's name.
//I miss my donkey.
 
2011-07-23 09:41:47 PM

C. Hines: OnmyojiOmn: We really need some kind of hardcore Constitutional protection for the privacy/identities of people who are accused or arrested but not yet found guilty of a crime. I realize this guy is probably guilty, but there's no reason people should be at risk of having their lives ruined this way. It's not enough to be able to sue after the fact.

He's been covicted of this before. His life was already ruined.


Right, but he might be innocent this time. Someone else might have pulled a Matthew Broderick, prompting the cops to arrest this guy again.
 
2011-07-23 09:42:23 PM
The heart wants what it wants
 
2011-07-23 09:44:21 PM
home.comcast.net
"Nathan R. Johnson - horse molesting commie son-of-biatch..."
 
2011-07-23 09:51:45 PM
i.huffpost.com



www.havelshouseofhistory.com
 
2011-07-23 09:58:50 PM
The fact that two different men have farked this very creature indicates a fair amount of *ahem* horse scents at work.
 
2011-07-23 10:03:26 PM
Interspecies erotica, subbo.
 
2011-07-23 10:04:44 PM
www.nndb.com

Well, hello! I do believe I am interested in this thread.
 
2011-07-23 10:05:41 PM

OrionXVI: Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.

You're assuming the horse is female, or he wasn't gettting extra freaky.

Mad_Radhu: Dallymo: Snarfangel: imapirate: Why does it always have to be in KY?

Yeah, you'd think a horse would be the one animal where KY wasn't needed.

Maybe Mr. Johnson's a bottom.

There is actually a documentary out there called Zoo, about a guy in Seattle who died of a preforated perforated colon because he loved horse penis a little too much.

..and that's why you should never, ever, ever look up "Mr. Hands".

/Desensitized to shock from sexual deviancy, been on the Internets too long.
//Could tell you several other very evil memes that should stay buried
///Get off my lawn


Yeah, you HAD to give me the keywords. Like there was any way whatsoever I wasn't gonna look it up.

Strangely, I'm not as repulsed as perhaps I should be. Maybe it's because the guy was fatally injured? And why would I be LESS disgusted? Because I've been on the internets too long as well.

At least he died the way he wanted to...

Horribly.
 
2011-07-23 10:05:45 PM
What's that saying?

You can build a million bridges, but the moment you get caught farking a horse you'll always be a horse farker
 
2011-07-23 10:09:57 PM
Is he an engineer for Boeing ?
 
2011-07-23 10:11:13 PM
They tried to make me go to rehab I said neeeiigh, neigh, neigh.
 
2011-07-23 10:13:24 PM
mitchcumstein1:

> I want to party with you.

Sure thing. Give me your address and I'll come ridin' by some time.
 
2011-07-23 10:16:32 PM
He's not THAT unattractive (until you read his crime).

I don't understand why he can't find a nice (or mean--to each his own) man to put his penis into. There are some really tall men out there.

/I'm 5'5
//They're pretty much all tall to me
///If he's a bottom, I got nothin'
 
2011-07-23 10:18:32 PM

Dear_Leader: Is he an engineer for Boeing ?


Looks like an engineer for Boingoingoingoing.
 
2011-07-23 10:18:50 PM
173.203.60.232
 
2011-07-23 10:20:49 PM
Hell, boy, we all done it.. but not with the sheriff's girl!
 
2011-07-23 10:28:06 PM

Chariset: *snort, hoofstomp, tailswish*


/fap
 
2011-07-23 10:38:15 PM

Tarkus: Ye,s but the 100 times he didn't get caught more than made up for it.


And how is it worse to get caught the second time?
 
2011-07-23 10:42:08 PM

Chariset: *snort, hoofstomp, tailswish* means NO!


Damn complicated safewords!!!! Keep it simple damnit.
 
2011-07-23 10:42:29 PM
Someone should tell this guy.... Neigh means neigh.
 
2011-07-23 10:45:30 PM
Nathan Johnson is accused of animal cruelty after a witness called police and said she saw a man getting intimate with a horse at a stable in Carson Park in Paducah on July 14, The Paduca Sun reports.

WATCH:


NO, THANK YOU
 
2011-07-23 10:48:28 PM

gibbon1: Tarkus: Ye,s but the 100 times he didn't get caught more than made up for it.

And how is it worse to get caught the second time?


Because you should have learned the first time that farking horses is wrong.
 
2011-07-23 10:48:32 PM
If you fark a horse, you always know you've got a ride home. It's an old Amish trick
 
2011-07-23 10:50:32 PM
AND NOW THE ACCUSATIONS ARE DIAMONDS!

I'm in a horse.
 
2011-07-23 10:50:58 PM
I just don't get it.

Wouldn't it be far far far far easier to just stay at home and jerk off?
I mean, the possible loss of life (have that horse kick you, holy hell), and.....I can't even imagine (and don't want to know) what type of physical 'copulation' could even happen.

I mean, wouldn't a stroke mag just do it?

Hell, he could even get a subscription to Horse Illustrated (new window) if he wanted.


/link goes to Horse porn.
 
2011-07-23 10:51:50 PM
Damn guess I missed an opportunity the other day
 
2011-07-23 10:53:35 PM

rapidlyfiringneurons: I can't even imagine (and don't want to know) what type of physical 'copulation' could even happen.


So that's one "no" vote for me posting pics of some of the various forms of human-horse sex that are possible?
 
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