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2011-07-22 05:50:44 PM
Yeah Sorry. Horrible Translated Article is horrible.

Bomb google?
 
2011-07-22 05:52:32 PM
THIS JUST IN: A MOOSE HAS BIT MY OTHER SISTER!
 
2011-07-22 05:53:06 PM

Chresjan: Yeah Sorry. Horrible Translated Article is horrible.

Bomb google?


You've obviously never heard my uncles after a few shots* of aquavit. It sounds just about like that.

/*shots being very loosely defined, of course!
 
2011-07-22 05:53:17 PM

BroadbandGremlin: d3bug: LL316: alltandubh: muck4doo: stiletto_the_wise: I love it.
Are you all the same people who, when that representative got shot in Tuscon, all crammed in here to blame it on the Muslims and/or the Mexicans?

People were blaming teabaggers in that thread.

They were, but that's already gone down the liberal memory hole. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

The Norwegian state broadcaster has already reported that a jihadist group has taken responsibility for the attacks and cited the republishing of the Muhammad cartoons as a reason.

/hey, I know! Let's invite millions more of these barbarians to live in the West over the next several decades! What could possibly go wrong?

Barbarians are white. Get your facts straight.

what a Barbarian may look like:
[www3.timeoutny.com image 640x407]

=-=-=

Actually isn't the new Conan a guy of Hawaii decent.?


no, thats Schwarzenegger
 
2011-07-22 06:02:42 PM
HotWingConspiracy
Try to keep in mind that this is who the GOP is getting their economic advice from:


Step 1 muslims murder innocent men, women and children
Step 2 fark-moon-bats "bu bu but booooosh tea-party"
 
2011-07-22 06:03:44 PM
Latest news from Utoya: Several undetonated explosives found, and the police says there can have been more than one shooter. Boats are searching for people in the water.

The arrested shooter is talking with the police, and has not yet demanded a lawyer.
 
2011-07-22 06:04:33 PM

Chresjan: Man is confirmed as a 32 year old Norwegian.

Interesting article from 2001. Do the maths and we got a possible suspect here. (new window)


Lets try this again
From the horribly written and then translated article:

This is the third time the 23-year-old is in custody since mid-July. When he was charged with bodily harm by death tilfølge, after a motorist was forced off the road and died. In late August, he was imprisoned because he shot wildly around him while his girlfriend was present. At that time he was charged with careless handling of firearms. The third time he was arrested by police in Oslo on Friday 2 November, with two police uniforms in the car he drove. The police followed up ransack his apartment. There, investigators found two guns, a gas pistol and ten bars of dynamite with blasting caps, a total of one kilogram explosives. -My client has admitted guilt for the storage of the weapons and dynamite. He acknowledges no guilt of receiving stolen goods police uniforms, said 23-year-old lawyer, attorney Kathryn Evershos lawyer Øystein Storrvik. 23-year-old was convicted in 1998 for having bought a large number of firearms and sold them to people in the right-extremist groups in Ringerike. Among the weapons he was convicted of having sold, it was both Uzi machine guns, AK47 (Kalasjnikov) assault rifles, a shotgun and a shotgun avsaget. He was also convicted of illegally being in possession of a total of 16 different weapons. Among these was a 22 caliber rifle lounge with silencer and telescopic sight. Some of his customers were later accused of planning attack on Norwegian society stops in 1997. In the same criminal case in 1998, he was also convicted of violence against two anti-racists. 23-åringenvedgikk the time associated with the extreme right environment in Ringerike.

Ringerike is very close to the Island where the shootings occured. This was 10 years ago when he was 23, (written late in the year) which makes him a possible same guy.
 
2011-07-22 06:07:23 PM
The hilarious thing is that when this turns out to be a ultra right-wing neo-nazi, the same people spreading the "This is what Islamists do!!!! Wake up libruls, this is what they're all about !!!!" people are going magically transform into the "Isolated Incident !! Not representative of any group !!!" people.
 
2011-07-22 06:10:06 PM

OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy
Try to keep in mind that this is who the GOP is getting their economic advice from:

Step 1 muslims murder innocent men, women and children
Step 2 fark-moon-bats "bu bu but booooosh tea-party"


The place you dwell in must be very special.
 
2011-07-22 06:12:41 PM
Norwegian TV starting to air interviews with some of the kids on the island. Wish I understood what they were saying.
 
2011-07-22 06:13:47 PM

Chresjan: Chresjan: Man is confirmed as a 32 year old Norwegian.

Interesting article from 2001. Do the maths and we got a possible suspect here. (new window)

Lets try this again
From the horribly written and then translated article:

This is the third time the 23-year-old is in custody since mid-July. When he was charged with bodily harm by death tilfølge, after a motorist was forced off the road and died. In late August, he was imprisoned because he shot wildly around him while his girlfriend was present. At that time he was charged with careless handling of firearms. The third time he was arrested by police in Oslo on Friday 2 November, with two police uniforms in the car he drove. The police followed up ransack his apartment. There, investigators found two guns, a gas pistol and ten bars of dynamite with blasting caps, a total of one kilogram explosives. -My client has admitted guilt for the storage of the weapons and dynamite. He acknowledges no guilt of receiving stolen goods police uniforms, said 23-year-old lawyer, attorney Kathryn Evershos lawyer Øystein Storrvik. 23-year-old was convicted in 1998 for having bought a large number of firearms and sold them to people in the right-extremist groups in Ringerike. Among the weapons he was convicted of having sold, it was both Uzi machine guns, AK47 (Kalasjnikov) assault rifles, a shotgun and a shotgun avsaget. He was also convicted of illegally being in possession of a total of 16 different weapons. Among these was a 22 caliber rifle lounge with silencer and telescopic sight. Some of his customers were later accused of planning attack on Norwegian society stops in 1997. In the same criminal case in 1998, he was also convicted of violence against two anti-racists. 23-åringenvedgikk the time associated with the extreme right environment in Ringerike.

Ringerike is very close to the Island where the shootings occured. This was 10 years ago when he was 23, (written late in the year) which makes him a possible same guy.


So it's a little less Burroughs, a little more Mad Libs.

/seriously though, I get the point, thanks for the link
 
2011-07-22 06:16:46 PM
D-Liver 2011-07-22 02:09:48 PM
So how is Fox News (sic) going to spin this to be Obamas fault?

The blood isn't clotted an you're whining about fox news already?


muslims killed people and your whiny little input is about what some talking head might say? Yeah those are moral equivalents.

Good thing your leftist outlets are completely open and honest:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73a_1181328755&comments=1
 
2011-07-22 06:16:54 PM

dumbandilikeit: Norwegian TV starting to air interviews with some of the kids on the island. Wish I understood what they were saying.


"Holy crap, that sucked!"
 
2011-07-22 06:17:45 PM

Chresjan: Chresjan: Man is confirmed as a 32 year old Norwegian.

Interesting article from 2001. Do the maths and we got a possible suspect here. (new window)

Lets try this again
From the horribly written and then translated article:

Ringerike is very close to the Island where the shootings occured. This was 10 years ago when he was 23, (written late in the year) which makes him a possible same guy.


So much for the gloved-hand reformation Norway calls "prison" if this is true. Either way, this guy was probably smart to realize he could live the rest of his life in luxury by killing a bunch of people.
 
2011-07-22 06:19:15 PM

OnlyM3: D-Liver 2011-07-22 02:09:48 PM
So how is Fox News (sic) going to spin this to be Obamas fault?
The blood isn't clotted an you're whining about fox news already?


muslims killed people and your whiny little input is about what some talking head might say? Yeah those are moral equivalents.

Good thing your leftist outlets are completely open and honest:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73a_1181328755&comments=1


Show some dignity, you two.
 
2011-07-22 06:20:31 PM

dumbandilikeit: Norwegian TV starting to air interviews with some of the kids on the island. Wish I understood what they were saying.


From what I heard it seemed like he was talking about how lucky he was that him and a friend went to the shops at the time it kicked off. Otherwise he feared he wouldn't be here today.

I'm gonna call it a night. Gonna get some sleep and probably wake up to an updated number of dead on Utøya. I'm not looking forward to it.

Link to a swedish reporter in a boat around the island confirming that there are lots of deaths around the island, and he could only speculate on what it looks like further in on the island (in Swedish) (new window)
 
2011-07-22 06:20:35 PM

walkerhound: So much for the gloved-hand reformation Norway calls "prison" if this is true. Either way, this guy was probably smart to realize he could live the rest of his life in luxury by killing a bunch of people.


Forget what I just said. This guy takes the cake.
 
2011-07-22 06:24:03 PM

The information coming across the wire says it's a tall blond Nordic person. More here:

Link (new window)
 
2011-07-22 06:27:39 PM

KarmicDisaster: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Chresjan: Man is confirmed as a 32 year old Norwegian.

Interesting article from 2001. Do the maths and we got a possible suspect here. (new window)

FTF(GT)A: "At that time he was charged with careless medskytevåpen"

Geez - sounds like a nutcase. I'm always very careful with my medskytevåpen

"he was imprisoned because his meat wildly around him while his girlfriend was present."

Ew.


So funny...

...pain...

Hoo

Hah...
 
2011-07-22 06:29:17 PM

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: The information coming across the wire says it's a tall blond Nordic person. More here:Link (new window)


Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?
 
2011-07-22 06:30:27 PM

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: The information coming across the wire says it's a tall blond Nordic person. More here:Link (new window)


I.... I hate you for that.
 
2011-07-22 06:32:44 PM

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: The information coming across the wire says it's a tall blond Nordic person. More here:Link (new window)


I must break you for that.
 
2011-07-22 06:34:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: The information coming across the wire says it's a tall blond Nordic person. More here:Link (new window)

Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?


Slim to none. Plus he probably already has you on ignore and probably won't see what you posted. Same for me.

I'd like to respect the guy more in the event that he rises to the challenge and takes it back, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
 
2011-07-22 06:36:47 PM

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: The information coming across the wire says it's a tall blond Nordic person. More here:Link (new window)


HOLY SH*T!

Has Shatner been bested?
 
2011-07-22 06:43:32 PM

OnlyM3: Step 1 muslims murder innocent men, women and children
Step 2 fark-moon-bats "bu bu but booooosh tea-party"


Nope. A local boy did this. He might in fact be a Muslim, but that blows a huge hole in your "profile only the scary brown people" narrative.

i29.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-22 06:45:13 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?


I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.
 
2011-07-22 06:52:03 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: cameroncrazy1984: Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?

I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.



after the wave of dipsh*t xenophobes that poured in during the AZ shootings, I'm kinda glad I missed out on it this time.
 
2011-07-22 06:57:53 PM

bathbubble: vygramul: I'm betting on about 1 ton of explosives. It looks like glass was broken for more than a block in radius. Anyone know what the damage area is?

I read windows blown out of buildings 1km away according to eyewitnesses on bbc earlier, but that may be an exaggeration in the aftermath


Dunno, I work at the VG building right next to that square and on my quest to find a pub after we got evacuated, I saw random windows few blocks down on the other side of where the blast was coming from blown out. So it WAS a big blast (it was heard kilometers away) but it might have also been the way it propagated and the type of window that got shattered.
 
2011-07-22 06:58:46 PM

stewmadness: Well Big Sis did warn us about middle aged white terrorists.


True. I will never trust a white person again.

*eyes himself warily in the mirror*
 
2011-07-22 07:01:38 PM
Also, my sister said she saw broken windows near Oslo S (Central Station) - at the Royal Christiania Hotel. That's over a kilometer from the blast.

It was definitely strong.
 
2011-07-22 07:03:37 PM

Synaesthete: Also, my sister said she saw broken windows near Oslo S (Central Station) - at the Royal Christiania Hotel. That's over a kilometer from the blast.

It was definitely strong.


What's that in real measurements?
 
2011-07-22 07:07:29 PM
Even when it wasn't bears I knew it was bears!
 
2011-07-22 07:19:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Synaesthete: Also, my sister said she saw broken windows near Oslo S (Central Station) - at the Royal Christiania Hotel. That's over a kilometer from the blast.

It was definitely strong.

What's that in real measurements?


1 kilometer = 0.621371192 miles
 
2011-07-22 07:19:45 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Synaesthete: Also, my sister said she saw broken windows near Oslo S (Central Station) - at the Royal Christiania Hotel. That's over a kilometer from the blast.

It was definitely strong.

What's that in real measurements?


3 Møøsetuns
 
2011-07-22 07:20:32 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: cameroncrazy1984: Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?

I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.



Didn't early reports say an Islamic group claimed responsibility?
 
2011-07-22 07:26:17 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Lee Jackson Beauregard: cameroncrazy1984: Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?

I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.


Didn't early reports say an Islamic group claimed responsibility?


It's how terrorist groups gain "street cred." I guess you'd rather believe the terrorists over the actual eyewitness accounts from the Norwegians themselves.
 
2011-07-22 07:28:07 PM
It will be interesting HOW the blast materials were placed, armed, and triggered. It looked like it was the upper floors that got hit hard.

I wonder if Norway will stoop to TSA levels of disorganized, ineffective, invasive flailing to appear to be "doing something".
 
2011-07-22 07:28:21 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Lee Jackson Beauregard: cameroncrazy1984: Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?

I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.


Didn't early reports say an Islamic group claimed responsibility?


Someone posted on a Jihadist message board that Helpers of Global Jihad claimed responsibility. Helpers of Global Jihad then denied this. The guy arrested was a native, so that kinda limits (although doesn't eliminate it, see John Walker Lindh) the possibility that it was a Jihadist attack.

However, I'm willing to bet that it was a lone anti-government whackjob, or an anti-government whackjob with a few friends. When you think about how relaxed Norway is in regards to security, it's not something that was incredibly difficult to pull off once you got past the hard part of actually making the bombs, obtaining the firearms, and getting/making the police uniform.
 
2011-07-22 07:28:48 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: cameroncrazy1984: Over/Under on the amount of times Tatsuma apologizes for jumping the gun on this one?

I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.


Doesn't he always cheer when innocent civilians die?
 
2011-07-22 07:29:03 PM
ok I have to ask. what is it with the moose and nasti anyway? I've been around a while (hot cocoa sampler box and the bar towel) but it was before that.
 
2011-07-22 07:31:43 PM
The terrorist:

Anders Behring Breivik

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net

Religious View: Christian

Political Views: Conservative
 
2011-07-22 07:32:12 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: I think we all know exactly how many times Tatsuma and OnlyM3 are going to apologize.


Apologize for what?

The MO was consistent with Al Qaeda, Al Qaeda has threatened Norway for a decade now, and a terroist group first claimed responsibility.

That was the general consensus of the thread, why single me out over this?

I have no reason to apologize, nor are there reasons to call me out on this.
 
2011-07-22 07:33:57 PM

Chresjan: Man is confirmed as a 32 year old Norwegian.

Interesting article from 2001. Do the maths and we got a possible suspect here. (new window)


Very interesting indeed.

Here's a local .no site that seems to have some good info: Link (new window)
 
2011-07-22 07:35:27 PM
About the killers background (new window)

Google translation. (Mass killing of vermin - WTF?)
 
2011-07-22 07:36:29 PM

4chan Ambassador: The terrorist:

Anders Behring Breivik

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

[fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net image 180x220]

Religious View: Christian

Political Views: Conservative


Yes, but more importantly, he played Modern Warfare 2. Obviously video games are to blame for this tragedy.
 
2011-07-22 07:36:47 PM
32-year-old who late last night was arrested by armed police on Utøya, is active on several Web sites that clearly expresses an Islam-hostile attitude.

Whoops.
 
2011-07-22 07:37:03 PM

4chan Ambassador: Brei


You know what's funny is that we just found that stuff on our own as well.

Good jorb, internet detectives.
 
2011-07-22 07:37:54 PM

make me some tea: Chresjan: Man is confirmed as a 32 year old Norwegian.

Interesting article from 2001. Do the maths and we got a possible suspect here. (new window)

Very interesting indeed.

Here's a local .no site that seems to have some good info: Link (new window)


Its not the same guy, this guy has apparently been active in another norwegian youth party FpU, the youth party of FRP. This is all according to vgd.no the forum to the VG newspaper. They've been doing some "investigating" since they raided his place.
 
2011-07-22 07:39:44 PM
So, now that we know that it was a Christian conservative white male, possibly working on his own, is it still terrorism?
 
2011-07-22 07:41:21 PM

epoc_tnac: So, now that we know that it was a Christian conservative white male, possibly working on his own, is it still terrorism?


I would say yes.
 
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