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2011-07-22 10:57:25 AM
Oh god, yes this one......
 
2011-07-22 10:58:25 AM
Second blast reported in Norway's capital

Sh*t.
 
2011-07-22 11:13:35 AM
Wonder if it's al Qaeda though, could also be extreme leftist/anarchists.
 
2011-07-22 11:17:27 AM
bikkurikun: Wonder if it's al Qaeda though, could also be extreme leftist/anarchists.

They told you. They're an anarcho-syndicalist commune
 
2011-07-22 11:19:24 AM
bikkurikun: Wonder if it's al Qaeda though, could also be extreme leftist/anarchists.

Ha. No. It isn't anarchists or leftists these days they are too busy getting high. Not al Qaeda either, as there really isn't an al qaeda anymore.

It is going to be a radical Islamic group plain and simple. There was a suicide bombing in Sweden not too long ago which I wouldn't be surprised is related to this.
 
2011-07-22 11:20:00 AM
ArkAngel: bikkurikun: Wonder if it's al Qaeda though, could also be extreme leftist/anarchists.

They told you. They're an anarcho-syndicalist commune


Splitters.
 
2011-07-22 11:21:11 AM
Somebody call John McClane.

Hooray! A new ally in the war on terror!
 
2011-07-22 11:21:33 AM
Teknowaffle: It is going to be a radical Islamic group plain and simple. There was a suicide bombing in Sweden not too long ago which I wouldn't be surprised is related to this.

It could also be domestic, someone upset about something the government did. That happens from time to time.
 
2011-07-22 11:21:41 AM
Religion of Peace™?
 
2011-07-22 11:22:24 AM
Must have been a Teabagger.
 
2011-07-22 11:22:25 AM
Obviously Bush's fault
 
2011-07-22 11:23:23 AM
The terrorists responsible for this bombing have been sacked.
 
2011-07-22 11:23:28 AM
BBC reports the second explosion is debunked.

One theory is that the explosion may have been from Tamil separatists upset at Norway's brokering of a peace deal between them and Sri Lankan forces.
 
2011-07-22 11:23:46 AM
The article doesn't speak of any casualties. I hope nobody is hurt.
 
2011-07-22 11:23:47 AM
Techno Viking is going to be PISSED
 
2011-07-22 11:23:57 AM
I love how the employee that isn't authorized to talk to the media has been identified as an employee that knowingly talked to the media.

//seriously?
//Way to go anonymity.
 
2011-07-22 11:23:57 AM
Vikings?
 
2011-07-22 11:23:57 AM
Let's everybody calm down and find out the race of the person involved before we start calling it "terrorism". Priorities, people.
 
2011-07-22 11:24:02 AM
It's probably swamp gas.
 
2011-07-22 11:24:03 AM
someone turn on the haarp machine again?
 
2011-07-22 11:24:06 AM
could be the Judean Peoples Front...

/just saying
 
2011-07-22 11:24:10 AM
They were just pining for the fjords...
 
2011-07-22 11:24:23 AM
somebody probably put their beer in a paint shaker and left it in the fridge for somebody else to open.
 
2011-07-22 11:24:31 AM
You get two guesses about who did this, and the first one doesn't count.
 
2011-07-22 11:24:33 AM
Don't panic.
It was the sewer that blew up from all that decomposing lutefisk.
 
2011-07-22 11:24:43 AM
Homeland Security fails again. better get some more boobie scanners.
 
2011-07-22 11:24:43 AM
What about the Llamas, they're still safe, yes?
 
2011-07-22 11:25:07 AM
What does this have to do with møøse? Headline is a stretch.
 
2011-07-22 11:25:08 AM
FTFA: One explosion happened near a government building housing the office of Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, said the reporter, Linda Reinholdsen. Another hit near the Norwegian parliament, she said.

Farking hell.
 
2011-07-22 11:25:22 AM
It's like 9/11 times 2356.
 
2011-07-22 11:25:23 AM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Somebody call John McClane.

Hooray! A new ally in the war on terror!


New??? Being in Iraq and Afghanistan with you might have something to do with this.

/And Libya...
 
2011-07-22 11:25:42 AM
nekom: Teknowaffle: It is going to be a radical Islamic group plain and simple. There was a suicide bombing in Sweden not too long ago which I wouldn't be surprised is related to this.

It could also be domestic, someone upset about something the government did. That happens from time to time.


what did Norway's PM do recently that might have upset people?
 
2011-07-22 11:25:50 AM
Is that really an appropriate headline for this? I enjoy trolling but this sound like it is serious.

I hope everyone is ok.
 
2011-07-22 11:25:58 AM
Flameysauce: You get two guesses about who did this, and the first one doesn't count.

Your mother?
 
2011-07-22 11:26:08 AM
Well Big Sis did warn us about middle aged white terrorists.
 
2011-07-22 11:26:10 AM
I'll bet it was a 6 year old girl. That's what they get for not having strangers rub their crotches to check for bombs. It also could have been in an old woman's diaper.
 
2011-07-22 11:26:15 AM
nekom: Teknowaffle: It is going to be a radical Islamic group plain and simple. There was a suicide bombing in Sweden not too long ago which I wouldn't be surprised is related to this.

It could also be domestic, someone upset about something the government did. That happens from time to time.


It's because Norway's one of them godless atheist socialist countries. GAWD won't protect the godless folk - even if they is white.

// whatever the reason, 't ain't worth loss of life
 
2011-07-22 11:26:16 AM
What the fark is the Big World?
 
2011-07-22 11:26:25 AM
fireclown: The article doesn't speak of any casualties. I hope nobody is hurt.

Check again: [Update: 11:03 a.m. ET, 5:03 p.m. Oslo] Norwegian state broadcaster NRK says at least one person has died after a huge explosion rocked the center of the capital, Oslo.
 
2011-07-22 11:26:50 AM
We apologise for the fault in security. Those responsible have been sacked.
 
2011-07-22 11:26:58 AM
Good morning Fark Mods!

Hope the bombs in Norway didn't disturb your beauty rest.
 
2011-07-22 11:27:03 AM
Dumb headline.

Hope the injuries/fatalities are minimal.
 
2011-07-22 11:27:05 AM
fireclown: The article doesn't speak of any casualties. I hope nobody is hurt.

NRK reports at least 1 dead, have heard 2 deaths on BBC.
 
2011-07-22 11:27:34 AM
Tentacle: nekom: Teknowaffle: It is going to be a radical Islamic group plain and simple. There was a suicide bombing in Sweden not too long ago which I wouldn't be surprised is related to this.

It could also be domestic, someone upset about something the government did. That happens from time to time.

what did Norway's PM do recently that might have upset people?


The AP also reports that a Norwegian prosecutor filed terror charges this week against an Iraqi-born cleric for threatening Norwegian politicians with death if he is deported from the country. The indictment centered on statements that Mullah Krekar - the founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam - made to various media, including the American network NBC.

/copypasta (new window)
 
2011-07-22 11:27:35 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: What the fark is the Big World?

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2011-07-22 11:27:39 AM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Somebody call John McClane.

progressivenation.us
 
2011-07-22 11:27:58 AM
Yeah, who could it be? I'll bet it has absolutely NOTHING to do with stuff like this...

Norway charges radical cleric for death threats

(AP) - Jul 12, 2011

OSLO, Norway (AP) - A Norwegian prosecutor has filed terror charges against an Iraqi-born cleric for threatening Norwegian politicians with death if he's deported from the Nordic country.

The indictment, obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, centers on statements that Mullah Krekar - the founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam - made to various media, including American network NBC.

Norway ordered Krekar deported in 2005 after declaring him a national security threat, but the decision was suspended amid worries he would face execution or torture in Iraq.

At a news conference in June 2010, Krekar said that if he's deported to Iraq and is killed there, Norwegian officials would meet the same fate. He singled out former asylum policy minister Erna Solberg.

Prosecutor Marit Bakkevik said Krekar's statements violated Norwegian terror laws and were meant to force authorities to halt the deportation order and to instill fear in Norwegian society.

The indictment also highlights comments Krekar made to NBC's news program "The Wanted" in 2009. Krekar told the program the American people deserved the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks and he condoned suicide bombings against Americans in Iraq. Bakkevik said the statements amounted to incitement of such attacks.

Krekar's defense lawyer, Brynjar Meling, told the AP that his client welcomes the opportunity to refute the charges in court. "His position is that he is not guilty on any of the charges," Meling said.

He said Krekar's statements were taken out of context and that he had been speaking in general terms about the punishment prescribed by Islam for a variety of crimes.

"He has not meant to threaten anyone. And he is not in a position to ... put any power behind any threats," Meling said.

Krekar, born Najm al-Din Faraj Ahmad, founded Ansar al-Islam while a refugee in Norway. The group is listed as a terrorist organization by the U.S. and others. It is suspected of having carried out suicide bombings against coalition forces in Iraq.

Krekar has said he no longer leads Ansar al-Islam, and denies links to al-Qaida.

Copyright © 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
 
2011-07-22 11:28:04 AM
CaptainCliche: We apologise for the fault in security. Those responsible have been sacked.

Those who were responsible for sacking the ones in charge of security have been sacked.
 
2011-07-22 11:28:06 AM
I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2011-07-22 11:28:17 AM
So far, a few friends in Oslo have checked in. Waiting to hear from a few more. Pretty sure they'll be okay. Mostly worried about the state of mind of the people of Norway right now... One of the last places in the world I'd expect political violence like this. :(
 
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