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2011-07-22 01:19:18 PM  
Try to keep in mind that this is who the GOP is getting their economic advice from:

southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-22 01:19:23 PM  
Translated:

Nordic appearance
According to NRK reporter on the spot, should the perpetrator be tall, blond and Nordic looks.


Well now that we know he wasn't brown, we can stop calling it terrorism and just regular ol' mayhem.
 
2011-07-22 01:19:26 PM  
Oh, can't I please have a little bit of peril?
 
2011-07-22 01:19:28 PM  
I live in Norway. Haven't seen a cop in months. Seriously, you can steal a car, get caught, and avoid prosecution due to police priorities.
 
2011-07-22 01:19:51 PM  

Maus III: log_jammin: The democrats are trying to fix problems. when you try to fix problems you run into obstacle you have to overcome. Then people get pissy because the problem is taking too long to fix/costs too much/no magic unicorns.

But not only are the republicans saying fixing it will make things worse, they're saying they aren't supposed to fix problems at all. so all they have to do is point to failures and delays while they sit back and do nothing.while the democrats are painting the house, the republicans are sitting under a shade tree, drinking a beer telling them they got the wrong paint, are leaving runs and missing spots.


Bills brought to the floor regarding the debt ceiling/budget by party:

Republicans: 2

Democrats: 0

I think the dems are standing on the scaffolding with no paint and no brushes, and stopping the republicans from doing any actual work.
 
2011-07-22 01:20:02 PM  

All Latest: InmanRoshi: The shooting up of a youth camp for the Labour Party has a neo-nazi flavor to it.

Yes. Tall blonde man in police uniform with machinegun.


That can't be right. We already know that terrorists can only be Muslim.
 
2011-07-22 01:20:16 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Try to keep in mind that this is who the GOP is getting their economic advice from:

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LOL wrong thread, but perhaps dressing up as teabags fits in here.
 
2011-07-22 01:20:16 PM  
i197.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-22 01:20:19 PM  
THAT was a big-ass bomb. Keee-rist.
 
2011-07-22 01:20:45 PM  

kidgenius: This is not Islam calling for the unprovoked destruction of the west. This is a political retaliation where, these people, with nowhere left to turn are asking for God's help in returning their lives to them.


Absolutely it is.
 
2011-07-22 01:21:55 PM  
Wrath of Odin?

Okay, serious. Hope the victims and families find peace.
 
2011-07-22 01:22:02 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Translated:

Nordic appearance
According to NRK reporter on the spot, should the perpetrator be tall, blond and Nordic looks.


Well now that we know he wasn't brown, we can stop calling it terrorism and just regular ol' mayhem.


Some Jihad group is taking credit, but they may be full of shiat as no one has heard of them before.
 
2011-07-22 01:22:07 PM  
I love it. Somehow, without any real news about who's behind the attack, this thread managed to devolve into yet another anti-Islam derp-fest.

Are you all the same people who, when that representative got shot in Tuscon, all crammed in here to blame it on the Muslims and/or the Mexicans?
 
2011-07-22 01:22:46 PM  
So I got into work not long ago, and I am moving to Stockholm next month. The people at my work are very concerned. They apparently don't know that Oslo and Norway are not Sweden.

Americans really do suck at geography.
 
2011-07-22 01:22:57 PM  
Has anyone ever considered that it might a good time for Western nations to quit meddling in the affairs of and stealing natural resources from all these other countries, that they happen to be inhabited by people of the Islamic faith, that the terrorist attacks are retribution for said Western nations' activities, and that correlation does not equal causation?

/or are you really that hellbent on keeping people at each others' necks?
 
2011-07-22 01:22:57 PM  
i197.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-22 01:23:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: trappedspirit: This thread went from zero to douche before there was even a body count. That has to be a new record for the hall of shame.

You must be new to Fark


I guess there's a first for everything. Hadn't seen a bombing "NEWSFLASH" article that started making jokes in the headline. Usually takes a few posts for the snark pressure to build up. Err, I mean the "gallows humor" because people grieve in their own way and being a jerk is the best way!
 
2011-07-22 01:23:25 PM  

Crocodilly_Pontifex:
As long as they say "I don't approve of their tactics, but I agree with their message," they get to dodge bombs.


People are allowed to believe whatever they want. They are allowed to dislike or even hate us. If they're not actually *doing* anything about it, then they're innocents - we don't get to bomb people whose only crime is disliking us.

/Tho bombing them is a really good way to convince them that maybe they *ought* to be doing something about it
 
2011-07-22 01:24:30 PM  
Several deaths at the Utoeya camp, according to TV2.
 
2011-07-22 01:25:47 PM  

Unwashed_Mass_Member: Bills brought to the floor regarding the debt ceiling/budget by party:


Dude. Wrong thread.
 
2011-07-22 01:25:54 PM  

Teknowaffle: So I got into work not long ago, and I am moving to Stockholm next month. The people at my work are very concerned. They apparently don't know that Oslo and Norway are not Sweden.

Americans really do suck at geography.


Most of us never leave, so it's just not important knowledge for a lot of people. It's kind of sad, but understandable.
 
2011-07-22 01:26:37 PM  
Good. Lutefisk belongs in cream, not melted butter, you Norwegian bastards.
 
2011-07-22 01:26:58 PM  

make me some tea: thamike: Calvin Butterball: One person arrested at the Labour Party youth camp in Ueotela.

No link?

BBC is reporting it (video feed): Link (new window)


Thanks! Couldn't find a good one on Google news at the time.
 
2011-07-22 01:27:08 PM  

gameshowhost: Has anyone ever considered that it might a good time for Western nations to quit meddling in the affairs of and stealing natural resources from all these other countries, that they happen to be inhabited by people of the Islamic faith, that the terrorist attacks are retribution for said Western nations' activities, and that correlation does not equal causation?

/or are you really that hellbent on keeping people at each others' necks?


Are you retarded? Oil is $100/ bbl, someone is getting robbed and it isn't the indigenous peoples of the region known as the Middle East.
 
2011-07-22 01:27:11 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: TheDirtyNacho: Translated:

Nordic appearance
According to NRK reporter on the spot, should the perpetrator be tall, blond and Nordic looks.


Well now that we know he wasn't brown, we can stop calling it terrorism and just regular ol' mayhem.

Some Jihad group is taking credit, but they may be full of shiat as no one has heard of them before.



It's not uncommon for various individuals, I mean "jihad groups", to take claim for newsworthy events. Hell, even high profile unsolved murders have weirdos that 'confess' to the crime and tie up the police for a time.
 
2011-07-22 01:27:25 PM  
Big car bombs sounds like an al Qaeda wet dream, though the supposed targeting of the oil/energy ministry is odd (isn't Norway an oil exporter?). And attacking a Labour Party youth camp... contrary to Tats' claim, the Labour Party is at least officially social-democratic, and it's in a coalition wih other left and centre parties.

I've gotta say, the first picture I saw of the Oslo bomb aftermath made me think "Oklahoma City".
 
2011-07-22 01:27:38 PM  

jxb465: All Latest: InmanRoshi: The shooting up of a youth camp for the Labour Party has a neo-nazi flavor to it.

Yes. Tall blonde man in police uniform with machinegun.

That can't be right. We already know that terrorists can only be Muslim.


Protip: Islam is a religion, not a race.
 
2011-07-22 01:29:32 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: I love it. Somehow, without any real news about who's behind the attack, this thread managed to devolve into yet another anti-Islam derp-fest.

Are you all the same people who, when that representative got shot in Tuscon, all crammed in here to blame it on the Muslims and/or the Mexicans?


People were blaming teabaggers in that thread.
 
2011-07-22 01:30:10 PM  

PlatinumDragon: Big car bombs sounds like an al Qaeda wet dream, though the supposed targeting of the oil/energy ministry is odd (isn't Norway an oil exporter?). And attacking a Labour Party youth camp... contrary to Tats' claim, the Labour Party is at least officially social-democratic, and it's in a coalition wih other left and centre parties.

I've gotta say, the first picture I saw of the Oslo bomb aftermath made me think "Oklahoma City".


I am for one backing off of my initial reaction of Islamic terrorist after the news of the shooting at the Labour Party camp (there is something that bothers me about a camp for a political party). It seems like they were really going after the political party.
 
2011-07-22 01:30:23 PM  

Calvin Butterball: Several deaths at the Utoeya camp, according to TV2.


And now TV2 is being evacuated. As well as Aftenposten and VG.

Link (new window)
 
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A divisive number of visible minorities are overflowing Main street?

thatsracist.jpg.
 
2011-07-22 01:31:27 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: gameshowhost: Has anyone ever considered that it might a good time for Western nations to quit meddling in the affairs of and stealing natural resources from all these other countries, that they happen to be inhabited by people of the Islamic faith, that the terrorist attacks are retribution for said Western nations' activities, and that correlation does not equal causation?

/or are you really that hellbent on keeping people at each others' necks?

Are you retarded? Oil is $100/ bbl, someone is getting robbed and it isn't the indigenous peoples of the region known as the Middle East.


It all goes to this guy.
 
2011-07-22 01:31:32 PM  
that is a fμcking stupid headline
 
2011-07-22 01:31:49 PM  

Flab: Unwashed_Mass_Member: Bills brought to the floor regarding the debt ceiling/budget by party:

Dude. Wrong thread.


oops.

/tabfail
 
2011-07-22 01:32:02 PM  

Teknowaffle: PlatinumDragon: Big car bombs sounds like an al Qaeda wet dream, though the supposed targeting of the oil/energy ministry is odd (isn't Norway an oil exporter?). And attacking a Labour Party youth camp... contrary to Tats' claim, the Labour Party is at least officially social-democratic, and it's in a coalition wih other left and centre parties.

I've gotta say, the first picture I saw of the Oslo bomb aftermath made me think "Oklahoma City".

I am for one backing off of my initial reaction of Islamic terrorist after the news of the shooting at the Labour Party camp (there is something that bothers me about a camp for a political party). It seems like they were really going after the political party.


I'm just going to wait for things to calm down enough for details to coalesce before leaping to conclusions and blaming the Dutch and Pastafarians.
 
2011-07-22 01:33:46 PM  
Pretty impressive video of an apparent second explosion from the Guardian's website:

youtube
 
2011-07-22 01:34:15 PM  
Radical Islamists claim responsibility (new window)

So there you go. White terrorists indeed.
 
2011-07-22 01:34:24 PM  

schief2: Pretty impressive video of an apparent second explosion from the Guardian's website:

youtube


Never mind...didn't read the comments. It's fake.
 
2011-07-22 01:36:38 PM  

d3bug: God only knows what Glenn Beck is....


I read this initially as "Glenn Beck only knows who Glenn Beck is" which I think might be more accurate.
 
2011-07-22 01:36:49 PM  
7 people dead in the bombing, 2 badly wounded.
 
2011-07-22 01:36:55 PM  

gameshowhost: Has anyone ever considered that it might a good time for Western nations to quit meddling in the affairs of and stealing natural resources from all these other countries, that they happen to be inhabited by people of the Islamic faith, that the terrorist attacks are retribution for said Western nations' activities, and that correlation does not equal causation?

/or are you really that hellbent on keeping people at each others' necks?


wouldn't make a difference. When you are hell bent on believing you are superior to everyone else any proof other wise is an attack on you. A KKK member sees a black person with a nice car and house, it's on attack on "white America." An Arab nationalist, pan-nationalist or Muslim terrorist sees the West doing better and it's an affront to them.

The idea that in this ever more intertwined world we can somehow un-twine is anachronistic and short sighted. Genghis Khan invaded as far as modern day Hungry into Europe, Egypt and India had a trade route running in the 5th C BCE, and Cyrus the Great could send a letter via horse from one end of his empire to the other in 2 weeks. The point is this stupid idea that "globalization" is a 20th century monster needs to die. It's been going on since Homo-sapiens walked out of Africa, deal with it.
 
2011-07-22 01:37:00 PM  

muck4doo: stiletto_the_wise: I love it.
Are you all the same people who, when that representative got shot in Tuscon, all crammed in here to blame it on the Muslims and/or the Mexicans?

People were blaming teabaggers in that thread.


They were, but that's already gone down the liberal memory hole. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

The Norwegian state broadcaster has already reported that a jihadist group has taken responsibility for the attacks and cited the republishing of the Muhammad cartoons as a reason.

/hey, I know! Let's invite millions more of these barbarians to live in the West over the next several decades! What could possibly go wrong?
 
2011-07-22 01:38:13 PM  
The Utoeya incident may be over. NRK reports several people killed, one man in custody.
 
2011-07-22 01:38:15 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Radical Islamists claim responsibility (new window)

So there you go. White terrorists indeed.


They do that all the time whether they have anything to do with it or not.
 
2011-07-22 01:39:11 PM  
Reuters:

FLASH: Norway police say they fear there may be explosives at Labour party youth camp near #Oslo
 
2011-07-22 01:39:17 PM  
"Really? Really?"

/what did Norway ever do?
 
2011-07-22 01:39:19 PM  
Update: 1:23 p.m. ET, 7:23 p.m. Oslo] One person has been arrested on a Norwegian island where someone dressed as a policeman has been firing at a Labour Youth Party Camp, a police representative tells Norwegian state broadcaster NRK. Witnesses tell NRK the scene is chaotic and many shots have been fired.

shiat just got real.

Admins: You really might want to change the headline now....this is a hell of a lot more serious that we originally thought.
 
2011-07-22 01:40:06 PM  

make me some tea: Smeggy Smurf: Radical Islamists claim responsibility (new window)

So there you go. White terrorists indeed.

They do that all the time whether they have anything to do with it or not.


(Thats the sound of goalposts being moved.)
 
2011-07-22 01:40:40 PM  

alltandubh: muck4doo: stiletto_the_wise: I love it.
Are you all the same people who, when that representative got shot in Tuscon, all crammed in here to blame it on the Muslims and/or the Mexicans?

People were blaming teabaggers in that thread.

They were, but that's already gone down the liberal memory hole. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

The Norwegian state broadcaster has already reported that a jihadist group has taken responsibility for the attacks and cited the republishing of the Muhammad cartoons as a reason.

/hey, I know! Let's invite millions more of these barbarians to live in the West over the next several decades! What could possibly go wrong?


Barbarians are white. Get your facts straight.
 
2011-07-22 01:41:06 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Admins: You really might want to change the headline now....this is a hell of a lot more serious that we originally thought.


This story has gotten shiat treatment from the start. No expectations for that to change now.
 
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