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Tellingthem		2011-07-22 11:49:15 AM

Tentacle: Make More Hinjews: MikeMc: Religion of Peace™?

Here is a big bag of dicks.

/ You know what to do.

How do you suck a bag of dicks? Where can you get one? And how many dicks are in a bag?

36?

mightybaldking		2011-07-22 11:49:34 AM

Marginally Dissatisfied Mike: The Moose thing from Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits subtitles was about SWEDEN, failmitter, not Norway.

It was about both:

"No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"..."

314/		2011-07-22 11:49:58 AM

I read the headline as 'once blew my sister.' So ashamed.

thamike		2011-07-22 11:50:17 AM

Rincewind53: HawgWild: thamike: Who the hell would want to bomb Oslo?

I asked the same thing in another thread ...

Norway has had troops in Afghanistan and is a member of the coalition, and has a sizeable Muslim refugee population that clashes with the societal norms a bit.

This is not the first time terrorists have targeted Oslo.

Well, if it's al Qaeda, it looks like their reach has diminished substantially, if they picked a small bomb in Norway out of the mix.

d3bug		2011-07-22 11:50:19 AM

I am Ahab: Video from right after the bombing. (new window)

/headline sucks
//this thread reads like farking Youtube comments

nah, here you can quote with the click of one button...

dalovindj		2011-07-22 11:50:21 AM

Tellingthem: How do you suck a bag of dicks? Where can you get one? And how many dicks are in a bag?

36?

2 per hole?

finnished		2011-07-22 11:50:23 AM

namegoeshere: Who hates Norway??

The Swedes.

/Or was it the other way around...

Make More Hinjews		2011-07-22 11:50:36 AM

Tentacle: How do you suck a bag of dicks? Where can you get one? And how many dicks are in a bag?

I think I have some websites I can recommend for you, my friend. Hee hee

filter		2011-07-22 11:50:43 AM

Who bombs a govt building after 3pm on a Friday in the middle of summer vacation?

special20		2011-07-22 11:51:49 AM

Teknowaffle: Tatsuma: Of course one of fark's biggest anti-semites blames the Mossad.

I wish you could ignore posts replying to people you have on ignore.

I'm not seeing this anywhere.

You know who else could see anti-semites?

Blairr		2011-07-22 11:51:55 AM

LlamaGirl: YOU LEAVE MY KIN ALONE YOU BASTARDS! The Norweigans are neutral you farks!

No kidding!

Who the hell bombs Snoreweigans?

hammettman		2011-07-22 11:52:01 AM

MENSTRUATION: So far, a few friends in Oslo have checked in. Waiting to hear from a few more. Pretty sure they'll be okay. Mostly worried about the state of mind of the people of Norway right now... One of the last places in the world I'd expect political violence like this. :(

Yes, Norway is supposed to be the happiest place in the world. Way to go, world.

lewismarktwo		2011-07-22 11:52:22 AM

Looks like ANFO. When will we outlaw fertilizer? If it saves just one life, think of the children.

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2011-07-22 11:52:23 AM

Is this Obama's Katrina, or defining moment yet?

Sticky Hands		2011-07-22 11:52:39 AM

filter: Who bombs a govt building after 3pm on a Friday in the middle of summer vacation?

well... I guess we can rule out this guy:
www.thetick.ws

dalovindj		2011-07-22 11:52:40 AM

filter: Who bombs a govt building after 3pm on a Friday in the middle of summer vacation?

Ha. Good point. Terrorists foiled by summer Fridays once again.

Boba Fettucini		2011-07-22 11:52:56 AM

Meanwhile, Carl Gustaf plots his next move.

/Swedish on Dad's side
//Still loves me some Norway over 98% of the world

ArtosRC		2011-07-22 11:53:02 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Awww man, I remember the last time I watched Kingdom of Heaven.

/the extended version is kind of awesome

That was an okay movie. Kind of long and boring at parts, but still entertaining.

Despite the fact that it was a terrible time in human history, it's still oddly fascinating.

Everyone can get in on the action!

LasersHurt		2011-07-22 11:53:20 AM

lewismarktwo: Looks like ANFO. When will we outlaw fertilizer? If it saves just one life, think of the children.

Anfo is all push, no fire, right? I'm pretty sure it's along those lines, then.

OnlyM3		2011-07-22 11:53:23 AM

kidgenius
"Religion of Peace" detractors in 3...2...1...

Defenders of islamic terrorists in... oh there you are.

Tatsuma		2011-07-22 11:53:26 AM

Foxone: Making a fun headline of people dead in a potential terrorist explosion makes you a douche subby

This is the same place that made fun of an 8 year old boy who was suffocated to death and then cut to pieces.

LlamaGirl: I GUESS THAT MAKES IT OKAY THEN!

NO, BUT RAKFISK DOES

Blairr		2011-07-22 11:53:46 AM

Tatsuma: LlamaGirl: YOU LEAVE MY KIN ALONE YOU BASTARDS! The Norweigans are neutral you farks!

Uh they weren't and are not

Quiet you!

If we pretend a puppy was just kicked we'll get far more mileage out of this.

/Factuality or the game?
//CHOOSE!

Make More Hinjews		2011-07-22 11:54:19 AM

OnlyM3: isalm's "Thank you" car to the "Norwegian Nobel Committee" for obama's peace prize finally arrived.

Awwwwwwww, look! Three year old got his first computer and he visits us on Fark.

/ You can develop that technique further, little buddy. Try stormfront.org. But we're all proud of you.

dalovindj		2011-07-22 11:55:11 AM

So how many sieverts were they exposed to?

ArtosRC		2011-07-22 11:55:18 AM

Frank N Stein: It was a joke.

I AM EASILY OFFENDED

make me some tea		2011-07-22 11:55:23 AM

LlamaGirl: YOU LEAVE MY KIN ALONE YOU BASTARDS! The Norweigans are neutral you farks!

Not anymore... :(

Seth'n'Spectrum		2011-07-22 11:55:26 AM

ArtosRC: Seth'n'Spectrum: Awww man, I remember the last time I watched Kingdom of Heaven.

/the extended version is kind of awesome

That was an okay movie. Kind of long and boring at parts, but still entertaining.

Despite the fact that it was a terrible time in human history, it's still oddly fascinating.

Everyone can get in on the action!

Yeah, I'm just contrasting the extended version with the theatrical release which was panned heavily originally. But Jeremy Irons being grumpy never gets old...
...wait, nvm, I gave up on the Borgias recently.

DjangoStonereaver		2011-07-22 11:56:00 AM

"We were nowhere near the place at the time."

-Hrothgar son of Olavstag, spokesman for the Jotun council

/Seriously, though: this is pretty serious.

Poison Appleseeds		2011-07-22 11:56:03 AM

This is proof that socialism doesn't work

jso2897		2011-07-22 11:56:28 AM

Make More Hinjews: fireclown: So, when you see a building explode, you would bet cash AGAINST the jihadi movement being involved?

No. Like any person with half a brain, I wait for the police to do their job before I go out and kill one of the Muslims who live next door in reprisal. I mean, their family understands a curb-stomping when it's NECESSARY, but not if I don't have proof of the latest Muslim Socialist Terrorist (tm) attack.

/ Seriously, go to hell.

Aw come on, man. You know as well as I do that the only excercise half these fFarkers get is from rushing to judgment, jumping to conclusions, and falling for logical fallacies.
If it wasn't for that, they'd be even fatter.

Tatsuma		2011-07-22 11:56:29 AM

Blairr: Tatsuma: LlamaGirl: YOU LEAVE MY KIN ALONE YOU BASTARDS! The Norweigans are neutral you farks!

Uh they weren't and are not

Quiet you!

If we pretend a puppy was just kicked we'll get far more mileage out of this.

/Factuality or the game?
//CHOOSE!

I guess so. I'm not sure where that "Norway is Neutral!" meme was born

Are people really confusing Switzerland with Norway?

You know, the same Switzerland that had troops for 5 years in Afghanistan

thamike		2011-07-22 11:56:32 AM

OnlyM3: kidgenius
"Religion of Peace" detractors in 3...2...1...

Defenders of islamic terrorists in... oh there you are.

HAHAHA! Is this conversation actually happening?

Tech N9ne		2011-07-22 11:56:51 AM

Foxone: Making a fun headline of people dead in a potential terrorist explosion makes you a douche subby

^THIS^

ArtosRC		2011-07-22 11:57:04 AM

Blairr: If we pretend a puppy was just kicked we'll get far more mileage out of this.

THIS MEANS TOTAL AND EVERLASTING WAR

/101st Kennel Klub reporting for duty

namegoeshere		2011-07-22 11:57:27 AM

Foxone: Making a fun headline of people dead in a potential terrorist explosion makes you a ~~douche~~ Farker subby

FTFY.

ArtosRC		2011-07-22 11:58:43 AM

thamike: HAHAHA! Is this conversation actually happening?

Good. Good. We now know who the real defenders of justice and peace are and who the traitors of the world seem to be.

kidgenius		2011-07-22 11:59:22 AM

OnlyM3: kidgenius
"Religion of Peace" detractors in 3...2...1...

Defenders of islamic terrorists in... oh there you are.

Oh yes, because defense of a religion is a defense of terrorists claiming to do their deeds as part of that religion.

Of course there have NEVER been Christian Terrorists, amirite?

Mrs.Sharpier		2011-07-22 11:59:52 AM

That's scary

He added: "Of course, I'm scared, because Norway is such a neutral country."

hello, welcome to globalism

AcneVulgaris		2011-07-22 12:00:03 PM

MENSTRUATION: So far, a few friends in Oslo have checked in. Waiting to hear from a few more. Pretty sure they'll be okay. Mostly worried about the state of mind of the people of Norway right now... One of the last places in the world I'd expect political violence like this. :(

Anybody involved in bombing somebody else should expect to be bombed. That's how war works,

I_C_Weener		2011-07-22 12:00:13 PM

DriftingJesus: Is that really an appropriate headline for this? I enjoy trolling but this sound like it is serious.

I hope everyone is ok.

Please pray for the bikini team....and Omarion.

HotWingConspiracy		2011-07-22 12:01:10 PM

LlamaGirl		2011-07-22 12:01:28 PM

Tatsuma: Blairr: Tatsuma: LlamaGirl: YOU LEAVE MY KIN ALONE YOU BASTARDS! The Norweigans are neutral you farks!

Uh they weren't and are not

Quiet you!

If we pretend a puppy was just kicked we'll get far more mileage out of this.

/Factuality or the game?
//CHOOSE!

I guess so. I'm not sure where that "Norway is Neutral!" meme was born

Are people really confusing Switzerland with Norway?

You know, the same Switzerland that had troops for 5 years in Afghanistan

Dude, it's farking NORWAY.

All they ever did wrong was create lutefisk. THAT'S IT!

Why do you hate my kin? :(

RumsfeldsReplacement		2011-07-22 12:01:57 PM

Cornelius McGillicuddy: It's like 9/11 times 2356.

That would be...my god...

2,146,316

Candygram4Mongo		2011-07-22 12:01:58 PM

jj325: Vikings?

Finlander on the roof?

Woolwine		2011-07-22 12:02:10 PM

Tech N9ne: Foxone: Making a fun headline of people dead in a potential terrorist explosion makes you a douche subby

^THIS^

welcometofark.jpg.

thamike		2011-07-22 12:02:10 PM

ArtosRC: thamike: HAHAHA! Is this conversation actually happening?

Good. Good. We now know who the real defenders of justice and peace are and who the traitors of the world seem to be.

The Big World?

dalovindj		2011-07-22 12:02:33 PM

Tatsuma: I'm not sure where that "Norway is Neutral!" meme was born

img42.imageshack.us

RichieLaw		2011-07-22 12:02:42 PM

Frank N Stein: ArtosRC: RichieLaw: Frank N Stein: FTFA: Norway

And not a single f*ck was given

Great point! Not like they are a NATO member or have been helping us in Iraq and Afghanistan since we started those wars.

/I mean, those stupid foreigners that are allied to our country. fark them.

This, in its entirety. Go fark yourself, you worthless farkstain.

It was a joke.

A shiat poor one.

Smeggy Smurf		2011-07-22 12:03:19 PM

kidgenius: OnlyM3: kidgenius
"Religion of Peace" detractors in 3...2...1...

Defenders of islamic terrorists in... oh there you are.

Oh yes, because defense of a religion is a defense of terrorists claiming to do their deeds as part of that religion.

Of course there have NEVER been Christian Terrorists, amirite?

Followers of the pedophile prophet have a record of over 10,000 acts of terrorism since late 2001. Christian nutjobs are pissants in comparison.