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(Short List)   Excuse me dear sir, but I appear to be at the point of pre-orgasmal no return. Chat later?   (shortlist.com) divider line 37
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20143 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jul 2011 at 11:55 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-07-22 11:57:29 AM
That is a wonderful term. I'm going to see how I can make use of it
 
2011-07-22 11:57:44 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-07-22 11:59:05 AM
Bottom left is definitely my favorite. He looks like he's regretting this dive.
 
2011-07-22 11:59:38 AM
That is one serious bunch of ugly men.....
 
2011-07-22 12:01:25 PM
this one looks like he is doing a tandem dive

www.shortlist.com

and really regretting having a partner with teeth
 
2011-07-22 12:04:19 PM
Looks like they slipped in a casual dive or whatever it is called.

Caption: I HAVENT SHIAT FOR DAYS! THIS IS GONNA BE BIG! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
2011-07-22 12:05:26 PM
oh dear God why did I have to be drinking a fresh cup of coffee?

I'll be at the burn center...
 
2011-07-22 12:06:39 PM
www.shortlist.com

"OK POOP IS COMING OUT!"

*sound of a violent eruption*
 
2011-07-22 12:07:39 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-22 12:08:11 PM
Vinegar strokes?
 
2011-07-22 12:09:18 PM
www.fugly.com

/Obligatory
 
2011-07-22 12:10:06 PM

kvinesknows: this one looks like he is doing a tandem dive

[www.shortlist.com image 100x100]

and really regretting having a partner with teeth


Looks like something out of a RugbyJock shop
 
2011-07-22 12:14:24 PM

sassynstubborn2: That is one serious bunch of ugly men.....


Some of them look like they could be cute if they weren't in the middle of having their faces warped. It's hard to be sure, but the first guy seems like he has potential.

The guy with the sleaze-stache on the other hand...
 
2011-07-22 12:16:34 PM
www.shortlist.comgloganvlog.files.wordpress.com

/Window seat, please.
 
2011-07-22 12:17:08 PM
POOP IS COMING OUT
www.shortlist.com
 
2011-07-22 12:18:41 PM
Sorry D_Evans, I guess I should have checked the posts first.
 
2011-07-22 12:19:45 PM
www.shortlist.com
It ain't gonna suck itself, lady.
 
2011-07-22 12:20:35 PM
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
 
2011-07-22 12:28:05 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: [www.shortlist.com image 287x410][gloganvlog.files.wordpress.com image 400x410]

/Window seat, please.


Holy shiat...give me the aisle seat for laughing hysterically.
 
2011-07-22 12:31:25 PM

Cornelius McGillicuddy: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x371]


Since this will likely be a lightly posted thread, someone PLEASE tell me where this pic came from? Been trying to find the source forever.
 
2011-07-22 12:34:51 PM
This would be 10x better as a caption contest with voting.
 
2011-07-22 12:35:13 PM

AgentBang: Cornelius McGillicuddy: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x371]

Since this will likely be a lightly posted thread, someone PLEASE tell me where this pic came from? Been trying to find the source forever.


thelonelyisland.com
 
2011-07-22 12:35:22 PM

AgentBang: Cornelius McGillicuddy: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x371]

Since this will likely be a lightly posted thread, someone PLEASE tell me where this pic came from? Been trying to find the source forever.


Here ya go (new window)
 
2011-07-22 12:40:57 PM

AgentBang: Cornelius McGillicuddy: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x371]

Since this will likely be a lightly posted thread, someone PLEASE tell me where this pic came from? Been trying to find the source forever.


Thank god I wasn't the only one. I've been wondering since the beginning of time. I was about to ask too.
 
2011-07-22 12:41:09 PM

Ed_Severson: Vinegar strokes?


The photographer?
www.stylemagazine.com
 
2011-07-22 12:43:15 PM
What's that, you say you're just on the Billy Mill roundabout?
 
2011-07-22 12:44:55 PM
I see what you did there subby.

This is a paraphrase of the Denys Arcand movie Le déclin de l'Empire Américain, the scene where Pierre the university teacher is getting a happy ending from one of his ex-students at a massage parlor.
 
2011-07-22 12:46:48 PM

Mugato: I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.


You win the thread.
 
2011-07-22 12:50:26 PM
No amusing comment required:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-07-22 12:55:26 PM
These will look even better on 4chan.
 
2011-07-22 12:56:48 PM
CANONBARRRRR!!!!!
 
2011-07-22 12:59:05 PM
Found via GIS for "hot female diver":

www.fohguild.org

Rather more subdued than this lot.
 
2011-07-22 01:29:50 PM

algrant33: AgentBang: Cornelius McGillicuddy: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x371]

Since this will likely be a lightly posted thread, someone PLEASE tell me where this pic came from? Been trying to find the source forever.

Thank god I wasn't the only one. I've been wondering since the beginning of time. I was about to ask too.


Learned something new today.

/no surprise why I didn't know before
 
2011-07-22 03:09:24 PM

algrant33: AgentBang: Cornelius McGillicuddy: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x371]

Since this will likely be a lightly posted thread, someone PLEASE tell me where this pic came from? Been trying to find the source forever.

Thank god I wasn't the only one. I've been wondering since the beginning of time. I was about to ask too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
 
2011-07-22 03:54:54 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Found via GIS for "hot female diver":

[www.fohguild.org image 610x430]

Rather more subdued than this lot.


It could be that she's not doing a dive that has a couple flips.
 
2011-07-22 05:57:19 PM
www.shortlist.com

Penis goes where?
 
2011-07-22 09:53:12 PM

Hobodeluxe: [www.shortlist.com image 350x500]

Penis goes where?


Winnar!
 
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