..This guy's pager explodes

Anna Nicole boarding plane for Africa as we speak.

Wear a rubber, dude.

"It's good to be the King"....

Wasn't this the same king who thought women wearing pants was the reason for the world's ills?

pants=apcolypse
true.
and not any dumber than Scientology

No pics?

/Damn!

didn't I see this in a movie once?



/can't believe no one else thought of this

Swazi!?

This thread has been Swodwin'ed from the get-go.

I saw this movie already. it sucked. fark you eddie murphy.

beaten by the Ass Master! how fitting.

I just gotta: Swaziland's great, but the rides are better at Swaziworld.

Yes, no no no no no no yes no no no no no no yes no no no no no no no no no no YES

- lame History of the world reference
(I would have finished it but y'all get my point)

"The Royan Penis is Clean"

Thank you, GandalfTheWHite. That was funny sheeit.

illinois swazis?

You look like the piss boy!

Swazi?!

I invike Swodwin's Law. Thread over.

heh allll right.

Quagmire is the man

If anyone thinks that this is somewhat remotely good...
You dont know what Swazi women look like.
99% of african women are absolutely awful to look at...

Royan?

Where are the pics??!

pictures, folks, pictures

/gets off on national geographic

skankboy

Where are the pics??!

Pick up a National Geographic.

What the article failed to mention is all the women looked like Ernest Borgnine.

Anyone who thinks this asshole is a hero is...well...an asshole.

end of story.

Women can't wear pants, but suuure they can dance naked for you at the ripe ol age of 14.

bah, chauvanism given free reign makes me ill.

And YES I KNOW it's traditional. That doesn't make it fair or completely cool in my book.

grr.

pics

sorry my html is bad

http://kwazulu.hotelguide.co.za/event_royal_reed_dance.html

NSFW Sorry!!

"I am tired of being poor. I want to be a queen. I hope the king sees me," said 17-year-old Nomsa Gama, wearing the traditional dance costume of a small piece of beaded fabric around her waist.


kiddie pr0n for the king :-/ (mixed feelings)

Kymry
Why must people follow your views? What makes it wrong for a 14-17 year to dance for the king? What do you base your views on?

Cool Wutevahdude Zulu boobies!!

50,000 Swazi women. Captain Math says you've got about 15,000 HIV cases there. Unless they were virgins, in which case someone say "RTFA" and set me straight.

If there were 50,000 virgins, it's good to be the king

/now with 100% more HTML than the next leading brand of emphasis

What do you MEAN I can't nest the bold and italic tags? 100% more HTML for 0% more performance. Fie on you!

DannySpaz

We base our views on the fact that this country is desperately poor and battling AIDS, yet this motherfarker is holding events in which young girls desperate for a future dance topless for him in hopes of joining his harem. We're not asking you to follow our views, but I for one see it as sad. It's nice that these people are sticking to their culture in the face of disease and poverty, but still.

Kymry:

What's the life expectancy in that country? What was it when this event became the norm? Remember, western Europe itself was no better when people only expected to live into their thirties, which was the situation during the dark ages. Fourteen was considered perfectly ready to marry and breed. Nowadays we don't do that, but does that make it wrong that they did that back then?

Just in case you're not jealous yet, keep in mind that that's

100,000 BOOBIES!

I want to be king.

I am all for respect for annother culture and all, and by lord I am all for free ranging boobies as far as the eye can see, but I gotta say. This is farked up, it is not something that should be going on (seeing as I am not king). To quote Marher (Sp?) If annother nation did the same thing only instead of women it was black people there would be outrage.

/end hypocracy

Man, if I had a dime for everytime this happens to me...

DannySpaz, yeah. 17 years old in a country where the life expectancy is probably 40. She's practically a toddler!

It's good to be the king in a country where it sucks to be a citizen.

"I am tired of being poor. I want to be a queen. I hope the king sees me,"

Should get a Sad tag.

Im sick of this "embrace all cultures bullshiat." Africa sucks and the people are savage idiots. They will all die of their own ignorance and animal ways. To hell with them.

Reed dance picture, NSFW in a Nat'l Geographic kind of way

Also, dig this MP3 of what the Zulu Warrior chant that happens during this sounds like!

podycheck, while a bit blunt and overly broad of a statement, I agree. But 14-17? It's not like he's stealing newborns to have sex with.

of course you jackass men think this is cool, and have to try to argue with women as to why it is wrong for 14 year old girls to dance in front of men, instead of trying to see the horrible abuse women have faced for centuries under the thumb sized prix of you men.

Then again, i'm looking for a boyfriend, so if anyone wants to watch me dance topless to see if i'd make a good girlfriend, come check me out at the Lusty Lady here in Seattle. ;B

Another good reed dance picture NSFW again.

Can't link it...
http://www.aboutravel.co.za/Articles/aboutTravel/REED%20D%20FRONT%20VIEW.jpg

DVDA_twice: I'm not into 1000's of oppressed teenagers dancing topless but I *am* into the notion of checking you out at The Lusty Lady! :)

When do you dance? Stage name?

Where do I sign up for this king job?

Sigh... memories of Gregory Hines in History Of the World I

I see the 'Swazi Girls Gone Wild' camera team was on hand.