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(Celebslam)   What, did you expect Zach Galifianakis to ride something other than a Vespa?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 54
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2011-07-21 12:39:27 PM  
No, that's exactly what I would expect him to drive. Although a vintage one would be better.
 
2011-07-21 12:39:43 PM  
I expect him to ride in the Jonas Brothers' limo.
 
2011-07-21 12:41:30 PM  
I thought it was funny how on the adam carolla podcast recently, he referenced the joke ZG told on SNL, about "I'm thining of rebranding AXE bodyspray and selling it in the Black community as 'ASK'"......

I think a fan wrote Ace to say Zach had stolen the joke. Ace said he didn't think Zach stole the joke, he (Adam) basically that some simple jokes have a way of being "reached" or whatever by different comics. But Ace said like, a decade ago when he was a regular on Howard Stern, he made that joke: "do you think they sell 'AXE' bodyspray as 'ASK' bodyspray in Harlem?"
 
2011-07-21 12:44:11 PM  
I don't care what he drives, that man is hilarious to me.
 
2011-07-21 12:45:46 PM  
You mean Zach "I'll act opposite a convicted rapist, but if a drunk guy says something bad about the Jews, that's where I draw the line!" Galifinakis?
 
2011-07-21 12:46:42 PM  
I thought he looked like the typical Sportser rider.
 
2011-07-21 12:47:58 PM  

rickythepenguin: I thought it was funny how on the adam carolla podcast recently, he referenced the joke ZG told on SNL, about "I'm thining of rebranding AXE bodyspray and selling it in the Black community as 'ASK'"......

I think a fan wrote Ace to say Zach had stolen the joke. Ace said he didn't think Zach stole the joke, he (Adam) basically that some simple jokes have a way of being "reached" or whatever by different comics. But Ace said like, a decade ago when he was a regular on Howard Stern, he made that joke: "do you think they sell 'AXE' bodyspray as 'ASK' bodyspray in Harlem?"


And now I have a headache. Thanks.
 
2011-07-21 12:59:10 PM  

rickythepenguin: I thought it was funny how on the adam carolla podcast recently, he referenced the joke ZG told on SNL, about "I'm thining of rebranding AXE bodyspray and selling it in the Black community as 'ASK'"......

I think a fan wrote Ace to say Zach had stolen the joke. Ace said he didn't think Zach stole the joke, he (Adam) basically that some simple jokes have a way of being "reached" or whatever by different comics. But Ace said like, a decade ago when he was a regular on Howard Stern, he made that joke: "do you think they sell 'AXE' bodyspray as 'ASK' bodyspray in Harlem?"


coming up on the end of 72 hour meth bender?
 
2011-07-21 01:08:32 PM  
But he only rides it IRONICALLY! And he's an unfunny douche who'd be a hipster if he wasn't famous, so it's really quite perfect.
 
2011-07-21 01:08:46 PM  
The Vespa is funnier than Zach.
 
2011-07-21 01:15:56 PM  
I've loved that man since:

www.carvingelephants.com
 
2011-07-21 01:17:07 PM  
I'd thought it was more likely that a Vespa would ride Zach Galifianakis.

/the biatch is dead
 
2011-07-21 01:20:15 PM  

enik: But he only rides it IRONICALLY! And he's an unfunny douche who'd be a hipster if he wasn't famous, so it's really quite perfect.



LOL! Why so bitter bro?
 
2011-07-21 01:25:52 PM  
The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

img.poptower.com

But goddamn, that show's funny.
 
2011-07-21 01:36:52 PM  

CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.


I love Ted Danson's character. The car scenes with him and Ray when they go to rescue Jonathan were priceless. The pot vaporizer scenes are also good.
 
2011-07-21 01:49:15 PM  
Thankfully for us, Zach's career will burn out before the Vespa's gas tank does.

He has never been funny, and people who claim he is are hipster douchebags. That is all.
 
2011-07-21 01:51:59 PM  
I don't know. I guess I never really thought about it.
 
2011-07-21 01:53:37 PM  
cache.gawker.com

I think he needs a 48 cylinder moto for his lard ass
 
2011-07-21 01:55:17 PM  
Steve Martin has never been funny, and people who claim he is are banjo pickin' yokels.

/not comparing the two
//Martin > Galifianakis
 
2011-07-21 02:04:21 PM  
You guys are following around Zach Galifianfskids now? Goddamn do these farks have free time.

//watched comedians of comedy
///not the most interesting bru to tail
 
2011-07-21 02:07:46 PM  
This article serves as a portal to delightful Jessica Alba pictures
 
2011-07-21 02:46:20 PM  
I'd rather ride a Vesper.

images.wikia.com
 
2011-07-21 02:53:03 PM  
A hog maybe? And by hog I mean Christina Hendricks in the link at the top of that page.
 
2011-07-21 02:53:30 PM  

Otherwise Just Fine: I've loved that man since:


Drawing a blank...car to fill me in.
 
2011-07-21 03:01:24 PM  
looks like "up in the air"
 
2011-07-21 03:14:07 PM  
I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.
 
2011-07-21 03:15:45 PM  

CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.


Loves me dome Bored to Death. Probablye the funniest role I've seen Ted Danson in. Can't wait for the next season.
 
2011-07-21 03:46:38 PM  
Tee-hee....do his zany antics ever end?!?!

Maybe we can interest him in a slightly damaged Porsche GT3....

/just die already
//too soon?
 
2011-07-21 04:14:22 PM  
I thought he would drive an old Oscar Mayer Weinermobile spraypainted flamingo pink.
 
2011-07-21 04:35:05 PM  

KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.


his standup is pretty good
 
2011-07-21 04:59:39 PM  

moothemagiccow: KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good


I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

Zach: In a tired sounding voice, perhaps channeling Steven Wright: "Oh, man I drank too much last night". Takes a long pull from the glass.
Crowd: laughs, claps, cheers.
Me: wut? Whar funny? WHAR?

It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.
 
2011-07-21 05:06:24 PM  

swaxhog: I'd rather ride a Vesper.

[images.wikia.com image 500x478]


blogs.sfweekly.com

no love?
 
2011-07-21 05:14:04 PM  

H31N0US:
It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.


It sounds like you liked it more than you realize...
 
2011-07-21 05:17:05 PM  
Richard Pryor was never funny, and if you think he was, your mother is a whore
 
2011-07-21 05:50:35 PM  

KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.


Wow.

Harsh.
 
2011-07-21 05:51:53 PM  

H31N0US: moothemagiccow: KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good

I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

Zach: In a tired sounding voice, perhaps channeling Steven Wright: "Oh, man I drank too much last night". Takes a long pull from the glass.
Crowd: laughs, claps, cheers.
Me: wut? Whar funny? WHAR?

It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.


But he has a big crazy beard! That's funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!?
 
2011-07-21 06:20:58 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: You mean Zach "I'll act opposite a convicted rapist, but if a drunk guy says something bad about the Jews, that's where I draw the line!" Galifinakis?


Mike Tyson served his time and paid his debt to society. His slate is clean.

Why do you hate the American justice system?
 
2011-07-21 07:54:46 PM  
I expect him to ride a fixed gear bike, or ironically drive an '89 Toyota Camry.
 
2011-07-21 08:46:30 PM  
I want a Vespa so badly.

/I didn't expect him to ride a Vespa; though I knew he lived in Brooklyn where they're fairly common.
//I live in Brooklyn.
///I want a Vespa.
////AND a Vesper.
 
2011-07-21 08:56:22 PM  
I used to think he was funny, but after reading this thread I see I was wrong.
 
2011-07-21 09:00:37 PM  

liam76: Otherwise Just Fine: I've loved that man since:

Drawing a blank...car to fill me in.


Visionaries
 
2011-07-21 09:14:14 PM  

H31N0US: moothemagiccow: KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good

I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

Zach: In a tired sounding voice, perhaps channeling Steven Wright: "Oh, man I drank too much last night". Takes a long pull from the glass.
Crowd: laughs, claps, cheers.
Me: wut? Whar funny? WHAR?

It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.


Says the guy who resorts to lame fark cliches. I hate Zach Galifwhatver but I hate this fark cliche too. The only one I hate more is "what is this I dont even". Don't worry though. Keep it goin so we can buy a t-shirt of it in the fark shop. Drew's dog want's steak y'know.
 
2011-07-21 09:26:32 PM  
www.xbox-360.co.za
 
2011-07-21 09:27:30 PM  
He hasn't been funny since he left Jackass.
 
2011-07-21 10:54:21 PM  

swaxhog: I'd rather ride a Vesper.


She's just so damn pretty.
 
2011-07-22 05:29:12 AM  

devilskware: I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.


It's all about his delivery, and if you like that, he's great. The Comedy Central piano skit he did was brilliant, because of the way he delivered his lines. His acting career (such as it is) also relies on this. He's already getting typecast as himself and unless he branches out a bit those are the only roles he'll be able to pick up.

A bit like Jon Heder post Napoleon Dynamite.
 
2011-07-22 01:22:15 PM  
No, Mr Bond, I expect him to die

/I'm the first?
 
2011-07-22 01:45:42 PM  

CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.


Which show is that?
 
2011-07-22 01:48:36 PM  

MoronLessOff: Steve Martin has never been funny, and people who claim he is are banjo pickin' yokels.

/not comparing the two
//Martin > Galifianakis


I agree except for Trains, Planes and Automobiles. Martin and Candy were simply awesome together in that. Other than that Steve Martin isn't funny at all to me even in Saturday Night Live.
 
2011-07-22 01:54:04 PM  

555-FILK: CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.

Which show is that?



Bored to Death. It's on HBO, but I think you can find it on DVD.
 
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