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		What, did you expect Zach Galifianakis to ride something other than a Vespa? (celebslam.celebuzz.com)		54
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cgraves67		2011-07-21 12:39:27 PM

No, that's exactly what I would expect him to drive. Although a vintage one would be better.

The_Sponge		2011-07-21 12:39:43 PM

I expect him to ride in the Jonas Brothers' limo.

rickythepenguin		2011-07-21 12:41:30 PM

I thought it was funny how on the adam carolla podcast recently, he referenced the joke ZG told on SNL, about "I'm thining of rebranding AXE bodyspray and selling it in the Black community as 'ASK'"......

I think a fan wrote Ace to say Zach had stolen the joke. Ace said he didn't think Zach stole the joke, he (Adam) basically that some simple jokes have a way of being "reached" or whatever by different comics. But Ace said like, a decade ago when he was a regular on Howard Stern, he made that joke: "do you think they sell 'AXE' bodyspray as 'ASK' bodyspray in Harlem?"

bigmattress		2011-07-21 12:44:11 PM

I don't care what he drives, that man is hilarious to me.

Rev. Skarekroe		2011-07-21 12:45:46 PM

You mean Zach "I'll act opposite a convicted rapist, but if a drunk guy says something bad about the Jews, that's where I draw the line!" Galifinakis?

amindtat		2011-07-21 12:46:42 PM

I thought he looked like the typical Sportser rider.

ddam		2011-07-21 12:47:58 PM

rickythepenguin: I thought it was funny how on the adam carolla podcast recently, he referenced the joke ZG told on SNL, about "I'm thining of rebranding AXE bodyspray and selling it in the Black community as 'ASK'"......

I think a fan wrote Ace to say Zach had stolen the joke. Ace said he didn't think Zach stole the joke, he (Adam) basically that some simple jokes have a way of being "reached" or whatever by different comics. But Ace said like, a decade ago when he was a regular on Howard Stern, he made that joke: "do you think they sell 'AXE' bodyspray as 'ASK' bodyspray in Harlem?"

And now I have a headache. Thanks.

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2011-07-21 12:59:10 PM

enik		2011-07-21 01:08:32 PM

But he only rides it IRONICALLY! And he's an unfunny douche who'd be a hipster if he wasn't famous, so it's really quite perfect.

H31N0US		2011-07-21 01:08:46 PM

The Vespa is funnier than Zach.

Otherwise Just Fine		2011-07-21 01:15:56 PM

I've loved that man since:

www.carvingelephants.com

OtherLittleGuy		2011-07-21 01:17:07 PM

I'd thought it was more likely that a Vespa would ride Zach Galifianakis.

/the biatch is dead

SumoJeb		2011-07-21 01:20:15 PM

enik: But he only rides it IRONICALLY! And he's an unfunny douche who'd be a hipster if he wasn't famous, so it's really quite perfect.

LOL! Why so bitter bro?

CowboyNinjaD		2011-07-21 01:25:52 PM

The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

img.poptower.com

But goddamn, that show's funny.

Lego_Addict		2011-07-21 01:36:52 PM

CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.

I love Ted Danson's character. The car scenes with him and Ray when they go to rescue Jonathan were priceless. The pot vaporizer scenes are also good.

Cymbal		2011-07-21 01:49:15 PM

Thankfully for us, Zach's career will burn out before the Vespa's gas tank does.

He has never been funny, and people who claim he is are hipster douchebags. That is all.

rodeofrog		2011-07-21 01:51:59 PM

I don't know. I guess I never really thought about it.

Gunderson		2011-07-21 01:53:37 PM

I think he needs a 48 cylinder moto for his lard ass

MoronLessOff		2011-07-21 01:55:17 PM

Steve Martin has never been funny, and people who claim he is are banjo pickin' yokels.

/not comparing the two
//Martin > Galifianakis

moothemagiccow		2011-07-21 02:04:21 PM

You guys are following around Zach Galifianfskids now? Goddamn do these farks have free time.

//watched comedians of comedy
///not the most interesting bru to tail

stealthd		2011-07-21 02:07:46 PM

This article serves as a portal to delightful Jessica Alba pictures

swaxhog		2011-07-21 02:46:20 PM

I'd rather ride a Vesper.

images.wikia.com

devilskware		2011-07-21 02:53:03 PM

A hog maybe? And by hog I mean Christina Hendricks in the link at the top of that page.

liam76		2011-07-21 02:53:30 PM

Otherwise Just Fine: I've loved that man since:

Drawing a blank...car to fill me in.

moothemagiccow		2011-07-21 03:01:24 PM

looks like "up in the air"

KkrrRRZZZZ		2011-07-21 03:14:07 PM

I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

FooDog		2011-07-21 03:15:45 PM

CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.

Loves me dome Bored to Death. Probablye the funniest role I've seen Ted Danson in. Can't wait for the next season.

Sasquach		2011-07-21 03:46:38 PM

Tee-hee....do his zany antics ever end?!?!

Maybe we can interest him in a slightly damaged Porsche GT3....

/just die already
//too soon?

FunkOut		2011-07-21 04:14:22 PM

I thought he would drive an old Oscar Mayer Weinermobile spraypainted flamingo pink.

moothemagiccow		2011-07-21 04:35:05 PM

KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good

H31N0US		2011-07-21 04:59:39 PM

moothemagiccow: KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good

I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

Zach: In a tired sounding voice, perhaps channeling Steven Wright: "Oh, man I drank too much last night". Takes a long pull from the glass.
Crowd: laughs, claps, cheers.
Me: wut? Whar funny? WHAR?

It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.

I drunk what		2011-07-21 05:06:24 PM

swaxhog: I'd rather ride a Vesper.

[images.wikia.com image 500x478]

blogs.sfweekly.com

no love?

TimeWaste		2011-07-21 05:14:04 PM

H31N0US:
It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.

It sounds like you liked it more than you realize...

TravisBickle62		2011-07-21 05:17:05 PM

Richard Pryor was never funny, and if you think he was, your mother is a whore

Eirik		2011-07-21 05:50:35 PM

KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

Wow.

Harsh.

theurge14		2011-07-21 05:51:53 PM

H31N0US: moothemagiccow: KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good

I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

Zach: In a tired sounding voice, perhaps channeling Steven Wright: "Oh, man I drank too much last night". Takes a long pull from the glass.
Crowd: laughs, claps, cheers.
Me: wut? Whar funny? WHAR?

It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.

But he has a big crazy beard! That's funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!?

AdolfOliverPanties		2011-07-21 06:20:58 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: You mean Zach "I'll act opposite a convicted rapist, but if a drunk guy says something bad about the Jews, that's where I draw the line!" Galifinakis?

Mike Tyson served his time and paid his debt to society. His slate is clean.

Why do you hate the American justice system?

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2011-07-21 07:54:46 PM

I expect him to ride a fixed gear bike, or ironically drive an '89 Toyota Camry.

PopFreshenmeyer		2011-07-21 08:46:30 PM

I want a Vespa so badly.

/I didn't expect him to ride a Vespa; though I knew he lived in Brooklyn where they're fairly common.
//I live in Brooklyn.
///I want a Vespa.
////AND a Vesper.

SomeoneDumb		2011-07-21 08:56:22 PM

I used to think he was funny, but after reading this thread I see I was wrong.

zedster		2011-07-21 09:00:37 PM

liam76: Otherwise Just Fine: I've loved that man since:

Drawing a blank...car to fill me in.

Visionaries

devilskware		2011-07-21 09:14:14 PM

H31N0US: moothemagiccow: KkrrRRZZZZ: I consider Zach an over weight Pauly Shore.

his standup is pretty good

I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

Zach: In a tired sounding voice, perhaps channeling Steven Wright: "Oh, man I drank too much last night". Takes a long pull from the glass.
Crowd: laughs, claps, cheers.
Me: wut? Whar funny? WHAR?

It didn't really get any funnier. Within 15 minutes I was on to something else. Redtube, most likely.

Says the guy who resorts to lame fark cliches. I hate Zach Galifwhatver but I hate this fark cliche too. The only one I hate more is "what is this I dont even". Don't worry though. Keep it goin so we can buy a t-shirt of it in the fark shop. Drew's dog want's steak y'know.

crypticsatellite		2011-07-21 09:26:32 PM

Ed Finnerty		2011-07-21 09:27:30 PM

He hasn't been funny since he left Jackass.

Twist2005		2011-07-21 10:54:21 PM

swaxhog: I'd rather ride a Vesper.

She's just so damn pretty.

King Keepo		2011-07-22 05:29:12 AM

devilskware: I watched what he had on Netfilx. The show starts, he comes out with a glass of beer.

It's all about his delivery, and if you like that, he's great. The Comedy Central piano skit he did was brilliant, because of the way he delivered his lines. His acting career (such as it is) also relies on this. He's already getting typecast as himself and unless he branches out a bit those are the only roles he'll be able to pick up.

A bit like Jon Heder post Napoleon Dynamite.

stewbert		2011-07-22 01:22:15 PM

No, Mr Bond, I expect him to die

/I'm the first?

555-FILK		2011-07-22 01:45:42 PM

CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.

Which show is that?

555-FILK		2011-07-22 01:48:36 PM

MoronLessOff: Steve Martin has never been funny, and people who claim he is are banjo pickin' yokels.

/not comparing the two
//Martin > Galifianakis

I agree except for Trains, Planes and Automobiles. Martin and Candy were simply awesome together in that. Other than that Steve Martin isn't funny at all to me even in Saturday Night Live.

CowboyNinjaD		2011-07-22 01:54:04 PM

555-FILK: CowboyNinjaD: The most unlikely comedy trio ever:

[img.poptower.com image 497x348]

But goddamn, that show's funny.

Which show is that?

Bored to Death. It's on HBO, but I think you can find it on DVD.

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