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(Daily Mail)   16 year old girl who married 51 year old man says he's "a tiger" in bed. Entire world thinks she's lion   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 434
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2011-07-21 08:54:48 AM  
Am I the only one here who is seeing a resemblance to Courtney Love?

She needs to get with releasing her porno flicks and STFU.
 
2011-07-21 09:04:08 AM  
Their publicist needs a raise. Christ.
 
2011-07-21 09:20:29 AM  
She looks like a hard used sixteen.
 
2011-07-21 09:33:39 AM  
After they're done in bed, does he eat her liver and hibernate for 30 years?

AbbeySomeone: She needs to get with releasing her porno flicks and STFU.


Um, you might want to take note of her age.
 
2011-07-21 09:39:12 AM  

PacManDreaming: After they're done in bed, does he eat her liver and hibernate for 30 years?

AbbeySomeone: She needs to get with releasing her porno flicks and STFU.

Um, you might want to take note of her age.


She's married so it's OK.
 
2011-07-21 09:42:18 AM  
I don't think I'd be creeped out as much as I am by this story is the 16 year old girl didn't look like a 36 year old broke-ass stripper.
 
2011-07-21 09:42:46 AM  

PacManDreaming: After they're done in bed, does he eat her liver and hibernate for 30 years?

AbbeySomeone: She needs to get with releasing her porno flicks and STFU.

Um, you might want to take note of her age.


34?
 
2011-07-21 09:43:23 AM  

WTF Indeed: I don't think I'd be creeped out as much as I am by this story is the 16 year old girl didn't look like a 36 year old broke-ass stripper.


Indeed
 
2011-07-21 09:45:25 AM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: PacManDreaming: After they're done in bed, does he eat her liver and hibernate for 30 years?

AbbeySomeone: She needs to get with releasing her porno flicks and STFU.

Um, you might want to take note of her age.

34?


Nope, she's 16. TMZ looked it yup.
 
2011-07-21 09:59:24 AM  
I could swear she looks like she's 30....either that or she's had a ton of plastic surgery.
 
2011-07-21 10:05:32 AM  

slayer199: I could swear she looks like she's 30....either that or she's had a ton of plastic surgery.


No plastic surgery, according to the article. She emerged from her mother's vagina just like she is now, with large fake boobs, collagen lips and a "come f*ck me" look on her face, clutching a yorkshire terrier.
 
2011-07-21 10:09:37 AM  

GooberMcFly: slayer199: I could swear she looks like she's 30....either that or she's had a ton of plastic surgery.

No plastic surgery, according to the article. She emerged from her mother's vagina just like she is now, with large fake boobs, collagen lips and a "come f*ck me" look on her face, clutching a yorkshire terrier.


She must have been born Csection, a vaginal birth would've smeared her makeup, oh nevermind.

She looks high as hell.
 
2011-07-21 10:10:38 AM  
That's a rough looking 35.
 
2011-07-21 10:11:29 AM  
There is no way that chick is 16, unless this is her 36 year old mom.

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2011-07-21 10:30:33 AM  
I still say the only way she's 16 is if she's smoked two packs a day since she was 4.
 
2011-07-21 10:32:22 AM  

GAT_00: I still say the only way she's 16 is if she's smoked two packs a day since she was 4.


Or cheap plastic surgery when she was younger and the doctor didn't take into account that she still had growing to do.
 
2011-07-21 11:19:49 AM  
They're going to be together forever, I can just feel it.
 
2011-07-21 11:20:13 AM  

GooberMcFly: slayer199: I could swear she looks like she's 30....either that or she's had a ton of plastic surgery.

No plastic surgery, according to the article. She emerged from her mother's vagina just like she is now, with large fake boobs, collagen lips and a "come f*ck me" look on her face, clutching a yorkshire terrier.


Ahahaha well said
 
2011-07-21 11:20:15 AM  
I have years of experience with meeting and hooking up with 16 year old girls. She is not 16,
 
2011-07-21 11:21:48 AM  
She looks older than Sharron Stone.
 
2011-07-21 11:22:12 AM  
Looks like she's been sixteen for about twenty years.
 
2011-07-21 11:22:33 AM  
That is the worst beard in history.
 
2011-07-21 11:22:43 AM  

Sybarite: WTF Indeed: I don't think I'd be creeped out as much as I am by this story is the 16 year old girl didn't look like a 36 year old broke-ass stripper.

Indeed


In-farking-deed. I stared at her photo for long minutes going "No... I can't see any 16 in there."
 
2011-07-21 11:22:51 AM  
Tiger?

More like tiagra, if you know what Im sayin...
 
2011-07-21 11:23:02 AM  
There is no way that she is 16. I don't care what TMZ says.

/Eugene Victor Tooms still freaks me out.
//Shudder
 
2011-07-21 11:23:19 AM  

GooberMcFly: slayer199: I could swear she looks like she's 30....either that or she's had a ton of plastic surgery.

No plastic surgery, according to the article. She emerged from her mother's vagina just like she is now, with large fake boobs, collagen lips and a "come f*ck me" look on her face, clutching a yorkshire terrier.


you saved me some typing there, chum.
 
2011-07-21 11:23:39 AM  
How the fark many times is this non-story trainwreck going to be greenlit? Wasn't it just in the entertainment tab a day or two ago?

Yes, he's old and creepy. Yes she's young and disgusting.
 
2011-07-21 11:23:47 AM  
She looks a little old for him.

/He gives off a serious pedo vibe.
 
2011-07-21 11:24:22 AM  
Lindsay Lohan and Sylvester Stallone make for a great couple.
 
2011-07-21 11:24:28 AM  

EvilEgg: She looks like a hard used sixteen.


Yes, she's evidently been put up wet.
 
2011-07-21 11:24:35 AM  
Damn.. thats a rough 16! Ouch, she looks like a 30 year old stripper...
 
2011-07-21 11:25:19 AM  
I take it she's never watched The Green Mile.
 
2011-07-21 11:25:38 AM  

RandomExcess: I have years of experience with meeting and hooking up with 16 year old girls. She is not 16,


Why don't you have a seat right over there?
 
2011-07-21 11:25:56 AM  

WTF Indeed: I don't think I'd be creeped out as much as I am by this story is the 16 year old girl didn't look like a 36 year old broke-ass stripper.


Pretty much like this.

She looks like a 30ish call girl, she even has an adult voice. I still sounded like a child well into my 20's.
 
2011-07-21 11:26:30 AM  
Ignore her face.

Look at her arms and shoulder. She's in her late twenties or early thirties.
 
2011-07-21 11:26:32 AM  

AbbeySomeone: She must have been born Csection, a vaginal birth would've smeared her makeup,


I laughtered out loud.

If she's 16, I'm 137.

/42
 
2011-07-21 11:26:38 AM  

AbbeySomeone: She looks high as hell.


Yep, I was guessing a fistful of X.
 
2011-07-21 11:27:19 AM  
Sixteen is just implausible.
How could you even accumulate that many miles by sixteen?

She bought someone's identity.
 
2011-07-21 11:27:22 AM  
Is he a snake if you disagree?
 
2011-07-21 11:27:45 AM  
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/hotlinked from Fark to Fark
//hotlinkception
 
2011-07-21 11:27:47 AM  
I honestly wonder if she was a child prostitute and her parents were pimps?
 
2011-07-21 11:27:49 AM  
Can someone explain how this is even legal IF she is 16?!
 
2011-07-21 11:28:00 AM  
Hard miles for a 16 year old. Christ. I feel bad for her mother.
 
2011-07-21 11:28:03 AM  
The couple are reportedly looking to feature in their own reality show and plan on starting a family at some point in the near future.

If her eggs age as quickly as her face she'll hit menopause by 20.
 
2011-07-21 11:28:08 AM  
If she's 16, I can't wait to see what she looks like when she hits 30.

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2011-07-21 11:28:09 AM  
Good for the dude.
 
2011-07-21 11:28:46 AM  

alizeran: Tiger?

More like tiagra, if you know what Im sayin...


Do you know what I'm shay'in?

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2011-07-21 11:28:56 AM  
No goddamned way is she 16. She looks like she's 40 or 50.
 
2011-07-21 11:29:36 AM  
He seems gay... More to this story I think.
 
2011-07-21 11:29:56 AM  
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