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Chinese toddler opens his eyes...a little, close shave rubs out Brazilians, and Sherwood Schwartz's coconut coffin: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 7/10 - 7/16
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No update from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-07-10 to Sat 2011-07-16:
USPS may issue stamp honoring Wilt Chamberlain. Will only be for large packages overnight
Naked woman found dead after getting into a fight with a church statue. Police are looking for a carpenter in His early thirties for questioning
Chinese toddler who fell 10 stories wakes from coma and opens eyes, but not too much
US to sell F-16s to Iraq to help counterbalance Iran, but don't worry - these are the ones with cassette players and roll-down windows and no keyless entry
Former SEALs upset that Discovery Channel's 'Secrets of SEAL Team Six' documentary may have put team members at risk. Network executives busy trying to remove mysterious red dot that's appeared on their chests
Man selling breathalyzer tests to bar patrons, who question why it takes five minutes to blow in the tube
Iowa State Fair to drastically increase police security. Organizers hope to stop theft and assaults, keep residents from eating the butter sculpture
Mother accused of microwaving baby has another one in the oven
Two brothers in shampoo fight sent to jail for reconditioning
Man tries to abduct children in Romulus. Chairman Koval says the Tal Shiar are investigating
One-legged truck driver used boy for clutch. The job itself wasn't hard but he ended up having to work a lot of shifts
It was a very close shave, but Americans rub out Brazilians, thanks to hot Boxx and incredible Solo performance, now on the way to World Cup climax
Rev. 6:9 - "And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held: yea, that the Pirates were a game out at the break"
Robinson Cano wins Home Run Derby, giving the AFC home field advantage in the 2018 Pro Bowl
"Being cyber-stalked is as bad as being raped, or in a war", reports Institute for Blowing Things Way Out of Proportion
Full set of teeth successfully grown in lab, scientists awarded with plaque
"How to Become a Beekeeper." Well, 1. Get some bees, and 2. Keep them
Yoko Ono threatens to sue Scottish pub named in honor of John Lennon. Perhaps if they named a shot after him it would be okay
"Gilligan's Island" creator Sherwood Schwartz dies at 94. His coffin will be made entirely of coconuts
Elin Nordegren finds a new billionaire, hopefully one who knows how to keep his putz under control
How President Obama can reclaim his green card, er, green cred. Cred. Sorry
After Obama's 'eat our peas' comment today, the USA Dry Pea & Lentil Council would like to remind you that peas are filled with country goodness and green peaness
Dems beat Republicans 7-2 in House baseball game, Republicans blame Fox News for only throwing them softballs in training
Tennis rivals John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg team up to launch their own line of underwear. Will only come in sets of three, four or five
Italy orders naked short sellers to disclose positions. Ewwww
Irish debt downgraded from Bushmills to warm Miller Lite
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