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2011-07-19 10:14:21 PM  

picodenico: didactical: Since when is 1000 epic? I mean this is a sweet thread and all but I think Epic starts at like 5000...i mean 4138 to even crack into the top 25. I have seen top 3 action, and we aren't even close...lets get some perspective here....and Start posting!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS EPIC!!! Worthy to be remembered!!!

Having been in the top two threads before.....this had potential, but I think it didn't quite get enough early posts :-\

But there's no reason to stop trying!


or enough farkettes....but the farkettes that have sent and participated....very fine indeed.

KEEP POSTING!
 
2011-07-19 10:14:32 PM  
i got bie! i got bie! from some luscious vixen to whom I'm eternally grateful. I'm so happy I'm thinking about posting pics of my own sultry, hairy 38 year old man boobs.

'cept i'm not drunk and i'm at work.

a shame really.....
 
2011-07-19 10:15:38 PM  

QifutuWahuta: "Schlick" is definitely the most common phrase I know. My favorite is "flicking the bean"


I like "polishing the pearl", or "drilling for oil", hehe.
But none of those are an onomatopoeia like "schlick" or "fap" :)
 
2011-07-19 10:15:59 PM  
JediChris1138: like with a hat?

There have been ones dressed up in costumes before. No, seriously.

/don't ask why I know this

I've always wondered who the most prolific Farkettes were

Gotta know how to play the game to get the major goods, my friend.

(I think I remember you winning some sort of competition a few years ago though....maybe??
 
2011-07-19 10:16:23 PM  

picodenico: Ionessa: Nope. Not a bookmark at all for when I finally switch computers tonight... *coughs*

Of course it's not. Nothing like that would ever make sense.....


Nope. Wouldn't make the least bit of sense. Why would anyone would want to make anything easier is beyond me.
 
2011-07-19 10:16:50 PM  

mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: ///then group shower after nap

Showering with a friend is so much fun.

and conserves water!!!!

/well no
//they take sooo much longer
///fark the planet for now
////heh

No, it's good for the planet. You get all that water out of the pipes and tanks and back into the water cycle...even if it doesn't really, it's still worth it.

yes, yes it is. Cause as a lonely farkette, not like I get that many long friendly showers....

I'm sorry. Hopefully that will change for you soon.

thanks.

's ok. life is a cycle.

things will change.


Things can change real quick if interested...


EIP
 
2011-07-19 10:17:40 PM  
Gawdzila: drilling for oil"

HAH!

didactical: but the farkettes that have sent and participated....very fine indeed.

Damn, I always seem to miss the goods recently.
 
2011-07-19 10:18:06 PM  

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Those are a nice substitute. But if you get the chance....
/BIE
//EIP
 
2011-07-19 10:18:42 PM  

omeganuepsilon: I got a new BIE....It wasn't marked though(from email, but I'm certainly not posting that here, but it didn't match the names I see in the thread...), so thanks, whoever you are!

/Just boobs on a perfectly black background, maybe a hint of red hair(I can dream right?)...just so you know
//Don't give up hope guys, in a thread this epic, with so many glorious posted pics, it's easy to miss
///I may have to set up in my profile to thank BIE'ers. So they can tell at a glance if they already hit me up. Save them some tiny modicum of work.


And break the rules? Might want to rethink that.
 
2011-07-19 10:20:19 PM  

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Oh please, oh please, oh please.... EIP
 
2011-07-19 10:21:05 PM  

QifutuWahuta: SearchN: basemetal: SearchN: mcwehrle: SearchN: And I will take this moment to say this again:

If anyone wants on my list, let me know. Lots of the posters here are already on it.

/Also, BIE/EIP?

*raises hand*

May I please be on the list?

Added.

basemetal, interested?

Duh?

/you're just going to get me in trouble

Drop me a line. I don't see an EIP.

I also would like to partake of this glorious list. EIP.


Gotcha.
 
2011-07-19 10:21:20 PM  

didactical: The Mind Boggles: well kids, i must say i'm so proud. we are almost to 900. hopefully when i wake up in the morning we will be well passed 1,000 and the thread will be on its way to EPIC, badge worthy status. i'm off to bed, have a great night, y'all!

/with visions of breasts and cocks dancing in my head..
//or swimming...in a pool of the most delicious juices...

Since when is 1000 epic? I mean this is a sweet thread and all but I think Epic starts at like 5000...i mean 4138 to even crack into the top 25. I have seen top 3 action, and we aren't even close...lets get some perspective here....and Start posting!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS EPIC!!! Worthy to be remembered!!!


1000 is epic, because that's standard limit for # of posts before a new page is mandatory with the unlimited setting.(I hate having to page, since I actually try to discuss things)

Very few threads reach that, much less surpass. Those are typically political things. Last actual epic I saw that was worthy was Osama's death(see my profile and the number on the badge, I can't remember the length)(stupid me, I screwed up the first badge with the post # and not the thread #, and had to re-issue, and then farked up my design....anyhoo, there are a couple of others with notable differences, which is why if you've seen that one, mine looks different) erm....tangent aside.

We'll hit it, we're at like 916 as I'm posting this. What's unique in this case, is that it's mostly fun and boobs, not the typical highly judgemental crowd seen in the politics tab, no birth certificate comments, no Bevets like posters, etc etc.

I may have posted this earlier, I meant to but maybe edited it out to parse something down...anyhow:

It's not a competition, it's a celebration.

A rare thing indeed on Fark.
 
2011-07-19 10:21:25 PM  

picodenico: Gawdzila: drilling for oil"

HAH!

didactical: but the farkettes that have sent and participated....very fine indeed.

Damn, I always seem to miss the goods recently.


It's really luck of the draw isn't it? I've been shut out for a while now. But I've been fortunate in the past so I've no grounds to complain.

/EIP
 
2011-07-19 10:21:43 PM  
Mildly NSFW underboobs

Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
 
2011-07-19 10:22:30 PM  
i132.photobucket.com

Maybe THIS time someone will recognize her...
 
2011-07-19 10:22:58 PM  
NSFW (new window)
 
2011-07-19 10:23:04 PM  
me too please, search?

otherwise I might have to....i dunno....do work or something here. ugh.
 
2011-07-19 10:24:02 PM  
Handbra (new window)
 
2011-07-19 10:24:44 PM  
Handbra (new window)
 
2011-07-19 10:25:10 PM  
www.the370z.com
/hot like BIE that might have just shown up in my inbox
 
2011-07-19 10:25:10 PM  
It's not a competition, it's a celebration.

God I love celebrations!
 
2011-07-19 10:25:44 PM  
GD isn't here?
 
2011-07-19 10:25:58 PM  
handbra (new window)
 
2011-07-19 10:26:22 PM  

SearchN: QifutuWahuta: SearchN: basemetal: SearchN: mcwehrle: SearchN: And I will take this moment to say this again:

If anyone wants on my list, let me know. Lots of the posters here are already on it.

/Also, BIE/EIP?

*raises hand*

May I please be on the list?

Added.

basemetal, interested?

Duh?

/you're just going to get me in trouble

Drop me a line. I don't see an EIP.

I also would like to partake of this glorious list. EIP.

Gotcha.


I would also like to be on this list.
 
2011-07-19 10:26:41 PM  

omeganuepsilon: didactical: The Mind Boggles: well kids, i must say i'm so proud. we are almost to 900. hopefully when i wake up in the morning we will be well passed 1,000 and the thread will be on its way to EPIC, badge worthy status. i'm off to bed, have a great night, y'all!

/with visions of breasts and cocks dancing in my head..
//or swimming...in a pool of the most delicious juices...

Since when is 1000 epic? I mean this is a sweet thread and all but I think Epic starts at like 5000...i mean 4138 to even crack into the top 25. I have seen top 3 action, and we aren't even close...lets get some perspective here....and Start posting!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS EPIC!!! Worthy to be remembered!!!

1000 is epic, because that's standard limit for # of posts before a new page is mandatory with the unlimited setting.(I hate having to page, since I actually try to discuss things)

Very few threads reach that, much less surpass. Those are typically political things. Last actual epic I saw that was worthy was Osama's death(see my profile and the number on the badge, I can't remember the length)(stupid me, I screwed up the first badge with the post # and not the thread #, and had to re-issue, and then farked up my design....anyhoo, there are a couple of others with notable differences, which is why if you've seen that one, mine looks different) erm....tangent aside.

We'll hit it, we're at like 916 as I'm posting this. What's unique in this case, is that it's mostly fun and boobs, not the typical highly judgemental crowd seen in the politics tab, no birth certificate comments, no Bevets like posters, etc etc.

I may have posted this earlier, I meant to but maybe edited it out to parse something down...anyhow:

It's not a competition, it's a celebration.

A rare thing indeed on Fark.


Dude we just went over a thousand like 2 weeks ago..

Today-marks-65th-anniversary-of-one-of-mans-greatest-inventions-bikini-Lets-ad mi re-with-examples-of-what-a-bikini-may-look-like-Tag-is-for-inventor-SFW (new window)

/I forgive you. I don't normally see you in these.
 
2011-07-19 10:26:43 PM  
Sideboob (new window) ... and ass
 
2011-07-19 10:27:48 PM  

SearchN: omeganuepsilon: I got a new BIE....It wasn't marked though(from email, but I'm certainly not posting that here, but it didn't match the names I see in the thread...), so thanks, whoever you are!

/Just boobs on a perfectly black background, maybe a hint of red hair(I can dream right?)...just so you know
//Don't give up hope guys, in a thread this epic, with so many glorious posted pics, it's easy to miss
///I may have to set up in my profile to thank BIE'ers. So they can tell at a glance if they already hit me up. Save them some tiny modicum of work.

And break the rules? Might want to rethink that.


I wouldn't dare.
I mentioned one by name upthread a ways, only because she announces it all the time and talks about it in thread, she breaks the rule. Will post only initials anyhow now that you mention it though.
The others, I'll just give a description.
 
2011-07-19 10:27:50 PM  
Ionessa: Nope. Wouldn't make the least bit of sense. Why would anyone would want to make anything easier is beyond me.

I have never done anything of that sort either. I have also not added certain threads to my 'favorites' either.

omeganuepsilon: 1000 is epic, because that's standard limit for # of posts before a new page is mandatory with the unlimited setting.(I hate having to page, since I actually try to discuss things)

Very few threads reach that, much less surpass.


You've never seen a sports discussion thread, I take it? Aside from English soccer threads (because there aren't that many fans on here), most will reach well into the thousands, some NFL ones into the multiple thousands in just a few hours.

SuperChuck: It's really luck of the draw isn't it? I've been shut out for a while now. But I've been fortunate in the past so I've no grounds to complain.

Exactly ditto. I was absolutely blessed beyond words a while back. I'll never say names, but holy damn there are some great women on this site, both in physical beauty and actual massive friendliness as well.
 
2011-07-19 10:28:05 PM  
I've finally managed to stumble upon a soon-to-be epic thread before it had shut down, yay!

Any chance for BIE? Please?

//EIP, natch
 
2011-07-19 10:29:04 PM  
handbra (new window)
 
2011-07-19 10:29:57 PM  
Wonderduck: i132.photobucket.com

Maybe THIS time someone will recognize her...


Dear god.
 
2011-07-19 10:33:58 PM  
Time for me to go get some sleep. 'cause I'm old. Everybody keep up the good work!
 
2011-07-19 10:34:56 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-07-19 10:35:09 PM  
No dying out on me now, thread! I JUST got home and cracked the beer open!

/to be fair, it was a pretty good day
//could always be better
 
2011-07-19 10:35:33 PM  

Djkb: Is the hero tag on vacation?


Pretty much this.

/boo to implants too
 
2011-07-19 10:39:27 PM  
Naked Sunday and Omahawg

Gotcha.
 
2011-07-19 10:39:41 PM  
Ceci n'est pas une bookmark
 
2011-07-19 10:43:41 PM  

picodenico: JediChris1138: like with a hat?

There have been ones dressed up in costumes before. No, seriously.

/don't ask why I know this

I've always wondered who the most prolific Farkettes were

Gotta know how to play the game to get the major goods, my friend.

(I think I remember you winning some sort of competition a few years ago though....maybe??


Indeed. :-) That was me, many, many BIE threads ago!
 
2011-07-19 10:44:20 PM  

envirovore: Andrew Wiggin:
/small boobies = big nipples?

Not always. Dated a girl who wore a size 32A and she had some tiny (yet always perky) nipples.
Though I have heard that the smaller the breast size, the more sensitive the nipples become.


You heard wrong.
 
2011-07-19 10:44:35 PM  

QifutuWahuta: mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: mcwehrle: ///what's the female equivalent of 'fap'?


I've always thought of it as "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2011-07-19 10:46:15 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2011-07-19 10:46:24 PM  
I just would like to say a big thanks to the ladies in the thread giving out BIE. It is always well appreciated.

More would of course, also be appreciated ;)

This thread was just the pick-me-up I needed.
 
2011-07-19 10:46:41 PM  
JediChris1138: Indeed. :-) That was me, many, many BIE threads ago!

Now that I'm supremely jealous of.
 
2011-07-19 10:46:58 PM  
After further reviewing the thread:
i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-19 10:47:36 PM  

SearchN: Dude we just went over a thousand like 2 weeks ago..

Today-marks-65th-anniversary-of-one-of-mans-greatest-inventions-bikini-Lets-ad mi re-with-examples-of-what-a-bikini-may-look-like-Tag-is-for-inventor-SFW (new window)

/I forgive you. I don't normally see you in these.


And that's rare, imo. I don't think I posted there, saw the beginning, then I had to go back to work(it came at the end of my "weekend").
That's like, 2 weeks though, that's forever in internet time if you're talking about time in between boobs threads.

If you're saying "too soon man, too soon" in a boob thread....do I need to post the "Wanna know how I know you're gay" picture?
We should have an epic boob thread at least once a week.

That other one was also the exception to the rule, it was established, blatantly so, just for the thread, including a hero tag. It was a gratuitous and yielded an obvious result.

picodenico: You've never seen a sports discussion thread, I take it? Aside from English soccer threads (because there aren't that many fans on here), most will reach well into the thousands, some NFL ones into the multiple thousands in just a few hours.


OK, fine, Politics and Sports. I sometimes forget those tabs even exist.

Pardon me for being enthusiastic about boobs, not about sweaty man on man action and the goings on in that particular tab on fark.

If that's ignorance, I'll gladly stay that way on that subject.
 
2011-07-19 10:47:53 PM  

SurfGirl69: QifutuWahuta: mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: mcwehrle: ///what's the female equivalent of 'fap'?

I've always thought of it as "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Ok, I actually laughed out loud at that.

Good job.
 
2011-07-19 10:47:53 PM  
Here are a few of the (very few) SFW pics I took this weekend, just to give you an idea.

i55.tinypic.com

i56.tinypic.com

i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-07-19 10:48:13 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2011-07-19 10:49:04 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Here are a few of the (very few) SFW pics I took this weekend, just to give you an idea.

[i55.tinypic.com image 320x213]

[i56.tinypic.com image 320x213]

[i56.tinypic.com image 213x320]


I want your job.
 
2011-07-19 10:53:53 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

ALWAYS!!!
 
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