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2011-07-19 09:26:21 PM

mcwehrle: paleryder69:

ponderosa sun club?


has her shirt from Ponderosa Sun Club "Nudes-A-Poppin" circa 1995-6 ish.....Ron Jeremy was the emcee. You can take it from there....

was one of the best weekends I've ever experienced.


Ron Jeremy is still the emcee. He's still a giant nerd.

And yes, Nudes-a-Poppin is an awesome time. This was my fourth year in a row, and it gets better every time.
 
2011-07-19 09:31:52 PM

basemetal: SearchN: mcwehrle: SearchN: And I will take this moment to say this again:

If anyone wants on my list, let me know. Lots of the posters here are already on it.

/Also, BIE/EIP?

*raises hand*

May I please be on the list?

Added.

basemetal, interested?

Duh?

/you're just going to get me in trouble


Drop me a line. I don't see an EIP.
 
2011-07-19 09:32:16 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-07-19 09:32:37 PM

mcwehrle: Ron Jeremy was the emcee.


Back when I had my ponytail I was mistaken for Ron a lot. I had some girl going for about 20 minutes in Hot Topic, she wanted me to autograph a shirt with his pic on it.
 
2011-07-19 09:33:05 PM

mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: ///then group shower after nap

Showering with a friend is so much fun.

and conserves water!!!!

/well no
//they take sooo much longer
///fark the planet for now
////heh


No, it's good for the planet. You get all that water out of the pipes and tanks and back into the water cycle...even if it doesn't really, it's still worth it.
 
2011-07-19 09:33:46 PM

DirkTheDaring: mcwehrle: paleryder69:

ponderosa sun club?


has her shirt from Ponderosa Sun Club "Nudes-A-Poppin" circa 1995-6 ish.....Ron Jeremy was the emcee. You can take it from there....

was one of the best weekends I've ever experienced.

Ron Jeremy is still the emcee. He's still a giant nerd.

And yes, Nudes-a-Poppin is an awesome time. This was my fourth year in a row, and it gets better every time.


Oh dear lawd yes, he's a giant creepy nerd. But still a great time. He was a giant creepy nerd when he first started doing porn, I don't know if he still does make porn, but ewwwww then, more EWWWWW now.

I know I'm dating myself, but I already admitted to the year. The giant champagne glass performance was one of the best performances I've ever seen. I can only imagine what it's like now.

/jealous
//kinda
 
2011-07-19 09:33:53 PM

mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: ///then group shower after nap

Showering with a friend is so much fun.

and conserves water!!!!

/well no
//they take sooo much longer
///fark the planet for now
////heh


the planet, and then some willing farkettes ;-)
 
2011-07-19 09:34:17 PM
Holy crap, this thread took off after I last checked. And many of my favorite image posters are here. Sweet! Thanks, guys.

And you know I couldn't end the post without mentioning that I happen to have EIP... y'know, just in case any generous farkette wants to send anything there.
 
2011-07-19 09:37:08 PM
Wowza thread.

EIP?
 
2011-07-19 09:37:51 PM
now see if you really wanted to see how creepy the fark brigade can be, schedule a weekend at a nudist resort and see if you could get the same turn out as the vegas thing did. rofl
 
2011-07-19 09:38:09 PM

RatMaster999: mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: ///then group shower after nap

Showering with a friend is so much fun.

and conserves water!!!!

/well no
//they take sooo much longer
///fark the planet for now
////heh

No, it's good for the planet. You get all that water out of the pipes and tanks and back into the water cycle...even if it doesn't really, it's still worth it.


yes, yes it is. Cause as a lonely farkette, not like I get that many long friendly showers....
 
2011-07-19 09:39:08 PM
Just checked email and found more BIE.

Today is a good day.
 
2011-07-19 09:39:51 PM

mcwehrle: Cause as a lonely farkette, not like I get that many long friendly showers....


Someone needs a long, warm, friendly, soapy, middle of the night shower ;)
 
2011-07-19 09:40:15 PM

mcwehrle: He's a poser, who never gets BIE, so he's angry.


Wow, not once did I insult you, just some guys begging to see covered tits. Not the generic EIP guys, the real bootlickers.

I've gotten BIE, but from all accounts from you didn't even send BIE, so no, I'm not angry.

I am mean, however, there is a difference.

You claim to not be an AW in your profile..At least I'm honest.

You asked if they had to be naked. I didn't say you couldn't send a pic, but it's not technically BIE without boobs, meaning just regular old email between any random internet acquaintance, pictures of people covered in clothing, not deserving of a title held with some amount of prestige. Ever the person I mentioned up thread has that going for her, she's generous, and contributes largely to the thread material with tons of pics.

The rules apply to everyone, but what I posted was not a rule, simply a definition of BIE. Some may not care whether a boob is covered or not, some actually get off on shots of burkas or clothed Eskimo's on an icy plane, so there's definitely a sliding rule. But as a general guideline, a picture of something, has to have that something in the picture. Not behind, not obscured, not blocked. Even tight fitting clothes are not boobs, in a photo, they're an impression, and indication. Very revealing clothes are a fine point that's very flexible, however. Sheer? Very Skimpy? Simply painted? Who knows.

Since burka yields such a good varying GIS, I'll use that example.

This is not BIE:
cache.jalopnik.com
Why, you can see nothing, as if you were wearing The Goggles.

This is not BIE:
i571.photobucket.com
Again, no boobs.

This might be BIE for some:
sex-freeporn.com
Only a minor portion of boobs. Certainly not a whole boob, even if you add the two partials together.

What is the point of BIE?

Boobs

It's like calling this nude or BIE:
static.thehollywoodgossip.com

Sorry, bzzz, wrong answer.
Oh, they were present at the photo shoot, but we don't see them, at all. She was nude, but we don't see the nudity, the photo does not depict the nudity, it only hints at it's possibility.
Thanks for playing.

Now, if people want to be hippies and make you feel included in this new and fascinating B NB I E culture(No Boobs), whatever. I'd rather explain it, you know, help you cure the very ignorance which you asked us to fill. I was actually trying to help you, instead of just coddle you into doing my bidding, like these others were. You even told them they wouldn't like them, and then reveled in all the reassurances, CLASSIC! AW.

You want to make me out as the bad guy for giving you an honest answer that you don't happen to prefer? Whatever lady. Be a poster child for what's wrong with all snowflakes across the globe. LIVE the ignorance, Feed your AW hunger.

I came in thinking, AW's aren't that bad, at the very least they don't subtly ask for stuff. But when you get mocked for not giving the the actual attention they desire, they're a much much larger pain in the ass. than ANY WW.
_______________________________________________________________________________ _ __

And, so as to not totally derail the thread.

Some divergent forms of breast support:
www.lowbird.comWhy yes, it's a Clockwork Orange themed shoot.
maxcdn.fooyoh.commaxcdn.fooyoh.com
More belts, some may be NSFW (new window)

/all hot, except that first burka
//well, by one definition that is too
///vaguely curious if anyone has, or is going to get deleted / banned by borderline nsfw posts, because there are a LOT in this thread
////I mean, it's to be expected, but still, never know what modmin will have a stick up his/her ass and be all Anti-boob blasphemist
 
2011-07-19 09:40:27 PM

jltaylor: Holy crap, this thread took off after I last checked. And many of my favorite image posters are here. Sweet! Thanks, guys.

And you know I couldn't end the post without mentioning that I happen to have EIP... y'know, just in case any generous farkette wants to send anything there.


Seconds mr. taylor. We succumb so easily and willingly.
 
2011-07-19 09:41:27 PM

mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: ///then group shower after nap

Showering with a friend is so much fun.

and conserves water!!!!

/well no
//they take sooo much longer
///fark the planet for now
////heh

No, it's good for the planet. You get all that water out of the pipes and tanks and back into the water cycle...even if it doesn't really, it's still worth it.

yes, yes it is. Cause as a lonely farkette, not like I get that many long friendly showers....


I'm sorry. Hopefully that will change for you soon.
 
2011-07-19 09:43:37 PM
Well, I've got to go for a while. I'll be back as soon as I can.

Thank you, wonderful ladies, for a good time.
 
2011-07-19 09:45:11 PM

omeganuepsilon: called on carpet


OK OK OK.

In all sincerity, my apologies. Didn't mean for you to take such serious damn offense.

Lighten up Francis, it's a chat board.

*offers handshake*

Have a good night.
 
2011-07-19 09:46:40 PM

The Mind Boggles: KierzanDax: mcwehrle: The Mind Boggles: just doing my part to keep this thread alive.
/so proud of you farkers!


well, I am too, I'm just not posting them HERE!!!!

/my BIE cherry has been popped
//and they have all been complete gentlemen
///lurves my farkers

Huzzah! Congrats!

(And, per the rules, no, I was not a recipient.)

jimmythrust: Clawhammer: mcwehrle: The Mind Boggles:
oh yes, men are absolutely delicious.



Yes, yes they are. I guess I feel about men how men feel about boobies. Big, small, young, old, they are all wonderful. All shapes and sizes, ages and ethnicities. My beloved (RIP) was 16 years older than me. The best sex I've (when I was single) EVER had was 19 years younger.

They are all wonderful.
/down to the last slurp
//and shower

Ok that's it I'm calling a contractor to build me a bunk at work.

I think I need multiple bunks...just in case

RatMaster999: Clawhammer: mcwehrle: The Mind Boggles:
oh yes, men are absolutely delicious.



Yes, yes they are. I guess I feel about men how men feel about boobies. Big, small, young, old, they are all wonderful. All shapes and sizes, ages and ethnicities. My beloved (RIP) was 16 years older than me. The best sex I've (when I was single) EVER had was 19 years younger.

They are all wonderful.
/down to the last slurp
//and shower

Ok that's it I'm calling a contractor to build me a bunk at work.

This. I may just have my mail fowarded to the 3rd floor men's room...

well now, i'd love to be invited to observe you all as well..and clean up and fluids.
/i'm very good with my hands..
//and my...
///Andrew Wiggin put it best when he said "spitters are quitters!"


Wow. You sure know how to work up a frenzy.

Hawt.

/sorry about the long quote
 
2011-07-19 09:47:20 PM
I'd love to check my email and find more BIE!
 
2011-07-19 09:47:47 PM

RatMaster999: mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: RatMaster999: mcwehrle: ///then group shower after nap

Showering with a friend is so much fun.

and conserves water!!!!

/well no
//they take sooo much longer
///fark the planet for now
////heh

No, it's good for the planet. You get all that water out of the pipes and tanks and back into the water cycle...even if it doesn't really, it's still worth it.

yes, yes it is. Cause as a lonely farkette, not like I get that many long friendly showers....

I'm sorry. Hopefully that will change for you soon.


thanks.

's ok. life is a cycle.

things will change.
 
2011-07-19 09:48:03 PM

mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: called on carpet

OK OK OK.

In all sincerity, my apologies. Didn't mean for you to take such serious damn offense.

Lighten up Francis, it's a chat board.

*offers handshake*

Have a good night.


Those bold parts don't go well together.

Just sayin'
 
2011-07-19 09:50:19 PM

mcwehrle: I know I'm dating myself, but I already admitted to the year. The giant champagne glass performance was one of the best performances I've ever seen. I can only imagine what it's like now.


The highlights you missed this year, (which I took pictures of) are the girl in the sparkly racing outfit who poured motor oil all over her naked body, before soapily showering it off....

The super-hot dancer with vampire fangs pouring fake blood all over her amazing body...

the girl who could be a supermodel who was dressed as Batwoman, until she peeled it all off...

and the man who was dressed as Princess Leia before stripping himself in front of Darth Vader, and then covering himself in chocolate sauce and sprinkles.

You can see a theme here....

Oh, and I have hundreds of pics of the HOT OIL wrestling show. (I have a bit of HD video of that)

Send me an email, and you'll see why you should join us next year. That would be the best Fark Pary EVAR!
 
2011-07-19 09:50:42 PM

SearchN: basemetal: SearchN: mcwehrle: SearchN: And I will take this moment to say this again:

If anyone wants on my list, let me know. Lots of the posters here are already on it.

/Also, BIE/EIP?

*raises hand*

May I please be on the list?

Added.

basemetal, interested?

Duh?

/you're just going to get me in trouble

Drop me a line. I don't see an EIP.


I also would like to partake of this glorious list. EIP.
 
2011-07-19 09:50:56 PM
Rolling power outages....gotta love em!

However, power restored, back to enjoying this thread!

i789.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-19 09:52:03 PM
I absolutely hate it when I get to a thread late and there's no BIE left. Sure sucks when all the BIE runs out, doesn't it?

Unless.....

/eip

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

ist1-4.filesor.com

ist1-4.filesor.com
 
2011-07-19 09:53:58 PM
It's too hot to go outside, so some BIE would be great on this fine Tuesday...

/eip
 
2011-07-19 09:55:12 PM
Well I do not know if the BIE has ran out or not as I only got one, however I want to give a hearty thanks for the BIE I have received!!
 
2011-07-19 09:57:55 PM
well kids, i must say i'm so proud. we are almost to 900. hopefully when i wake up in the morning we will be well passed 1,000 and the thread will be on its way to EPIC, badge worthy status. i'm off to bed, have a great night, y'all!

/with visions of breasts and cocks dancing in my head..
//or swimming...in a pool of the most delicious juices...
 
2011-07-19 09:58:35 PM

omeganuepsilon: mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: called on carpet

OK OK OK.

In all sincerity, my apologies. Didn't mean for you to take such serious damn offense.

Lighten up Francis, it's a chat board.

*offers handshake*

Have a good night.

Those bold parts don't go well together.

Just sayin'


Actually, they can/do.

In my world, you kinda came in being all bossy and (paraphrased) "I'm not going to sugarcoat it, but yes, BIE means naked titties" etc.

Came off a bit strong to me.

So I reacted a bit strongly, as it seemed a bit over the top for a lighthearted semi frivolous question, as I knew BIE rules, which are, IF I choose, I make the rules.

So, my apologies for taking you wrong.

But to me, seemed like you were a bit rough, overreaching, and strong.

Your opinion of me as an AW or not, as stated in your post, will not keep me from sleeping at night.

So, handshake, or not, as you prefer.

We go our ways.

Have a good night.
 
2011-07-19 09:59:00 PM
My E is empty of B.

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-19 09:59:16 PM
ist1-4.filesor.com

ist1-4.filesor.com

ist1-4.filesor.com

ist1-4.filesor.com

ist1-4.filesor.com
 
2011-07-19 09:59:44 PM
Well then....
 
2011-07-19 10:00:58 PM

The Mind Boggles: well kids, i must say i'm so proud. we are almost to 900. hopefully when i wake up in the morning we will be well passed 1,000 and the thread will be on its way to EPIC, badge worthy status. i'm off to bed, have a great night, y'all!

/with visions of breasts and cocks dancing in my head..
//or swimming...in a pool of the most delicious juices...


Challenge accepted
 
2011-07-19 10:01:03 PM
Thanks again farkettes and farkers! Fun thread, so fun soo sooo fun. A special thanks to the farkettes, my new friends and old!

I've gotta run.
 
2011-07-19 10:01:15 PM

DirkTheDaring: If you're wondering why I haven't participated in this thread yet, it is because I took over 2,600 pictures of naked women over the weekend.

They are all 18 megapixel pics, each one at about 3456x5184 (I mostly shoot portrait, instead of landscape) and each is about 6MB per shot.

So, I'm working on reducing their file size without sacrificing image quality. Once I'm done, I'll share all the best pics with anyone who is interested.

I had an AMAZING weekend, and am still recovering my energy.

Here's where I was:

[i52.tinypic.com image 640x419]


I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

// EIP
 
2011-07-19 10:01:47 PM

mcwehrle: ///what's the female equivalent of 'fap'?


It's universal, though there are some exclusives "Schlick" for one.

And at a quick google, this one made me snort:

sizzle (or any other kitchen sound effect)

/So wrong, but funny.
 
2011-07-19 10:05:14 PM

omeganuepsilon: mcwehrle: ///what's the female equivalent of 'fap'?

It's universal, though there are some exclusives "Schlick" for one.

And at a quick google, this one made me snort:

sizzle (or any other kitchen sound effect)

/So wrong, but funny.


"Schlick" is definitely the most common phrase I know. My favorite is "flicking the bean"

Just an amusing mental image, I always see one of the those racist mexican jumping beans in a sombrero being flicked by the hand of god.

I know I'm odd, shut up.
 
2011-07-19 10:06:25 PM

The Mind Boggles: well kids, i must say i'm so proud. we are almost to 900. hopefully when i wake up in the morning we will be well passed 1,000 and the thread will be on its way to EPIC, badge worthy status. i'm off to bed, have a great night, y'all!

/with visions of breasts and cocks dancing in my head..
//or swimming...in a pool of the most delicious juices...


Since when is 1000 epic? I mean this is a sweet thread and all but I think Epic starts at like 5000...i mean 4138 to even crack into the top 25. I have seen top 3 action, and we aren't even close...lets get some perspective here....and Start posting!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS EPIC!!! Worthy to be remembered!!!
 
2011-07-19 10:07:06 PM

carej: DirkTheDaring: If you're wondering why I haven't participated in this thread yet, it is because I took over 2,600 pictures of naked women over the weekend.

They are all 18 megapixel pics, each one at about 3456x5184 (I mostly shoot portrait, instead of landscape) and each is about 6MB per shot.

So, I'm working on reducing their file size without sacrificing image quality. Once I'm done, I'll share all the best pics with anyone who is interested.

I had an AMAZING weekend, and am still recovering my energy.

Here's where I was:

[i52.tinypic.com image 640x419]

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

// EIP


Please send me an email, so I don't forget, OK?
 
2011-07-19 10:08:02 PM
I'll add my late bid for BIE. Always willing to reciprocate. EIP
 
2011-07-19 10:08:38 PM
Fark headline good. Article headline bad.
 
2011-07-19 10:09:51 PM

omeganuepsilon: mcwehrle: ///what's the female equivalent of 'fap'?

It's universal, though there are some exclusives "Schlick" for one.

And at a quick google, this one made me snort:

sizzle (or any other kitchen sound effect)

/So wrong, but funny.


ok, I snerked too!!!

/never thought of a word for it before.....
 
2011-07-19 10:10:46 PM
Nope. Not a bookmark at all for when I finally switch computers tonight... *coughs*
 
2011-07-19 10:11:10 PM
didactical: Since when is 1000 epic? I mean this is a sweet thread and all but I think Epic starts at like 5000...i mean 4138 to even crack into the top 25. I have seen top 3 action, and we aren't even close...lets get some perspective here....and Start posting!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS EPIC!!! Worthy to be remembered!!!


Having been in the top two threads before.....this had potential, but I think it didn't quite get enough early posts :-\

But there's no reason to stop trying!
 
2011-07-19 10:11:17 PM

mcwehrle: Well, apparently there is NOTHING Mad Housewife can't do.

/a couple of you (you know who you are by now) know this
//sorry about the image sizes......


Congrats on sending your first BIE. Glad you enjoyed it. Aren't we Farkers cool?
 
2011-07-19 10:11:53 PM
I got a new BIE....It wasn't marked though(from email, but I'm certainly not posting that here, but it didn't match the names I see in the thread...), so thanks, whoever you are!

/Just boobs on a perfectly black background, maybe a hint of red hair(I can dream right?)...just so you know
//Don't give up hope guys, in a thread this epic, with so many glorious posted pics, it's easy to miss
///I may have to set up in my profile to thank BIE'ers. So they can tell at a glance if they already hit me up. Save them some tiny modicum of work.
 
2011-07-19 10:12:03 PM
I've always wondered who the most prolific Farkettes were. What do you look for in a BIE choice? The picture? The comment? Do you secretly wonder about our 'shoe size?' What do you like to see in WIE image, anyway? Just, like, a big thing right there? Or would you rather it be creative, like with a hat?

EIP!

Send your most glorious attributes, and I shall lavish praise upon you!
 
2011-07-19 10:12:47 PM
Ionessa: Nope. Not a bookmark at all for when I finally switch computers tonight... *coughs*

Of course it's not. Nothing like that would ever make sense.....
 
2011-07-19 10:13:05 PM

mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: mcwehrle: ///what's the female equivalent of 'fap'?

It's universal, though there are some exclusives "Schlick" for one.

And at a quick google, this one made me snort:

sizzle (or any other kitchen sound effect)

/So wrong, but funny.

ok, I snerked too!!!

/never thought of a word for it before.....


hateonme.files.wordpress.com
Go away, I'm batin'!
 
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