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2011-07-19 06:12:48 PM

mcwehrle: Thudfark:
If you change your mind, you know how I may be reached to be disappointed.

/Doubt I'd be disappointed.


You're too kind.

/still on my first glass of wine
//things could change


Count me in...I like your style.

eip
I'm sure disappointment wouldn't be my thoughts on the subject.
 
2011-07-19 06:14:02 PM

omeganuepsilon:

Thudfark: cannons have

Cannon has
Cannons have

And "as of yet" not "as yet".

Whatever, I was just trying to make a lighthearted joke about this awesome boob thread draining the blood to people's erogenous zones. A cunning linguist would have caught that and left it alone.



It was perfect English as written. I tend to write in British English (not to be mistaken for the King's English), hence the confusion amongst Americans of the Northern variety, of which, for all intents and purposes, I am. Lord Tennyson would have been aghast at your attempts to correct him:

Cannon to the right of them,
Cannon to the left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon can imply many; otherwise the Charge of The Light Brigade would have been cut short by three cannons. Think of cannon as indefinite, cannons as definite. If the Light Brigade had been French, this might have made sense. I had understood your lighthearted attempt at correction. Imagine the furore that would have arisen had there been an unsightly u or re included in that sentence?

We now return you to our regularly scheduled praising of the female anatomy, already in progress.
 
2011-07-19 06:14:19 PM
This thread's floors are all sticky.
 
2011-07-19 06:14:39 PM

mcwehrle: If *IF* I were to say.......BIE.....

do they have to be nakkie BIE?


jus' askin'........


/Mad Housewife wine, is there nothing it can't do?


BIE can be whatever you want it to be.
 
2011-07-19 06:15:05 PM

paleryder69: Need Help Soonish: ALWAYS well boned...

The first profile pic did it for me.. back from my bunk and probably go back again later.


That is the only photo I have of me in a bra... Glad you enjoyed it!
 
2011-07-19 06:15:45 PM

mcwehrle: If *IF* I were to say.......BIE.....

do they have to be nakkie BIE?


jus' askin'........


/Mad Housewife wine, is there nothing it can't do?


Any BIE will do for those of us that have never been blessed.

/never been blessed
//but hopefull
 
2011-07-19 06:15:47 PM
Sure, my boobs had a bit more point to them than before, but that's how they're made to look, right? Other than that, nothing terrible happened. No chafing, no slips, no perverted stares directed downwards.

Ok..thats retarded. You don't wear a bra..and if your nipples get hard, and poke up your shirt, you think some guy looking is perverted? LOL. That's about as ignorant as wearing a shirt open that lets your boobs hang out all over the place..then getting all butt hurt cause guys look. You must be a great girlfriend. And a pleasure to work with.
 
2011-07-19 06:16:11 PM

Need Help Soonish: so long as they are well boned.


and Corsets! Oh my.
 
2011-07-19 06:17:29 PM
I would like to kindly, politely ask someone to explain what BIE / IEP means... I am not an idiot, and can gather from context it seems to be some way to supposedly get a farkette to email me a pic or something... I'm just curious how this got developed to the point it had a well known acronym without me knowing anything about it... I'm not an avid farker, or a total farker, but still surprised that I somehow missed this particular meme...
 
2011-07-19 06:17:49 PM
Oh, and EIP, of course
 
2011-07-19 06:17:52 PM

Need Help Soonish: paleryder69: Need Help Soonish: My way around this is to don corsets, and run amok... They are a bit more comfy than bras it seems, so long as they are well boned.

Ahh, I would be a crass cad and make a comment but that comment speaks for itself...
/the right corset... well boned..

ALWAYS well boned...

oh my.

/bie
//eip
///plz
////slashies

[i52.tinypic.com image 492x669]

 
2011-07-19 06:20:34 PM
Another tit thread?
 
2011-07-19 06:21:12 PM

mcwehrle: If *IF* I were to say.......BIE.....

do they have to be nakkie BIE?


jus' askin'........


/Mad Housewife wine, is there nothing it can't do?


Uh...nah, you can start non nakkie hehe.. *wink wink nudge nudge*
 
2011-07-19 06:21:51 PM

mcwehrle: Thudfark:
A nice Riesling from Alsace I hope?



Oh, how I wish.

Slutty Light Rose`, but it works.

/Actually it's "Mad Housewife"
//bought it for the name
///it's actually a great pretty decent cheap wine
////less than $8 a bottle local


I like a good wine every now and again. I particularly like wine that is paid for by others. Unless it's Chardonnay. That stuff just gives me headaches. Good, inexpensive wine is truly something to cherish and damn near impossible to find in these parts.

/It is illegal in Alsace to produce bad wine
//It is a hanging offence to export bad wine from Alsace
 
2011-07-19 06:26:59 PM

Thudfark: mcwehrle: Thudfark:
A nice Riesling from Alsace I hope?



Oh, how I wish.

Slutty Light Rose`, but it works.

/Actually it's "Mad Housewife"
//bought it for the name
///it's actually a great pretty decent cheap wine
////less than $8 a bottle local

I like a good wine every now and again. I particularly like wine that is paid for by others. Unless it's Chardonnay. That stuff just gives me headaches. Good, inexpensive wine is truly something to cherish and damn near impossible to find in these parts.

/It is illegal in Alsace to produce bad wine
//It is a hanging offence to export bad wine from Alsace


My favorite good inexpensive red wine is Rioja a tempranillo from the Basque Country...although people have caught on over the last few years and jacked the prices. Grrr.
 
2011-07-19 06:27:59 PM
img191.imageshack.us
 
2011-07-19 06:28:28 PM

TheBigJerk: Another tit thread?


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2011-07-19 06:34:18 PM

mcwehrle: If *IF* I were to say.......BIE.....

do they have to be nakkie BIE?


jus' askin'........


/Mad Housewife wine, is there nothing it can't do?


I'm pretty sure there are no requirements for BIE.

/or, umm, the only requirement is if you're going to send it, you have to send some to me too ;)
 
2011-07-19 06:35:30 PM
img688.imageshack.us

/I find it amusing that this thread is a lovely shade of light blue.
 
2011-07-19 06:36:05 PM
Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2011-07-19 06:38:03 PM

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Well how about yours now? ^_^
 
2011-07-19 06:40:45 PM

Clawhammer: Thudfark: mcwehrle: Thudfark:
A nice Riesling from Alsace I hope?



Oh, how I wish.

Slutty Light Rose`, but it works.

/Actually it's "Mad Housewife"
//bought it for the name
///it's actually a great pretty decent cheap wine
////less than $8 a bottle local

I like a good wine every now and again. I particularly like wine that is paid for by others. Unless it's Chardonnay. That stuff just gives me headaches. Good, inexpensive wine is truly something to cherish and damn near impossible to find in these parts.

/It is illegal in Alsace to produce bad wine
//It is a hanging offence to export bad wine from Alsace

My favorite good inexpensive red wine is Rioja a tempranillo from the Basque Country...although people have caught on over the last few years and jacked the prices. Grrr.


Alas, I have a very hard time finding a good, inexpensive wine. But then, I don't have many wine drinking friends (but I loves them anyway) So I'm on my own.
 
2011-07-19 06:43:00 PM

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)


Oh my...
 
2011-07-19 06:44:18 PM
Well, apparently there is NOTHING Mad Housewife can't do.

/a couple of you (you know who you are by now) know this
//sorry about the image sizes......
 
2011-07-19 06:45:37 PM

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Darn. Well if u change your mind, EIP.
 
2011-07-19 06:45:46 PM
mcwehrle: sorry about the image sizes

i've been told size doesn't matter.

/small
 
2011-07-19 06:46:14 PM

mcwehrle: Clawhammer: Thudfark: mcwehrle: Thudfark:
A nice Riesling from Alsace I hope?



Oh, how I wish.

Slutty Light Rose`, but it works.

/Actually it's "Mad Housewife"
//bought it for the name
///it's actually a great pretty decent cheap wine
////less than $8 a bottle local

I like a good wine every now and again. I particularly like wine that is paid for by others. Unless it's Chardonnay. That stuff just gives me headaches. Good, inexpensive wine is truly something to cherish and damn near impossible to find in these parts.

/It is illegal in Alsace to produce bad wine
//It is a hanging offence to export bad wine from Alsace

My favorite good inexpensive red wine is Rioja a tempranillo from the Basque Country...although people have caught on over the last few years and jacked the prices. Grrr.

Alas, I have a very hard time finding a good, inexpensive wine. But then, I don't have many wine drinking friends (but I loves them anyway) So I'm on my own.


I hear BIE is a great way to make new friends. ;) As for the wine, try Concannon.
 
2011-07-19 06:47:08 PM

Thudfark: Lord Tennyson would have been aghast at your attempts to correct him:


Yeah, about him, if he hadn't died in like 1892, I'd have told him to get the fark over it, adjust the onion on his belt(or just lose that too), and move on.

And you're comparing yourself to him? LOL That's farking rich.

You're begging to see some one's tits on the internet, and demonstrating why you need to. Just when I thought a boob thread couldn't be better, we get unintentional comedic relief.
___________________________________________

mcwehrle: do they have to be nakkie BIE?


I'm not going to sugar coat it for you.

Despite all these boot licking guys saying "whatever", the answer is yes. Because, if they're not "nakkie", then they're covered. Do you think people are begging for pics of your shirts, or bed sheets? Not so much. (dirty underwear I wouldn't put past them however)

But ideally, when one hears BIE, the masses think of.....drumroll.....Boobs. Pure, uncovered, evident and unhidden, boobs. I mean, what's the use of a private emailing of a picture that could concievably be in a news paper, christmas card, or on TV?(AKA, SFW) Those aren't BIE, in my, and many other's opinions.

Three's even a whole systematic way to prove that they're yours. Include a handwritten note about this fark thread or something we wouldn't have real cause to doubt, and either have it in the pic, or have your face in both pics, one SFW with note and your face, and one of your face and boobs). Why?, because doubt is easily cast, and people have been known to fake before.
 
2011-07-19 06:49:48 PM

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


But wait, I don't undErstand. can't get what for Everyone In this Particular thread?
 
2011-07-19 06:50:26 PM

The Mind Boggles: Holy crap, it went green! :D
This place needed a boobies thread.

/subby


Ah, there's a reason you're on my favorites list: creating a boobies thread for all to enjoy!
 
2011-07-19 06:51:57 PM
Forget the Farkette's and the BIE. Give me more girls in Corsets. Hot damn. ;)
 
2011-07-19 06:53:53 PM

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Hiya!
 
2011-07-19 06:55:27 PM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-07-19 06:56:23 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-19 06:56:41 PM

Mobutu: I would like to kindly, politely ask someone to explain what BIE / IEP means... I am not an idiot, and can gather from context it seems to be some way to supposedly get a farkette to email me a pic or something... I'm just curious how this got developed to the point it had a well known acronym without me knowing anything about it... I'm not an avid farker, or a total farker, but still surprised that I somehow missed this particular meme...


Ahem.

BIE = Boobies In Email. A way to request that the lovely Farkettes bless you with a picture of boobs.

EIP = Email In Profile. Indicates your email address is in your profile and would someone please PLEASE make your day and send you a picture of boobies.

i37.photobucket.com

Also:

i1015.photobucket.com

(UWIE = Unwanted Weener In Email. Don't send pics of your junk unsolicited.)
 
2011-07-19 06:58:23 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-19 06:59:40 PM

Tango Foxy: Sorry I'm late. Sorry I can't get to you all.

To say I'm sorry for those I missed (they aren't mine, though)
[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Take your time, we are a patient lot... well most of us!

Also, omeganuepsilon does seem to have a point. ;)
 
2011-07-19 06:59:52 PM
I only have this to say....

Bie?
 
2011-07-19 07:02:06 PM

omeganuepsilon: stuff about BIE rulez and stuffs......



They weren't, and I had no complaints. And no question to if they were mine.

so apparently the rules do not apply to me.



/ slashie smiles
 
2011-07-19 07:04:12 PM

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WORST. LINK. EVAR.
 
2011-07-19 07:04:46 PM

mcwehrle: Clawhammer: Thudfark: mcwehrle: Thudfark:
A nice Riesling from Alsace I hope?



Oh, how I wish.

Slutty Light Rose`, but it works.

/Actually it's "Mad Housewife"
//bought it for the name
///it's actually a great pretty decent cheap wine
////less than $8 a bottle local

I like a good wine every now and again. I particularly like wine that is paid for by others. Unless it's Chardonnay. That stuff just gives me headaches. Good, inexpensive wine is truly something to cherish and damn near impossible to find in these parts.

/It is illegal in Alsace to produce bad wine
//It is a hanging offence to export bad wine from Alsace

My favorite good inexpensive red wine is Rioja a tempranillo from the Basque Country...although people have caught on over the last few years and jacked the prices. Grrr.

Alas, I have a very hard time finding a good, inexpensive wine. But then, I don't have many wine drinking friends (but I loves them anyway) So I'm on my own.


Grab a nice malbec. Unless you are into chilled reds, then get some Tree Frog. :)

/didn't get the wine bie
//eip
///woot
 
2011-07-19 07:10:32 PM

mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: stuff about BIE rulez and stuffs......


They weren't, and I had no complaints. And no question to if they were mine.

so apparently the rules do not apply to me.


I wanted to say not to let people tell you what's what regarding you and BIE, but I see you have it handled. And I only look partly white knighty, like a grey knight maybe?
 
2011-07-19 07:11:48 PM

FrizzleDizzle:
Grab a nice malbec. Unless you are into chilled reds, then get some Tree Frog. :)

/didn't get the wine bie
//eip
///woot


I shall do both, the malbec and the tree frog. I do love variety.

/BIE, do you KNOW how much work it is to add all you farkers' emails?
//keed, if I dinna wanna I wouldn't
 
2011-07-19 07:12:28 PM

KierzanDax:
Ahem.

BIE = Boobies In Email. A way to request that the lovely Farkettes bless you with a picture of boobs.

EIP = Email In Profile. Indicates your email address is in your profile and would someone please PLEASE make your day and send you a picture of boobies.


Lets see....
BIE
EIP

Did I do this right?

/off to check my email....
 
2011-07-19 07:16:52 PM

omeganuepsilon: Thudfark: Lord Tennyson would have been aghast at your attempts to correct him:

Yeah, about him, if he hadn't died in like 1892, I'd have told him to get the fark over it, adjust the onion on his belt(or just lose that too), and move on.

And you're comparing yourself to him? LOL That's farking rich.

You're begging to see some one's tits on the internet, and demonstrating why you need to. Just when I thought a boob thread couldn't be better, we get unintentional comedic relief.


Yes, the English language just popped into existence for your convenience and less than 140 character mind set. As for the comparison to Tennyson, that would be a stretch. I much prefer Woodward; and that would not be the Woodward of "Equaliser" fame. If this amuses you, then indeed, my work here is truly appreciated.
 
2011-07-19 07:18:28 PM

Clawhammer: mcwehrle: omeganuepsilon: stuff about BIE rulez and stuffs......


They weren't, and I had no complaints. And no question to if they were mine.

so apparently the rules do not apply to me.


I wanted to say not to let people tell you what's what regarding you and BIE, but I see you have it handled. And I only look partly white knighty, like a grey knight maybe?


Grey Knight works too! He's a poser, who never gets BIE, so he's angry.

My real knights tend to wear black leather. Or tight jeans, boots and a white button down. *swooon*


/anyway you were saying?
//been on fark too farkin long to let some troll flap me
///fap maybe....
////did I type that out loud?
 
2011-07-19 07:18:32 PM
Thudfark: my work here is truly appreciated.

for the record, you are one of the 2 males i have favorited.

/cheers
 
2011-07-19 07:18:44 PM
www-static.weddingbee.com

i.screwattack.com
 
2011-07-19 07:20:25 PM

Banned on the Run: [26.media.tumblr.com image 319x480]



dude where did you find this and where can i find more of her... that's the girl for me.
 
2011-07-19 07:23:29 PM
mcwehrle: I shall do both, the malbec and the tree frog. I do love variety.

Same

/BIE, do you KNOW how much work it is to add all you farkers' emails?

I can only imagine, heh.

//keed, if I dinna wanna I wouldn't

And you sure as hell shouldn't! :D
 
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