SuperChuck: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

Can you wiggle a little while you do that?

I'm already doing it.

Venture Brothers - Robyn's Mournful Tits (new window)

Synamyn: Fubini: So just out of curiosity: how many of you farkettes have thought about breast reduction? My wife says that she seriously considered it before I met her (when I disabused her of such a ridiculous thought) and now that we've lived together I can see how much of a pain large breasts can be.

Do you know anyone who has done it? What was the emotional/physical result? Are there as many risks as a breast augmentation?

My cousin had reduction surgery. She was a postal carrier, so since she was always bending over, she was having major upper back problems. From what I remember, they took 5lbs off each side and she went from a 44H to a 40DD. The best part was it was medically necessary, so insurance covered it. She has been back problem free for 25 years now. She was much happier afterwards...I do remember that much at least.

/lurker...this is my Boobies
//be nice to me :)

The only time I ever wanted smaller boobies was when I was breast feeding... Mostly because breast feeding boobies are cumbersome.

Other than that? Nope. Im pretty happy with the girls so long as they are contained. (Going without a bra is far too painful to deal with... Sorry guys)

I can go without and usually do at home without any discomfort (small chested), I think out in public I would be acutely self-conscious about it. In my closet I have a few dresses that bras do not work with, but I still wear petals to avoid the high beam situation. THOSE are uncomfortable, cause chaffing and hurt like heck to rip off. If I went braless all the time I would still wear them because I find the alternative creepy.

Plus I don't find bras uncomfortable in anyway and have never had one that caused chaffing. Seriously what bras are you gals wearing?

I also graduated from a kitchen accessory to a solid A ...... In fact, when I confided in my friends that I was bra-free, they admitted they couldn't tell.
You'd think she'd have noticed long ago that nobody was looking at her tiny titties.

Synamyn: this is my Boobies

where?

If you can top any of my GF/exGF B's then congrats, I've been blessed, but to compete, BIE

/EIP
//Can't catch fish unless you've got a line in the water
///Throw in two for good luck

I LOVE BOOBS!

BIE!
EIP!

sn82: meat0918: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

These threads remind me to check the email I have associated with my fark account, not for BIE, but just because I always forget to check it and do receive other mail from Farkers.

What other mail do you receive from Farkers? I already know you don't get BIE.

I've been asked to take things that were off topic to the thread into private conversations.

Also, I've handed out gardening tips over email as well.

Oh, I have also received Tattoos in Email that were borderline NSFW, but not BIE.

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:
[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]

Wrong. Bras actually make sagging worse. The jiggling and bouncing from normal movement actually keeps the ligaments from atrophying. As in: go ahead and keep a perfectly healthy person in wheelchair 24/7, but don't be surprised after several years, they crumple to the floor when you let them out.

While I appreciate what you're trying to do here, I'm not sure I'd recommend you as an expert. What kind of credentials do you have?

floppymcjoe: Off to a good start. Don't let me down Fark,

/Bookmark
//EIP

Shameless.

:-P

sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

Too late! They've caught your scent! RUN!!!

hailin: Seriously what bras are you gals wearing?

The bigger you are, the harder (and more expensive) it is to find bras that fit correctly.

Hahaha, I'm not gullible enough to put an EI my P just so some dude (because as well all know, There Are No Girls On The Internet) can send me IE pictures of B that I can more than likely find on my own.

That said, B are frequently very nice. Doesn't matter if they're big or small, long as they're natural.

echarm1: hailin: Seriously what bras are you gals wearing?

The bigger you are, the harder (and more expensive) it is to find bras that fit correctly.

Suddenly I'm very happy with my size. I don't think I spend more than $15 on a bra and they are always comfy.

echarm1: hailin: Seriously what bras are you gals wearing?

The bigger you are, the harder (and more expensive) it is to find bras that fit correctly.

only fair. my XXXXXXXXXXXXXL magnums are nearly impossible to find.

hailin: I can go without and usually do at home without any discomfort (small chested), I think out in public I would be acutely self-conscious about it. In my closet I have a few dresses that bras do not work with, but I still wear petals to avoid the high beam situation. THOSE are uncomfortable, cause chaffing and hurt like heck to rip off. If I went braless all the time I would still wear them because I find the alternative creepy.

Plus I don't find bras uncomfortable in anyway and have never had one that caused chaffing. Seriously what bras are you gals wearing?

A lot of women are walking around with the wrong size bra. If you get a good bra, with a proper fit, it should NOT chafe, or be uncomfy. Send anyone who complains of this to a Fredericks of Hollywood, or to a Victoria's Secret to get measured and fitted for a bra of proper size :)

Kellner21: protectyourlimbs: I like small boobs :)

paygun: Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.

I would also like to profess my incessant love for the small boobies.

This. I like them all, but I'm partial to the A/Bs.

Does that make me unAmerican?

vonapathy: Hey, I'm not wearing a bra today, getting a kick..etc...

Actually to be honest I only own 3 bras, and only wear them when I'm wearing a white and/or sheer-ish shirt. Other than that I'm braless 24/7. But when you're a member of the itty bitty titty committee its a.) kinda point less to wear a bra and b.) very hard to find a AA bra outside of the little girls section. Seriously, I'm 26 years old, and I feel creepy shopping for bras in the girls section, so I just avoid the bra issue entirely.

/36AA
//do they even make bras for adult women in 36AA?
///whatevs, according to the husband, anything more than a mouthful is a waste

I always wanted to have a pair of small perky ones. I would go braless and wear sheer or tight shirts all the time.

/D

mcwehrle: have to wear light padding to help cover the headlights, on all the damn time

Pictorial evidence is required to substantiate this claim.

protectyourlimbs: Kellner21: protectyourlimbs: I like small boobs :)

paygun: Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.

I would also like to profess my incessant love for the small boobies.

There should be a support group for small breasts... maybe have tshirts with hands on them saying I support small breasts.

I wholeheartedly support this product or service.

Small breasts have their advantages. I can go all day without wearing a bra and not feel like someone tied a cinderblock to my chest. The down side comes when having to fill out a strapless dress.

Need Help Soonish: A lot of women are walking around with the wrong size bra. If you get a good bra, with a proper fit, it should NOT chafe, or be uncomfy. Send anyone who complains of this to a Fredericks of Hollywood, or to a Victoria's Secret my house to get measured and fitted for a bra of proper size :)

Maybe its just me, but she just sounds kind of bitter that she has A cups.

Personally speaking, I couldnt be attracted to a woman with less than at LEAST a B cup. Nothing personal, I just like women to look like, well...women. Women are suposed to have breasts.

Also, I know we've given up on reading articles, but this woman is retarded. She probably is built like a 10 year old boy and doesn't even need the support.

AbbeySomeone: I always wanted to have a pair of small perky ones. I would go braless and wear sheer or tight shirts all the time.

/D

*clicks profile*

still waiting for 'your version'

Hey guys! What's going on in here?

/bookmark? The devil you say!

loved her for her lack of bra....

miss diminutive: protectyourlimbs: Kellner21: protectyourlimbs: I like small boobs :)

paygun: Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.

I would also like to profess my incessant love for the small boobies.

There should be a support group for small breasts... maybe have tshirts with hands on them saying I support small breasts.

I wholeheartedly support this product or service.

Small breasts have their advantages. I can go all day without wearing a bra and not feel like someone tied a cinderblock to my chest. The down side comes when having to fill out a strapless dress.

i mean no offense at all, but if you had large breasts you'd look kinda odd. like you were going to fall over.

as far as the strapless dress goes, i think i'd take that problem over back pain any day of the week.

/small boobies = big nipples?

Excuse me miss, did you drop skittles down your shirt?


//EIP

oh yes.

meat0918: sn82: meat0918: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

These threads remind me to check the email I have associated with my fark account, not for BIE, but just because I always forget to check it and do receive other mail from Farkers.

What other mail do you receive from Farkers? I already know you don't get BIE.

I've been asked to take things that were off topic to the thread into private conversations.

Also, I've handed out gardening tips over email as well.

Oh, I have also received Tattoos in Email that were borderline NSFW, but not BIE.

I see why you haven't received BIE.

buddyrtr: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

Too late! They've caught your scent! RUN!!!

*throws down tacks and nails*

Muahahahaha!

miss diminutive: Small breasts have their advantages. I can go all day without wearing a bra and not feel like someone tied a cinderblock to my chest. The down side comes when having to fill out a strapless dress.

You could probably rig something with a pair of those mini Nerf footballs.

Some women can go bra-less, some would probably find it pretty uncomfortable and unflattering. Guys, consider running around without underwear. All it would take is one jump from a reasonable height and the whole "free ball" thing looses it's appeal. Same goes for bra-lessness.

I like it when the boobs are two different sizes. It's like getting a variety pack an when you close your eyes, you can pretend you're in a threesome.

astonrickenbach: The_Six_Fingered_Man: There is entirely too much text in this thread.

+1

(.)(.)

Wonder if she'll changer her mind after a few kids and she get's herself a nice saggy pair of C's

sn82: buddyrtr: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

Too late! They've caught your scent! RUN!!!

*throws down tacks and nails*

Muahahahaha!

good thing I have these thick soled sh.... OW! that was a rusty one.

sn82: Too late! They've caught your scent! RUN!!!

*throws down tacks and nails*

The tacks and nails are a little overkill, don't you think? They're using the crusty underwear-sniffing bloodhound from that Do Not Want picture. He doesn't really give chase anymore. He really hasn't been the same ever since.

Need a dose of good ole' BIE

/eip
//rules are always followed

Sounds to me like the author of this thread is trying to make herself feel better with her itty-bitty-titties.

FTFA: Certainly not for ourselves, as one major risk of the surgery is losing the best thing your breasts give you: sexual pleasure.

Then why is it see more and more lately when women go under the knife, their reason is 'I want to have more confidence.' Ah, of course, women can only be confident when men are staring at their bountiful bosoms. Well, looks like I have some staring to do, what kind of man would I be letting women walk around with no confidence?

misanthropologist: Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:
[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]

Wrong. Bras actually make sagging worse. The jiggling and bouncing from normal movement actually keeps the ligaments from atrophying. As in: go ahead and keep a perfectly healthy person in wheelchair 24/7, but don't be surprised after several years, they crumple to the floor when you let them out.

While I appreciate what you're trying to do here, I'm not sure I'd recommend you as an expert. What kind of credentials do you have?

boobs don't work like that... or am i wrong?

I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work...


/didn't mean for it to be that lewd, but wanted to post an oddball picture because i don't know what i'm talking about, and I'm pretty sure i've heard women describe the importance of bras to me before... but I probably wasn't paying attention to the words

paygun: Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.

THIS! I subscribe to this opinion

Andrew Wiggin: Small breasts have their advantages. I can go all day without wearing a bra and not feel like someone tied a cinderblock to my chest. The down side comes when having to fill out a strapless dress.

i mean no offense at all, but if you had large breasts you'd look kinda odd. like you were going to fall over.

as far as the strapless dress goes, i think i'd take that problem over back pain any day of the week.

/small boobies = big nipples?

Yeah, I would probably fall over for sure or at the very least be seriously unbalanced. And yes, the dress thing is only an issue on rare occasions, I'll take that over daily back pain in a heartbeat.

To those doubting BIE, there are Fakettes who have taken photos holding signs, doing weird things, etc. to prove it's really them.

BIE exists. Just ask nice and abide.

WhoGAS: I like it when the boobs are two different sizes. It's like getting a variety pack an when you close your eyes, you can pretend you're in a threesome.

heh

Fubini: So just out of curiosity: how many of you farkettes have thought about breast reduction? My wife says that she seriously considered it before I met her (when I disabused her of such a ridiculous thought) and now that we've lived together I can see how much of a pain large breasts can be.

Do you know anyone who has done it? What was the emotional/physical result? Are there as many risks as a breast augmentation?

I know of someone who had a breast reduction. As I recall, the total weight of what they removed from both breasts was over a gallon.

As someone who is rather busty, yes, I have considered it. Not because of now, per se, but because of when I am older. I really don't want these knockers when I am 70 and crippled over. However, my husband, much like you, steadfastly argues with me against it. He currently enjoys motorboating too much....

this thread started out so well. what happenned

Andrew Wiggin:
/small boobies = big nipples?

Not always. Dated a girl who wore a size 32A and she had some tiny (yet always perky) nipples.
Though I have heard that the smaller the breast size, the more sensitive the nipples become...

/prefers A/B/C cups
//ah what the hell as everyone is asking...EIP, BIE?.
///follows the rules