buddyrtr: Size is irrelevant - sensitivity is important!
WTF Indeed: Man, there are a lot of people who are going to get a picture of my ass cheeks with nipples painted on them in this thread.
Speaker2Animals: jbc: Pics or it didn't happen.The best from a quick GIS:[img834.imageshack.us image 233x350]
Ro_thunder: Boobies,I like'Em big or smallEspecially thoseI haven't seen yet!Please!
Fubini: So just out of curiosity: how many of you farkettes have thought about breast reduction? My wife says that she seriously considered it before I met her (when I disabused her of such a ridiculous thought) and now that we've lived together I can see how much of a pain large breasts can be.Do you know anyone who has done it? What was the emotional/physical result? Are there as many risks as a breast augmentation?
QT_3.14159: I'd love to be able to go braless... unfortunately, after a few hours that winds up being *much* more uncomfortable than wearing a bra. Big boobs are heavy.
The_Six_Fingered_Man: There is entirely too much text in this thread.
honk: QT_3.14159: I'd love to be able to go braless... unfortunately, after a few hours that winds up being *much* more uncomfortable than wearing a bra. Big boobs are heavy.Maybe so, but how long does it take to snap a photo?You can do this. Click. Send. Relax. I have faith in you.
KJUW89: I couldn't go down much, though...
sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.*backs out of thread slowly*
Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]
vonapathy: /36AA//do they even make bras for adult women in 36AA?///whatevs, according to the husband, anything more than a mouthful is a waste
echarm1: I'd rather my tits hang down to my knees than wear a bra to bed.
crowbar032: Not a bookmark for later at all.Also my EIP just in case anyone feels generous with BIE.
pudding7: Fodder_Jack: HUNTER: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.BROCK: Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.HUNTER: Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.BROCK: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.HUNTER:Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it she has gloomy tits!BROCK: It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!HUNTER: I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."ha! What is that from?
untaken_name: protectyourlimbs: Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email?Do you really think hot dogs are made from good stuff? Do you still eat them?
meat0918: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.*backs out of thread slowly*These threads remind me to check the email I have associated with my fark account, not for BIE, but just because I always forget to check it and do receive other mail from Farkers.
TheShavingofOccam123: protectyourlimbs: I dont get this BIE thing.. Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email? Doesnt anyone just have google and know how to spell amateur?No but I know how to Bing amateur videos and get 10 sec previews without the virus thingy
DrHST: Glad I stopped in to see what this theread was about. I may come back if there was a way to remember where it was.
siyuntz: In the United States, one in five Americans die each year due to tobacco use.So, she's actually suggesting a full 20% of the American population dies each year due to smoking (or any reason for that matter). Apparently, interpreting statistics was not something she studied in college.
Andrew Wiggin: protectyourlimbs: There should be a support group for small breastsibtc?
Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]Wrong. Bras actually make sagging worse. The jiggling and bouncing from normal movement actually keeps the ligaments from atrophying. As in: go ahead and keep a perfectly healthy person in wheelchair 24/7, but don't be surprised after several years, they crumple to the floor when you let them out.
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