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2011-07-19 12:56:34 PM  
I support small boobies.

I also fondle, lick, suckle, and adore them.

And tease them with my peener.

And sometimes make them sticky.
 
2011-07-19 12:57:12 PM  

buddyrtr: Size is irrelevant - sensitivity is important!


Promixity is critical.

/Arm's reach or closer
 
2011-07-19 12:57:24 PM  
TravisBickle62: Andrew Wiggin: TravisBickle62: I wonder if you switch from briefs to boxers, will your dick get longer over time (gravity)?

i think it's had the opposite effect on me =/

Would probably make you balls hang lower too ... balls hanging halfway to your knees is not a good look.


so i guess commando is out of the question
 
2011-07-19 12:57:59 PM  

WTF Indeed: Man, there are a lot of people who are going to get a picture of my ass cheeks with nipples painted on them in this thread.


*Ken Keniff voice*

Ohhhh YEAHHHHH.
 
2011-07-19 12:58:04 PM  
Promixity = proximity + promiscuity
 
2011-07-19 12:58:04 PM  
Not a bookmark for later at all.

Also my EIP just in case anyone feels generous with BIE.
 
2011-07-19 12:58:21 PM  

Speaker2Animals: jbc: Pics or it didn't happen.

The best from a quick GIS:

[img834.imageshack.us image 233x350]


{ImOkWithThis.jpg} redux. She's cute.

/so, like are we suppose to check mail or something?
 
2011-07-19 12:58:21 PM  
Hey, I'm not wearing a bra today, getting a kick..etc...

Actually to be honest I only own 3 bras, and only wear them when I'm wearing a white and/or sheer-ish shirt. Other than that I'm braless 24/7. But when you're a member of the itty bitty titty committee its a.) kinda point less to wear a bra and b.) very hard to find a AA bra outside of the little girls section. Seriously, I'm 26 years old, and I feel creepy shopping for bras in the girls section, so I just avoid the bra issue entirely.

/36AA
//do they even make bras for adult women in 36AA?
///whatevs, according to the husband, anything more than a mouthful is a waste
 
2011-07-19 12:58:26 PM  

Ro_thunder: Boobies,
I like
'Em big or small

Especially those
I haven't seen yet!
Please!


bravo, that is lovely
great little poem
 
2011-07-19 12:58:27 PM  
In the United States, one in five Americans die each year due to tobacco use.

So, she's actually suggesting a full 20% of the American population dies each year due to smoking (or any reason for that matter). Apparently, interpreting statistics was not something she studied in college.
 
2011-07-19 12:58:29 PM  

Fubini: So just out of curiosity: how many of you farkettes have thought about breast reduction? My wife says that she seriously considered it before I met her (when I disabused her of such a ridiculous thought) and now that we've lived together I can see how much of a pain large breasts can be.

Do you know anyone who has done it? What was the emotional/physical result? Are there as many risks as a breast augmentation?


My cousin had reduction surgery. She was a postal carrier, so since she was always bending over, she was having major upper back problems. From what I remember, they took 5lbs off each side and she went from a 44H to a 40DD. The best part was it was medically necessary, so insurance covered it. She has been back problem free for 25 years now. She was much happier afterwards...I do remember that much at least.

/lurker...this is my Boobies
//be nice to me :)
 
2011-07-19 12:59:35 PM  
There is entirely too much text in this thread.
 
2011-07-19 01:00:39 PM  
I could never go braless because my 68 quadruple Q boobs just wouldn't allow it. I mean they are just so freaking ridiculously huge and natural.

Sorry, I exceeded my village-photo bandwidth, or y'all could check my profile and see them. I had even posted some nudes.


/am i doing it right?
 
2011-07-19 01:00:42 PM  

QT_3.14159: I'd love to be able to go braless... unfortunately, after a few hours that winds up being *much* more uncomfortable than wearing a bra. Big boobs are heavy.


Yep. Its GREAT for the B cup and below gals... for the rest? Not so much.

///Also... grandma boobies SUCK. Bras prevent this.
 
2011-07-19 01:00:50 PM  
burn your bra Tuesdays at The Chive Link (new window)?
 
2011-07-19 01:01:11 PM  
img822.imageshack.us

/oblig
 
2011-07-19 01:01:31 PM  
How did I know that this article would make it to fark.

/not complaining. If you don't need one, don't wear one.
 
2011-07-19 01:01:37 PM  
Let me state an opinion, which is amazingly shallow and rude, but nonetheless true:

If you are skinny and have large breasts you have big tits; however, if you are fat and have big breasts then you have fat tits.

Big tits are attractive; fat tits are not.
 
2011-07-19 01:01:38 PM  
There's thousands of girls on the internet who already show their boobs and guys are still idiots and want girls to give BIE.

/What's the world coming to.
 
2011-07-19 01:01:39 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: There is entirely too much text in this thread.


+1
 
2011-07-19 01:01:40 PM  

honk: QT_3.14159: I'd love to be able to go braless... unfortunately, after a few hours that winds up being *much* more uncomfortable than wearing a bra. Big boobs are heavy.

Maybe so, but how long does it take to snap a photo?

You can do this. Click. Send. Relax. I have faith in you.


What he said. We're all pulling for you.

/Pretty please?
//With your choice of topping
 
2011-07-19 01:01:47 PM  
Not a bookmark

/eip
 
2011-07-19 01:02:02 PM  
Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*
 
DBD
2011-07-19 01:02:32 PM  
BIE to the EIP I say.

/slashies with potential
 
2011-07-19 01:03:01 PM  

KJUW89: I couldn't go down much, though...


And that . . . is why you failed.
 
2011-07-19 01:03:34 PM  

sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*


These threads remind me to check the email I have associated with my fark account, not for BIE, but just because I always forget to check it and do receive other mail from Farkers.
 
2011-07-19 01:03:48 PM  
Man, why am I always late to these threads?

/eip
 
2011-07-19 01:04:24 PM  
/jealous of the smaller breasted
//not big, but damn sure big enough no bra in public is NOT an option
///and they're almost 50, and gravity is not kind
////and have to wear light padding to help cover the headlights, on all the damn time
 
2011-07-19 01:04:24 PM  
RedT: I could never go braless because my 68 quadruple Q boobs just wouldn't allow it. I mean they are just so freaking ridiculously huge and natural.

Sorry, I exceeded my village-photo bandwidth, or y'all could check my profile and see them. I had even posted some nudes.


/am i doing it right?


no wishlist
 
2011-07-19 01:04:43 PM  
Link (new window)
I'll just leave these here for you
 
2011-07-19 01:05:06 PM  

Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:
[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]


Wrong. Bras actually make sagging worse. The jiggling and bouncing from normal movement actually keeps the ligaments from atrophying. As in: go ahead and keep a perfectly healthy person in wheelchair 24/7, but don't be surprised after several years, they crumple to the floor when you let them out.
 
2011-07-19 01:05:11 PM  

vonapathy: /36AA
//do they even make bras for adult women in 36AA?
///whatevs, according to the husband, anything more than a mouthful is a waste


Your husband is a lucky man.
 
2011-07-19 01:05:21 PM  

echarm1: I'd rather my tits hang down to my knees than wear a bra to bed.


In your profile picture, they're already hanging down to your knees. Thought you should know.
 
2011-07-19 01:05:35 PM  
Need Help Soonish: grandma boobies SUCK

sounds like a bonus to me
 
2011-07-19 01:05:43 PM  

crowbar032: Not a bookmark for later at all.

Also my EIP just in case anyone feels generous with BIE.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net

'There is no BIE, there is only Zuul.'
 
2011-07-19 01:05:46 PM  
The Chairwoman of the Itty Bitty Tittty Committee tells yon members to abandon the over-the-shoulder boulder holders.

/i like women's tits like i like my batteries ...
//AA and lickable

-or-

///hooked up to jumper cables
////if yer into that
 
2011-07-19 01:05:54 PM  

pudding7: Fodder_Jack: HUNTER: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.
BROCK: Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.
HUNTER: Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
BROCK: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
HUNTER:Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it she has gloomy tits!
BROCK: It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!
HUNTER: I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."

ha! What is that from?


Venture Brothers - season 4 ep 11 "Any Which Way But Zeus"
Youtubery here --> Link (new window)
 
2011-07-19 01:06:03 PM  

untaken_name: protectyourlimbs: Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email?

Do you really think hot dogs are made from good stuff? Do you still eat them?


point taken.
 
2011-07-19 01:07:08 PM  
And the first person that says anything about her going braless will find themselfs in HR with their job on the line, or another diversity class ahead of him!
It's a trap jpg.
 
2011-07-19 01:07:38 PM  

meat0918: sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*

These threads remind me to check the email I have associated with my fark account, not for BIE, but just because I always forget to check it and do receive other mail from Farkers.


What other mail do you receive from Farkers? I already know you don't get BIE.
 
2011-07-19 01:07:49 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: protectyourlimbs: I dont get this BIE thing.. Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email? Doesnt anyone just have google and know how to spell amateur?

No but I know how to Bing amateur videos and get 10 sec previews without the virus thingy


nice, but without a loop that doesnt do me much good...
 
2011-07-19 01:08:44 PM  

DrHST: Glad I stopped in to see what this theread was about. I may come back if there was a way to remember where it was.


First, you'll get an email notification that I responded to your post (if you have it activated). If not, then

Secondly, you can select the tiny little link up there to add this to your favorites.

I hope this helps.

/Article was retarded; thread is better.
 
2011-07-19 01:08:46 PM  

siyuntz: In the United States, one in five Americans die each year due to tobacco use.

So, she's actually suggesting a full 20% of the American population dies each year due to smoking (or any reason for that matter). Apparently, interpreting statistics was not something she studied in college.


Her think tanks were unnecessarily restrained during tobacco-death-statistics class, she can't be held accountable.

/If a man thinks with his wien...
 
2011-07-19 01:08:46 PM  

sn82: Oh, it's one of these threads.

*backs out of thread slowly*


Can you wiggle a little while you do that?
 
2011-07-19 01:08:47 PM  
I am at work and can't really search for appropriate pictures for this thread, but I'd like to make a suggestion to those of you who can at this juncture
smilepanic.com
 
2011-07-19 01:09:48 PM  
.....She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high.....
 
2011-07-19 01:09:56 PM  
Waiting for Tawnya Song pictures. Especially the one of her on the information picture about bumpy roads.
 
2011-07-19 01:10:33 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: protectyourlimbs: There should be a support group for small breasts

ibtc?


Kinda like the little rascals but with a lot more Spankys...
 
2011-07-19 01:10:43 PM  

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:
[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]

Wrong. Bras actually make sagging worse. The jiggling and bouncing from normal movement actually keeps the ligaments from atrophying. As in: go ahead and keep a perfectly healthy person in wheelchair 24/7, but don't be surprised after several years, they crumple to the floor when you let them out.


See. Bras are evil. I knew it!. :P
 
2011-07-19 01:11:17 PM  
I just sent out some nice BIE for those who requested and actually had EIP.
 
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