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2011-07-19 12:39:22 PM  
Came for the
jbc
Pics or it didn't happen.


Staying for the pics..
 
2011-07-19 12:39:35 PM  
She must not live in the Northeast or somewhere else in the cold belt.

/insulation is a wonderful thing
 
2011-07-19 12:39:54 PM  

thebpem: Never had BIE :(


What is this BIE EIP thing?

/me either
 
2011-07-19 12:40:04 PM  
I said the following to my late-blooming 13-year-old daughter a couple of weeks ago when she was agonizing about how a certain body part wasn't being flattered by a specific party dress:

"Sexy is not body parts, sexy is attitude. The sum of the parts with an overlay of self-confidence. How else do you explain Steve Buscemi and Jennifer Aniston? Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake? These are not conventionally attractive people by American standards, and yet there you have it."

And then she rolled her eyes and slammed the door, muttering something like "Beautiful, but that doesn't buy me a new farking dress" under her breath.
 
2011-07-19 12:40:16 PM  

Djkb: Is the hero tag on vacation?


THIS...

...(is a bookmark)
 
2011-07-19 12:40:20 PM  
I like to press wild flowers in suspenders and no bra.
 
2011-07-19 12:41:00 PM  
Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.
 
2011-07-19 12:41:12 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: thebpem: Never had BIE :(

What is this BIE EIP thing?

/me either


It's this off phenomenon where males posing as females on the internet send other males photos of exposed bare breasts via e-mail.
 
2011-07-19 12:41:24 PM  

Fubini: So just out of curiosity: how many of you farkettes have thought about breast reduction? My wife says that she seriously considered it before I met her (when I disabused her of such a ridiculous thought) and now that we've lived together I can see how much of a pain large breasts can be.

Do you know anyone who has done it? What was the emotional/physical result? Are there as many risks as a breast augmentation?


I had breast reduction a long time ago. I wanted B cups but my doctor flatly refused. "I don't like making women that small." Still, I haven't lost sensitivity in my nipples, woot, and I can wear strapless bras, but can't go without a bra altogether- I'd like to be smaller but I'm getting to the age of being happy with my body. Husband is happy too.
 
2011-07-19 12:41:43 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Cool story, bra.


+1 I lol'd
 
2011-07-19 12:41:58 PM  

Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:
[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]


Yup unless they are so small they don't exist gravity will take its toll
 
2011-07-19 12:42:15 PM  

Fubini: So just out of curiosity: how many of you farkettes have thought about breast reduction? My wife says that she seriously considered it before I met her (when I disabused her of such a ridiculous thought) and now that we've lived together I can see how much of a pain large breasts can be.

Do you know anyone who has done it? What was the emotional/physical result? Are there as many risks as a breast augmentation?


My mom had breast reduction back when I was in high school, and I know she's much happier without the back pain. IIRC they took a pound of flesh out of each breast (or a pound total), and I think she's about a C cup now. She's never been an athlete, so she never had that to deal with.

I've considered it (I'm a D cup these days) because I run, play soccer and other athletic endeavors. I couldn't go down much, though, as it would be out of proportion with the rest of my body (yes, I'm a solid 5'7" athlete).

I don't think it would have the risks of augmentation because you aren't introducing a foreign object into the body, just the normal risks of anesthesia.
 
2011-07-19 12:42:22 PM  

Jixa: I hate bras as much as the next person, but I still wear some support so I don't end up looking like this:
[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350][wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]


My ex-gf wore a bra pretty much all the time, even when sleeping. She was fifty and her breasts look like they were twenty.

We'd go to some Wiccan/Pagan thing where all the women walk around topless. She would get compliments from young women.

Listen up people, gravity indeed does have an effect on your body over the years. Still your choice, of course.
 
2011-07-19 12:42:40 PM  
So ladies, this is my appeal to you. Don't hold yourself to ideals of epic proportions. Let's just all hang out, together.

Ya, I'll just pass that along to my large breasted GF. I'm sure she wont mind...

/What a clueless dork.
//Size matters.
 
2011-07-19 12:43:08 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

If this has indeed become a BIE thread, please, send me some BIE.

/EIP
 
2011-07-19 12:43:45 PM  
Tag should have been Hero.
 
2011-07-19 12:44:00 PM  
I love a good set... Nothing ever bad comes from them
 
2011-07-19 12:44:45 PM  
I didn't realize there was a sign-up sheet for this.

BIE, EIP

/Let them be free, ladies. Or do you hate freedom?
 
2011-07-19 12:44:50 PM  
In before all the farkettes (or farkers) start lamenting the horrors of having (or having a GF or wife with) big boobs . . .

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

/heading over to the short shorts thread.
 
2011-07-19 12:45:05 PM  

Rich Cream: My ex-gf wore a bra pretty much all the time, even when sleeping. She was fifty and her breasts look like they were twenty.

We'd go to some Wiccan/Pagan thing where all the women walk around topless. She would get compliments from young women.

Listen up people, gravity indeed does have an effect on your body over the years. Still your choice, of course.


I'd rather my tits hang down to my knees than wear a bra to bed.
 
2011-07-19 12:45:40 PM  
Never had BIE EIther, Promise!
 
2011-07-19 12:46:21 PM  
echarm1: Rich Cream: My ex-gf wore a bra pretty much all the time, even when sleeping. She was fifty and her breasts look like they were twenty.

We'd go to some Wiccan/Pagan thing where all the women walk around topless. She would get compliments from young women.

Listen up people, gravity indeed does have an effect on your body over the years. Still your choice, of course.

I'd rather my tits hang down to my knees than wear a bra to bed.


you are now farkied as such.
 
2011-07-19 12:47:01 PM  

protectyourlimbs: I like small boobs :)


paygun: Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.


I would also like to profess my incessant love for the small boobies.
 
2011-07-19 12:47:19 PM  
CoolStoryBra.jpg
 
2011-07-19 12:47:34 PM  
HUNTER: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.
BROCK: Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.
HUNTER: Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
BROCK: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
HUNTER:Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it she has gloomy tits!
BROCK: It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!
HUNTER: I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."
 
2011-07-19 12:47:57 PM  
wow lots of begging for BIE....



/not begging
//seriously not
///please
 
2011-07-19 12:48:07 PM  

KJUW89: I don't think it would have the risks of augmentation because you aren't introducing a foreign object into the body, just the normal risks of anesthesia.


Enlargements and lifts often affect nipple sensitivity, as the areola can be used to minimize the appearance of scars but the nerves are in that region. So Fubini might be curious about whether reductions have similar risk.
 
2011-07-19 12:48:25 PM  
I dont get this BIE thing.. Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email? Doesnt anyone just have google and know how to spell amateur?
 
2011-07-19 12:48:55 PM  
FTA:
"In the United States, one in five Americans die each year due to tobacco use."

Whoa. 60 million deaths a each year from tobacco? I had no idea!
 
2011-07-19 12:49:04 PM  
Interesting.


That's all I've got.
 
2011-07-19 12:49:37 PM  
I wonder if you switch from briefs to boxers, will your dick get longer over time (gravity)?
 
2011-07-19 12:50:02 PM  
Just in case the point was missed...

BIE EIP
 
2011-07-19 12:50:16 PM  
This thread. It has potential.
 
2011-07-19 12:50:21 PM  
The way of it is pretty simple ...

You can have huge breasts by age 13-18 and look great for a few years as they remain perky and pointing up -- but then gravity will take hold and drag those puppies down to your abdomen for the next 60 years of your life ...

OR

You can have small/non-existent breasts that eventually convert to a pleasant B-cup in your thirties -- and will look perky for most of the rest of your life.

Those really are the only paths that most women face -- though I doubt you'd be able to properly convey that to a teenage daughter the value of the 2nd option when she's convinced she is going to pursue surgery the minute she's on her own.
 
2011-07-19 12:50:22 PM  
TravisBickle62: I wonder if you switch from briefs to boxers, will your dick get longer over time (gravity)?

i think it's had the opposite effect on me =/
 
2011-07-19 12:50:27 PM  
Sounds like the Boob Fairy never came to her house.
 
2011-07-19 12:51:42 PM  

Kellner21: protectyourlimbs: I like small boobs :)

paygun: Small boobs are the best. That's right I said it.

I would also like to profess my incessant love for the small boobies.


There should be a support group for small breasts... maybe have tshirts with hands on them saying I support small breasts.
 
2011-07-19 12:53:00 PM  
protectyourlimbs: There should be a support group for small breasts

ibtc?
 
2011-07-19 12:53:04 PM  
BIE EIP
 
2011-07-19 12:53:33 PM  
Man, there are a lot of people who are going to get a picture of my ass cheeks with nipples painted on them in this thread.

/BIE?
//EIP
///SLASHIES
 
2011-07-19 12:54:01 PM  

protectyourlimbs: Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email?


Do you really think hot dogs are made from good stuff? Do you still eat them?
 
2011-07-19 12:54:55 PM  

protectyourlimbs: I dont get this BIE thing.. Do you really think there are normal girls sending pics of themselves in your email? Doesnt anyone just have google and know how to spell amateur?


No but I know how to Bing amateur videos and get 10 sec previews without the virus thingy
 
2011-07-19 12:55:08 PM  

Fodder_Jack: HUNTER: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.
BROCK: Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.
HUNTER: Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
BROCK: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
HUNTER:Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it she has gloomy tits!
BROCK: It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!
HUNTER: I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."


ha! What is that from?
 
2011-07-19 12:55:30 PM  

QT_3.14159: I'd love to be able to go braless... unfortunately, after a few hours that winds up being *much* more uncomfortable than wearing a bra. Big boobs are heavy.


Maybe so, but how long does it take to snap a photo?

You can do this. Click. Send. Relax. I have faith in you.
 
2011-07-19 12:55:36 PM  
Size is irrelevant - sensitivity is important!
 
2011-07-19 12:55:41 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: TravisBickle62: I wonder if you switch from briefs to boxers, will your dick get longer over time (gravity)?

i think it's had the opposite effect on me =/


Would probably make you balls hang lower too ... balls hanging halfway to your knees is not a good look.
 
2011-07-19 12:55:49 PM  

Fodder_Jack: HUNTER: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.
BROCK: Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.
HUNTER: Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
BROCK: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
HUNTER:Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it she has gloomy tits!
BROCK: It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!
HUNTER: I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."


I almost died of laughter while watching that scene

/SPHINX!
 
2011-07-19 12:56:07 PM  
Mods -

"Amusing" tag sorely misplaced.

"Hero" tag FTW!
 
2011-07-19 12:56:08 PM  
I wish I could go bra-less. I would almost kill to go bra-less. Unfortunately, after two kids and some genetics thrown into the mix, my hefty DDD's would be looking like my grandma's.

/has small boob envy...
//wtb a reduction... no $$ tho
 
2011-07-19 12:56:21 PM  
She sounds flat.
 
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