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(Daily Mail)   Police arrest new bride after wedding ceremony ends. From the look of things, they should have intervened sooner for her husband's sake   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2011-07-19 02:01:41 PM  
Ugly people are allowed to get married. Just not to me.
 
2011-07-19 02:07:47 PM  
Ew.

/bunk
 
2011-07-19 02:07:57 PM  
goodbye lunch... :(
 
2011-07-19 02:09:50 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
When you look like this, just get married in really casual clothes at the court house.
 
2011-07-19 02:11:30 PM  
I thought the article said the bride got arrested.
 
2011-07-19 02:15:17 PM  
I think....maybe a nip slip? Oh wait. Sorry. Mole slip. Wait, hold on, hold on....oh, how'd an oatmeal creme pie get there?
 
2011-07-19 02:17:15 PM  
FTA: Blackman-Leoni Township Public Safety Officer Rick Gillespie said on Monday police believed the woman had moved to Florida

Understandable.
 
2011-07-19 02:23:15 PM  
Lucy stay there, I'll be back in an hour!

I want your badge number and your badge number cause you're all getting sued! Lahey, go fark yourself...

/first thing that came to mind. (I know, that was the groom)
 
2011-07-19 02:25:41 PM  
*ties rope to top bunk*
 
2011-07-19 02:26:01 PM  
When 900 years old you reach look this good you will not.

www.empireonline.com
 
2011-07-19 02:27:17 PM  
Goodbye cruel world! You can't possibly hold enough eyebleach to undo THAT one.

*jumps*
 
2011-07-19 02:27:23 PM  
Great to see the hometown in the news!
 
2011-07-19 02:29:33 PM  
thats a man baby!!
 
2011-07-19 02:33:38 PM  
♬Here comes the bride
All fat and wide
See how she wobbles
From side to side♬
 
2011-07-19 02:35:20 PM  
White!? Really? Who the fark does she think she's kidding?
 
2011-07-19 02:38:57 PM  
Why is The Daily Fail reporting about an arrest in Michigan?
 
2011-07-19 02:39:30 PM  
Good God, she looks like Steve Landesberg.
 
2011-07-19 02:41:28 PM  
This story would be more useful if they said anything about the alleged identity theft. I want to know what this cow did wrong.
 
2011-07-19 02:42:36 PM  
Johnny Sack inconsolable.
 
SH
2011-07-19 02:43:17 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: White!? Really? Who the fark does she think she's kidding?


I bet she's still a virgin.

/pushes rimshot button on my android
 
2011-07-19 02:47:33 PM  

SH: BraveNewCheneyWorld: White!? Really? Who the fark does she think she's kidding?

I bet she's still a virgin.

/pushes rimshot button on my android


Of course, she did have a white dress on.
 
2011-07-19 02:50:14 PM  
I was wondering where John Goodman went

crowdfusion.myspacecdn.com
 
2011-07-19 03:13:16 PM  

booger42: Lucy stay there, I'll be back in an hour!

I want your badge number and your badge number cause you're all getting sued! Lahey, go fark yourself...

/first thing that came to mind. (I know, that was the groom)


I see my work is done here.
 
2011-07-19 03:29:10 PM  
Husband seen just before cermony on a pay phone outside the church saying "Please Hurry"
 
2011-07-19 03:38:14 PM  
Thats one way to get free wedding pics...
 
2011-07-19 03:44:01 PM  

MBooda: FTA: Blackman-Leoni Township Public Safety Officer Rick Gillespie said on Monday police believed the woman had moved to Florida

Understandable.


Florida is a step up from Blackman Township. What a shiathole.
 
2011-07-19 03:55:20 PM  
Johnny Sack is disappointed by the lack of respect.
 
2011-07-19 04:03:46 PM  
I love it when the news people are too lazy to drive to the location to get a pic so they just cut and paste from Google Street View.
 
2011-07-19 04:06:31 PM  
That's my hometown! There's a reason I left.
 
2011-07-19 04:09:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-19 04:11:24 PM  
Just a guess: it was a gay wedding, amirite?
 
2011-07-19 04:14:26 PM  
the warrant's 3 years old and they just happen to serve it in between her wedding and honeymoon?

was Harry Callahan trying to give her a heart attack or something?
 
2011-07-19 04:21:06 PM  
It's understandable her wanting to be someone else.
 
2011-07-19 04:27:05 PM  
For those of you needing some sort of bleach after seeing that, this article was in the sidebar. (Possibly NSFW depending on your workplace's view of women in underwear)

/surprised nobody else noticed
//I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-07-19 06:53:06 PM  

stuhayes2010: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x464]
When you look like this, just get married in really casual clothes at the court house.


Absolutely. It only makes her look like the groom in drag. Pictorial proof that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
 
2011-07-19 07:03:29 PM  
She's a class act:

BC-US-ODD--Bride Arrested, 1st Ld-Writethru,118
Mich. bride arrested again after missing court
AP Photo NY118
Eds: APNewsNow. Updates with Hinton arrested again. With AP
Photos.
JACKSON, Mich. (AP) -- Authorities say a new bride arrested in
Michigan on a 3-year-old warrant and briefly jailed wearing her
wedding dress was picked up again after missing her day in court.
The Jackson Citizen Patriot reports 53-year-old Tammy Lee Hinton
failed to appear in Jackson County District Court on Monday. The
warrant was for felony identity theft charges.
The newspaper says Blackman-Leoni Township police got word she
was being released from Allegiance Health hospital on Tuesday and
arrested her.
Police say they believe Hinton has been living in Florida. They
received two tips that she would be Michigan for Saturday's
wedding.
Police arrested Hinton Saturday on the felony warrant, and
booked and released her after less than about 30 minutes.
 
2011-07-19 08:41:54 PM  
FTA: Hinton was held for less than 30 minutes before being picked up by her husband, whose name has not yet been released.

She was later freed on bond.


How did he pick her up before she posted bond? More importantly, why would he?
 
2011-07-20 12:49:31 AM  

ertznay: Why is The Daily Fail reporting about an arrest in Michigan?


Ha, this.

Accidentally saw about five minutes of the local news and they covered this... so I had to come back to the damn story.

Stay classy, Jackson.

If you drive into the town from one side it has a sign about a convention of anti-slavery folks that happened in Jackson.

Drive from another side and you get one about the first Republican party convention being held there.

It was the same damn event, which you can tell from this sign:

www.jacksonmich.com

But guess which color folks tend to congregate on each side.

Both sides are... interesting.

evilmousse: the warrant's 3 years old and they just happen to serve it in between her wedding and honeymoon?

was Harry Callahan trying to give her a heart attack or something?


Only time they knew she'd be in Michigan since she fled the state, but they got a tip she'd be back for the wedding. I'm cool with identity theft justice being served. I do wonder if she picked the wrong identity to steal, though, since the cops actually cared. Maybe they figured fish-in-a-barrel from the tip they got?
 
2011-07-20 11:28:09 PM  
I cannot believe that the first GIS for"Ricky wedding arrest" was the mug shot.

I was TRYING to reference Trailer Park Boys.

But DAMN! That's much better. The fact that the mugshot from TFA was THE VERY FIRST image returned... damn.
 
2011-07-21 07:08:07 AM  
I didn't realize it was legal to wed livestock in Michigan. Does explain a few things though...
 
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