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(Some Artiste)		How to troll a dating website (pistonheads.com)		268
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Shaunn		2011-07-18 10:38:24 PM

It's.... beautiful

stpauler		2011-07-18 10:38:39 PM

I love the one with the dog
img1.imagilive.com

Cubansaltyballs		2011-07-18 10:47:54 PM

Best one. Hands down.

i.imgur.com

TexasPeace		2011-07-18 10:52:02 PM

pous3

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich		2011-07-18 11:00:00 PM

In other news, it's amazing how many chubby chicks think we won't notice they're chubby if they angle the camera down on their huge rack.

Kyro		2011-07-18 11:29:40 PM

CrotchBeard		2011-07-18 11:42:55 PM

"I've got the same Makita drill as you!"

Well, I laughed.

mantabulous		2011-07-18 11:52:58 PM

Made my day. Awesome idea, wonder how much time it took. It'd be great to see some of the responses he (pretty sure it is a he) got.

AbbeySomeone		2011-07-18 11:56:27 PM

I have never been on a dating website because I have met people by just being out and about - ya know, out of my house.
If you put your pic and personal info online, you are inviting the consequences.

miss diminutive		2011-07-19 12:46:14 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Best one. Hands down.

[i.imgur.com image 640x457]

I don't know. The top one here made me almost fall out of my chair.

hellolove		2011-07-19 12:47:35 AM

Some part of me is telling me I should feel sorry for those girls, but the lulz are too great...I cannot resist them.

/that one French girl with the cross-eyes is actually really pretty...y'know, other than the eye thing.

Procedural Texture		2011-07-19 12:57:25 AM

It works in the movies.

fark.mattpearson.net

Somacandra		2011-07-19 01:04:59 AM

Procedural Texture: It works in the movies

i.imgur.com

Everything's better with Fartzilla.

hinten		2011-07-19 02:28:54 AM

One or two or three is funny.
Fifty or sixty or a hundred indicates that artist troll was abused by mommy.
If you were still laughing when you reached the last one then you should seriously consider that there might be something wrong with your sense of humor.

The_Sponge		2011-07-19 02:50:39 AM

The one with Batman made me LOL.

Relatively Obscure		2011-07-19 03:14:13 AM

I thought the trollface at the end was a nice touch.

untaken_name		2011-07-19 03:16:30 AM

Relatively Obscure: I thought the trollface at the end was a nice touch.

This.

moonage daydream		2011-07-19 03:17:19 AM

hinten: One or two or three is funny.
Fifty or sixty or a hundred indicates that artist troll was abused by mommy.
If you were still laughing when you reached the last one then you should seriously consider that there might be something wrong with your sense of humor.

Well, first I thought it was funny, in the "lol this dude clearly wasn't an artist" way. But yeah, pretty much. A million billion of these implies the "artist" doesn't go on many dates either.

EmeraldArcana		2011-07-19 03:19:28 AM

Relatively Obscure: I thought the trollface at the end was a nice touch.

QFT

moonage daydream		2011-07-19 03:20:03 AM

Oh, wait, this is a forum on some car enthusiast website. This is obviously the highest and wittiest form of humor they can muster.

footshot		2011-07-19 03:22:43 AM

Heamer approves?

edgar1981		2011-07-19 03:24:39 AM

saw this months ago, it still makes me laugh though.

Pawn takes the King		2011-07-19 03:24:39 AM

Perfect. Just perfect.

BoronCarbon		2011-07-19 03:24:54 AM

Relatively Obscure: I thought the trollface at the end was a nice touch.

Indeed.

Zing!		2011-07-19 03:25:05 AM

Oh shiat. Is this all the work of one person? My horrible laughs make me feel like I'm smelling my own farts.

Mr.Man		2011-07-19 03:28:39 AM

OMFG!!

Haven't had a good chuckle like this in a few days....THANKS!

Chaon		2011-07-19 03:32:36 AM

Since I don't see Comrade Buzzkillington around, I'll stand in for him.

I thought they were all cruel and unfunny. But if I'm the only one who feels that way, then I'm willing to admit it must be something I ate. Or gas. Or gas caused by something I ate.

prjindigo		2011-07-19 03:34:06 AM

I want fartzilla on a coffee mug, t-shirt, business letterhead and a 48x26 truck decal

culebra		2011-07-19 03:35:44 AM

There are no winners here.

Do the needful		2011-07-19 03:40:32 AM

This is obviously hitting a little close to home for some on here.

log_jammin		2011-07-19 03:41:21 AM

that link convinced me. Fark needs emoticons!

untaken_name		2011-07-19 03:42:16 AM

log_jammin: that link convinced me. Fark needs emoticons!

:(

themuscovite		2011-07-19 03:43:24 AM

I thought they were mean too. Back in the nineties online dating was lame, but I thought it was mainstream now.

Meethos		2011-07-19 03:44:44 AM

moonage daydream: Oh, wait, this is a forum on some car enthusiast website. This is obviously the highest and wittiest form of humor they can muster.

Number 5? Don't be mad, you're still beautiful.

Fonaibung		2011-07-19 03:46:59 AM

SpasticSloth		2011-07-19 03:50:20 AM

i feel bad for the ugly ones being picked on. they're just trying to find love, and are now the target of internet humiliation. that sucks. the hot ones though, they probably deserve it for being coldhearted and evil so hah!

Acidicnads		2011-07-19 03:51:11 AM

YDFTFBYAPPU

You Didn't Find This Funny Because You Are Probably Pretty Ugly

How's that for a Farking acronym.

rocky_howard		2011-07-19 03:51:26 AM

Man, the fat chick with the stub one crossed the line.

i.imgur.com

Look at that face. You don't go for the already downtrodden and alienated, they can't take it and it's beyond cruel to mock them.
The target are the happy and cocky because they 1 can just laugh it off or 2 be taught some humility. That guy is a major prick

rocky_howard		2011-07-19 03:52:21 AM

SpasticSloth: i feel bad for the ugly ones being picked on. they're just trying to find love, and are now the target of internet humiliation. that sucks. the hot ones though, they probably deserve it for being coldhearted and evil so hah!

Exactly!!

La Fee Verte		2011-07-19 03:54:05 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: In other news, it's amazing how many chubby chicks ~~think we won't notice~~ know they're chubby if so they angle the camera down ~~on their huge rack~~ to accentuate their assets.

zulius		2011-07-19 03:54:20 AM

culebra: There are no winners here.
We are, good sir, we are...

Bonanza Jellybean		2011-07-19 03:56:58 AM

2nd-to-last is shmorky-esque

Laire		2011-07-19 03:59:15 AM

I'm probably going to hell for some of the ones I laughed at...

That was fantastic.

Meethos		2011-07-19 04:00:51 AM

rocky_howard: Man, the fat chick with the stub one crossed the line.

[i.imgur.com image 640x453]

Look at that face. You don't go for the already downtrodden and alienated, they can't take it and it's beyond cruel to mock them.
The target are the happy and cocky because they 1 can just laugh it off or 2 be taught some humility. That guy is a major prick

What do you mean? The ugly ones are the best ones! It's not like he's revealing some secret to them, they know they're ugly. If it hurts their feelings, well, then they shouldn't have been ugly in the first place.

Dahnkster		2011-07-19 04:05:31 AM

It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

neongoats		2011-07-19 04:11:59 AM

I lolled. I agree with some posters.. the real funny is taking the average to pretty ppl and exaggerating their minor flaws in such as way as to make them cry irl...

The hairy lipped fatties are probably already crying themselves to sleep, don't kick em while they are down.

But what was actually unbelievable was the fact that not one of those girl pics were making the duckface and there was no corresponding mocking picture. Sad.

Gothnet		2011-07-19 04:13:28 AM

neongoats: not one of those girl pics were making the duckface

Is this some new sexual act I haven't heard of?

The Fark Filter		2011-07-19 04:21:59 AM

It's not a new joke but good execution of an old joke. The hair one had me chuckling.

Xetal		2011-07-19 04:26:26 AM

I admitted I laughed at it list:
1.) "Crazy Frizzy Blond Hair Chick"
2.) "Black Chick, Black Background"
3.) "Fan Added to Picture Chick"
4.) "Xs Over Dogs Eyes Chick"
5.) "Random Troll-Face Chick"

In retrospect, it is mean to draw the obvious ugliness to the already ugly chicks. There are so many 6-10 chicks that you could make fun of, no need to club the 1-5s over their already ugly heads.