Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New York Daily News)   A gallery of hotties in short shorts...and some who really shouldn't wear short shorts. Kind of a 50/50 thing, here, but it's SFW   (nydailynews.com ) divider line 330
    More: Silly, Empire State of Mind, Calvin Klein  
•       •       •

33175 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2011 at 12:07 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



330 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-07-18 09:03:27 PM  
I am thinking the quote of Mr. Mandingo Toyota from the Princess Bride is in store for the submitter here am I note right about this Fark.com?

"The word of hottie is not the word I believe you have understood and also you do not get the statistical probability of 50/50."

LAUGHTER OL he said this to the man with the balding head about the princess.
 
2011-07-18 09:47:06 PM  
Snooki is hot in those shorts!
 
2011-07-18 09:57:14 PM  
fark you 134 times subby
 
2011-07-18 10:41:45 PM  
*click* meh
*click* meh
*click* that's a dude
*click* snookie
*click* snookie

Dude, screw this when there's porn. Actual people f*cking each other porn. On the same internet that I'm on now.
 
2011-07-18 10:51:09 PM  
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, ALICIA KEYS?!?

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
2011-07-18 11:06:13 PM  
I'm guessing I'm special that all the pics appeared on one page so I could just quickly scroll through and pick out the nice ones.

Yes...there were some nice ones.
 
2011-07-19 12:09:50 AM  
Do we unlock an achievement if we have the patience to go through 134 slides?
 
2011-07-19 12:10:42 AM  
I don't care what you guys think. I'd fark Snooki (#6) like my life depended on it.
 
2011-07-19 12:12:43 AM  
I also find snooki to be cute as hell but I'm kinda gay for fat chicks.

On a side note, all of those people dress like they are homeless.
 
2011-07-19 12:14:21 AM  
I'll take a side order of the one wearing #19.
 
2011-07-19 12:14:23 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't care what you guys think. I'd fark Snooki (#6) like my life depended on it.


You mean, as quickly as possible?
 
2011-07-19 12:14:37 AM  
This is why I read the comments first. Now I know not to bother looking.
 
2011-07-19 12:14:53 AM  
Thanks for the warning, I won't waste my time.

/like i am now
 
2011-07-19 12:14:56 AM  
In an earlier time, wearing short shorts meant you had something you want to show off. Now it's just the least possible cloth you need to wear to cover genitalia.

In other words, at one time short shorts were like a degree in business administration.
 
2011-07-19 12:14:57 AM  
Alicia Keyes has really let herself go.

assets.nydailynews.com

/ Oh, wait, that *is* Alicia Keys.
// I has a sad
 
2011-07-19 12:14:59 AM  
And this is the wrong thread.
 
2011-07-19 12:15:03 AM  
carpal tunnel bait
 
2011-07-19 12:15:10 AM  

blazemongr: AverageAmericanGuy: I don't care what you guys think. I'd fark Snooki (#6) like my life depended on it.

You mean, as quickly as possible?


Before I had to chew my dick off to escape.
 
2011-07-19 12:17:56 AM  

assets.nydailynews.com

WTF is this shiat?

 
2011-07-19 12:19:59 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: Do we unlock an achievement if we have the patience to go through 134 slides?


I didn't even make it through 40. I was highly unimpressed. Not worth making it through all 134 when a GIS could give me the same or better without having to go through slides.
 
2011-07-19 12:21:01 AM  

hicksfa2: [assets.nydailynews.com image 284x500]

WTF is this shiat?


A cross-breed between a Clydesdale, a poodle, and an Oompa-Loompa
 
2011-07-19 12:22:33 AM  
I like big thighs and I cannot lie,
you other brothers can't deny...

OK, yes, I am lying. If her thighs are larger than mine, no thanks.

/"knees aren't sharp enough"
//as if I can afford to be choosy
 
2011-07-19 12:22:39 AM  
Half of those pics are of women one cheeseburger away from detonating and the other half is in dire need of several cheeseburgers. That isn't to say sharp knees or anything because I'd probably fark all the women posted without hesitation or regret.
 
2011-07-19 12:24:38 AM  
Alicia Keys has the most unfortunate legs I've ever seen. I've heard of cankles, but clegs?
 
2011-07-19 12:24:57 AM  

meow said the dog: I am thinking the quote of Mr. Mandingo Toyota from the Princess Bride is in store for the submitter here am I note right about this Fark.com?

"The word of hottie is not the word I believe you have understood and also you do not get the statistical probability of 50/50."

LAUGHTER OL he said this to the man with the balding head about the princess.



Spot on MSTD. Also, 'rocking them'? Really?
 
2011-07-19 12:26:02 AM  

meow said the dog: I am thinking the quote of Mr. Mandingo Toyota from the Princess Bride is in store for the submitter here am I note right about this Fark.com?

"The word of hottie is not the word I believe you have understood and also you do not get the statistical probability of 50/50."

LAUGHTER OL he said this to the man with the balding head about the princess.


Mandingo Toyota is my porn name.
 
2011-07-19 12:26:33 AM  

Buffco: Alicia Keys has the most unfortunate legs I've ever seen. I've heard of cankles, but clegs?


lankles.
 
2011-07-19 12:26:40 AM  
This gallery could also be labelled "why I dont watch TV any more".
 
2011-07-19 12:27:52 AM  

hicksfa2: [assets.nydailynews.com image 284x500]

WTF is this shiat?


WTF is a snooki?
 
2011-07-19 12:28:27 AM  
Here's the last picture in the slide show in case you don't want to click through the whole thing to find that it pretty well sucks.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2011-07-19 12:30:07 AM  

jaylectricity: I'm guessing I'm special that all the pics appeared on one page so I could just quickly scroll through and pick out the nice ones.


Me too, NoScript, perhaps?
 
2011-07-19 12:30:30 AM  

jaytkay: Here's the last picture in the slide show in case you don't want to click through the whole thing to find that it pretty well sucks.


Is that the chick from Speed?? Sandra Bullock?
 
2011-07-19 12:31:34 AM  
Alicia's pic makes me think she has a case of the gay.

/sad
 
2011-07-19 12:37:32 AM  
i369.photobucket.com

Seriously, it's even a slideshow (not a gallery).
I almost threw up at #6, where I stopped.
 
2011-07-19 12:37:42 AM  

jaytkay: Here's the last picture in the slide show in case you don't want to click through the whole thing to find that it pretty well sucks.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 295x475]


It's Bai Ling and she's not topless.

That's weird.
 
2011-07-19 12:38:42 AM  
i369.photobucket.com

Subby, you made me so upset, I screwed up my lame, unoriginal, picture.
 
2011-07-19 12:41:56 AM  
Guess this is one short shorts thread Cyclebiff can freely Buscemize.
 
2011-07-19 12:43:00 AM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Is that the chick from Speed?? Sandra Bullock?


It's Bai Ling
 
2011-07-19 12:43:41 AM  
Are those huge blisters or that Ambrosio woman's knees? Wow. :P
 
2011-07-19 12:44:19 AM  

Cinletharwi: hicksfa2: [assets.nydailynews.com image 284x500]

WTF is this shiat?

A cross-breed between a Clydesdale, a poodle, and an Oompa-Loompa


Gelding I hope
 
2011-07-19 12:46:09 AM  
Few women rock short shorts better...or better knees

www.emusclor.com
 
2011-07-19 12:49:18 AM  

jaytkay: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Is that the chick from Speed?? Sandra Bullock?

It's Bai Ling


oh that crazy roof crawling biatch from Celeb Rehab? she looks decent in that pic.
 
2011-07-19 12:57:18 AM  

cretinbob: fark you 134 times subby


Came to say this.
 
2011-07-19 12:58:04 AM  

Buffco: Alicia Keys has the most unfortunate legs I've ever seen. I've heard of cankles, but clegs?


She has elephant legs. Actually, almost any woman who wears those stupid shoes looks like they have elephant legs. Put them on a fat woman and it's just a sad disaster.
 
2011-07-19 01:00:51 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Few women rock short shorts better...or better knees

www.emusclor.com


I must break you.
 
2011-07-19 01:06:07 AM  

blazemongr: AverageAmericanGuy: I don't care what you guys think. I'd fark Snooki (#6) like my life depended on it.

You mean, as quickly as possible?


Enough friction should burn off the germs before they eat through the condom...

Maybe.
 
2011-07-19 01:15:15 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

It's Jena, not "Jenna".
 
2011-07-19 01:37:39 AM  
134 pictures of skanky celebrity hoes

Made it through 15? or so.

Looking at 15 pictures of skanky skanks in short shorts is like seeing all of them.

//On the plus side I know feel much better about my wardrobe... gawd there were some horrible clothing combos being worn out in public by people who should know better.
 
2011-07-19 01:45:54 AM  
what the fark did Rihanna do to herself?
 
2011-07-19 02:10:31 AM  
i182.photobucket.com
 
Displayed 50 of 330 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report