One of em gets near Kim Kardashian they are going to just flat die of sensory overload.

I think I rented that movie.

farking furries.

Paris Hilton's dog is now the highest paid consultant in the field:



This dog has smelled more sperm than all of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders through history combined.

dickfreckle: [imokwiththis.jpg]

That joke was old and busted two months ago.

//is there a running contest to see who can post that image first in any given thread?

hillary: dickfreckle: [imokwiththis.jpg]

That joke was old and busted two months ago.

//is there a running contest to see who can post that image first in any given thread?



/baby,..your the reason I have lots of pics...

Can you imagine the doggy conversation at the kennel after a long day?
Rover: Yeah, I found two pipebombs today. Then I told the boss man that the third thing was just a lightbrite.

Spot: Not bad. I got 12 kilos of coke and a bag of weed. Felt sorry for that last guy, but its a job, right?

Lassie: I found the biggest load of jizz ever. It was fabulous.

So would an old jar of mayo throw them off?...

Peanut butter would give a false positive?

I didn't know they had a laser guided version... (new window)

Dogs... is there anything they can't do?
..within reason.

Spit Ubu, spit. Good dog...

ChubbyTiger: Can you imagine the doggy conversation at the kennel after a long day?
Rover: Yeah, I found two pipebombs today. Then I told the boss man that the third thing was just a lightbrite.

Spot: Not bad. I got 12 kilos of coke and a bag of weed. Felt sorry for that last guy, but its a job, right?

Lassie: I found the biggest load of jizz ever. It was fabulous.

Ok, after hearing about the sudden death of one of my longtime friends, this post brightened my day! Thanks!

ChubbyTiger: Can you imagine the doggy conversation at the kennel after a long day?
Rover: Yeah, I found two pipebombs today. Then I told the boss man that the third thing was just a lightbrite.

Spot: Not bad. I got 12 kilos of coke and a bag of weed. Felt sorry for that last guy, but its a job, right?

Lassie: I found the biggest load of jizz ever. It was fabulous.

Or...

Rover: Yeah, I sniffed at some lost luggage and a UPS package left at the wrong address. Turns out they weren't bombs, because that hardly ever happens.

Spot: Not bad, I helped take out a nameless cog in the international drug conspiracy and then I helped ruined some kid's future. Felt sorry for that last guy, but its a job, right?

Lassie: I helped catch a violent rapist.

Great, little bastard already scratches the hell out of the bedroom door when I've got a girl over, now you're saying when I finish he'll lose his shiat and start hollowing his brains out?

I suck at posting links.....Hey, here's the laser guided version!Link (new window)

Either I'm losing my mind, or the toolbar isn't working. Just go here, dammit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jViqMnnK4

cut and past the damn thing. It used to be funny.

lewismarktwo: Rover: Yeah, I sniffed at some lost luggage and a UPS package left at the wrong address. Turns out they weren't bombs, because that hardly ever happens.

Spot: Not bad, I helped take out a nameless cog in the international drug conspiracy and then I helped ruined some kid's future. Felt sorry for that last guy, but its a job, right?

Lassie: I helped catch a violent rapist.

Fido: I learned that Jimmy jacks off to the porn he finds on the internet.

Poor dogs. Every early training class....sitting there waiting for their assignment. Sparky and Bowser...you two go get to help the blind. Rover...you're going to be part of the K9 square. General...you're heading to the Marine Corps. Coco...you're gonna be looking for drugs. And finally Fifi...you get to go sniff for sperm. Congrats to you all!

I never knew you had to train a dog to sniff a crotch. Learn something new every day.

Do not google without safe search. Just sayin'

Came for Do Not Want Dog...

Leaving satisfied. Sorta.

Fano: They better not ask any questions about the voodoo dick I have in a box.

Voodoo dick my arse.

Great. Because police dogs are so reliable.

More like viscous sex crimes, amirite
/Gonna go barf now

Great, one MORE reason to fear police dogs.

ThePuceGuardian: [i.imgur.com image 278x393]

Life imitates art!

I've never seen "douche" spelled like that before!

/I keed...

the8re: Fano: They better not ask any questions about the voodoo dick I have in a box.

Voodoo dick my arse.

uhhhhhh..... ?????

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//cue the flo and eddie recording of bwana dik
///mommy, please make the bad man stop

I knew my ex-wife would eventually find a job!

The Mr.'s former roommate had a sperm smiffing dog. He'd pull condoms out of the trash, and leave them all over the apartment. This was fun when Mom came to visit.

Oh come on, some lady's can do better job than that.