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(ESPN)   World Cup Finals coverage starts at 2:00 EDT. It's WWII, Part II   ( soccernet.espn.go.com) divider line
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2011-07-17 04:27:18 PM  
USA defense way too far forward there.
 
2011-07-17 04:27:27 PM  
That's the kind of shiat my rec indoor team pulls. Most of the guys on the team are out of shape, have a lack of skill, and/or haven't played since HS. No excuse for that in a world cup final
 
2011-07-17 04:27:55 PM  
Hey chubby kid, keep them covered up ... please.
 
2011-07-17 04:27:58 PM  

log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.


Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.
 
2011-07-17 04:28:05 PM  
Since Canada was so routinely dispatched, all I've asked for from each game I've watched is that it be exciting, and not one has let me down.
 
2011-07-17 04:29:11 PM  
That was some great ball control by the Japanese in the corner there just now. Kept control, passed between the two of them, and cleared well.

It's only fitting this goes to extra time, I'm sure.
 
2011-07-17 04:29:43 PM  

RsquaredW: Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.


Don't feed the trolls!
 
2011-07-17 04:29:48 PM  
That gaffe will define this team--can't lose now.
 
2011-07-17 04:30:02 PM  
red-haired defender not playing well.
 
2011-07-17 04:30:10 PM  
The longer this game goes, the more you think the American conditioning will factor in.
 
2011-07-17 04:30:18 PM  

robsul82: Psh, defense THAT horrid isn't my fault, lol.


You are on notice if there is a PPV thread tonight. Nothing you say can be trusted after that jinx.
 
2011-07-17 04:30:30 PM  

RsquaredW: log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.


LIES! If they weren't lesbians then they'd want every dick around. Obviously.
 
paj
2011-07-17 04:30:43 PM  
Nice one-two by the Japanese, just missed on the shot.
 
2011-07-17 04:30:51 PM  
Wide left! Whew! -.-
 
2011-07-17 04:31:19 PM  
How many subs does USA have left?
 
2011-07-17 04:31:33 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: The longer this game goes, the more you think the American conditioning will factor in.


What does hair volume have anything to do with this?
 
2011-07-17 04:31:43 PM  
+2
 
2011-07-17 04:31:46 PM  
damn some good looks there.
 
2011-07-17 04:31:49 PM  
I hope this doesn't end with penalty kicks. Can you imagine ending game 7 of the NBA finals with a free throw shooting contest? Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?
 
paj
2011-07-17 04:32:16 PM  

Nekozuki85: How many subs does USA have left?


IIRC they switched Cheney for Morgan, so two left I believe.
 
2011-07-17 04:32:30 PM  

RsquaredW: log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.


Yeah they are. Especially if they're more fit than his fat ass.
 
2011-07-17 04:32:35 PM  
Lloyd absolutely wants that one back.
 
2011-07-17 04:32:48 PM  
US can't even hit the goalpost now.
 
2011-07-17 04:32:59 PM  

LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?


That would go on for days.
 
2011-07-17 04:33:19 PM  

RsquaredW: log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.


This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians. And so's the American coach. Embrace having the world's most kickass lesbians, America.
 
2011-07-17 04:33:21 PM  

LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?


Do you realize how many football games come down to field goals?
 
2011-07-17 04:33:33 PM  
Those fans should have learned the American spirit from the small fat kid.
 
2011-07-17 04:33:39 PM  
Bonus futbol!
 
2011-07-17 04:33:40 PM  
Overtime.
 
2011-07-17 04:33:45 PM  
Looks like we'll be having extra soccer. I think the US needs a break to refocus - my prediction is, the US will put in two during extra time.
 
paj
2011-07-17 04:33:47 PM  
Bonus Kickball!
 
2011-07-17 04:33:49 PM  

ravenssettle: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.


Not if Dallas is one of the teams.
 
2011-07-17 04:33:53 PM  

Actual Farking: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

Do you realize how many football games come down to field goals?


If it weren't for kickers, Tom Brady would have never won a Superbowl.
 
2011-07-17 04:33:56 PM  
Exxxxxxxtra time.
 
2011-07-17 04:34:00 PM  
now it's all solo.
 
2011-07-17 04:34:32 PM  
Overtime?
 
2011-07-17 04:34:44 PM  

bobbette: This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians.


Please don't say Alex Morgan or Hope Solo are lesbian.

You just broke a million straight guys' hearts.
 
2011-07-17 04:35:03 PM  
Did anyone mention we're going to extra time?
 
2011-07-17 04:35:11 PM  

bdub77: now it's all solo.


Not yet. 2 15-minute halves, no golden goal. If it's still tied, then it's down to Solo.
 
2011-07-17 04:35:12 PM  

ravenssettle: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.


Eh, you'd start em at the 30 yard line and back them up 5 yards each kick. Chances are slim of two kickers making it to 50 yard kicks.
 
2011-07-17 04:35:17 PM  
I agree that the final game needs to be decided in open play, just like in hockey. Could you imagine a game 7 of the Stanley cup being decided on a shootout? There would be riots in the street!
 
2011-07-17 04:35:37 PM  

thejoyofpi: Actual Farking: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

Do you realize how many football games come down to field goals?

If it weren't for kickers, Tom Brady would have never won a Superbowl.


That and the Tuck rule.
 
2011-07-17 04:35:40 PM  

SharkTrager: ravenssettle: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.

Not if Dallas is one of the teams.


files.sharenator.com
 
2011-07-17 04:35:55 PM  
Boy, I sure hope we don't go to penalty kicks. God knows we can't trust Hope Solo for those.

/hopefully I'm doing that right
 
2011-07-17 04:35:56 PM  
Extra time...

YESSSSS more time to have an excuse to procrastinate from work.
 
2011-07-17 04:36:10 PM  

thejoyofpi: bobbette: This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians.

Please don't say Alex Morgan or Hope Solo are lesbian.

You just broke a million straight guys' hearts.


...unless they make a porno. Working title: "Balls are overrated"
 
2011-07-17 04:36:12 PM  
Fat kid video (new window)
 
2011-07-17 04:36:28 PM  

Swoop1809: I agree that the final game needs to be decided in open play, just like in hockey. Could you imagine a game 7 of the Stanley cup being decided on a shootout? There would be riots in the street!


LOL
 
2011-07-17 04:37:10 PM  
Fark the fat kid, he only gets famous if the 1-0 margin stood. No 15 minutes for you, Fatty McGee.
 
2011-07-17 04:37:32 PM  

bberg: thejoyofpi: bobbette: This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians.

Please don't say Alex Morgan or Hope Solo are lesbian.

You just broke a million straight guys' hearts.

...unless they make a porno. Working title: "Balls are overrated"


oh yeah that'd be cool
 
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