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LockeOak		2011-07-17 04:27:18 PM

USA defense way too far forward there.

bearcats1983		2011-07-17 04:27:27 PM

That's the kind of shiat my rec indoor team pulls. Most of the guys on the team are out of shape, have a lack of skill, and/or haven't played since HS. No excuse for that in a world cup final

Sgygus		2011-07-17 04:27:55 PM

Hey chubby kid, keep them covered up ... please.

RsquaredW		2011-07-17 04:27:58 PM

log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.

Rev.K		2011-07-17 04:28:05 PM

Since Canada was so routinely dispatched, all I've asked for from each game I've watched is that it be exciting, and not one has let me down.

bberg		2011-07-17 04:29:11 PM

That was some great ball control by the Japanese in the corner there just now. Kept control, passed between the two of them, and cleared well.

It's only fitting this goes to extra time, I'm sure.

luckybastard		2011-07-17 04:29:43 PM

RsquaredW: Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.

Don't feed the trolls!

star_topology		2011-07-17 04:29:48 PM

That gaffe will define this team--can't lose now.

bdub77		2011-07-17 04:30:02 PM

red-haired defender not playing well.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2011-07-17 04:30:10 PM

The longer this game goes, the more you think the American conditioning will factor in.

TheManofPA		2011-07-17 04:30:18 PM

robsul82: Psh, defense THAT horrid isn't my fault, lol.

You are on notice if there is a PPV thread tonight. Nothing you say can be trusted after that jinx.

ravenssettle		2011-07-17 04:30:30 PM

RsquaredW: log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.

LIES! If they weren't lesbians then they'd want every dick around. Obviously.

paj		2011-07-17 04:30:43 PM

Nice one-two by the Japanese, just missed on the shot.

Captain Steroid		2011-07-17 04:30:51 PM

Wide left! Whew! -.-

Nekozuki85		2011-07-17 04:31:19 PM

How many subs does USA have left?

WTF Indeed		2011-07-17 04:31:33 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: The longer this game goes, the more you think the American conditioning will factor in.

What does hair volume have anything to do with this?

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2011-07-17 04:31:43 PM

USP .45		2011-07-17 04:31:46 PM

damn some good looks there.

LarryDan43		2011-07-17 04:31:49 PM

I hope this doesn't end with penalty kicks. Can you imagine ending game 7 of the NBA finals with a free throw shooting contest? Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

paj		2011-07-17 04:32:16 PM

Nekozuki85: How many subs does USA have left?

IIRC they switched Cheney for Morgan, so two left I believe.

mephisto6		2011-07-17 04:32:30 PM

RsquaredW: log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.

Yeah they are. Especially if they're more fit than his fat ass.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2011-07-17 04:32:35 PM

Lloyd absolutely wants that one back.

skinink		2011-07-17 04:32:48 PM

US can't even hit the goalpost now.

ravenssettle		2011-07-17 04:32:59 PM

LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.

bobbette		2011-07-17 04:33:19 PM

RsquaredW: log_level_utility: hooray! our lesbians are out soccering someone else's lesbians.

I bet the winning team goes out for tacos.

Women are not lesbians just because they won't sleep with you.

This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians. And so's the American coach. Embrace having the world's most kickass lesbians, America.

Actual Farking		2011-07-17 04:33:21 PM

LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

Do you realize how many football games come down to field goals?

TheManofPA		2011-07-17 04:33:33 PM

Those fans should have learned the American spirit from the small fat kid.

star_topology		2011-07-17 04:33:39 PM

Bonus futbol!

Nekozuki85		2011-07-17 04:33:40 PM

Overtime.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2011-07-17 04:33:45 PM

Looks like we'll be having extra soccer. I think the US needs a break to refocus - my prediction is, the US will put in two during extra time.

paj		2011-07-17 04:33:47 PM

Bonus Kickball!

SharkTrager		2011-07-17 04:33:49 PM

ravenssettle: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.

Not if Dallas is one of the teams.

thejoyofpi		2011-07-17 04:33:53 PM

Actual Farking: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

Do you realize how many football games come down to field goals?

If it weren't for kickers, Tom Brady would have never won a Superbowl.

robsul82		2011-07-17 04:33:56 PM

Exxxxxxxtra time.

bdub77		2011-07-17 04:34:00 PM

now it's all solo.

Captain Steroid		2011-07-17 04:34:32 PM

Overtime?

thejoyofpi		2011-07-17 04:34:44 PM

bobbette: This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians.

Please don't say Alex Morgan or Hope Solo are lesbian.

You just broke a million straight guys' hearts.

tonguedepressor		2011-07-17 04:35:03 PM

Did anyone mention we're going to extra time?

bberg		2011-07-17 04:35:11 PM

bdub77: now it's all solo.

Not yet. 2 15-minute halves, no golden goal. If it's still tied, then it's down to Solo.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo		2011-07-17 04:35:12 PM

ravenssettle: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.

Eh, you'd start em at the 30 yard line and back them up 5 yards each kick. Chances are slim of two kickers making it to 50 yard kicks.

Swoop1809		2011-07-17 04:35:17 PM

I agree that the final game needs to be decided in open play, just like in hockey. Could you imagine a game 7 of the Stanley cup being decided on a shootout? There would be riots in the street!

Actual Farking		2011-07-17 04:35:37 PM

thejoyofpi: Actual Farking: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

Do you realize how many football games come down to field goals?

If it weren't for kickers, Tom Brady would have never won a Superbowl.

That and the Tuck rule.

ravenssettle		2011-07-17 04:35:40 PM

SharkTrager: ravenssettle: LarryDan43: Or ending a tie in the Superbowl by matching up the kickers until one misses?

That would go on for days.

Not if Dallas is one of the teams.

files.sharenator.com

robsul82		2011-07-17 04:35:55 PM

Boy, I sure hope we don't go to penalty kicks. God knows we can't trust Hope Solo for those.

/hopefully I'm doing that right

GreetingsEarthling		2011-07-17 04:35:56 PM

Extra time...

YESSSSS more time to have an excuse to procrastinate from work.

bberg		2011-07-17 04:36:10 PM

thejoyofpi: bobbette: This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians.

Please don't say Alex Morgan or Hope Solo are lesbian.

You just broke a million straight guys' hearts.

...unless they make a porno. Working title: "Balls are overrated"

Lord of Allusions		2011-07-17 04:36:12 PM

Fat kid video (new window)

thejoyofpi		2011-07-17 04:36:28 PM

Swoop1809: I agree that the final game needs to be decided in open play, just like in hockey. Could you imagine a game 7 of the Stanley cup being decided on a shootout? There would be riots in the street!

LOL

robsul82		2011-07-17 04:37:10 PM

Fark the fat kid, he only gets famous if the 1-0 margin stood. No 15 minutes for you, Fatty McGee.

thejoyofpi		2011-07-17 04:37:32 PM

bberg: thejoyofpi: bobbette: This is women's soccer, many of them are lesbians.

Please don't say Alex Morgan or Hope Solo are lesbian.

You just broke a million straight guys' hearts.

...unless they make a porno. Working title: "Balls are overrated"

oh yeah that'd be cool

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