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(Some Wise Guy)   Couple claims to see Jesus in Walmart receipt. The message is clear: He saves -- and passes the savings on to you   (wyff4.com) divider line 49
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2011-07-16 11:32:28 PM  
WWJS

Where Would Jesus Shop?
 
2011-07-16 11:52:58 PM  
Jesus ... or Arthur Hunnicutt?

www.wyff4.com


i.fanpix.net
 
2011-07-17 12:01:57 AM  
Hmmm. Thermal receipt paper, a little controlled heat, and a minimum of talent sure do make for amusing religious icons. They're probably hoping Golden Palace is in the market for something to display alongside the famous grilled Jesus sammich.....
 
2011-07-17 12:04:35 AM  
www.wyff4.comwww.veteranstoday.com
 
2011-07-17 12:04:43 AM  

phlegmmo: Jesus ... or Arthur Hunnicutt?

[www.wyff4.com image 240x180]
[i.fanpix.net image 320x240]


Jesus...or Charles Manson
www.wyff4.com


law2.umkc.edu
/you can tell by the crazy eyes
 
2011-07-17 12:19:02 AM  
And Jesus Christ our Lord said 'THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT'
 
2011-07-17 12:19:48 AM  
The savior got a lazy eye.
 
2011-07-17 12:28:54 AM  
Repeat

Link (new window)
 
2011-07-17 12:31:39 AM  

Godscrack: And Jesus Christ our Lord said 'THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT'


Damn...

Once that guy comes back, he KEEPS coming back
 
2011-07-17 01:24:52 AM  

WI241TH: phlegmmo: Jesus ... or Arthur Hunnicutt?

[www.wyff4.com image 240x180]
[i.fanpix.net image 320x240]

Jesus...or Charles Manson
[www.wyff4.com image 240x180]

etornauta.files.wordpress.com

Or maybe it's Rasputin


[law2.umkc.edu image 217x216]
/you can tell by the crazy eyes

 
2011-07-17 02:08:51 AM  
Oh ... God.
 
2011-07-17 02:31:59 AM  
It's like the admins don't even read Fark!

/just teasing
//but uh... it kind of is what it's like
 
2011-07-17 02:32:16 AM  
OK, the only historical refrence to "Jesus" is a passage in a journal in Rome, and it only talks about the followers and how they say he was crusified.

No one painted a picture, no one drew a picture.

How do these people know what this "Jesus" person looked like?

And why do they think he looked like a water stain?
 
2011-07-17 02:35:45 AM  
The only reason you hear about these is because "Zomg, that looks like a person!" gets zero attention. "Zomg, that looks like Jesus!" gets a footnote in the Civics section of the local paper. Thanks to the net, everything now looks like Jesus.
 
2011-07-17 02:38:18 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Godscrack: And Jesus Christ our Lord said 'THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT'

Damn...

Once that guy comes back, he KEEPS coming back


Who cant get enough of mocking religious peps?
 
2011-07-17 02:39:27 AM  
Repeat for the night shift Farkers? I've been awake for both of them. Drew - we need to talk. Call me.
 
2011-07-17 02:40:40 AM  
That's odd, I thought Moses was the guy who rolled stuff back.
 
2011-07-17 02:41:03 AM  
purrrentice.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-17 02:41:34 AM  
They should just start euthanizing anyone that "sees Jesus."
 
2011-07-17 02:41:45 AM  
"Couple claims to see Jesus in Walmart receipt. The message is clear: He saves -- and passes the savings on to you"

Again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/6390798/Couple-sees-image-of-Jesus-on-a-Walmart-re c eipt-wvideo
 
2011-07-17 02:41:58 AM  
any time people see a face, it's Jeebus.

mark my words, some day someone's going to see Jeebus in some pecker tracks
 
2011-07-17 02:42:13 AM  
welco,e

Godscrack: And Jesus Christ our Lord said 'THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT'


Welcome to dark where repeats are the norm.
 
2011-07-17 02:42:50 AM  
How amazing to be the person not having set foot in the Middle East, be the dude that defines what Jesus Christ looks like.
 
2011-07-17 02:43:41 AM  
(The preacher asked) 'If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?'

He'd resemble a big black lesbian with suberbly developed soft-ball skills.

The pic in TFA reminds me of Berkowitz.


www.biography.com

/he also was a persecuted Jew.
 
2011-07-17 02:43:47 AM  
images.cheezburger.com

data.whicdn.com
 
2011-07-17 02:44:51 AM  
Looking a little pudgy there aren't we Jesus?
 
2011-07-17 02:45:26 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: That's odd, I thought Moses was the guy who rolled stuff back.


^^^^^winnah^^^^^^
 
2011-07-17 02:45:31 AM  
They should be thanking Sam Walton...

/so misguided and deluded
 
2011-07-17 02:48:27 AM  
Wow, admins are asleep again, repeat in less than 24 hours... For Shame. Not even on a good story either.
 
2011-07-17 02:49:22 AM  
I'm really bored of these new stupid tricks that God plays

Where's all the awesome displays of power and force? This guy created the Universe, flooded the WHOLE world, sent plagues to Egypt, spoke through a burning bush, parted the Red Sea, blew down the mighty walls of Jericho, stopped the rotation of the Earth, talked to people via the ark, killed anyone who messed with the Israelites... the list was goes on. He was farking with humanity on a daily basis. One time he burned 102 men to death just for asking Elijah to come down from a hill.

And then he sent Jesus, who healed the sick, cured the blind, walked on water, raised the dead, resurrected himself . . . oh come on. Even ninjas can do that, and they're not even Christian. Why would he care about calming the seas when earlier he parted them and flooded the whole world?

He should do something truly exceptional like sink Australia to the bottom of the sea. Split a mountain in half or take a gigantic pee in the Black Sea or something on a scale where humans can't help but take notice. Even a little fire & brimstone meteor shower would turn some heads and perk some eyebrows. Turning water into wine? Really?

And now here we are, waiting for something to really awe us like Armageddon or the Rapture. In the meantime, what divine interventions have we seen these days? The Virgin Mary an underpass salt stain. A vaguely shaped image of the Anointed One on a blurry patch of oil on a sheet of metal. The likeness of a white, Christian God in a sanctuary's drywall. Clouds, sweat stains, the cross-like resemblance of broken girders from collapsed buildings and, of course, burnt food: Toast, grilled-cheese sandwiches, pasta dishes, half-eaten bagels and cottage cheese spreads.

Is this for real? Is God messing with us? Has God really sunk to such a low that he's resorted to foodstuffs to spread His message? Do you think more people will be reminded of Him if He makes out a pattern in their SpaghettiOs that looks like a picture they once saw of Him?

The only sensible conclusion is that maybe God's powers have been declining and He can barely muster a realistic likeness of himself in a bowl of vermicelli in minced pork and sliced fish cake, with a side of greens.
 
2011-07-17 02:50:55 AM  

Godscrack: And Jesus Christ our Lord said 'THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT'.


I also would have accepted "Thou shalt not commit repeatery'.

/funny if you read it in this voice:
images.zap2it.com
 
2011-07-17 02:58:20 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: That's odd, I thought Moses was the guy who rolled stuff back.


Nah, Walmart's mascot should be Sisyphus, forever rolling back prices.
 
2011-07-17 03:04:00 AM  
It's a Miracle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZXOfiaJhZ8
 
2011-07-17 03:05:29 AM  
Simmons said he called the store to ask what could have made the markget his name in the media because he is an attention whore

FTFY
 
2011-07-17 03:05:46 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2011-07-17 03:05:59 AM  
Yeah. Mock all you want, but when Jesus's brother Reapeaticus brings the hammer down, you will know what it is like to read Fark. Sober.
 
2011-07-17 03:07:07 AM  
www.wyff4.com

That's totally Rasputin.
 
2011-07-17 03:09:51 AM  
I see Rasputin too now.

I wonder if the world is actually just full of bearded ghosts who materialize themselves by planting their faces in stuff. I'd far sooner believe that a spooky face imprint is just some random nearby ghost than believe they're all the same ghost.
 
2011-07-17 03:09:58 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Kumana Wanalaia: That's odd, I thought Moses was the guy who rolled stuff back.

Nah, Walmart's mascot should be Sisyphus, forever rolling back prices.


"What in the hell is a sissy-fuss? That don't sound right. I'm going to Target."
 
2011-07-17 03:11:08 AM  
This thread is so earlier today.
 
2011-07-17 03:11:17 AM  
www.freeinfosociety.com
 
2011-07-17 03:11:26 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The only reason you hear about these is because "Zomg, that looks like a person!" gets zero attention. "Zomg, that looks like Jesus!" gets a footnote in the Civics section of the local paper. Thanks to the net, everything now looks like Jesus.


www.jonco48.com
/hotlinked for your amusement
 
2011-07-17 03:15:07 AM  

Wulfhardt: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Kumana Wanalaia: That's odd, I thought Moses was the guy who rolled stuff back.

Nah, Walmart's mascot should be Sisyphus, forever rolling back prices.

"What in the hell is a sissy-fuss? That don't sound right. I'm going to Target."


That's about right, but the "Target" part throws it off. More like this: "Sissyfuss? More like Pansyfuss! We're goin' to Big Lots!"
 
2011-07-17 03:17:38 AM  

adeist69:
[www.jonco48.com image 316x389]
/hotlinked for your amusement


My eyesight is poor, and I'm quite tired. I had to right-click that to make sure it was a .gif and I wasn't losing it. Brilliant!
 
2011-07-17 03:17:39 AM  
I too saw Rasputin.
 
2011-07-17 03:21:41 AM  
I kind of want to believe they actually believe that, for laughs. Obviously though, they made it and are just trolling.
 
2011-07-17 03:23:19 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Wulfhardt: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Kumana Wanalaia: That's odd, I thought Moses was the guy who rolled stuff back.

Nah, Walmart's mascot should be Sisyphus, forever rolling back prices.

"What in the hell is a sissy-fuss? That don't sound right. I'm going to Target."

That's about right, but the "Target" part throws it off. More like this: "Sissyfuss? More like Pansyfuss! We're goin' to Big Lots!"


Big Lots does work better there. Also acceptable would be Dollar General, KMart or the name of whichever major truck stop is closest.
 
2011-07-17 03:25:36 AM  
Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World. Where the high society hangs out.
 
2011-07-17 02:37:09 PM  
My favorite "You might be a redneck" - If you know which one is the "good" Wal-Mart...
 
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