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(Pravda)   Hygeine-conscious polar bear steals toothpaste   ( divider line
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1749 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2001 at 1:54 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-28 02:01:47 PM the polar bear comes out of the ice cream parlor and the mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal." The polar bear wipes his mouth and say "No, it's ice cream! I swear it is!"
2001-10-28 02:05:18 PM  
well you did it, now don't do it again.
2001-10-28 02:05:59 PM  
of course as I hit "add comment" I knew that wouldn't stay after his comment
2001-10-28 02:16:58 PM  
3M TA3- And I feel so special after having done it, and I will not do it again. (Crosses one more thing off of his things to do before death list)
2001-10-28 02:34:41 PM  
This story is old. I read it 2 months ago.
2001-10-28 02:48:16 PM  
Isn't this a repeat?

2001-10-28 02:49:08 PM  
"The bear probably has a bad smell from mouth, because he has been eating seals for the whole summer", - one of the tourists joked.

That's just not funny. I don't know why they'd put that in the article. It's more along the lines of moron tourist trying to act funny rather than witty tourist cracking a wise one.
2001-10-28 03:06:05 PM  
Toad: Absolutely. They taste rather minty, actually.

2001-10-28 03:09:17 PM  
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Kat [TotalFark]
2001-10-28 04:11:08 PM  
yes, this does happen to be a repeat, but who cares? i think polor bears and toothpaste just go together perfectly.
2001-10-28 04:23:38 PM  
I love the picture.
2001-10-28 09:34:30 PM  
Just cant mess wit a mans salad.

i mean toothpaste
2001-10-28 10:10:42 PM  
Did somebody get their salad "tossed"?
2001-10-28 10:14:30 PM  
That's kind of un-newsworthy. Bears steal toothpaste all the time - it's full of sugar.
2001-10-28 10:41:00 PM  
..Hold the front page !
2001-10-28 10:42:34 PM  
It would have been funnier if a beaver stole someone's tampons.
2001-10-29 01:04:41 AM  
I think it would be funnier if it weren't a farking repeat. I repeat, I think it would be funnier if it weren't a farking repeat.

-he who stacks pork
2001-10-29 03:48:32 AM  
You can say that again.
2001-10-29 06:10:45 PM  
I'd like to get a job translating Pravda. It's obvious you don't even need to read Russian.

I backpack quite a lot and was once "kissed" by a young bear in the middle of the night when sleeping out. I'd brushed my teeth and neglected to wash my face afterwards, leaving sugar on my lips. I was lucky it licked before taking a bite because my terrified screa... I mean my very loud yell, scared it off.
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