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(ClarionLedger.com)   If you're going to fondle women, don't keep a diary or write songs about it   (clarionledger.com) divider line 61
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2003-09-04 11:55:08 AM  
"was targeting "full-figured women" wearing skirts and pantyhose"

A classic "chubby chaser"
 
2003-09-04 12:35:03 PM  
Winner
 
2003-09-04 01:14:21 PM  
Wow. That's just brilliant.
/sarcasm
 
2003-09-04 01:30:22 PM  
Diaries are out. Journals are in.
 
2003-09-04 01:57:14 PM  
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma:
"was targeting "full-figured women" wearing skirts and pantyhose"

A classic "chubby chaser"



A bigger target, easier to "HIT";

// flyin to hell in a lear
 
2003-09-04 01:57:16 PM  
grope this buddy

[image from golf-jokes.co.uk too old to be available]
 
2003-09-04 01:57:49 PM  
What's all this talk about dairys? Dairys are good for us because we need milk and other dairy products.
 
2003-09-04 01:58:01 PM  
was targeting "full-figured women" wearing skirts and pantyhose...

Hell, he just should have gone to Lane Bryant and got himself a job...
 
2003-09-04 01:58:13 PM  
just fondling them,no rape ?

asshat
 
2003-09-04 01:59:42 PM  
bass555
zing!
 
2003-09-04 02:00:48 PM  
Why doesn't he just get himself a girlfriend and supersize her?

I am sure that there are a few single "Full-figured" women out there.
 
2003-09-04 02:01:55 PM  
Writing songs? I sense a future country star...

Ahem:

o/` That Sal was a whole lotta womaaan...
Way too much woman for meeee...
Ah grabbed on her one tahm too mannyyy...
Been in jail since 2003... o/`
 
2003-09-04 02:03:09 PM  
That's a PSA? I'd think it would be common knowledge, I mean, come on.
 
2003-09-04 02:03:19 PM  
there was a old country song about chubby chasers - the girl was so big the singer was "huggin n' kissin and chalkin where he been," and when he got to the top, there was someone "comin up the back huggin n' chalkin"
 
2003-09-04 02:03:26 PM  
Songs like Cliff's?
"I'm walking down the ave anue-hoo-hoo...ho-hoo...hoo"
Don't be a Cliff.
[image from island.site.ne.jp too old to be available]
 
2003-09-04 02:03:43 PM  
The world just isn't safe with serial fondlers on the lam.
 
2003-09-04 02:03:50 PM  
What's this world coming to when you can't even molest the fat chick?
 
2003-09-04 02:04:39 PM  
"I like to go swimmin'
With bow legged women
And swim between their legs..."
 
2003-09-04 02:05:11 PM  
Nice Perisoft

My lame attempt:

Been a chubby chaser since the age of eight.
I think 'bout Oprah and Rosie when I ..........
I like to tweak your nipple until some liquid flows.
Take pictures of your ass pouring out of pantyhose.
 
2003-09-04 02:05:46 PM  
 
2003-09-04 02:05:51 PM  
"Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!"

Seriously though, have you ever really tried chasing a chubby? It's the easiest sport in the world.
 
2003-09-04 02:05:52 PM  
The guy was making notes for when he writes his book that will probably be on the Best Seller List.
 
tdz
2003-09-04 02:06:09 PM  
How about poetry, Can I write poetry about it?

Grab Ass, Plump to Touch
Panty Hose, Garters, And Such
Id love, To Hit It.
 
2003-09-04 02:07:43 PM  
Let this be a lession to you: If you go out fondling people, be sure you don't get a recognizable tattoo on your hand.
 
2003-09-04 02:07:52 PM  
Fat Bottom girls make the fondlin word go round!
 
2003-09-04 02:08:31 PM  
Pretty pathetic if you ask me, I mean really, who wants to play around with thunder thighs?
 
2003-09-04 02:11:55 PM  
bark_atda_moon:

that was great! laughed out loud!
 
2003-09-04 02:12:31 PM  
"The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?"
 
2003-09-04 02:13:21 PM  
Say what you will about it, but there are hundreds of rappers who have made a living doing just that.
 
2003-09-04 02:14:57 PM  
Hmmm, second half got cut off. Can't post the Tap without its full glory,

saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?
 
2003-09-04 02:17:21 PM  
How do I love thee?
Let me count the chins....
 
2003-09-04 02:17:59 PM  
Sounds almost as stupid as that Revlon guy.Drugging women and then videotaping himself doing them. Life in prison for that dumbass.(I think he was related to Revlon)
 
2003-09-04 02:18:34 PM  
Check out the old school hightop fade on the officer. I haven't seen one of those since the 80's.
[image from artistdirect.com too old to be available]
 
2003-09-04 02:18:46 PM  
You's a big fine woman won't you back dat azz up
You a fine motherf'er won't you back dat azz up
Girl, who is you playin' with, back dat azz up
You can call me big daddy when you back dat azz up
 
2003-09-04 02:20:03 PM  
Okay... lemme get this straight... I shouldn't keep that diary and write those songs? Oh... alright.
 
2003-09-04 02:20:49 PM  
& in one case touched a woman's feet & calves

He got to the livestock, too?
 
2003-09-04 02:21:47 PM  
HKUSP9MM: Close -- it was the Max Factor heir.
 
2003-09-04 02:22:05 PM  
Gonna grab yo calf yeah, and ya leg yeah
Cop a feel on a boob yeah, and ya trunk yeah
Gonna write a song yeah, bout ya azz yeah
Writin down lyrics yeah, bout ya tits yeah
 
2003-09-04 02:22:22 PM  
'Lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some touch!'
 
2003-09-04 02:24:58 PM  
I wonder if the level of complaints from full-figured gals has now increased due to him being OUT of circulation?

/they need love too, guys - somebody's gotta pick up the slack!
 
2003-09-04 02:27:10 PM  
maybe he thought the big girls wouldn't mind the attention?
 
2003-09-04 02:28:00 PM  

"Deliveryman held in Jackson fondling case"


Well, it's about time Michael Jackson got what was coming to him.

 
2003-09-04 02:32:59 PM  
Jan Reed, who works downtown, said reports of the fondling incidents "had all of us kind of nervous."

That should have read:

Jan Reed, who works downtown, said reports of the fondling incidents "had all of us fat fvks kind of nervous."

/1 ticket please!
 
2003-09-04 02:35:02 PM  
[image from clarionledger.com too old to be available]

It kind of looks like he is getting fondled here. Look at that mug.
 
2003-09-04 02:36:27 PM  
He likes big butts and he cannot lie.....
 
2003-09-04 02:36:29 PM  
Then why even bother?
 
2003-09-04 02:36:44 PM  
I've had my butt pinched a few times in the crowds down on Bourbon Street. But I was kinda afraid to turn around for fear of actually facing whatever would pinch MY ass.

Never go too far east on Bourbon. Turn around at St. Peter or so.
 
2003-09-04 02:40:02 PM  
Writing songs? I sense a future country star...

"Met her on the C.B.
Said her name was Mimi.
Sounded like an angel came to Earth (Earrrrth).
When I went to meet her
Man, you shoulda seen her.
Twice as tall as me, three times the girth (girrrrth).

My fat baby loves to eat.
Big ol' buddha belly, and her breasts swing past her feet (feet).
My fat baby love to eeeeeat.
My big ol' fat@$$ baby loves to eat."

/I got blisters on these fingers!
 
2003-09-04 02:43:09 PM  
in one case touched a woman's feet & calves

Fat women don't have calves, they have cankles.

I'm not just on a plane ride to hell, I'm flying it.
 
2003-09-04 02:51:36 PM  
Fat chix need lovin' too! This guy was just doin' his civil duty which was makin' plumpers feel wanted.

[hero] tag?!?!
 
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