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2011-07-16 08:06:18 AM
Looks more like:
www.allserialkillers.com

Why does this always happen to white trash?
 
2011-07-16 08:26:28 AM
www.september11news.com
 
2011-07-16 08:28:03 AM
Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures pichurs from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.



FTFM
 
2011-07-16 08:29:23 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-07-16 08:45:40 AM
www.shockya.com
 
2011-07-16 08:52:39 AM
The Lord works in mindless and trivial ways
 
2011-07-16 08:53:34 AM

stpauler: Why does this always happen to white trash?


Google intelligence vs religious belief.
 
2011-07-16 08:54:00 AM
Looks more like Jerry Garcia
 
2011-07-16 09:07:53 AM

vernonFL:


Not you Fat Jesus.
 
2011-07-16 09:40:08 AM
2x Case Budweiser beer...$19.99
4x Lowrey's Pork Rinds....$2.99
1x Tank top "Wifebeaters"...$8.99
1x DVD "Best of Nascar crashes"...$14.99
.......................................

Total : $46.96

Thank You for shopping at WalMart where Jesus Saves and SO CAN YOU!
 
2011-07-16 09:45:40 AM
5 loaves Wonderbread

5 boxes frozen fish sticks

1 box red wine

"We're havin' a weddin'!

Gettin' hitched! Wooo!"
 
2011-07-16 10:29:52 AM
Oh my god! It's Zero Mostel!
 
2011-07-16 10:29:52 AM
Looks like ole JC has put on some weight

/kinda gotten fugly, too
 
2011-07-16 10:31:53 AM
Man = Jesus
Woman = Mary

Woo doggy! I see Jaysus!

/I see Manson.
//I hope any maker of a universe would have better ways to make a point!
 
2011-07-16 11:07:52 AM
Looks more like Charles Manson to me. Or perhaps Cactus Jack.
 
2011-07-16 11:08:29 AM

vernonFL: 5 loaves Wonderbread

5 boxes frozen fish sticks

1 box red wine

"We're havin' a weddin'!

Gettin' hitched! Wooo!"


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-07-16 11:09:02 AM
Yeah, looks more like Osama bin Laden.
 
2011-07-16 11:10:51 AM
The receipts are light/heat sensitive. You can put what ever image you want on them with out too much effort.
 
2011-07-16 11:10:52 AM
Are y'all sure that ain't Mohammed?
www.skeptical-science.com
 
2011-07-16 11:11:11 AM
Is it better to give than receipt?
 
2011-07-16 11:12:10 AM
If only there were some way of finding out how this image of Jesus appeared on this thermal paper. If ONLY!

Also, running tests? It's not faith if they need proof!
 
2011-07-16 11:14:32 AM
Remember back when you could watch a 2 minute clip on the webz and not have to sit through a commercial before it played? I never knew I had it so good then.

And I'm so thankful that instead of giving us some rain while we're in one of the worst droughts ever, one that is going to have serious ramifications on our local economy, He decided that showing up on a receipt to some random yahoo couple was more important.

/ and I know as soon as we get some rain, everyone's going to be screaming "THANK YOU, GOD! YOU'RE SO MERCIFUL."
 
2011-07-16 11:16:55 AM
They aren't married, but appear to be living together. Maybe Jesus isn't quite sending them the message they think he is?
 
2011-07-16 11:18:07 AM
dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com

Looks more like Rasputin.
 
2011-07-16 11:18:37 AM
Being an atheist, I don't understand what this even signifies. Does this mean even God loves walmart's low prices?
 
2011-07-16 11:21:07 AM
Gentlemen, we are all missing the bigger question here:

WHY IS JESUS SUPPORTING WAL-MART?!?!?!
 
2011-07-16 11:21:34 AM

stpauler: Looks more like:
[www.allserialkillers.com image 217x216]

Why does this always happen to white trash?


Maybe brown trash doesn't shop at that Walmart.
 
2011-07-16 11:21:58 AM
www.examiner.com

I see Gabby
 
2011-07-16 11:22:01 AM
The Shroud of Wal-Mart?
 
2011-07-16 11:23:10 AM

0x1a4: Being an atheist, I don't understand what this even signifies. Does this mean even God loves walmart's low prices?


Their prices are -divine-.
 
2011-07-16 11:23:31 AM

0x1a4: Being an atheist, I don't understand what this even signifies. Does this mean even God loves walmart's low prices?


Yes, yes it does. So, if you don't shop Wal-Mart now, your ass is going to the non-existent Hell and burn in high prices forever!!!!
 
2011-07-16 11:25:17 AM

0x1a4: Being an atheist, I don't understand what this even signifies. Does this mean even God loves walmart's low prices?


I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering what is up with that. Maybe Jesus is watching you shop at Wal-Mart? *Looks at the upside down print out* Star-Tram-Raw... What does it mean?
 
2011-07-16 11:25:23 AM

PWNtheCCP


Gentlemen, we are all missing the bigger question here:

WHY IS JESUS SUPPORTING WAL-MART?!?!?!


Because they sell guns?
 
2011-07-16 11:26:11 AM
Ok..beyond the obvious stupidity, nobody knows what Jesus looked like, or if he even existed, or just was a guy made up to fit a story made to control the pagan population from raping and pillaging and looting. So..it makes me laugh every time they find a picture on something and say "wow..this looks like jesus". How the fark do you know? Where you there? Did you meet him? See a picture of him that someone took? Or a painting? No, you are just going on some guys painting of what he THOUGHT jesus MIGHT look like. He had no clue either, he was just pulling a image out of his ass based on the ethnic population of the area where he was supposed to come from, and the "shroud of Turan". You people are all weak minded sheep who just herd together to follow a book that was written by man to control the population back then, and is archaic and outdated. Get a clue.
 
2011-07-16 11:26:21 AM
Apparently God gets less and less powerful. First he created the universe.. then made floods over an entire world, got smaller with parting singular seas.. now he is down to wetting sales receipts with images.
 
2011-07-16 11:27:20 AM
Thermal paper, how does it work?
 
2011-07-16 11:31:07 AM
Any face = Jesus

That darn God works in such mysterious ways. Glad he has time to do this while children die of aids.
 
2011-07-16 11:32:53 AM
Apparently I have something in my HOST file that is blocking that video, but as always, I enjoy the comments.
 
2011-07-16 11:33:09 AM
Definitely looks way more like Osama bin Laden than any contrived notion of what some random 1st century Palestinian Jew looked like. This makes sense because we know terrorist masterminds are condemned to live within Wal-Mart receipts, much like General Zod was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in the Phantom Zone.
 
2011-07-16 11:34:19 AM
That looks nothing at all like the guys who mow the lawns here.

Except maybe the bit about Walmart ;)
 
2011-07-16 11:36:12 AM
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2011-07-16 11:38:02 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok..beyond the obvious stupidity, nobody knows what Jesus looked like, or if he even existed, or just was a guy made up to fit a story made to control the pagan population from raping and pillaging and looting. So..it makes me laugh every time they find a picture on something and say "wow..this looks like jesus". How the fark do you know? Where you there? Did you meet him? See a picture of him that someone took? Or a painting? No, you are just going on some guys painting of what he THOUGHT jesus MIGHT look like. He had no clue either, he was just pulling a image out of his ass based on the ethnic population of the area where he was supposed to come from, and the "shroud of Turan". You people are all weak minded sheep who just herd together to follow a book that was written by man to control the population back then, and is archaic and outdated. Get a clue.


0/10
 
2011-07-16 11:38:11 AM
It's just a stain from the receipt checker that didn't wash their hands after they went to the bathroom.
 
2011-07-16 11:38:59 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Ok..beyond the obvious stupidity, nobody knows what Jesus looked like, or if he even existed, or just was a guy made up to fit a story made to control the pagan population from raping and pillaging and looting. So..it makes me laugh every time they find a picture on something and say "wow..this looks like jesus". How the fark do you know? Where you there? Did you meet him? See a picture of him that someone took? Or a painting? No, you are just going on some guys painting of what he THOUGHT jesus MIGHT look like. He had no clue either, he was just pulling a image out of his ass based on the ethnic population of the area where he was supposed to come from, and the "shroud of Turan". You people are all weak minded sheep who just herd together to follow a book that was written by man to control the population back then, and is archaic and outdated. Get a clue.


There were quite a few people and relics and reported miracles to back this up when all this Jesus business first went down almost 2000 years ago as well, not to mention the important philosophy and forward thinking brought about by Christianity in the midst of pagan Rome. So hey, its not like Jesus is the bad guy here. With a following like that, real or not, Jesus matters and in the Western world He can seem trivial to us only because the message is partly common place and partly corrupted by money grubbing telethon preachers.

But back in those bad old days miracles were a lot better, like an entire person showing up on a burial shroud instead of a tiny face on a receipt that is probably a marketing gimic. People rising from the dead, butcherous Roman tools becoming compassionate rebels on the side of Christ, Earthquakes freeing Popes from jail, things like that. Miracles of EPIC proportions.
 
2011-07-16 11:39:46 AM

stpauler: Looks more like:
[www.allserialkillers.com image 217x216]

Why does this always happen to white trash?


Because they are too stupid to know any better? Just a theory.
 
2011-07-16 11:39:48 AM
It should come as no surprise to you farkers that these people live 10 miles or so from Bob Jones University.
 
2011-07-16 11:40:13 AM
PAREIDOLIA - the imagined perception of a pattern or meaning where it does not actually exist, as in considering the moon to have human features.

EVERY PERSON SHOULD BE TAUGHT THIS BEFORE BEING TAUGHT RELIGION.
 
2011-07-16 11:42:02 AM
fark.. goddamn ads before videos. no one on the internet cares about your shiatty little business. stop waisting our time with your poorly produced local cable style ads.
 
2011-07-16 11:42:35 AM

skandalus: Man = Jesus
Woman = Mary

Woo doggy! I see Jaysus!

/I see Manson.
//I hope any maker of a universe would have better ways to make a point!


OTOH, maybe He just likes messing with your head.
 
2011-07-16 11:42:36 AM
www.torrentsland.com
 
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