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2011-07-16 08:37:53 AM  
Awesome track and now i know how to make pad thai to boot.

I'm ripping that to my ipod.
 
2011-07-16 09:27:02 AM  
That was long, but amusing as fark.
 
2011-07-16 10:54:00 AM  

Soumac: That was long, but amusing annoying as fark.


FTFY

I prefer these guys (new window)
 
2011-07-16 11:14:17 AM  
That was awesome.
 
2011-07-16 11:39:16 AM  
I was hoping it would be a black guy. That would have been interesting! But I couldn't watch the whole thing because of the voice. Annoying!
 
2011-07-16 12:10:49 PM  
Now add the saaaauce! The awesome pad thai saaaaauce!
 
2011-07-16 12:22:13 PM  
Where do I purchase the heat of Satan? And throw some rendered salt pork in that thing you pasty betch.
 
2011-07-16 12:29:30 PM  
Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.
 
2011-07-16 12:34:53 PM  
"Looks kind of like puke" LOL

Would love to see this guy on the next food network star that would be a blast.
 
2011-07-16 01:17:22 PM  
That was fully amusing! First punk now black metal.
 
2011-07-16 01:35:25 PM  
That was a pretty dreadful recipe for Pad Thai. I imagine it would be a sweet, gloopy mess.
Vinegar? Anything tamarind will do? Tomatoes? Everything boiled to death in a saucepan. Good God.
 
2011-07-16 01:47:58 PM  

whatshisname: That was a pretty dreadful recipe for Pad Thai. I imagine it would be a sweet, gloopy mess.
Vinegar? Anything tamarind will do? Tomatoes? Everything boiled to death in a saucepan. Good God.


pad thai is disgusting slop at the best of times. Yuck.
 
2011-07-16 01:48:21 PM  
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2011-07-16 02:08:09 PM  
Yeah, no. I don't think so biotch
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Epic Meal time is Epic
 
2011-07-16 04:25:31 PM  

Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.


^^this
 
2011-07-16 05:09:08 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.

^^this


That's why it's Black Metal. A friend and I, awake for over a day ( I was working, he was hanging out), came up with Vegan Death Metal band and song names. We expanded on this idea recently where the vegans and vegetarians are the monsters of vegetables, their 'vampires' so to speak.

I'm not vegan (but I eat herbivores... does that make me vegan by proxy? lol), and I'm not a fan of Black Metal so much, but this is actually durned hilarious (once one gets over the metal-emo look of the .... Pat.
 
2011-07-16 05:24:22 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.

^^this


^^^this
 
2011-07-16 06:12:18 PM  
Best reposted cooking show evah!
 
2011-07-16 06:30:49 PM  
This video got a few redlights from me. Glad to finally see someone get it greened. He made the front page of the style section on the Washington Post. It's a pretty funny article (new window)
 
2011-07-16 06:37:07 PM  

Sphen: Keyser_Soze_Death: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.

^^this

^^^this


^^^this
 
2011-07-16 06:41:10 PM  

Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.

Yeah. Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Ken Owen, Kevin Ridley, and Martin Walkyier are total posers. There are others, like Kirk Hammett and possibly Bill Ward and Geezer Butler.

/Ok, some of those are vegetarians and not total vegans, but still.
 
2011-07-16 07:46:24 PM  
I totally thought it was gonna be about cookies.



/Disappoint.
 
2011-07-16 08:29:46 PM  

CZMisfitsFan: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.
Yeah. Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Ken Owen, Kevin Ridley, and Martin Walkyier are total posers. There are others, like Kirk Hammett and possibly Bill Ward and Geezer Butler.

/Ok, some of those are vegetarians and not total vegans, but still.


Best. Vegetarians. Ever. (new window; possibly NSFW picture?)
 
2011-07-16 09:01:36 PM  

HighZoolander: CZMisfitsFan: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.
Yeah. Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Ken Owen, Kevin Ridley, and Martin Walkyier are total posers. There are others, like Kirk Hammett and possibly Bill Ward and Geezer Butler.

/Ok, some of those are vegetarians and not total vegans, but still.

Best. Vegetarians. Ever. (new window; possibly NSFW picture?)


No, that honor goes to Carcass (new window)
 
kin
2011-07-16 09:21:16 PM  

HighZoolander: CZMisfitsFan: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.
Yeah. Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Ken Owen, Kevin Ridley, and Martin Walkyier are total posers. There are others, like Kirk Hammett and possibly Bill Ward and Geezer Butler.

/Ok, some of those are vegetarians and not total vegans, but still.

Best. Vegetarians. Ever. (new window; possibly NSFW picture?)


I'd say that's pretty disturbing, even if not NSFW...
 
2011-07-16 11:02:58 PM  

farkingismybusiness: HighZoolander: CZMisfitsFan: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.
Yeah. Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Ken Owen, Kevin Ridley, and Martin Walkyier are total posers. There are others, like Kirk Hammett and possibly Bill Ward and Geezer Butler.

/Ok, some of those are vegetarians and not total vegans, but still.

Best. Vegetarians. Ever. (new window; possibly NSFW picture?)

No, that honor goes to Carcass (new window)


good point, but I'd still give props to Cattle Decapitation for the cover artwork - it just makes me happy to see it :)
 
2011-07-16 11:14:20 PM  

kin: HighZoolander: CZMisfitsFan: Saborlas: Vegan is not metal. Vegan can never be metal. Vegans are posers by definition.
Yeah. Jeff Walker, Bill Steer, Ken Owen, Kevin Ridley, and Martin Walkyier are total posers. There are others, like Kirk Hammett and possibly Bill Ward and Geezer Butler.

/Ok, some of those are vegetarians and not total vegans, but still.

Best. Vegetarians. Ever. (new window; possibly NSFW picture?)

I'd say that's pretty disturbing, even if not NSFW...


Pretty tame on the disturbing scale, actually.

DO NOT FOLLOW the following link - it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, lunch, sanity, decency, or good taste.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/13858/Top-25-Most-Disgusting-Album-Cove r s-(NSFW).html

They are truly disgusting, and vomit inducing. Even Pat Boone. Do not click the link if you have a weak stomach, or any shred of humanity left to you.

/I can't even link it
//I'm off to throw up now
 
2011-07-16 11:41:44 PM  
My Drunk Kitchen
 
2011-07-17 12:03:24 AM  

ThisNameSux: My Drunk Kitchen


^ THIS. So much more entertaining, doesn't drag on nearly as long, and Hannah Hart is freakin' adorable (even though she plays for the other team).

Here's a great example of her cute drunkenness. (new window)

/Parkour to you!
 
kin
2011-07-17 01:41:16 AM  
I like My Drunk Kitchen, but I wasn't aware I had to pick one or the other. ಠ_ಠ
 
2011-07-17 12:17:23 PM  
Weak sauce.

/someone had to do it.
 
2011-07-17 01:48:03 PM  

whatshisname: That was a pretty dreadful recipe for Pad Thai. I imagine it would be a sweet, gloopy mess.
Vinegar? Anything tamarind will do? Tomatoes? Everything boiled to death in a saucepan. Good God.


This. I have a few pad thai recipes and they're NOTHING like this...this...I don't even know what you'd call it.

/although I do use rice vinegar
//and tamarind paste
 
2011-07-18 03:26:01 PM  
Black Metal Cookies still works for me. Short and to the point. The vegan chef video drug out a bit too long.

Black Metal Cookies (new window)
 
2011-07-18 06:55:10 PM  
What do you mean Booze aint food? I'd Rather Chop off my Ding Dong than Admit Booze Aint food!
 
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