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(MSNBC)   Jenny On The Block   (today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 64
    More: Obvious, Jennifer Lopez, Simon Fuller, Emme, Hollywood Walk of Fame, CBS Films, American Idol, Randy Jackson, People magazine  
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2011-07-16 04:20:24 AM  
www.mediabistro.com
 
2011-07-16 06:59:49 AM  
That tends to happen when the wife is a far bigger star.
 
2011-07-16 07:06:19 AM  

borg: [www.mediabistro.com image 571x800]


That reminds me off when my students print pictures off the internet to post on trifolds but they don't understand that you can't just blowup a thumbnail and make it presentable. What I'm saying is good job at picking the best picture possible for your joke. You blow.
 
2011-07-16 07:25:00 AM  
She was way out of his league.

I had them in my celebrity divorce draft.
 
2011-07-16 07:26:02 AM  
Mark always did have marriage issues


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-07-16 07:29:00 AM  

borg: [www.mediabistro.com image 571x800]


Who is that ugly jackass and what does he have in common with Kelly Brook?
 
2011-07-16 07:32:59 AM  
Obligatory

mylbd.ru
 
2011-07-16 07:34:57 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

That said, she's a moron if she really complained that "Italian men were ogling her like she was an ice cream." WTF would she expect buying puppies like those?
 
2011-07-16 07:40:38 AM  

hasty ambush: Obligatory

[mylbd.ru image 450x701]


juicy.mashkulture.net
 
2011-07-16 07:44:39 AM  
DAT ASS.

/poor Dragon Tales twins
 
2011-07-16 08:12:19 AM  
Who would have that that a marriage with an incredibly spoiled and arrogant biatch would end badly?
 
2011-07-16 08:24:05 AM  
Line forms um idunno somewhere
 
2011-07-16 08:51:21 AM  

Shadowknight: Who would have that that a marriage with an incredibly spoiled and arrogant biatch would end badly?


And then Jennifer Lopez is a whole different story!
 
2011-07-16 09:56:05 AM  

hasty ambush: Obligatory

[mylbd.ru image 450x701]


Mmmmm,mmmm,mmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmmmm!

That said,I wouldn't put a ring on it for all the tea in China. The waves of relentless diva-itis she radiates just....isn't...worth...it.
 
2011-07-16 09:59:10 AM  
Dibs.
 
2011-07-16 10:32:29 AM  
Damn, I had her in my betting pool only making it two weeks...
 
2011-07-16 10:41:57 AM  

Shadowknight: Who would have that that a marriage with an incredibly spoiled and arrogant biatch would end badly?


So quick with your biatchy bullshiat ya can't even get a sentence out right
 
2011-07-16 10:49:17 AM  
Jenny on the block?

Is she being sold into slavery or are they beheading her?

/Can't be bothered to RTFA and find out.
 
2011-07-16 10:49:25 AM  

Apos: hasty ambush: Obligatory

[mylbd.ru image 450x701]

Mmmmm,mmmm,mmmmm,mmmmm,mmmmmmm!


Once there was this girl who wouldn't go an change with the girls in the change room and when they finally made her they found birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it they'd always just been there.
 
2011-07-16 11:05:50 AM  

quatchi: Jenny on the block?

Is she being sold into slavery or are they beheading her?

/Can't be bothered to RTFA and find out.


More like Jenny does the whole block.

/I'm surprised she stayed with Marc Anthony as long as she did.
//Seven years is a farkin record for her.
 
2011-07-16 11:08:06 AM  
Someone needs to make a graph indicating how hot a chick is, versus how farking crazy she is, with the correlation being how likely subby is to wanting to screw her, a la the Demetri Martin gag.
 
2011-07-16 11:27:32 AM  
Man. How can he leave that behind?
 
2011-07-16 11:45:32 AM  
Stuck up, demanding, high maintenance biatch can't keep a man? This is my shocked face:

tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-16 12:02:14 PM  
Jenny On The Block

www.dnjournal.com

"And what am I bid for this stuck up, demanding, high maintenance biatch that can't keep a man?"

"Please understand this is no reserve... bidding starts at five..."
 
2011-07-16 12:02:59 PM  
Ben, don't even think about it.
 
2011-07-16 12:11:54 PM  
images.wikia.com

Run Marc, Run!
 
2011-07-16 12:28:20 PM  
I know its terrible to say, but if she was just smacked across the face a few times, she could be a really good wife. She just hasn't met her match yet. Alpha female needs an alpha male and Marc Anthony was not it.
 
2011-07-16 01:18:26 PM  

dougfm: Stuck up, demanding, high maintenance biatch can't keep a man? This is my shocked face:

[tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com image 291x330]


Yeah, I've read some things on those entertainment websites where she be a real PIA with all of her demands. I once read everything in her hotel and dressing rooms have to be all white.
 
2011-07-16 02:01:10 PM  
Maybe I can finally get that curbjob.
 
2011-07-16 02:13:07 PM  

luckybastard: I know its terrible to say, but if she was just smacked across the face a few times, she could be a really good wife. She just hasn't met her match yet. Alpha female needs an alpha male and Marc Anthony was not it.


Sorry about the shiat you saw growing up but the rumors on the gossip boards were that he was hitting her. Didn't seem to work. Other rumors include they were both functional coke addicts, he looks like a piece of beef jerky so maybe that one is true too.
 
2011-07-16 03:20:30 PM  
I don't know how anyone could spend 7 seconds with that piece of Bronx trash, never mind 7 years.
 
2011-07-16 03:26:25 PM  
He should have seen this coming as soon as she had success on American Idol. This is her third divorce and every one of her husbands as soon as she had some success and passed them on the success ladder she left them and moved up to another man that could help boost her higher up. Ben Affleck came to his senses and sent her packing and Puff Daddy knew better to even consider marring her.
 
2011-07-16 04:05:34 PM  
Was it her dinner plate-sized nipples that drove him away?
 
2011-07-16 04:09:54 PM  

shayB: She was way out of his league.

I had them in my celebrity divorce draft.


Um...he was married to a Miss Universe before getting entangled with J-Lo.

Say what you want but they guy's a player.
 
2011-07-16 04:13:57 PM  
He left this to go play possum with J-Lo:

www.buddytv.com



BTW, Marc and J-Lo know each other from their salads days in the Bronx, it's very likely they've been farking for the better part of the last 20 years.
 
2011-07-16 04:16:27 PM  
First of all, I think Marc-Anthony is HOT! 2nd, she left Puff daddy after the shooting thing.. not the other way around.

//I am so incredibly lame
 
2011-07-16 04:30:40 PM  

Alphax: That tends to happen when the wife is a far bigger star.


And in a cult.
 
2011-07-16 05:54:13 PM  

dougfm: Stuck up, demanding, high maintenance biatch can't keep a man? This is my shocked face:

[tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com image 291x330]


Some might argue that Mark Anthony does not meet the requirements to be called a man. A male perhaps but not a man.
 
2011-07-16 07:33:48 PM  

dougfm: Stuck up, demanding, high maintenance biatch can't keep a man? This is my shocked face:

[tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com image 291x330]


+1 Sir: I have been here, on and off, all day. that was the BEST remark today
 
2011-07-16 07:36:32 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Alphax: That tends to happen when the wife is a far bigger star.

And in a cult.


Ok, you have my attention: please explain.
 
2011-07-16 07:43:14 PM  
Who are these people?
 
2011-07-16 08:13:19 PM  

A_Glass_Of_Pink: GreatGlavinsGhost: Alphax: That tends to happen when the wife is a far bigger star.

And in a cult.

Ok, you have my attention: please explain.


I can help here. Word has it she's in the Co$.

Like I really believe her BFF is really Leah Remini. On second thought they're both insufferably high maintenance, so maybe yeah.

But they're both sill Scientologists.
 
2011-07-16 08:28:55 PM  
Alpha female needs an alpha male and Marc Anthony was not it.

Sometimes alpha female ends up old and alone in an apartment one day.
 
2011-07-16 08:37:40 PM  

catzies: A_Glass_Of_Pink: GreatGlavinsGhost: Alphax: That tends to happen when the wife is a far bigger star.

And in a cult.

Ok, you have my attention: please explain.

I can help here. Word has it she's in the Co$.

Like I really believe her BFF is really Leah Remini. On second thought they're both insufferably high maintenance, so maybe yeah.

But they're both sill Scientologists.


So because some biatch on the Internet says it, it must be true.
 
2011-07-16 08:45:02 PM  
Jennifer Lopez single again?
img10.imageshack.us
 
2011-07-16 08:46:12 PM  

rocky_howard: He left this to go play possum with J-Lo:

[www.buddytv.com image 293x400]



BTW, Marc and J-Lo know each other from their salads days in the Bronx, it's very likely they've been farking for the better part of the last 20 years.


Crickey, our marketing student looks just like the picture of the girl you posted.
 
2011-07-16 09:05:45 PM  
Hello. My name is Mrs. Marc Anthony. I like tacos and burritos. Don't be fooled by all my money, I still like to eat tacos honey.
 
2011-07-16 09:49:02 PM  

SnakeMan: catzies: A_Glass_Of_Pink: GreatGlavinsGhost: Alphax: That tends to happen when the wife is a far bigger star.

And in a cult.

Ok, you have my attention: please explain.

I can help here. Word has it she's in the Co$.

Like I really believe her BFF is really Leah Remini. On second thought they're both insufferably high maintenance, so maybe yeah.

But they're both sill Scientologists.

So because some biatch on the Internet says it, it must be true.


Lots of biatches. It's teh internets after all.

Happy now, Scientology defender?
 
2011-07-16 09:58:33 PM  
Hey, if I weren't married already...I'd give it a shot with her.

/certainly not low standard
 
2011-07-16 10:32:32 PM  

bel4sucks: So quick with your biatchy bullshiat ya can't even get a sentence out right


How so? Seems grammatically sound. As far as the point I was making: I can't speak for him, but Lopez has been, by any and all accounts, an insufferable biatch when not in front of a camera. People are beneath her, and she does them a favor by giving them audience.
 
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