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FishyFred

2011-07-16 04:57:37 AM

No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...

Walker

2011-07-16 05:24:25 AM

Ender's

2011-07-16 05:26:30 AM

FishyFred: No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...

Tell me you don't know who these people are, then...

Don't have unsexy teeth, but I can at least see the appeal.

EvilEgg

2011-07-16 06:34:18 AM

They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

jake_lex

2011-07-16 07:18:03 AM

EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

He's doing a pretty damn good job as the leading man on "Boardwalk Empire".

dmc001

2011-07-16 07:26:38 AM

jake_lex: EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

He's doing a pretty damn good job as the leading man on "Boardwalk Empire".

My thoughts exactly.

shayB

2011-07-16 07:27:08 AM

FishyFred: No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...

I think Freddie was probably the top anyway so I doubt it's relevant.

Or I guess he could've often that way from biting so many pillows.

Either way I love him. He could do no wrong in my eyes.

shayB

2011-07-16 07:28:22 AM

shayB: FishyFred: No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...

I think Freddie was probably the top anyway so I doubt it's relevant.

Or I guess he could've often that way from biting so many pillows.

Either way I love him. He could do no wrong in my eyes.

Gotten

Gotten that way

/iPhone autocorrect this AM

quatchi

2011-07-16 07:34:50 AM

/The funny looking one?.

gunga galunga

2011-07-16 07:35:46 AM

EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

Just ask Jennifer Grey. Except it was her nose she got "fixed".

Sarcastica75

2011-07-16 07:50:24 AM

Uh, that's reetahrded.

NicoFinn

2011-07-16 07:53:22 AM

I'm not a fan of the gap on Paquin, but that could just be because I'm not a fan of Paquin. Maybe if she could act, I'd forgive the teeth.

It's kinda like the way I never really noticed Freddie's gargantuan overbite because I was too busy being amazed by his voice.

skinink

2011-07-16 07:54:53 AM

And I don't know why Jewel's snaggletooth is made fun of so much. It's not that bad.

Shadowknight

2011-07-16 08:09:48 AM

I love Anna Paquin's. That little gap is damn cute to me. The least of Buscemi's problems regarding his looks are his teeth, but it works for him and I've loved almost everything I've seen him in.

swahnhennessy

2011-07-16 08:14:25 AM

I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

Nurglitch

2011-07-16 08:14:42 AM

Yarp.

FredaDeStilleto

2011-07-16 08:26:01 AM

swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

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fearmongert

2011-07-16 08:47:47 AM

FredaDeStilleto: swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

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Third Day Mark

2011-07-16 09:01:47 AM

Matthew Broderick! Why are you standing next to that transvestite donkey witch?

/Buscemi doesn't have to do a farking thing he doesn't want to. Including fixing his shark chompers.

alwaysjaded

2011-07-16 09:06:06 AM

I never noticed any of these things until someone pointed them out to me (except Steve). My reaction? "So what. You're telling me you wouldn't take a ride in the space shuttle if there was a ding in the door?" What the hell did the authors of these stupid gossip rags do before they got the gig? Dig through peoples garbage cans looking for bird cages?

KwameKilstrawberry

2011-07-16 09:06:56 AM

Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys. Saw his episode on "Who Do You Think You Are" and who doesn't love a guy that still volunteers for his local fire department and treats his mother so well?

Lee Marvin fell in the 'ugly but sexy' category as well.

Heron

2011-07-16 09:31:52 AM

There's nothing wrong with Buscemi or Paquin's teeth. The author of this article is as bad as those "cosmetic dentistry" quacks who try to convince you it's desperately vital that you pay them hundreds of dollars to fill every gap wider than 3 nanometers, and bleach your teeth every time you come in for a cleaning.

GoodHomer

2011-07-16 09:37:42 AM

LatamaCoricama

2011-07-16 09:38:54 AM

Freddie Mercury didn't fix his teeth because he was afraid it would affect his singing.

Heard that in an interview on NPR with someone that wrote a book about him.

StrikitRich

2011-07-16 09:53:50 AM

Bon Scott was proud of his fixed teeth.

stuhayes2010

2011-07-16 09:59:19 AM

Talent outshining imperfections?

jackandwater

2011-07-16 10:00:10 AM

gunga galunga: EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

Just ask Jennifer Grey. Except it was her nose she got "fixed".

Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

JonZoidberg

2011-07-16 10:02:05 AM

Came to see if anyone had mentioned Jennifer Grey yet, leaving satisfied.

Moonraper

2011-07-16 10:03:34 AM

jackandwater: Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

She got a nose job. Worst decision of her life, I'd say.

www.latestbeauty.com

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2011-07-16 10:17:43 AM

Moonraper: jackandwater: Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

She got a nose job. Worst decision of her life, I'd say.

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To me, and to most other people, it looks like a total face transplant.

Who gives a shiat what Freddie Mercury's teeth looked like? The man was a demigod.

As for Steve Buscemi's chompers, calling those things pearly whites is super generous.

FeedTheCollapse

2011-07-16 10:19:33 AM

so... no Anna Paquin with Buscemi eyes? This thread does not deliver.

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Englebert Slaptyback

2011-07-16 10:21:09 AM

"Messed-up teeth are so sexy"

Sexy? Maybe, maybe not.

Striking, distinctive, or unusual? Yes.

jackandwater

2011-07-16 10:21:17 AM

Moonraper: jackandwater: Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

She got a nose job. Worst decision of her life, I'd say.

[www.latestbeauty.com image 493x370]

Hmm. I conceed to your statement. Googled Jennifer Grey car accident, didn't say much about the accident as far as injuries to her and Matthew Broderick go.

coco ebert

2011-07-16 10:21:24 AM

/so purty

Mentat

2011-07-16 10:31:23 AM

Christina Perri. That is all.

Sarcastica75

2011-07-16 10:39:42 AM

coco ebert: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x882]

/so purty

there's that.

and then there are folks who look like they are sporting Big Bubba teeth.

If your smile looks like banged up piano keys, chances are...

NOT HOT.

awfulperson

2011-07-16 10:40:56 AM

FeedTheCollapse: so... no Anna Paquin with Buscemi eyes? This thread does not deliver.

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GAHHHHHHHHHH

See My Az Go

2011-07-16 10:46:41 AM

KwameKilstrawberry: Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys.

Weird....I thought I was the only one who felt this way. My husband was concerned when I put Steve on my "list".

khhsdude

2011-07-16 10:52:30 AM

Eve Myles?

cryinoutloud

2011-07-16 10:53:51 AM

KwameKilstrawberry: Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys. Saw his episode on "Who Do You Think You Are" and who doesn't love a guy that still volunteers for his local fire department and treats his mother so well?
Lee Marvin fell in the 'ugly but sexy' category as well.

Likewise, although Lee Marvin didn't do it for me. "Ugly but sexy" list: Willem Dafoe, Lyle Lovett, Alan Rickman...there's more, can't think of them right now. They all have nice voices. I think that's what does it for me.

And yeah, Freddy Mercury wouldn't get his teeth fixed because he was afraid it would affect his voice.

jake_lex

2011-07-16 10:56:57 AM

cryinoutloud: KwameKilstrawberry: Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys. Saw his episode on "Who Do You Think You Are" and who doesn't love a guy that still volunteers for his local fire department and treats his mother so well?
Lee Marvin fell in the 'ugly but sexy' category as well.

Likewise, although Lee Marvin didn't do it for me. "Ugly but sexy" list: Willem Dafoe, Lyle Lovett, Alan Rickman...there's more, can't think of them right now. They all have nice voices. I think that's what does it for me.

And yeah, Freddy Mercury wouldn't get his teeth fixed because he was afraid it would affect his voice.

Well, also, the fact that Freddy Mercury got his overbite from having extra teeth, so the way to fix it would basically be extracting those teeth, and then breaking his jaw to physically reposition the teeth left over. It woudn't just be a set of Invisalign braces. We're talking very serious, very invasive surgery.

indarwinsshadow

2011-07-16 10:58:47 AM

Mjolnir1964

2011-07-16 11:00:36 AM

Hai guyz....wha's goin' on in this thread?

Sarcastica75

2011-07-16 11:06:42 AM

No one wants to stick their penis in a toothy bear trap. Well, unless you're that one scumbag trying to prove he's not gay by f*cking anything biologically female that will have him... but mostly... toothy bear traps. Almost as bad as vagina dentata.

I am not a Limivore

2011-07-16 11:14:13 AM

Mjolnir1964: [www.whatpoll.com image 290x315]

Hai guyz....wha's goin' on in this thread?

It's about damn time someone posted that. Thanks.

dougfm

2011-07-16 11:15:19 AM