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(Yahoo) Strange Why Steve Buscemi, Anna Paquin and others refuse to "fix" their teeth. "Messed-up teeth are so sexy"   (awards.tv.yahoo.com) divider line 135
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2011-07-16 04:57:37 AM
No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...
 
2011-07-16 05:24:25 AM
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2011-07-16 05:26:30 AM
FishyFred: No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...


Tell me you don't know who these people are, then...

Don't have unsexy teeth, but I can at least see the appeal.
 
2011-07-16 06:34:18 AM
They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.
 
2011-07-16 07:18:03 AM
EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

He's doing a pretty damn good job as the leading man on "Boardwalk Empire".
 
2011-07-16 07:26:38 AM
jake_lex: EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

He's doing a pretty damn good job as the leading man on "Boardwalk Empire".


My thoughts exactly.
 
2011-07-16 07:27:08 AM
FishyFred: No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...


I think Freddie was probably the top anyway so I doubt it's relevant.

Or I guess he could've often that way from biting so many pillows.

Either way I love him. He could do no wrong in my eyes.
 
2011-07-16 07:28:22 AM
shayB: FishyFred: No. No they are not. Even Freddie Mercury's overbite wasn't sexy.

/his voice, though...

I think Freddie was probably the top anyway so I doubt it's relevant.

Or I guess he could've often that way from biting so many pillows.

Either way I love him. He could do no wrong in my eyes.


Gotten

Gotten that way

/iPhone autocorrect this AM
 
2011-07-16 07:34:50 AM
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/The funny looking one?.
 
2011-07-16 07:35:46 AM
EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

Just ask Jennifer Grey. Except it was her nose she got "fixed".
 
2011-07-16 07:50:24 AM
Uh, that's reetahrded.
 
2011-07-16 07:53:22 AM
I'm not a fan of the gap on Paquin, but that could just be because I'm not a fan of Paquin. Maybe if she could act, I'd forgive the teeth.

It's kinda like the way I never really noticed Freddie's gargantuan overbite because I was too busy being amazed by his voice.
 
2011-07-16 07:54:53 AM
jake_lex: EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

He's doing a pretty damn good job as the leading man on "Boardwalk Empire".


Steve is also good in "Tree's Lounge" as the lead actor.


And I don't know why Jewel's snaggletooth is made fun of so much. It's not that bad.

 
2011-07-16 08:09:48 AM
I love Anna Paquin's. That little gap is damn cute to me. The least of Buscemi's problems regarding his looks are his teeth, but it works for him and I've loved almost everything I've seen him in.
 
2011-07-16 08:14:25 AM
I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.
 
2011-07-16 08:14:42 AM
Yarp.
 
2011-07-16 08:26:01 AM
swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

www.anorak.co.uk

www.virginmedia.com

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sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-16 08:47:47 AM
FredaDeStilleto: swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

[www.anorak.co.uk image 600x450]

[www.virginmedia.com image 400x350]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com image 450x350]


I hate to use simple internet terms...but,
WIN!
 
2011-07-16 09:01:47 AM
Matthew Broderick! Why are you standing next to that transvestite donkey witch?

/Buscemi doesn't have to do a farking thing he doesn't want to. Including fixing his shark chompers.
 
2011-07-16 09:06:06 AM
I never noticed any of these things until someone pointed them out to me (except Steve). My reaction? "So what. You're telling me you wouldn't take a ride in the space shuttle if there was a ding in the door?" What the hell did the authors of these stupid gossip rags do before they got the gig? Dig through peoples garbage cans looking for bird cages?

i881.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-16 09:06:56 AM
Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys. Saw his episode on "Who Do You Think You Are" and who doesn't love a guy that still volunteers for his local fire department and treats his mother so well?

Lee Marvin fell in the 'ugly but sexy' category as well.
 
2011-07-16 09:31:52 AM
There's nothing wrong with Buscemi or Paquin's teeth. The author of this article is as bad as those "cosmetic dentistry" quacks who try to convince you it's desperately vital that you pay them hundreds of dollars to fill every gap wider than 3 nanometers, and bleach your teeth every time you come in for a cleaning.
 
2011-07-16 09:37:42 AM
FredaDeStilleto: swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

[www.anorak.co.uk image 600x450]

[www.virginmedia.com image 400x350]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

[sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com image 450x350]


Beautifully set up!

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2011-07-16 09:38:54 AM
Freddie Mercury didn't fix his teeth because he was afraid it would affect his singing.

Heard that in an interview on NPR with someone that wrote a book about him.
 
2011-07-16 09:53:50 AM
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Bon Scott was proud of his fixed teeth.
 
2011-07-16 09:59:19 AM
Talent outshining imperfections?
 
2011-07-16 10:00:10 AM
gunga galunga: EvilEgg: They don't fix them because it has become part of their look and their look gets them jobs. In Steve's case, he doesn't get jobs playing the leading man, but he gets lots of jobs playing the weird dude. That pays the bills.

Just ask Jennifer Grey. Except it was her nose she got "fixed".


Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?
 
2011-07-16 10:02:05 AM
Came to see if anyone had mentioned Jennifer Grey yet, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-07-16 10:03:34 AM
jackandwater: Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

She got a nose job. Worst decision of her life, I'd say.

www.latestbeauty.com
 
2011-07-16 10:17:43 AM
Moonraper: jackandwater: Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

She got a nose job. Worst decision of her life, I'd say.

[www.latestbeauty.com image 493x370]


To me, and to most other people, it looks like a total face transplant.

Who gives a shiat what Freddie Mercury's teeth looked like? The man was a demigod.

As for Steve Buscemi's chompers, calling those things pearly whites is super generous.
 
2011-07-16 10:19:33 AM
so... no Anna Paquin with Buscemi eyes? This thread does not deliver.


media1.break.com
 
2011-07-16 10:21:09 AM

"Messed-up teeth are so sexy"


Sexy? Maybe, maybe not.

Striking, distinctive, or unusual? Yes.
 
2011-07-16 10:21:17 AM
Moonraper: jackandwater: Haven't finished the comments yet so if this is a repeat, sorry. But wasn't Jennifer Grey in a bad automobile accident? And that is why she looks a little different?

She got a nose job. Worst decision of her life, I'd say.

[www.latestbeauty.com image 493x370]


Hmm. I conceed to your statement. Googled Jennifer Grey car accident, didn't say much about the accident as far as injuries to her and Matthew Broderick go.
 
2011-07-16 10:21:24 AM
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/so purty
 
2011-07-16 10:31:23 AM
Christina Perri. That is all.
 
2011-07-16 10:39:42 AM
coco ebert: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x882]

/so purty


there's that.

and then there are folks who look like they are sporting Big Bubba teeth.

If your smile looks like banged up piano keys, chances are...

NOT HOT.
 
2011-07-16 10:40:56 AM
FeedTheCollapse: so... no Anna Paquin with Buscemi eyes? This thread does not deliver.


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GAHHHHHHHHHH
 
2011-07-16 10:46:41 AM
KwameKilstrawberry: Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys.

Weird....I thought I was the only one who felt this way. My husband was concerned when I put Steve on my "list".
 
2011-07-16 10:52:30 AM
Eve Myles?
 
2011-07-16 10:53:51 AM
KwameKilstrawberry: Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys. Saw his episode on "Who Do You Think You Are" and who doesn't love a guy that still volunteers for his local fire department and treats his mother so well?
Lee Marvin fell in the 'ugly but sexy' category as well.


Likewise, although Lee Marvin didn't do it for me. "Ugly but sexy" list: Willem Dafoe, Lyle Lovett, Alan Rickman...there's more, can't think of them right now. They all have nice voices. I think that's what does it for me.

And yeah, Freddy Mercury wouldn't get his teeth fixed because he was afraid it would affect his voice.
 
2011-07-16 10:56:57 AM
cryinoutloud: KwameKilstrawberry: Steve Buscemi is one of my 'so ugly, he's sexy' guys. Saw his episode on "Who Do You Think You Are" and who doesn't love a guy that still volunteers for his local fire department and treats his mother so well?
Lee Marvin fell in the 'ugly but sexy' category as well.

Likewise, although Lee Marvin didn't do it for me. "Ugly but sexy" list: Willem Dafoe, Lyle Lovett, Alan Rickman...there's more, can't think of them right now. They all have nice voices. I think that's what does it for me.

And yeah, Freddy Mercury wouldn't get his teeth fixed because he was afraid it would affect his voice.


Well, also, the fact that Freddy Mercury got his overbite from having extra teeth, so the way to fix it would basically be extracting those teeth, and then breaking his jaw to physically reposition the teeth left over. It woudn't just be a set of Invisalign braces. We're talking very serious, very invasive surgery.
 
2011-07-16 10:58:47 AM
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2011-07-16 11:00:36 AM
www.whatpoll.com


Hai guyz....wha's goin' on in this thread?
 
2011-07-16 11:06:42 AM
No one wants to stick their penis in a toothy bear trap. Well, unless you're that one scumbag trying to prove he's not gay by f*cking anything biologically female that will have him... but mostly... toothy bear traps. Almost as bad as vagina dentata.
 
2011-07-16 11:14:13 AM
Mjolnir1964: [www.whatpoll.com image 290x315]


Hai guyz....wha's goin' on in this thread?


It's about damn time someone posted that. Thanks.
 
2011-07-16 11:15:19 AM
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The last time he was on the Late Late Show, I noticed he had nice new straight white choppers.
 
2011-07-16 11:17:36 AM
FredaDeStilleto: swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

www.anorak.co.uk



byflutter.com
 
2011-07-16 11:21:13 AM
FredaDeStilleto: swahnhennessy: I like teeth with some character. The uniform, gleaming white squares of most celebrities is just freakish to me. That said, there is a limit to that character that I myself am passing as I get older.

Nice follow-through. It played well, scrolling down on my phone.
 
2011-07-16 11:38:54 AM
"Buscemi isn't the only one who has refused to correct his pearly whites."

Pearly whites? Looks like he has a mouthful of candy corn.
 
2011-07-16 11:56:48 AM
Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 402x600]


My God, I can see the universe...
 
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