Pardon my ignorance, but I would think being locked in a small room with criminals might be the LAST place one would want to be on hard stimulants. Mood elevators maybe...but uppers?

Idiot.

croesius: Pardon my ignorance, but I would think being locked in a small room with criminals might be the LAST place one would want to be on hard stimulants. Mood elevators maybe...but uppers?

Addiction is addiction. You do it in jail because you're in jail. (For doing it in the first place.)

Jesus wouldn't have taken the Roman's crap if he had been all f*cked up on meth.

Just sayin'

Live just south of where this happened. Welcome to Southern Indiana, meth capital of the world!

From book of myth to book of meth.

/I keed

meth of the masses?

Her meth wasn't blue.

Genju: From book of myth to book of meth.

/I keed

Denial of observable reality is not normal.
But on myth it is.

violentsalvation: The Book of Meth 28:19

"Thou shalt give up thy hygiene and surrender thy teeth to your Lord almighty, Rufus the pusher, for he too is high. The faithful shalt scratch their face into rivers of blood chasing imaginary locusts, for death is upon thythee. "

that was almost perfect...

/FTFY

Methhew
Mark
Luke
John

Smeds: Live just south of where this happened. Welcome to Southern Indiana, meth capital of the world!

come on down to where the wind comes right behind the rain
(every night my honeylamb and i watch some tweaker defecating near their hiway embankment home. i'll take pics if need be (for proof, mind you)).

(nested parentheses ftw!)

I found the previous article's headline pretty funny:

Beware Of Men Who Call Salons And Ask Female Employees If They "Have An Opening"

If you post in a meth-thread you're a meth-head.

A Letter from Paul to the Methians:

"5:16: And lo, I say unto you, that your crystal be yellow and wet, for if it white and dry as desert snow, you have been fooled by the Pharisees; they cheat and they lie and they step upon your goods with great vigor."

The gospel of Haggard?

One time I accidentally bumped into a meth head at the mall. I've been addicted ever since.

Smeds: Live just south of where this happened. Welcome to Southern Indiana, meth capital of the world!

Me too. And my mom's side of the family shares your last name... Are you around seymour, or crothersville by chance?

Maybe she's a Meth-o-dist.

Not impressed:

Adopt a high way...of life.

farkin' rednecks.

keep it klassy Indiana

You are doing it wrong.

I want my three year sentence to seem like 30 years.

Damn amateurs. Inmates want heroin.

/Black tar can be ironed so flat it can be the darkside of a postcard.

violentsalvation: The Book of Meth 28:19

"Thou shalt give up thy hygiene and surrender thy teeth to your Lord almighty, Rufus the pusher, for he too is high. The faithful shalt scratch their face into rivers of blood chasing imaginary locusts, for death is upon thy. "

Damn, now I want to read the other 27 chapters.

Oh. I thought it was the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke...and DUCK!

/sorry for the slight misunderstanding...

For a heartless bastard who loves the misfortune of others, her picture sure makes me sad. She's like a loyal dog being punished for being loyal. Or something.

lennavan: Her meth wasn't blue.

I cannot WAIT until Sunday.

Hassan Ben Sobr: Maybe she's a Meth-o-dist.

We have a WINNAR!!!

/+1 Internets

Aren't you supposed to soak the pages with a meth solution and then they smoke it?

/I bet that binding work was a pain in the ass.

In 1965, Owsley saturated a Bible with LSD and smuggled it into the jail where the Berkeley rioters were being kept.

The cops had several hundred stoned freaks on their hands, it was quite a show.

Cashew:

Gesundheit.

Now I want before and after pic of Jesus on Meth. One were he's all bright and shiny and the other after he's been on meth for six months. Oh I'm going to hell. But that's okay I'm into the whole BSDM thing.

ras django: Smeds: Live just south of where this happened. Welcome to Southern Indiana, meth capital of the world!

come on down to where the wind comes right behind the rain
(every night my honeylamb and i watch some tweaker defecating near their hiway embankment home. i'll take pics if need be (for proof, mind you)).

(nested parentheses ftw!)

I believe I will take your word for that one!

monte the cynic: Smeds: Live just south of where this happened. Welcome to Southern Indiana, meth capital of the world!

Me too. And my mom's side of the family shares your last name... Are you around seymour, or crothersville by chance?

Straight southwest of Seymour, in Salem.

You two arent in Southern Indiana Im from Cannelton.
Thats meth capital of the world.
Benton MO is supposedly the true capital.

♫♪
I wonder who wrote the Book of Meth
♪♫

A little known b-side.

Though my first thought about a "Book of Meth" would be 365 pages with a picture on each. The first page would be of an individual before meth, second page would be the first day of heavy meth use, so on and son on until ending with the last page being after a year of daily use. (could be substituted with cadaver picture)

A certain group not thought to be Christian by many other Christians have a "Book of Ether". Always wondered what that was about.