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(Some Guy)   ♫I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner....that is what I really want to be♪   (chickasha.kfor.com) divider line 88
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2011-07-15 05:08:39 AM
img001.lazygirls.info

Sorry, I thought you said Dina Meyer.

/I'd show her my weiner. With mustard.
 
2011-07-15 05:14:51 AM
The guy's last name is "Raper" and you didn't work that into your headline, submitter?
 
2011-07-15 07:10:06 AM
Classic "I shouldn't laugh but I did" headline. Well done.
 
2011-07-15 10:14:51 AM
In before John Goodman's pic is posted.
 
2011-07-15 10:15:24 AM
No wonder Bar S hotdogs sell for 99 cents instead of the $3.00+ for O.M.
 
2011-07-15 10:15:58 AM

Bathia_Mapes: The guy's last name is "Raper" and you didn't work that into your headline, submitter?


I'm not sure it wasn't suicide, for that reason alone.
 
2011-07-15 10:16:35 AM

catmandu: No wonder Bar S hotdogs sell for 99 cents instead of the $3.00+ for O.M.


The "S" stands for Soylentgreen
 
2011-07-15 10:16:45 AM
Sinclaired?
 
2011-07-15 10:17:43 AM
Fail SUBBY

lyrics are: i wish i were an oscar mayer wiener that is what i'd truly like to be.
 
2011-07-15 10:18:35 AM
He was a raper... so, no big deal?
 
2011-07-15 10:20:31 AM
...Just...really...
"Crzzt..Next Stop...Hell"
 
2011-07-15 10:22:09 AM
Oh man. I've often thought that death by meat grinder would be one of the most frightening, gruesome deaths imaginable. I can only say that I hope he went quickly.

It would almost be worse for his coworkers. Could you imagine watching that happen? Bleh. No breakfast for me today :-(
 
2011-07-15 10:23:39 AM
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener...

..and just lay around the house all day

img339.imageshack.us
 
2011-07-15 10:24:29 AM

It would almost be worse for his coworkers. Could you imagine watching that happen? Bleh. No breakfast for me today :-(

Quit lollygagging and restart the line. Sausage will be extra special good today.
 
2011-07-15 10:26:33 AM

Honest Bender: I can only say that I hope he went quickly.


===
"He slipped and went into the machine. He was still conscious at the time," Ferris said. "So I can imagine the agony he was in, and he lost both of his legs in this accident."
Ferris says it took about two hours to free Raper, but the trauma was just too much.
===

Apparently not. Ugh.
 
2011-07-15 10:26:39 AM
He can get 50% off on the casket, though.
 
2011-07-15 10:27:48 AM
So, do they leave the grinders on when they clean them or something?
 
2011-07-15 10:28:07 AM

DjangoStonereaver:
Sorry, I thought you said Dina Meyer.

/I'd show her my weiner. With mustard.


Now I wanna watch Starship Troopers
 
2011-07-15 10:29:40 AM
In your supermarket, now.

www.forthemommas.com
 
2011-07-15 10:30:30 AM

vudukungfu: He can get 50% off on the casket casing, though.


FTFY
 
2011-07-15 10:30:48 AM
his promising life came to an abrupt end.

Really? The 26 year old with 4 kids that works in a hotdog factory cleaning the machines?

"He slipped and went into the machine. He was still conscious at the time," Ferris said. "So I can imagine the agony he was in, and he lost both of his legs in this accident."

Really? You can Imagine the agony of having your limbs shredded to pieces by industrial equipment?



/Really?
 
2011-07-15 10:31:39 AM
Holy crap. The dude fell into a meat grinder. That is an EPIC death. Painful, gruesome, but pretty unique.

Mr Raper, I applaud you for your epic end. I may never look at a sausage again the same way.
 
2011-07-15 10:31:46 AM

Honest Bender: Oh man. I've often thought that death by meat grinder would be one of the most frightening, gruesome deaths imaginable. I can only say that I hope he went quickly.


You didn't read it carefully enough. It took two hours to get him out. He went into the machine and lost both legs on Tuesday. He died Wednesday.
 
2011-07-15 10:32:02 AM

Another Government Employee: In your supermarket, now.

[www.forthemommas.com image 215x215]


The S stands for Soylent.
 
2011-07-15 10:34:32 AM
Ugh, this is already a sausagefest.
 
2011-07-15 10:35:47 AM
I guess they better put...

www.thetoque.com

Blood sausage on the menu.

YEAHH!
 
2011-07-15 10:35:55 AM
Sudden bumper crop of franks?
 
2011-07-15 10:36:29 AM
I think less of myself for laughing at that
 
2011-07-15 10:39:38 AM
at the Columbia Sc Shakespeare fishing line plant a man caught his arm in the threader and he wound up dead, and to make a long story short, when they cut the machine off he was half way down the line.
true story
no open casket funeral for him
 
2011-07-15 10:41:09 AM
He just turned 26...and he has 4 kids?

Maybe he jumped in.
 
2011-07-15 10:42:08 AM
Article headline: Sausage factory worker killed in meat grinder

Next stop....

i78.photobucket.com

/Don't stop bel
 
2011-07-15 10:43:03 AM
www.thetoque.com

There's been a death at the Bar-S factory?
Some one fell in to the grinder?
Puts on glasses....
Hot dog.
 
2011-07-15 10:44:55 AM
i283.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-15 10:45:13 AM
www.thetoque.com

You say someone fell in to the grinder at the Bar-S factory?
He was ambitious, promising young man?
Puts on glasses....
Well, I guess he wanted to make something of himself
 
2011-07-15 10:48:28 AM
Yeah, same thing happened to a guy I worked with who got caught sticking his penis in the sausage slicer.

He got fired.

Oh...the sausage slicer?

She got fired, too.
 
2011-07-15 10:48:53 AM
 
2011-07-15 10:49:55 AM
26 year old with 4 kids and about to be married. I willing to guess his death was just a faster version of his life.

/No kids but a live in mother in law. The blades are just more dull and rusty.
 
2011-07-15 10:51:09 AM

indarwinsshadow: He just turned 26...and he has 4 kids?

Maybe he jumped in.


THE WINNAAAAAAAHHH!!!
 
2011-07-15 10:54:23 AM
Came for the Star Spangled Baloney (new window)
 
2011-07-15 10:54:36 AM
Old Carson joke and then I'll get back to work:

Two managers from the local brewery went to the O'Malley's house and told Mrs. O'Malley "There was a terrible incident at the brewery today. Your husband fell in to a 500 gallon vat of beer and drowned." Mrs. O'Malley asked "Was it an accident?"

Carson then went on the Letterman Show and finished "We don't think so. He got out twice to go to the bathroom."
 
2011-07-15 10:54:39 AM

Nasty_McFilth: So, do they leave the grinders on when they clean them or something?


My thoughts exactly. That's a check to insure the breakers are off yourself kinda job.
 
2011-07-15 10:54:47 AM

nmiguy: Holy crap. The dude fell into a meat grinder. That is an EPIC death. Painful, gruesome, but pretty unique.

Mr Raper, I applaud you for your epic end. I may never look at a sausage again the same way.


No wurst way to go, I imagine.
 
2011-07-15 10:56:03 AM
I keep thinking how hard could it be to design such machines so accidents like that can't happen?
 
2011-07-15 11:01:00 AM

jfarkinB: vudukungfu: He can get 50% off on the casket casing, though.

FTFY


Just. farking. Marvellous. Bravo, really.
 
2011-07-15 11:01:14 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I keep thinking how hard could it be to design such machines so accidents like that can't happen?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-07-15 11:01:19 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I keep thinking how hard could it be to design such machines so accidents like that can't happen?


Not that hard but it may cost money, and they don't like that.
 
2011-07-15 11:03:02 AM
I get a shivers down my spine just thinking about it. There are a lot of ways to die, but by meat grinder never occurred to me.
 
2011-07-15 11:06:33 AM
Back in my day, a man's last name signified his profession.

/reads article

He had it coming.
 
2011-07-15 11:11:08 AM
Callous: Nasty_McFilth: So, do they leave the grinders on when they clean them or something?

My thoughts exactly. That's a check to insure the breakers are off yourself kinda job.


TRUE DAT.

/It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters!
 
2011-07-15 11:12:04 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I keep thinking how hard could it be to design such machines so accidents like that can't happen?


Perhaps a policy of not cleaning the machines while they are running would be an effective stop-gap while redesigning/repairing the safety features that should've have been in place to comply with OSHA standards.
 
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