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(Daily Mail)   Helen Mirren, in nothing but the Union Jack. God save the Queen, indeed   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2011-07-14 02:49:22 PM
So she's wearing more than usual?
 
2011-07-14 03:24:42 PM

Alphax: So she's wearing more than usual?


*Clicks*

Yep. Pity, that.

Also, FTA: "Last year, she beat off competition from 25-year-old Megan Fox to win the publication's Sexiest Woman Alive competition."

I'm surprised there was even a contest, there. "Sexy" is about WAY more than just appearances...Even though she's got Megan Fox beat there, too.
 
2011-07-14 03:53:54 PM
Brits may feel differently about these things, but in the U.S., using the nation's flag as an article of clothing may be considered a wee bit disrespectful. Of course, that doesn't mean it's never done here . . .
 
2011-07-14 04:17:52 PM
Yes, please.
 
2011-07-14 04:30:58 PM
i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-07-14 04:32:19 PM
Unfortunately God did not save Queen...

www.panicposters.com
 
2011-07-14 04:35:12 PM
You've been drinking your whiskey from Kentucky.
 
2011-07-14 04:38:57 PM
That women has seen more penis than me looking at my own crotch.

/why yes, I'd give her a creampie with zero consequences................
 
2011-07-14 04:45:22 PM

HotSalsaZoot: That women has seen more penis than me looking at my own crotch.

/why yes, I'd give her a creampie with zero consequences................


Who want's to hear about my STD from the Silent Film Era?
 
2011-07-14 04:47:06 PM

max_pooper: Unfortunately God did not save Queen...

Freddie Mercury Pic


Over in six!
 
2011-07-14 04:47:21 PM

bighasbeen: HotSalsaZoot: That women has seen more penis than me looking at my own crotch.

/why yes, I'd give her a creampie with zero consequences................

Who want's to hear about my STD from the Silent Film Era?


That chick's p*ssy smelled like the Great Depression!

/Should've worn a condom
 
2011-07-14 04:49:35 PM

scottydoesntknow: That chick's p*ssy smelled like the Great Depression!


There's a "dust bowl" joke in there somewhere.
 
2011-07-14 04:50:36 PM
I think helen Mirren is awesome, but her crotch probably smells like estrogen cream. Seriously, you geeks need to let go of this one. Or examine your relationships with your mothers with a keen eye.
 
2011-07-14 04:51:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: bighasbeen: HotSalsaZoot: That women has seen more penis than me looking at my own crotch.

/why yes, I'd give her a creampie with zero consequences................

Who want's to hear about my STD from the Silent Film Era?

That chick's p*ssy smelled like the Great Depression!

/Should've worn a condom


She didn't invent the blow job, but she did invent the finger-in-the-ass during the blow job.
 
2011-07-14 04:59:58 PM
busted up old bag of bones
 
2011-07-14 05:06:23 PM
bighasbeen:

She didn't invent the blow job, but she did invent the finger-in-the-ass during the blow job.

Thought that was my sister, the walking herpes blister. Maybe not.

/I have smelt the past, it smells like stale coffee and bleach. The stench of dust rotted my nostril hairs. I knew then, all was right with the world.
 
2011-07-14 05:07:20 PM

Hack Patooey: You've been drinking your whiskey from Kentucky.


That's because it's where the only whiskey worth drinking is made...

/Sorry, you started it!
//And I'd hit that...
 
2011-07-14 05:16:59 PM

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Last year, she beat off competition from 25-year-old Megan Fox to win the publication's Sexiest Woman Alive competition."

I'm surprised there was even a contest, there. "Sexy" is about WAY more than just appearances...Even though she's got Megan Fox beat there, too.



?!!!???!?!??!!!

It's nice to fluff a graceful, older actress's ego, but please tone down the hyperbole.

img2.timeinc.net

versus

images.nymag.com



And I agree with you that "sexy" means a lot more than looks. But even if personality/talent is weighted at 80% and looks at 20%, I'm still taking Megan.

Helen Mirren is a charming actress who looks remarkably photogenic for her age. But let's quit pretending she's a sex symbol. That goes for subby, Esquire and the Daily Mail, too.
 
2011-07-14 05:17:24 PM
www.massivemusicstore.com

Apparently, this country makes really big, really patriotic snuggies.
 
2011-07-14 05:19:24 PM

Cyberluddite


Brits may feel differently about these things, but in the U.S., using the nation's flag as an article of clothing may be considered a wee bit disrespectful. Of course, that doesn't mean it's never done here . . .


The only people I see doing that are the types who consider themselves "Real 'Mer'cans", thus ironically giving it a somewhat ironic irony.
 
2011-07-14 05:21:19 PM
What a gorgeous Dame she is.
 
2011-07-14 05:27:43 PM
Brains, enthusiasm and skill count.
Dame Helen has Ms. ToeThumbs beat on all counts.
 
2011-07-14 05:28:32 PM
ROWRS.

xxx
 
2011-07-14 05:29:52 PM
FTA: "Last year, she beat off competition from 25-year-old Megan Fox to win the publication's Sexiest Woman Alive competition."

That's one way to change votes.
 
2011-07-14 05:40:58 PM
Helen's still hot.
 
2011-07-14 05:42:03 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I think helen Mirren is awesome, but her crotch probably smells like estrogen cream. Seriously, you geeks need to let go of this one. Or examine your relationships with your mothers with a keen eye.


Newsflash, sparky: Older people like to fark, too. Yes, older women can be intensely sexual beings, and that's just fine.
 
2011-07-14 06:02:48 PM
To all the haters, let me recommend The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

/Most of you bozoes have been programmed to think of sexuality as something for the young. Sad.
 
2011-07-14 06:03:04 PM

Eddie Hazel's E string: MaxxLarge:
It's nice to fluff a graceful, older actress's ego, but please tone down the hyperbole.

And I agree with you that "sexy" means a lot more than looks. But even if personality/talent is weighted at 80% and looks at 20%, I'm still taking Megan.

Helen Mirren is a charming actress who looks remarkably photogenic for her age. But let's quit pretending she's a sex symbol. That goes for subby, Esquire and the Daily Mail, too.


never underestimate the value of an incredible breakfast the next morning. Megan Fox doesnt know how to spell the word, let alone make one. Helen Mirren can bake my biscuits any day she pleases.

/i dont get it either, but im goin with that euphemism
 
2011-07-14 06:08:33 PM

PepperFreak: TheDumbBlonde: I think helen Mirren is awesome, but her crotch probably smells like estrogen cream. Seriously, you geeks need to let go of this one. Or examine your relationships with your mothers with a keen eye.

Newsflash, sparky: Older people like to fark, too. Yes, older women can be intensely sexual beings, and that's just fine.


check out that profile pic. she doesnt look like she takes long strolls down beaches during a nice Summer's Eve. just sayin.
 
2011-07-14 06:15:28 PM
Have her sponge bathed, get her to prepare some yummy cookies, and bring her to my chamber with the afghan she just knitted.
 
2011-07-14 06:20:37 PM
ok stop. just stop. she's good looking for a senior citizen. No you would not tap that over an 18 year old with DD's that are exactly where they need to be and the urge to experiment.
 
2011-07-14 06:22:00 PM
Taylor Hackford must die!
 
2011-07-14 06:25:45 PM
Oh, and it's a Union Flag. The Jack is only for ships.
 
2011-07-14 06:28:51 PM
sup, silver fox?
 
2011-07-14 06:32:24 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: ok stop. just stop. she's good looking for a senior citizen. No you would not tap that over an 18 year old with DD's that are exactly where they need to be and the urge to experiment.


People like to have this debate. It shows their weaknesses: acting as if it's an "either-or" question, not "and".
 
2011-07-14 06:37:55 PM

NateAsbestos: Representative of the unwashed masses: ok stop. just stop. she's good looking for a senior citizen. No you would not tap that over an 18 year old with DD's that are exactly where they need to be and the urge to experiment.

People like to have this debate. It shows their weaknesses: acting as if it's an "either-or" question, not "and".


i'm a realist. i recognize that 'neither' is the larger determinant in my chances there.
 
2011-07-14 06:46:43 PM
I still owe her for Excalibur.
 
2011-07-14 06:48:46 PM
Listen to the director's commentary on Excalibur...apparently some real life behind the struggle of Morgana and Merlin
 
2011-07-14 07:04:46 PM
Would destroy her after febreezing her.
 
2011-07-14 07:37:04 PM

Cyberluddite: Brits may feel differently about these things, but in the U.S., using the nation's flag as an article of clothing may be considered a wee bit disrespectful. Of course, that doesn't mean it's never done here . . .


Amanda Tapping disagrees:

troutunderground.com
 
2011-07-14 07:41:31 PM
And yes, I'd do unspeakable things to Amanda Tapping and kill you all if I could be with her.
 
2011-07-14 07:42:08 PM
I get the for her age point, but come on... at some point you're just old and no longer hot
 
2011-07-14 07:56:49 PM

rocky_howard: Cyberluddite: Brits may feel differently about these things, but in the U.S., using the nation's flag as an article of clothing may be considered a wee bit disrespectful. Of course, that doesn't mean it's never done here . . .

Amanda Tapping disagrees:

[troutunderground.com image 580x714]


0_o

Hnnnnnnng! Sweet baby, she has some lovely patriotisms!
 
2011-07-14 08:32:14 PM
You have a loose hair, hellcat.
 
2011-07-14 08:42:31 PM

oldebayer: To all the haters, let me recommend The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

/Most of you bozoes have been programmed to think of sexuality as something for the young. Sad.


Helen Mirren is an attractive older woman, but you do realize that The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover came out over 20 years ago, right?
 
2011-07-14 09:12:00 PM
I'd like to Union her Jack.
 
2011-07-14 09:31:39 PM
What is it with Fark? I've been here for quite a while, but...

Some fat redhead has big tits and she becomes a cultural-icon. Then some old English lass has big tits which probably hit her knees like door knockers when she walks, and this is amazing as well.

Good God you poor morons; stop beating-off to fat, big-titted women. I understand that the good majority of you probably never got a hand-job until you bought the 300-pounder in your 10th grade class a double-lunch, but give me a break.
 
2011-07-14 10:04:51 PM

fatalvenom: What is it with Fark? I've been here for quite a while, but...

Some fat redhead has big tits and she becomes a cultural-icon. Then some old English lass has big tits which probably hit her knees like door knockers when she walks, and this is amazing as well.

Good God you poor morons; stop beating-off to fat, big-titted women. I understand that the good majority of you probably never got a hand-job until you bought the 300-pounder in your 10th grade class a double-lunch, but give me a break.


8/10. Nicely provocative.
 
2011-07-14 10:10:24 PM

fatalvenom: What is it with Fark? I've been here for quite a while, but...

Some fat redhead has big tits and she becomes a cultural-icon. Then some old English lass has big tits which probably hit her knees like door knockers when she walks, and this is amazing as well.

Good God you poor morons; stop beating-off to fat, big-titted women. I understand that the good majority of you probably never got a hand-job until you bought the 300-pounder in your 10th grade class a double-lunch, but give me a break.


You would pork her just to say you did. Nobody turns down star poon.

/nobody on Fark gets offered it either
 
2011-07-14 10:11:57 PM

Eddie Hazel's E string: MaxxLarge: FTA: "Last year, she beat off competition from 25-year-old Megan Fox to win the publication's Sexiest Woman Alive competition."

I'm surprised there was even a contest, there. "Sexy" is about WAY more than just appearances...Even though she's got Megan Fox beat there, too.


?!!!???!?!??!!!

It's nice to fluff a graceful, older actress's ego, but please tone down the hyperbole.

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

versus

[images.nymag.com image 250x375]



And I agree with you that "sexy" means a lot more than looks. But even if personality/talent is weighted at 80% and looks at 20%, I'm still taking Megan.

Helen Mirren is a charming actress who looks remarkably photogenic for her age. But let's quit pretending she's a sex symbol. That goes for subby, Esquire and the Daily Mail, too.


Let's see... a graceful, elegant woman with some wrinkles vs a vapid toe-thumbed flavor of the moment with crappy tattoos. Lemme think about that for a second.

Ok, done thinking. Not that either of us have a chance with either one, but you can have Fox.
 
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