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2011-07-15 10:52:29 PM  

Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!


Yeah, but "forward virgule" just doesn't roll off the tongue, I can see why we went with "slash". That, and virgule is practically French, so, fark that.

/Freedom Slash
//Amerkuh! Fark yeah!
 
2011-07-15 10:57:09 PM  

Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!


Huh huh huh...

You said "spread"...

/shut up, Beavis
 
2011-07-15 11:02:16 PM  
darkscout:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

The last line needs to read "with a wishlist item"

Who can Photoshop that for me?
 
2011-07-15 11:03:30 PM  

DamnCheapMonkey: Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!

Yeah, but "forward virgule" just doesn't roll off the tongue, I can see why we went with "slash". That, and virgule is practically French, so, fark that.

/Freedom Slash
//Amerkuh! Fark yeah!


Coquette is French as well.
 
2011-07-15 11:06:17 PM  

whooter: Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!

Huh huh huh...

You said "spread"...

/shut up, Beavis


Yeah, I knew I left myself wide open for that one.

/shiat, I did it again
 
2011-07-15 11:17:00 PM  

Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!


"Virgule" is literally the French word for comma.

/Montrealer
//Bilingual
///Francophone family
////Dans cette phrase, j'utilise une virgule.
 
2011-07-15 11:21:44 PM  

KiltedBastich: Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!

"Virgule" is literally the French word for comma.

/Montrealer
//Bilingual
///Francophone family
////Dans cette phrase, j'utilise une virgule.

virgule
Also found in: Encyclopedia, Wikipedia 0.01 sec.
vir·gule (vûrgyl)
n. Printing
A diagonal mark ( / ) used especially to separate alternatives, as in and/or, to represent the word per, as in miles/hour, and to indicate the ends of verse lines printed continuously, as in Old King Cole/Was a merry old soul.

 
2011-07-15 11:25:56 PM  

Grables'Daughter: KiltedBastich: Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!

"Virgule" is literally the French word for comma.

/Montrealer
//Bilingual
///Francophone family
////Dans cette phrase, j'utilise une virgule.

virgule
Also found in: Encyclopedia, Wikipedia 0.01 sec.
vir·gule (vûrgyl)
n. Printing
A diagonal mark ( / ) used especially to separate alternatives, as in and/or, to represent the word per, as in miles/hour, and to indicate the ends of verse lines printed continuously, as in Old King Cole/Was a merry old soul.


I wasn't contradicting you, ma'am. Merely commenting on the etymology of the word. Sorry if that was unclear. I thought the bilingual word play at the end of the post would make it obvious, apparently I was in error.

/technical writer in my day job
//appreciates precision of language
 
2011-07-15 11:26:05 PM  

Grables'Daughter: DamnCheapMonkey: Grables'Daughter:

See?

I spread knowledge to all!

Yeah, but "forward virgule" just doesn't roll off the tongue, I can see why we went with "slash". That, and virgule is practically French, so, fark that.

/Freedom Slash
//Amerkuh! Fark yeah!

Coquette is French as well.


*Looks up "coquette"*. Huh. I'm okay with this.
 
2011-07-15 11:26:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: whooter: Grables'Daughter: whooter: I will gladly accept BIE in the place of anyone that can't figure out how to get their E in their P...

/virgule
//I did not know that

See?

I spread knowledge to all!

Huh huh huh...

You said "spread"...

/shut up, Beavis

Yeah, I knew I left myself wide open for that one.

/shiat, I did it again


Now you're just being cheeky.
 
2011-07-16 12:48:20 AM  

Grables'Daughter: darkscout:

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 467x466]

The last line needs to read "with a wishlist item"

Who can Photoshop that for me?


Reciprocate, I don't think it means what you think it means.

reciprocal
1560s, from L. reciprocus "returning the same way, alternating," from pre-L. *reco-proco-, from *recus (from re- "back" + -cus, adjective formation) + *procus (from pro- "forward" + -cus, adjective formation).reciprocal

_______________________________________________

Now, to get nasty, on account of the incessant whining about a wishlist.

You may not want to ask for actual worth for the pics. It is Fark after all. Lucky you don't get ridden harder than you do as it is.

I'm also half tempted to just starting posting your pics.

You certainly remind me of the chick in high school that slept with just about anyone who would smile at her, only you're asking for spare change as well. I can see why people have a tendency to call you an Attention Whore, emphasis on whore.

I'm all for generous BIE with rules, but when the B distributor is merely "generous with intent of material gain", well, I wouldn't mind testing their tolerance of those rules. Respect is a two way street though, if you want to make money with your tits off of lonely men, do porn. Of course, I can see why maybe you'd make more of what you want begging for spare change on the internet though.
 
2011-07-16 03:02:21 AM  
gallery.photo.net

Looks like this thread is dead.
 
2011-07-16 07:39:08 AM  

omeganuepsilon:
Reciprocate, I don't think it means what you think it means.

reciprocal
1560s, from L. reciprocus "returning the same way, alternating," from pre-L. *reco-proco-, from *recus (from re- "back" + -cus, adjective formation) + *procus (from pro- "forward" + -cus, adjective formation).reciprocal


Which is why my WIE is prepped and ready. I just don't want to violate Rule 3.
 
2011-07-16 07:46:33 AM  
Here you go GD:
i56.tinypic.com

/EIP
 
2011-07-16 08:43:03 AM  

votephatt: Here you go GD:
[i56.tinypic.com image 467x466]

/EIP


Your email got returned to me as undeliverable...
 
2011-07-16 09:02:33 AM  

votephatt: Here you go GD:
[i56.tinypic.com image 467x466]

/EIP


You can't just go willy nilly changing Fark rules. What next changing the Motto from "It's not News".
 
2011-07-16 09:38:50 AM  

Grables'Daughter: votephatt: Here you go GD:
[i56.tinypic.com image 467x466]

/EIP

Your email got returned to me as undeliverable...


Crap, just set it up, and had wrong email. /FAIL
Fark old-timer, BIE Newbie :(

Darkscout: Douchie Retort: "History is Made by Those Who Break The Rules"
 
2011-07-16 11:08:55 AM  
From hot babysitter to BIE/EIP to French grammar. Can we fit anything else into this thread?
 
2011-07-16 11:33:56 AM  
That picture with the rules is some stupid [would be filtered] made up after the halcyon days of BIE, before people like LBJGD started literally whoring her pics out for wishlist items. There was originally just one rule: do not forward BIE without permission. The others might be nice guidelines, but they were not rules.

Now get off my lawn.
Or make with the tits, then get off my lawn.
 
2011-07-16 01:23:13 PM  
You'd think none of you guys have access to tits.

Hell... Half of you guys probably have tits.
 
2011-07-16 02:18:13 PM  

WilderKWight: You'd think none of you guys have access to tits.

Hell... Half of you guys probably have tits.


Yeah, but some of us now have blackmail AND tits.
 
2011-07-16 04:01:19 PM  

darkscout: WilderKWight: You'd think none of you guys have access to tits.

Hell... Half of you guys probably have tits.

Yeah, but some of us now have blackmail AND tits.


www.id-wall.com

images2.fanpop.com
 
2011-07-16 06:14:03 PM  

votephatt: Here you go GD:
[i56.tinypic.com image 467x466]

/EIP


as awesome as tits are, they just arent 'wishlist awesome' unless they are live and in person. i mean really, i have the internet.

/porn at the speed of business
 
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