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(WFSB)   But son, you're 14 years old. Do you really still need a babysitter?   (wfsb.com) divider line 774
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2011-07-14 02:23:27 PM
i would post pic from animal house where the girl flies through the boys bedroom window if i could. so just imagine it and laugh at my wit.
 
2011-07-14 02:23:30 PM
i92.photobucket.com

Really? This isn't here yet?
 
2011-07-14 02:23:48 PM
This thread needs more pictures of hot babysitters.
 
2011-07-14 02:24:12 PM
ACTUALL GIS RESULT FOR "Babysitter sexy"

buzzreport.net

/yes, really
 
2011-07-14 02:24:22 PM
No charges should be filed but Mom should at least get a refund. amiright?

Well, isn't this the same as a father who takes his son to a hooker to pop his cherry?

If it were my son, it would take all the strength in me to not high five him and break out the SP "Niiiiice" after I found out.

/Niiiiiiice
 
2011-07-14 02:24:28 PM
My kid's 15, anybody got her number? I'll hire her for him.
 
2011-07-14 02:24:40 PM

RedEmily: URAPNIS: RedEmily: Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Okay, so, I'll babysit you, you can babysit the girl in the article...

Would you would tuck me in?

*cough* spongebath *cough*

I prefer the shower.


That's all fine and dandy, but this is MY fantasy.
 
2011-07-14 02:25:07 PM
The problem with getting older is that even the girls you wouldnt have touched with a ten foot pole at 18 probably look awesome to you at 40. No strech marks, smooth skin, tight little bodies so that any babysitter looks hot. Maybe I'm just sick.
 
2011-07-14 02:25:07 PM

Liberally1337: No charges should be filed but Mom should at least get a refund. amiright?


Hell no she should pay more and the boy should sue his mom.
 
2011-07-14 02:25:12 PM

Richard Freckle: Yes.


Done in one it seems. Goddamn 14 year olds getting all the action.
 
2011-07-14 02:25:28 PM
She was charged on Tuesday with second-degree sexual assault, two counts of impairing the morals of a child, and permitting a minor to possess alcohol.

But she herself was 19....
 
2011-07-14 02:25:34 PM

RedEmily: Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Okay, so, I'll babysit you, you can babysit the girl in the article...

Would you would tuck me in?


i.ytimg.com
 
2011-07-14 02:25:47 PM
www.freecodesource.com
 
2011-07-14 02:25:53 PM
Oh and not bookmarking in case this turns into a sexy babysitter thread.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Never going to happen.
 
2011-07-14 02:25:58 PM

offacue: My kid's 15, anybody got her number? I'll hire her for him.


24601
 
2011-07-14 02:26:05 PM

offacue: My kid's 15, anybody got her number? I'll hire her for him.


Anything to keep stains off the couch, amirite?
 
2011-07-14 02:26:43 PM
t2.gstatic.com

They make scary movies that start off like that!



l.yimg.com

But they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.
 
2011-07-14 02:26:44 PM

Andrew Wiggin: miss diminutive: To his friends, this kid is now a living god. Way to go mom.

maybe she dumped him and he ratted her out.


Or turned him down and he got pissed.
 
2011-07-14 02:26:54 PM

UsikFark: "Oh, I can see you're only 14 years old, no I don't want your ID..."


...It ain't no capital crime.
 
2011-07-14 02:27:27 PM

mhall32: The problem with getting older is that even the girls you wouldnt have touched with a ten foot pole at 18 probably look awesome to you at 40. No strech marks, smooth skin, tight little bodies so that any babysitter looks hot. Maybe I'm just sick.


well they say jerking off excessively does do damage to your vision.

/I'm over here
 
2011-07-14 02:27:33 PM
They were probably found out by one of those nanny cameras/recorders.

/but Dad didn't tell Mom for 17 months for some reason.
 
2011-07-14 02:28:02 PM
www.babble.com
 
2011-07-14 02:28:37 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2011-07-14 02:28:38 PM
Mom was jealous the girl did a better job "baby sitting" than she did.
 
2011-07-14 02:28:41 PM
So the same kind of my mom who gets her 14 year old son a baby sitter is the same to call the cops when she realizes he got lucky.

sounds about right.

Way to go kid!
 
2011-07-14 02:28:54 PM
offacue: My kid's 15, anybody got her number?

yes but thanks for offering it anyways.
 
2011-07-14 02:29:07 PM
He needs to learn to keep his mouth shut more than he needs the babysitter. What a dumb fark. Who goes around telling their mom every time they get some ass?
 
2011-07-14 02:29:40 PM

offacue: My kid's 15, anybody got her number? I'll hire her for him.


867-5309.
 
2011-07-14 02:29:43 PM

stuhayes2010: Poor kid, going to need lot's of therapy after banging that baby sitter. Imagine the trama.


Que the hot therapist thread!
 
2011-07-14 02:30:09 PM

offacue: My kid's 15, anybody got her number? I'll hire her for him.


fast1.onesite.com
 
2011-07-14 02:31:52 PM
My son's 14. If that were his babysitter and the same thing happened, I'd slap him.

I mean his hand, held high over his head...prolly a chest bump, too.
 
2011-07-14 02:32:23 PM
bracamontes.files.wordpress.com

She must have answered this ad.
 
2011-07-14 02:32:53 PM

turdsandwich08: Oh and not bookmarking in case this turns into a sexy babysitter thread.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Never going to happen.


This is not a bookmark.
 
2011-07-14 02:33:08 PM

Grables'Daughter: [bracamontes.files.wordpress.com image 640x359]

She must have answered this ad.


$700 a week? Are they still hiring?
 
2011-07-14 02:33:17 PM

Al_Ed: My son's 14. If that were his babysitter and the same thing happened, I'd slap him.

I mean his hand, held high over his head...prolly a chest bump, too.


heehee
 
2011-07-14 02:33:24 PM
i243.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-14 02:33:38 PM

I had Snu Snu: Grables'Daughter: [bracamontes.files.wordpress.com image 640x359]

She must have answered this ad.

$700 a week? Are they still hiring?


That's what I noticed too. Daaaamn.
 
2011-07-14 02:33:52 PM

slashmonkey: stuhayes2010: Poor kid, going to need lot's of therapy after banging that baby sitter. Imagine the trama.

Que the hot therapist thread!


af11.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-14 02:33:59 PM
wfsb.images.worldnow.com
www.contactmusic.com

I'd fark her like i was 14 again!
 
2011-07-14 02:34:04 PM

Grables'Daughter: [bracamontes.files.wordpress.com image 640x359]

She must have answered this ad.



$700/week for a babysitter? I could see a Nanny, but a Babysitter?
 
2011-07-14 02:34:47 PM

Aidan: I had Snu Snu: Grables'Daughter: [bracamontes.files.wordpress.com image 640x359]

She must have answered this ad.

$700 a week? Are they still hiring?

That's what I noticed too. Daaaamn.


Well to be fair, she had to have sex with the kid A LOT to get that rate.
 
2011-07-14 02:35:23 PM
I could use a babysitter. Any volunteers?
 
2011-07-14 02:35:46 PM
When I was 14 (HS freshman), I dated three 18-year-olds (HS seniors). In all cases my parents knew about it and were fine with it.

Methinks mommie might need to take her titty out of the kid's mouth and put it back in daddy's where it belongs.
 
2011-07-14 02:35:47 PM

Grables'Daughter: Aidan: I had Snu Snu: Grables'Daughter: [bracamontes.files.wordpress.com image 640x359]

She must have answered this ad.

$700 a week? Are they still hiring?

That's what I noticed too. Daaaamn.

Well to be fair, she had to have sex with the kid A LOT to get that rate.


In this economy I'm not above that
 
2011-07-14 02:35:57 PM
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
 
2011-07-14 02:36:08 PM
She truly is history's greatest monster. Lock her up forever.

In my basement.
 
2011-07-14 02:36:09 PM
Lucky Bastard!
 
2011-07-14 02:36:48 PM
Wow! Holy c--p, I would so... I... uh...

DAMNIT!

*pounds fist*
 
2011-07-14 02:37:05 PM

mijion: Grables'Daughter: [bracamontes.files.wordpress.com image 640x359]

She must have answered this ad.


$700/week for a babysitter? I could see a Nanny, but a Babysitter?


Actually, yes.

But you have to be really, REALLY experienced.
 
2011-07-14 02:37:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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