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(WFSB)		But son, you're 14 years old. Do you really still need a babysitter? (wfsb.com)		774
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Richard Freckle		2011-07-14 12:54:04 PM

Yes.

ManateeGag		2011-07-14 01:05:04 PM

Richard Freckle: Yes.

THIS

Walker		2011-07-14 01:06:11 PM

"F*ck yeah I do....and get me another beer while you're up"
img.photobucket.com

Dead for Tax Reasons		2011-07-14 01:06:49 PM

mom always has to go and ruin the fun

cwick		2011-07-14 01:07:31 PM

Best.Babysitter.Ever.

HawgWild		2011-07-14 01:15:13 PM

Mom sounds jealous. She's just a hater ...

Teknowaffle		2011-07-14 01:20:27 PM

better looking than anything I could get at that age.

I am sure the poor kid is oh so victimized.

Gwendolyn		2011-07-14 01:27:39 PM

Way to cock block mom.

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 01:31:19 PM

Wow.

So many things wrong with this.

A sitter at 14 years old?

And a hot 19 year old?

Wow.

Diogenes		2011-07-14 01:35:39 PM

"...two counts of impairing the morals of a child..."

She let him watch Fox News?

The Onanist		2011-07-14 01:37:04 PM

FTFA: "Police said Loni Bouchard and the boy had a sexual relationship that was consensual and lasted half a year."

The fact that his door was locked for 6 months must have tipped off mom.

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 01:44:48 PM

Diogenes: "...two counts of impairing the morals of a child..."

She let him watch Fox News?

No, she let him use the computer to get on Fark.com.

NuttierThanEver		2011-07-14 01:50:50 PM

I would do things to her that would make Max Hardcore blush

Relatively Obscure		2011-07-14 01:55:17 PM

Yet more evidence for how lame my life has been.

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 02:02:42 PM

Relatively Obscure: Yet more evidence for how lame my life has been.

Oh, we didn't need any more evidence.

: )

RedEmily		2011-07-14 02:03:33 PM

14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

tricycleracer		2011-07-14 02:03:53 PM

RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Go on...

awalkingecho		2011-07-14 02:04:07 PM

Grables'Daughter: Wow.

So many things wrong with this.

A sitter at 14 years old?

And a hot 19 year old?

Wow.

Dunno about hot. But she's cute enough, for sure.

gtfan92		2011-07-14 02:04:17 PM

Gwendolyn: Way to cock block mom.

Haplo127x		2011-07-14 02:04:29 PM

That lad is going to grow up hating his mother.

skankboy		2011-07-14 02:04:40 PM

RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Tell us more!

JackieRabbit		2011-07-14 02:05:40 PM

I guess mom got suspicious when the spooge-soaked tissues stopped showing up under junior's pillow.

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 02:06:09 PM

Actually, it looks like the babysitter needs a babysitter.

Andrew Wiggin		2011-07-14 02:06:23 PM

Grables'Daughter: So many things wrong with this.

wrong? it all sounds very very right to me.

miss diminutive		2011-07-14 02:07:00 PM

To his friends, this kid is now a living god. Way to go mom.

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 02:07:16 PM

RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Okay, so, I'll babysit you, you can babysit the girl in the article...

turdsandwich08		2011-07-14 02:07:30 PM

two counts of impairing the morals of a child

Oh crap...the news media is in for a shiat storm.

(looks up before posting)

Damnit. I give up.

RatMaster999		2011-07-14 02:07:34 PM

Grables'Daughter: [wfsb.images.worldnow.com image 640x480]

Actually, it looks like the babysitter needs a babysitter.

I volunteer my...uh...services.

And by services, I mean penis.

ChiWhiteSox_56		2011-07-14 02:07:40 PM

I started babysitting when I was 12. Granted it was for the neighbors' kids so I could always call home if I needed to, but 14 years old? Weird.

vudukungfu		2011-07-14 02:07:52 PM

YES

Andrew Wiggin		2011-07-14 02:08:14 PM

miss diminutive: To his friends, this kid is now a living god. Way to go mom.

maybe she dumped him and he ratted her out.

I had Snu Snu		2011-07-14 02:08:15 PM

Grables'Daughter: Wow.

So many things wrong with this.

A sitter at 14 years old?

And a hot 19 year old?

Wow.

19 is legal bro, this isn't a morality contest

Phony_Soldier		2011-07-14 02:08:25 PM

Grables'Daughter: Wow.

So many things ~~wrong~~ right with this.

A sitter at 14 years old?

And a hot 19 year old?

Wow.

Apocalyptotryptophan		2011-07-14 02:08:45 PM

Andrew Wiggin: Grables'Daughter: So many things wrong with this.

wrong? it all sounds very very right to me.

goddammitsomuch!

Came here to say this

Dear Playboy, I never thought it would happen to me

MLWS		2011-07-14 02:08:49 PM

I'm pushing 40 and could use that kind of sitting....

slapmastered		2011-07-14 02:08:58 PM

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Okay, so, I'll babysit you, you can babysit the girl in the article...

That sounds like the start of a fun night in...

/Take pictures?

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 02:09:14 PM

RatMaster999: Grables'Daughter: [wfsb.images.worldnow.com image 640x480]

Actually, it looks like the babysitter needs a babysitter.

I volunteer my...uh...services.

And by services, I mean penis.

Don't beat around the bush, tell it like it is!

teylix		2011-07-14 02:09:23 PM

skankboy: RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Tell us more!

and then some.

Andrew Wiggin		2011-07-14 02:09:25 PM

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Okay, so, I'll babysit you, you can babysit the girl in the article...

start with the hot babysitter pics, i still can't post.

stuhayes2010		2011-07-14 02:09:45 PM

Poor kid, going to need lot's of therapy after banging that baby sitter. Imagine the trama.

HotSalsaZoot		2011-07-14 02:09:50 PM

I simply don't see the problem.
Hell, I'd do her. AND, she can call me Daddy.

/go make me a sandwich, biatch....
//hehe, the girls call me Mr.Pervy................

woodchucker		2011-07-14 02:10:09 PM

Where were these 19 year old babysitters when I was a teen?

Grables'Daughter		2011-07-14 02:10:12 PM

I had Snu Snu: Grables'Daughter: Wow.

So many things wrong with this.

A sitter at 14 years old?

And a hot 19 year old?

Wow.

19 is legal bro, this isn't a morality contest

Bro?

Bag of Hammers		2011-07-14 02:10:13 PM

FTFA: Charges were brought against Bouchard after the boy's mother learned about the relationship.

I'm guessing web cam vid or cell phone pics.

either way

*southpark niiiice* jpg

cbackous		2011-07-14 02:10:19 PM

This is why young boys need a strong father figure.

So he can keep the mother in check..

vudukungfu		2011-07-14 02:10:32 PM

Grables'Daughter: RedEmily: 14 yeal old needs a babysitter. I was a babysitter at 14.

Okay, so, I'll babysit you, you can babysit the girl in the article...

How about I babysite all three of you?

manofmanyhats		2011-07-14 02:11:04 PM

NuttierThanEver: I would do things to her that would make Max Hardcore blush

Thread over. Last one out turn out the lights and lock up.

A Fark Handle		2011-07-14 02:11:09 PM

i would be so mad at mom for ruining the fun...

crab66		2011-07-14 02:11:11 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker		2011-07-14 02:11:16 PM

Dude must have had skills if he kept her coming back for months. Hi five!

/gonna be fun for her to have to register now in the college dorm
//*knock knock* hi random room of guys on my floor, as mandated by the state I have to tell you I'm a level two sex offender...
///awesome, want a beer?

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