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(KRCRTV)   If you have FARK YOU tattooed on your forehead, trying to cash a stolen check might not be your biggest issue   (krcrtv.com) divider line 76
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2011-07-14 01:32:10 PM
But if it said "Total Fark You", that would be fine.
 
2011-07-14 01:32:32 PM
Yuck Fou!
 
2011-07-14 01:35:26 PM
Well, at least he told us what he really thinks.
 
2011-07-14 01:35:52 PM
I predict good quick and dirty photoshops in this thread.
 
2011-07-14 01:36:08 PM
There's another one that'll be costing the taxpayer as long as he is alive.
 
2011-07-14 01:36:18 PM
Really!
 
2011-07-14 01:36:22 PM
It's funny because he's not going to live past his thirties.
 
2011-07-14 01:37:56 PM
What, was "Poor impulse Control" already taken?
 
2011-07-14 01:38:37 PM
Well, that and having to see "UOY >IᑐUᖷ" in the mirror each morning.
 
2011-07-14 01:38:53 PM
Son I am disappoint.
 
2011-07-14 01:39:05 PM
That's some weapons grade stupid right there
 
2011-07-14 01:41:01 PM
How did it fall apart?! His plan was bulletproof!

The church's telephone number had been crossed out on the check and another one was written in its place.

Ohhhh....

/The check-cashing guy was totally profiling
//And profiling is wrong
 
2011-07-14 01:41:20 PM
Kill the mentally ill

It's funny because he's not going to live past his thirties.

Actually, I would be surprised if he makes it past his twenties. How does anyone become crazy enough to get a tattoo like that?
 
2011-07-14 01:42:17 PM
This is what you get when you tattoo your asian boyfriend's name onto you own forehead.
 
2011-07-14 01:43:36 PM
I wonder if there should be a waiver that people have to sign at the tattoo parlor before getting a tat above the neck. It just seems so short sighted of people, yeah I'm sure everyone knows someone that has tats all over their faces and they make way more money than me; but really it just seems like a true way of showing that you are unemployable. A waiver might just wake someone up to the fact that they are limiting their futures; i keep remembering the women I've seen covering their neck tats with scarves and such while applying for jobs. The guys usually just look like morons, but then I'm just a sheltered person, so what do I know?


/why yes I am watching you in my parking lot.
//If you stop moving I'm calling the cops.
///open-minded, but not stupid
 
2011-07-14 01:43:42 PM
Wonder what his TF handle is
 
2011-07-14 01:44:01 PM
Hard to imagine screwing one's life up so bad at such an early age. I predict a lot of hats in his future.
 
2011-07-14 01:44:02 PM
Sensitiveborderarea: Kill the mentally ill

It's funny because he's not going to live past his thirties.

Actually, I would be surprised if he makes it past his twenties. How does anyone become crazy enough to get a tattoo like that?


30 years old. That's 10 too many, 10 more than I wanted. Getting bichy. Relax. This won't hurt a bit.
 
2011-07-14 01:45:56 PM
Is that a picture of the perp or just a stock photo of a guy with 'fark you' on his forehead that the newspaper has lying around just for these occasions?
 
2011-07-14 01:48:02 PM
He will never have a job that pays taxes. In fact, he quite probably will cost money when you figure the prison time he's destined to do.

My hope is simple: please tell me he doesn't have a kid. Those genes do Not need to spread.
 
2011-07-14 01:51:20 PM
I don't have a tattoo, and don't understand the appeal, but tattoo artists must be the least judgement individuals on the planet. A guy walks into your shop and requests you permanently etch "fark You" on his forehead, and you say "no problem, sir", what font would you like?

How horrible would a tattoo have to be before an artist said something like "are you sure you want fark You on your forehead"?
 
2011-07-14 01:51:58 PM
Behold. The master race! -rolls eyes-
 
2011-07-14 01:52:22 PM
HeadKase: Wonder what his TF handle is

Who's on your ignore list?
 
2011-07-14 01:52:50 PM
You have to give him some credit, he did wear his best shirt.
 
2011-07-14 01:52:52 PM
Too_many_Brians: I wonder if there should be a waiver that people have to sign at the tattoo parlor before getting a tat above the neck.

I'd be willing to bet my house that this guy got his tattoo in prison, not in a tattoo parlor.
 
2011-07-14 01:53:24 PM
Kill the mentally ill: It's funny because he's not going to live past his thirties.

Hm. Interesting combination of handle, comment, and article you have there.
 
2011-07-14 01:54:15 PM
If neck tattoos tell the world you're unemployed, what do forehead tattoos say about you?
 
2011-07-14 01:54:42 PM
czei:
I don't have a tattoo, and don't understand the appeal, but tattoo artists must be the least judgement individuals on the planet. A guy walks into your shop and requests you permanently etch "fark You" on his forehead, and you say "no problem, sir", what font would you like?

I suppose there could be some level of satisfaction knowing just how much influence in this person's life you've just guaranteed yourself.
 
2011-07-14 01:57:32 PM
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2011-07-14 02:03:33 PM
LarryDan43: If neck tattoos tell the world you're unemployed, what do forehead tattoos say about you?

...that you're not unemployed and have a career: a perpetually incarcerated criminal.
 
2011-07-14 02:17:53 PM
Too_many_Brians: I wonder if there should be a waiver that people have to sign at the tattoo parlor before getting a tat above the neck. It just seems so short sighted of people, yeah I'm sure everyone knows someone that has tats all over their faces and they make way more money than me; but really it just seems like a true way of showing that you are unemployable. A waiver might just wake someone up to the fact that they are limiting their futures; i keep remembering the women I've seen covering their neck tats with scarves and such while applying for jobs. The guys usually just look like morons, but then I'm just a sheltered person, so what do I know?

I'm perfectly fine with having my crazies identifiable from distances greater than 30 feet, thankyou. There's not many situations in life so mutual as the ability for a nutjob to walk into an establishment and voluntarily brand themselves.
 
2011-07-14 02:26:04 PM
Too_many_Brians: I wonder if there should be a waiver that people have to sign at the tattoo parlor before getting a tat above the neck. It just seems so short sighted of people, yeah I'm sure everyone knows someone that has tats all over their faces and they make way more money than me; but really it just seems like a true way of showing that you are unemployable. A waiver might just wake someone up to the fact that they are limiting their futures; i keep remembering the women I've seen covering their neck tats with scarves and such while applying for jobs. The guys usually just look like morons, but then I'm just a sheltered person, so what do I know?


/why yes I am watching you in my parking lot.
//If you stop moving I'm calling the cops.
///open-minded, but not stupid


I have one tattoo (not in a visible place while I'm wearing work clothes) and the place where I got it done had a policy where you had to book the appointment at least a week out so that you had 7 days to think about what you were about to do. I'm not really on the tattoo scene, but I'm guessing that's a pretty rare policy.
 
2011-07-14 02:26:40 PM
His Mother must be so proud.
www.ugotbling.com
 
2011-07-14 02:27:09 PM
Talk about your job-stopper tattoos. I doubt he has the mental capacity for anything other than working at a fast food restaurant and now that's out the window too. Hey California Farkers, how does it feel to know your taxes are housing, feeding and clothing this guy for the next 40 years or so.
 
2011-07-14 02:33:28 PM
Looks like a model citizen to me.... He's church going as well. What's wrong with that.
 
2011-07-14 02:38:13 PM
numb3r5ev3n: What, was "Poor impulse Control" already taken?

Dude, it's people get hurt enough cribbing the style of 1%'s whose bikes register on police radar.

You really want to do it to a guy whose bike registers on a geiger counter?
 
2011-07-14 02:38:58 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Well, that and having to see "UOY >IᑐUᖷ" in the mirror each morning.

atleast he made it so other people could read it... or he might look like an idiot...
 
2011-07-14 02:46:13 PM
czei: A guy walks into your shop and requests you permanently etch "fark You" on his forehead, and you say "no problem, sir", what font would you like?

Heads is Fraktur, tails is Century Schoolbook L Italic. Both bold. 48 point.

How horrible would a tattoo have to be before an artist said something like "are you sure you want fark You on your forehead"?

Comic sans?
 
2011-07-14 02:47:55 PM
Pobody's Nerfect.
 
2011-07-14 02:49:08 PM
mortimer_ford:
I'm perfectly fine with having my crazies identifiable from distances greater than 30 feet, thankyou.


True crazies don't need tattoos to be identifiable. But you should worry about those nutjobs who can pass: they often go into politics.
 
2011-07-14 02:50:18 PM
What about "Have A Nice Day!"?
 
2011-07-14 02:53:18 PM
If you want to express your individuality, and think tattoos somehow help you achieve that goal, fine. I don't get it, but I don't need to.

On the other hand, the tattooed can hardly be surprised when they experience fallout from their pursuit of that goal.

Hell, I have an idiot friend who got a tattoo of Calvin (from the Watterson strip) on his arm with big, bloodshot eyes smoking a giant joint, and he's genuinely surprised that he's always hassled by cops.
 
2011-07-14 02:57:45 PM
czei: I don't have a tattoo, and don't understand the appeal, but tattoo artists must be the least judgement individuals on the planet. A guy walks into your shop and requests you permanently etch "fark You" on his forehead, and you say "no problem, sir", what font would you like?

How horrible would a tattoo have to be before an artist said something like "are you sure you want fark You on your forehead"?


There are such things as responsible tattoo artists. The guy I go to would often turn people away, especially those seeking face tattoos who had little/no tattoos to begin with.
 
2011-07-14 03:04:16 PM
His mugshot shows the prominent tattoo, which features a four-letter word starting with the letter "f."

Fish?
 
2011-07-14 03:06:45 PM
Aw, come on. Don't judge him too harshly. He's just a huge C-Lo fan.
 
2011-07-14 03:08:51 PM
Pretty soon that "YOU" is going to become "ME"
 
2011-07-14 03:12:06 PM
LarryDan43: If neck tattoos tell the world you're unemployed, what do forehead tattoos say about you?

That you are or once were a convict.
 
2011-07-14 03:13:43 PM
Luminaro: His mugshot shows the prominent tattoo, which features a four-letter word starting with the letter "f."

Fish?


i630.photobucket.com

Yes i know, sloppy, but at work all I have is MS Paint.
 
2011-07-14 03:15:41 PM
Lagrange: If you want to express your individuality, and think tattoos somehow help you achieve that goal, fine. I don't get it, but I don't need to.

On the other hand, the tattooed can hardly be surprised when they experience fallout from their pursuit of that goal.

Hell, I have an idiot friend who got a tattoo of Calvin (from the Watterson strip) on his arm with big, bloodshot eyes smoking a giant joint, and he's genuinely surprised that he's always hassled by cops.


Or the women who put a tattoo right above their cleavage, in effect putting a target there, and then are surprised that guys keep looking there.
 
2011-07-14 03:17:49 PM
david1963: mortimer_ford:
I'm perfectly fine with having my crazies identifiable from distances greater than 30 feet, thankyou.

True crazies don't need tattoos to be identifiable. But you should worry about those nutjobs who can pass: they often go into politics.


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