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(Sydney Morning Herald)   JP Morgan Chase to foreclose on R. Kelly's mortgage. What a pisser   (smh.com.au) divider line 16
    More: Asinine, R Kelly, love letters, Cook County Circuit Court, appraised value, Chicago metropolitan area  
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2011-07-13 12:50:10 AM
Strategic defaults really piss me off.
 
2011-07-13 12:50:44 AM
He wanted to pay, but couldn't make it to the bank because he was trapped in the drive-thru.
 
2011-07-13 12:58:06 AM
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2011-07-13 01:12:15 AM
He has substantial equity so the bank is probably in a hurry to foreclose. R Kelley could save himself a lot of money if he just sells the place quickly and pays off the loans. Actors and musicians seem to be really bad at managing their finances.

I have to chuckle whenever I hear of someone like him (a performer whose income can fluctuate wildly from year to year) taking out a large mortgage. Idiot.
 
2011-07-13 01:14:00 AM
Riley: Why R. Kelly huh? What did R. Kelly do to you?
Tom: He's accused of relieving himself on an underage girl on tape, which is against the law.
Riley: Ok, ok, ok, but let's examine this whole peeing thing. So, I can pee in a toilet and its ok, but if I pee on a person, its like, not ok?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Riley: Well, what if i'm peeing and Huey's in the bathroom and I accidentally pee on Huey? Should I go to jail.
Huey: What the hell would I be doing in the bathroom while you're in the bathroom?
Riley: Hold up, hold up, remember when we used to sleep in the same bed when we was littler. From time to time I would have a little accident.
Huey: You still do
Riley: Shut up!!! So, Mr. Dubois, Mr. I wanna lock nubians up for peeing, whats the statute of limitations on bedwetting? Why don't you prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh?
Tom: Now Riley, no ones gonna prosecute you for bedwetting
Riley: And you shouldn't, its a natural bodily function. And now every nubian in the world gonna be scared to pee. I may never pee again.
Tom: Riley, it was a little girl!
Riley: Oh, I seen that girl, she aint little. I'm little, Gary Coleman's little, Mini-Me is little, and to the best of my knowledge we all managed to avoid getting peed on so far.
Tom: But what about the victim!!!
Riley: Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', i move. She saw piss comin', she stayed, and why should i have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that!!!
Huey: Man, you just got beat by an eight year old.
Riley: And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'LL PISS ON YO' CAT!!!
 
2011-07-13 01:16:09 AM
But what of the precious, precious doo doo butter?
 
2011-07-13 02:07:49 AM
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I'm in your closet, foreclosing on your house.
 
2011-07-13 03:00:03 AM

Snapper Carr: Boondocks quote..

I came to post a picture from this episode, but that'll do :)
 
2011-07-13 03:43:11 AM

Snapper Carr: Boondocks Quote


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
/like R. Kelly
 
2011-07-13 07:43:35 AM
What a drip.
 
2011-07-13 09:33:29 AM

Darth_Lukecash: I'm in your closet, foreclosing on your house.


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2011-07-13 10:25:04 AM
Now he'll probably have a drinking problem.
 
2011-07-13 10:57:01 AM
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2011-07-13 06:38:07 PM

Pfighting Polish: [a0.twimg.com image 279x268]


Just what I stopped by for. I owe you one.



/His mind was telling him noooooo
// But his lender,JPM,was telling him yessss
// "I don't see nothing wrong.....With the monthly mortgage payments."
 
2011-07-14 12:58:48 AM

Apos: Just what I stopped by for. I owe you one.


We can discuss it if we ever head up over Macho Grande.
 
2011-07-14 07:05:59 AM

Pfighting Polish: We can discuss it if we ever head up over Macho Grande.


Over Macho Grande?
 
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