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(The Sun)   Bruce's Willie hangs out while getting revenge on Demi Moore   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 66
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2003-09-03 06:44:53 AM
As a challenege back at Willis, Demi needs to do some major nudist running or something.
 
2003-09-03 07:26:43 AM
Word. And bruce's chick needs to get naked too
 
2003-09-03 07:55:32 AM
What I love about The Sun's site is the red Click Picture to Enlarge under the fotos of the Page3 Girls. When I click some of those pictures I sure do enlarge.
 
2003-09-03 09:59:28 AM
Am I the only one that finds that first pic funny? "She can see Bruce's Willis!...click to enlarge..."
 
2003-09-03 10:12:04 AM
If he was really getting revenge on Demi, it'd be 'sticking' out not 'hanging' out.
 
7fw
2003-09-03 11:15:04 AM
Brooke Burns makes me smile.
 
2003-09-03 11:59:31 AM
Out of everything he's been in, the author cites Moonlighting?
 
2003-09-03 11:59:52 AM
Bruce is my hero of the day.
 
2003-09-03 12:02:51 PM

"I see well hung people."


 
2003-09-03 12:03:33 PM
And at the end, they noted that Brooke is the same age as Ashton Kutcher.
As Kelso would say, "BURN!"
 
2003-09-03 12:04:32 PM
Bruce Willis is a man's man.
 
2003-09-03 12:06:09 PM
Sweet mother of God.
That just might be the nicest ass I've ever seen.

On the girl, people, the girl.
 
2003-09-03 12:07:03 PM


Id hit it, even with the big hair.
 
2003-09-03 12:07:39 PM
Ready, Fight!

Bruce Willis is nailing the hottest chick in Hollywood (please, I dare you hentai fans to claim she's ugly).

Demi is getting nailed by Ashton, who while funny is no Bruce, and we mean that in many ways.

Verdict: Bruce upgraded from Demi to a young hottie, whereas Demi downgraded to Ashton.

Winner: The man, Bruce.

Men always win when it comes to trading in their spouses.
 
2003-09-03 12:14:18 PM
Funny. Too funny.
 
2003-09-03 12:17:13 PM
This is just SAD... check out the thing in the little girl's hand. If I'm not mistaken those are dinosaur stickers. Jesus... I know he likes them young, but shouldn't they be past the stickers and ponies phase?!
 
2003-09-03 12:17:19 PM
Um, 3rd picture down on Brooke..is that pit hair?!?!?!?!?!
 
2003-09-03 12:18:12 PM
If when you show your butt it's mooning, does that mean that the Sun was there to see Bruce's sun?

/I know I'm a dork!
 
2003-09-03 12:18:23 PM
yes, the picture above my last post!
 
2003-09-03 12:20:53 PM
GIS for Brooke Burns. Burns my eyes it does.

 
2003-09-03 12:23:07 PM
Does she look like she's the age for "dinosaur stickers"? I think not. I wouldn't worry about Bruce being a kid toucher..
 
2003-09-03 12:23:45 PM
bruce wins
 
2003-09-03 12:24:29 PM
Haha, very observant, Beorn. That does appear to be a sheet of dinosaur stickers. I thought it listed her as being 25, not 15.
 
2003-09-03 12:25:36 PM
What I don't get is the use of the http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif tag. Bruce is a hottie, and upon seeing him naked, http://img.fark.com/images/2001/topics/scary.gif would be the last word to come to mind!
 
2003-09-03 12:28:56 PM
Hrm... that didn't come out right...
duh, good thing i forgot my tags...

/i'm an idiot
 
2003-09-03 12:29:41 PM
OK ... who woul'd win in a fight. Bruce, Ashton, or a mini Mike Ditka?
 
2003-09-03 12:31:20 PM
"This is just SAD... check out the thing in the little girl's hand. If I'm not mistaken those are dinosaur stickers. Jesus... I know he likes them young, but shouldn't they be past the stickers and ponies phase?!"

She has a kid - IMDB> http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0004786/bio
Brooke Burns

Page 10 of 18


Birth name
Brooke Elizabeth Burns
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Height
5' 9" (1.75 m)
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Spouse
Julian McMahon (22 December 1999 - 2001) (divorced) 1 child

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --

Trivia
Official announcement that Burns is pregnant and will be leaving cast of "Baywatch Hawaii." [8 February 2000]

Daughter Madison was born June 2000.

Started modeling at 15

Was a ballet dancer for 12 years during childhood
 
2003-09-03 12:33:06 PM
Bruce has damn good taste in women...
 
2003-09-03 12:33:17 PM
What I don't get is the use of the tag. Bruce is a hottie, and upon seeing him naked, would be the last word to come to mind!

(mods, please delete my first farked-up post)
 
2003-09-03 12:37:41 PM
Brook Burns makes me feel like taking my dick out.

how could ya blame bruce? besides, brooke's a hella trade-up from demi.
 
2003-09-03 12:40:14 PM
Bruce Willis is my hero. Yep i said it.
 
2003-09-03 12:41:08 PM
She's absolutely incredible. I watch Dog Eat Dog just to see how much cleavage she's showing this week...
 
2003-09-03 12:41:51 PM
EwokHunter: No, or else you'd see it in the 2nd picture =)

~Berj
 
2003-09-03 12:44:07 PM
Bruce would probably put some serious hurt on Ashton if they got into it.

Ashton: Bruce, would you mind calling first before coming over?

Bruce: Eat my shiat, little kid.

Ashton: Um...yeah,that's cool.
 
2003-09-03 12:44:12 PM
I was reading/watching an interview with Brooke Burns once and they asked her about losing her virginity. Her response was that they (the interviewers) would laugh if they knew who she lost it with. I think it was Maxim.

My point: David Hasselhoff is the man!
 
2003-09-03 12:46:20 PM
Revenge is SWEEEET!
 
2003-09-03 12:49:57 PM
2003-09-03 11:59:31 AM Diogenes

Out of everything he's been in, the author cites Moonlighting?


You have to ask? Really?
 
2003-09-03 12:50:08 PM
She's looking at dinosaur stickers because he told her she'd find his picture there. Love the boots, but where's the inflatable leather full-head-hood that goes with it?
 
2003-09-03 12:51:58 PM
Who gives a shiat who Bruce Willis is farking?
 
2003-09-03 12:55:01 PM
Mini-Mike Ditka would team up with Bruce and they would destroy the Young Ashton. By the way, isn't Ashton a cigar, not a name for a young publicity hungry boy?
 
2003-09-03 01:03:43 PM
YT-1300--
"Bruce would probably put some serious hurt on Ashton if they got into it."


Probably? Ashton would run screaming like a little girl if Bruce even raised his voice.
 
2003-09-03 01:05:17 PM
Brue Willis ist der ubermencsh!
 
2003-09-03 01:06:04 PM
Cool tag woulda worked for me.

25 + dinosaur stickers = natural blonde
 
2003-09-03 01:12:40 PM
She could have anyone she wants. Why did she pick someone old?
 
2003-09-03 01:12:45 PM
Hmm.. seems to me the tag makes more sense.
 
2003-09-03 01:14:30 PM
Ashton: 14:59....14:58....14.57....

Bruce BADASS.....BADASS.....BADASS......BADASS....


nuff said
 
2003-09-03 01:16:49 PM
Doesn't look like dinosuar stickers at all... those appear to be mamalia, perhaps South American animals. One animal that is easilly discernable is an anteater (the larger animal) and it appears that a peccary/javelina or boar of some type is on the top row... of course I was really looking at the GIRL in the picture until someone made the dino comments... thanks for ruining it!

/refuses to dream of javelina!
 
2003-09-03 01:17:41 PM
Here's my question: Who's the brunette chick resting her head on his chest? Is Bruce going for the Deuce?

/horrible pun.
 
2003-09-03 01:18:04 PM
Bruce willis is my idol for sure now. Anyone that can bag brooke burns is GOD! Man is she ever hot......I watch dog eat dog just to see her. Christ if it wasn't for her, it would be gone to the dogs......Well done bruce.......
 
2003-09-03 01:31:08 PM
Beorn
Wonder who the other woman on his left is.
 
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