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(This Is South Wales)   Brazilian woman driver confuses forward and reverse gears, demolishes restaurant   (thisissouthwales.co.uk) divider line 39
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2003-09-03 06:56:50 AM
She was probably checking her hair in the mirror at the time.
 
2003-09-03 09:14:24 AM
She should have had a car that was equipped with censors.
 
2003-09-03 11:53:19 AM
But is she vain?
 
2003-09-03 01:51:02 PM
Obvious?
 
2003-09-03 01:52:38 PM
Whse she 89 years old?
 
2003-09-03 01:52:39 PM
'cool and exiting'? Nice SPELLING!
 
2003-09-03 01:52:53 PM
aahhh...farker irony...poor brazilians...
 
2003-09-03 01:53:40 PM
Are they sure she wasn't a California senior citizen in disguise?
 
2003-09-03 01:53:59 PM
what kind of restaurant can be destroyed by a Honda Civic?
 
2003-09-03 01:58:08 PM
She thought the "R" meant rpido.
 
2003-09-03 01:58:09 PM
what kind of restaurant can be destroyed by a Honda Civic?

The kind with all glass windows in the front?
 
2003-09-03 01:59:07 PM
rpido = rapido.
 
2003-09-03 02:00:33 PM
I never understood how people can do this. She starts to move:

"Oops, I'm moving in reverse. Should I stop and switch into drive? Nah, I'll floor it, then maybe my car will go forward" - dumbass

It's like the people who confuse the gas and brake pedals. If it doesn't work, hit the other one.
 
2003-09-03 02:01:10 PM
I'll just watch quietly for a repeat of Monday's Prius thread now.
 
2003-09-03 02:03:49 PM
Driving Senorita Daisy?
 
2003-09-03 02:05:20 PM
too vain for driving lessons
 
2003-09-03 02:06:20 PM
damnit, craphola! beating me to the punch!
 
2003-09-03 02:11:43 PM
what kind of restaurant can be destroyed by a Honda Civic?

Adobe?
 
2003-09-03 02:11:59 PM
It's very hard to drive while putting your makeup on and talking on the phone.
 
2003-09-03 02:21:52 PM
She was probably on the rag.
 
2003-09-03 02:22:36 PM
My friend's step dad was at the drive through at the local Wendys here.....and when he had to reach into his front pocket to grab change....he stepped on what he thought was the brake pedal so he could sort of boost his waist up and make his pocket more accessible....only he hit the gas and took out part of a wall and drove right into the glass enclosed dining area. Luckily no one was sitting there, i guess i find it humorous cause we always hated the guy
 
2003-09-03 02:28:35 PM
brazilian women - most vain - worst drivers.
correlation or causation?
 
2003-09-03 02:28:52 PM
If automatic transmissions didn't exist, this would happen far less often.
 
2003-09-03 02:33:09 PM
damnit, craphola! beating me to the punch!

For those keeping score, HappyDaddy beat you (and craphola) to the punch.
 
2003-09-03 02:41:12 PM
Women + Cars = Bad!
 
2003-09-03 02:41:51 PM
She was really 80, but being a vain Brazilian woman, only admitted to 50.
 
2003-09-03 02:51:34 PM
Thank god hilarity did not ensue... for once.
 
2003-09-03 02:53:58 PM
"spectacularly land between the tables"

This has to be the best way to describe a car flying into a restaurant I've ever heard.
 
2003-09-03 02:58:25 PM


had to be done
 
2003-09-03 02:58:51 PM
Thank god hilarity did not ensue... for once.

And France, being uninvolved in all this, was spared the eventuality of surrender.
 
2003-09-03 02:59:31 PM
The restaurant is pretty close from my house... Looks like the lady was very drunk.
 
2003-09-03 03:05:53 PM
"Some of them even described it as 'cool and exiting [sic]' when they saw the car spectacularly land between the tables."

LOL! Gotta love Brazilians!
 
2003-09-03 03:29:25 PM
I hope she keeps away from Farmer's Markets..

Brazillians, what a nutty bunch..
 
2003-09-03 04:48:52 PM
This happened to some old lady at a Damon's in my town. She was in her car out front and went into reverse instead of forward, and she backed onto one of those little garden island thingies with the mulch and trees and stuff. So she sat there with the pedal floored in reverse, stuck on the curb of the island for a couple of minutes until something started smoking. Then someone was finally like "WTF you doing lady?! It's in reverse!"
 
2003-09-03 05:30:10 PM
We should never have given women the right to drive or vote... The should be barefoot and pregnant serving our meals on time and servicing us when ever we want...sheesh
 
2003-09-03 07:35:14 PM
Yeah, women are such terrible drivers...that's why our insurance rates are lower than men's :P
 
2003-09-04 08:23:38 AM
Why do you assume that the car was automatic? i havnt seen the gearstick on a civic but i have seen them where the only difference between first and reverse is lifting the stick as you pass the gate at that end

R 1 3 5
|_|_|_|
| |
2 4

If the inhibitor stopping you from going straight into reverse failed it would actually be quite easy to get the wrong gear. Fortunatly i have a normal car and reverse is under 5th, i have to lift a ring under the ball on the top of the stick to get into reverse
 
2003-09-04 08:25:16 AM
BTW the posting messed up second should be under first and so on
 
2003-09-04 08:27:49 AM
R;1;3;5
|_|_|_|
;;|;|;;
;;2;4;;

Mine is:-

1 3 5
|_|_|
| | |
2 4 R
 
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