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(AZCentral)   No cop wants to be attacked with a used feminine hygiene product. Period   (azcentral.com) divider line 71
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TSD [TotalFark]
2011-07-08 09:25:02 PM
I hope she gets the Max(i)
 
2011-07-08 09:32:35 PM
FTFA: The Daily Republic newspaper reports that Morales is accused of throwing a soiled feminine hygiene product in the face of a police officer who responded to a mental illness call.

/she was bleedin' crazy, she was
 
2011-07-08 09:38:01 PM
..she also allegedly sprayed the officer with cleaning items

Well at least she tried to clean him off afterwards.
 
2011-07-08 09:46:50 PM
What a douche.
 
2011-07-08 09:57:14 PM
Just knock it away and tampon it.
 
2011-07-08 10:03:58 PM
Doesn't sound like a crime that would occur on a winter morning, so it must've happened on a summer's eve...
 
2011-07-08 10:17:31 PM
Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!
 
2011-07-08 10:19:43 PM
Did the officer think the job would not have strings attached?

/got nothing
 
2011-07-08 11:03:56 PM

Indolent: Did the officer think the job would not have strings attached?

/got nothing


Was also going to try for the strings attached angle.

/got less than nothing
 
2011-07-08 11:09:50 PM
Would hitting someone with a tampon really be AGGRAVATED assault?
 
2011-07-08 11:10:16 PM
Looks like he got cotton the crossfire
 
2011-07-08 11:11:32 PM

Paris1127: Doesn't sound like a crime that would occur on a winter morning, so it must've happened on a summer's eve...


I don't even
 
2011-07-08 11:11:58 PM
Maybe this cop.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-07-08 11:14:53 PM
I had a girlfriend whose puppy liked to play snacky-snacky in the bathroom trash.
 
2011-07-08 11:16:35 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-07-08 11:17:10 PM
I really don't understand what is so appealing about being a cop. Sure, there's power that can be used and abused, but really if you think about the shiat that cops put up with such as used maxi pads or being pissed on by drunks or being shot by rednecks... Why would anybody go for it?
 
2011-07-08 11:18:02 PM
You'd think that a giant douche would be more at home with maxi-pads.
 
2011-07-08 11:20:34 PM
Bloody hell...
 
2011-07-08 11:21:09 PM

Paris1127: Doesn't sound like a crime that would occur on a winter morning, so it must've happened on a summer's eve...


Sooo good.
 
2011-07-08 11:21:39 PM

sirgrim: What a douche.


And I think we have a winner.
 
2011-07-08 11:22:00 PM
docs.google.com
 
2011-07-08 11:22:20 PM

rebelyell2006: I really don't understand what is so appealing about being a cop. Sure, there's power that can be used and abused, but really if you think about the shiat that cops put up with such as used maxi pads or being pissed on by drunks or being shot by rednecks... Why would anybody go for it?



The power that can be used and abused. There are also some genuine "so he kids around here have a better place to grow up" types active in law enforcement agencies. Big city cops can make some big bucks too.
 
2011-07-08 11:22:21 PM
plug tag would've worked too
 
2011-07-08 11:22:36 PM
Shameless plug.
 
2011-07-08 11:22:57 PM

colithian: Would hitting someone with a tampon really be AGGRAVATED assault?


Considering the fact that it was a used tampon, I'm going to say yes.
 
2011-07-08 11:25:20 PM
The department better award him his red wings.
 
2011-07-08 11:26:37 PM
ohmpark.com
 
2011-07-08 11:28:35 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2011-07-08 11:28:38 PM

flynn80: plug tag would've worked too


Damn you for beating me.
 
2011-07-08 11:29:34 PM
She's going to have to pull some strings to get out of this mess
 
2011-07-08 11:31:53 PM

Paris1127: Doesn't sound like a crime that would occur on a winter morning, so it must've happened on a summer's eve...


Golf Clap!
 
2011-07-08 11:33:31 PM
Ova humanity.
 
2011-07-08 11:45:14 PM
Obligatory? (new window)

/BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-07-08 11:46:15 PM
It sounds like she might have a little bit of that mental pause.
 
2011-07-08 11:48:50 PM
Don't we all get "attacked" by feminine hygiene products every month?
 
2011-07-08 11:49:39 PM
She was just menstruating her ability to throw things to the officer.
 
2011-07-08 11:54:11 PM

earthworm2.0: Shameless plug.


You magnificent bastard!
 
2011-07-08 11:54:46 PM
you can't stop the period!
 
2011-07-09 12:04:05 AM

colithian: Would hitting someone with a tampon really be AGGRAVATED assault?


Aggravat-ING, anyway.

Also, really really disgusting. Ew.
 
2011-07-09 12:06:53 AM
Tamp on
Tamp off



The Tamper
 
2011-07-09 12:08:04 AM
img195.imageshack.us
 
2011-07-09 12:11:45 AM
otto the bull:

That's so awful my first thought was I hope it gets pulled by a mod.

I think I'll be able to LOL in a bit though.
 
2011-07-09 12:13:33 AM

fluffy2097: otto the bull:

That's so awful my first thought was I hope it gets pulled by a mod.

I think I'll be able to LOL in a bit though.


I liked it.
 
2011-07-09 12:21:02 AM

Hand to the Face: Louis C.K.


He's one of a kind.
 
2011-07-09 12:29:23 AM

tarheel07: Hand to the Face: Louis C.K.

He's one of a kind.


True, though I wish we had a bag of him.

/earned my redwings
//with starfish cluster
 
2011-07-09 12:35:38 AM
This is funny. Most male Farkers will run at the first mention of a woman's menstruation.

Just don't start bragging about how well you can write your name in the snow and I'll keep quiet, ok?
 
2011-07-09 12:46:18 AM
FTA: "A Mitchell woman is accused of striking a police officer in the face with a used feminine hygiene product."

..... ha..... gasp.... HA!..... HAHAHAHA!!!!11!!!!!! gasp.... HA!....
 
2011-07-09 12:52:53 AM
That's a bloody disgrace !
 
2011-07-09 12:53:50 AM
Cop is exaggerating, he's trying to pad his stats.
 
2011-07-09 01:02:42 AM
Surely she won't StayFree much longer. Someone call DHS; we have a new breed of u-terusts on our hands.
 
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