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(TMZ)   She barged into a meeting and "pointed to each [attendee] and said, 'PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS' and then walked out"   (tmz.com) divider line 296
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2011-07-08 03:39:35 PM
Archie was gay.
Jughead was the butch and Archie was the biatch.
That's why Jughead always had that crown like hat on, 'cause he was the King of Queen Archie's world...
 
2011-07-08 03:39:45 PM

tarheel07: protectyourlimbs: She forgot to yell GOOSE before she left, she loses the game

Great minds...


You went to Catholic daycare too?
 
2011-07-08 03:40:32 PM

doubled99: Archie was gay.
Jughead was the butch and Archie was the biatch.
That's why Jughead always had that crown like hat on, 'cause he was the King of Queen Archie's world...


BLACK RAGE!
 
2011-07-08 03:41:13 PM
I wonder if she sang it to the "badger badger" song? Because that would be funnier.
 
2011-07-08 03:41:13 PM
penis.
 
2011-07-08 03:41:31 PM
"Now, Archie wants a judge to grant an injunction -- barring Nancy from returning to the office ..."

You really don't want to tick off Sluggo's chick. He can get all something something when he's mad.
 
2011-07-08 03:41:36 PM

Kankikr2: thismomentinblackhistory: Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!

I'll tell you if I see you next Tuesday!

Tuesday!!!!???? But thats sooooooooooo loongg away! Thismomentinblackhistooooorrrrrryyyyyy, pleaaasssseeee can't you tell me nooooowwww!!!!!

I wanted to double up on the whine there.


Come on now, I hate it when people whine! I'm also kind of a sucker for it but it can get me in trouble. Under no circumstances can I clarify this for you. Some things you just need to discover on your own.
Now I'm not saying that you shouldn't ask anyone the meaning behind something. Or anything really.
Truth is, though, when you discover it on your own, it just ends up meaning that much more.
 
2011-07-08 03:41:44 PM
i45.photobucket.com

Archie is NOT farking Mr. Weatherbee!

/Deny, deny, deny
 
2011-07-08 03:42:25 PM

I am Ahab: Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!

It's a perfectly Cromulent word.


ftfe
 
2011-07-08 03:42:28 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Kankikr2: thismomentinblackhistory: Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!

I'll tell you if I see you next Tuesday!

Tuesday!!!!???? But thats sooooooooooo loongg away! Thismomentinblackhistooooorrrrrryyyyyy, pleaaasssseeee can't you tell me nooooowwww!!!!!

I wanted to double up on the whine there.

Come on now, I hate it when people whine! I'm also kind of a sucker for it but it can get me in trouble. Under no circumstances can I clarify this for you. Some things you just need to discover on your own.
Now I'm not saying that you shouldn't ask anyone the meaning behind something. Or anything really.
Truth is, though, when you discover it on your own, it just ends up meaning that much more.


Dammit to hell :) I'm gonna go ahead and pretend this thread doesn't exist now.
 
2011-07-08 03:43:26 PM
You work for a comic book company and you're gonna get offended at someone yelling just "PENIS PENIS PENIS. OW MY BALLS"?
 
2011-07-08 03:43:45 PM
She has got to be a farker.
 
2011-07-08 03:44:45 PM
They sound angry about the penis.
 
2011-07-08 03:45:15 PM
And stay the hell out of Tisdale.


i237.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-08 03:45:15 PM

Barbigazi: doubled99: Archie was gay.
Jughead was the butch and Archie was the biatch.
That's why Jughead always had that crown like hat on, 'cause he was the King of Queen Archie's world...

BLACK RAGE!


Gah. You both beat me to it while I was searching for an image that isn't showing anyway. I fail.
 
2011-07-08 03:45:33 PM
Nancy Silverklit? Well, there's your problem.
 
2011-07-08 03:45:39 PM
Maybe there were 4 guys standing around showing each other their penis
 
2011-07-08 03:46:55 PM

namegoeshere: She has got to be a farker.


No, if she were a FARKer, she would have written an article about how she had given herself permission to be angry about the penis instead of just running into a room and yelling about it.

Feminism.
 
2011-07-08 03:47:54 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Kankikr2: thismomentinblackhistory: Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Come on now, I hate it when people whine! I'm also kind of a sucker for it but it can get me in trouble. Under no circumstances can I clarify this for you. Some things you just need to discover on your own.
Now I'm not saying that you shouldn't ask anyone the meaning behind something. Or anything really.
Truth is, though, when you discover it on your own, it just ends up meaning that much more.


Troubles not always bad. Sometimes trouble can be good but feel bad. Sometimes trouble can even feel like trouble but gosh darn it, your a woman and you have your troubling needs.

Uh hum. What I'm trying to say here is sometimes it can be fun getting into to trouble. So let your hair down, slouch in your chair a bit and tell me what this wonderful "C" word is.
 
2011-07-08 03:48:14 PM

Barbigazi: doubled99: Archie was gay.
Jughead was the butch and Archie was the biatch.
That's why Jughead always had that crown like hat on, 'cause he was the King of Queen Archie's world...

BLACK RAGE!


What's a Nubian?
 
2011-07-08 03:48:16 PM
I got kicked out of the screening of Superman Returns for the exact same thing.
 
2011-07-08 03:48:21 PM

traylor: [wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 247x350]
Yes, IS PEN.


i105.photobucket.com
Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work?
 
2011-07-08 03:49:15 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^


crazy?
cute?
cracker?
crabs?
 
2011-07-08 03:49:53 PM

protectyourlimbs: tarheel07: protectyourlimbs: She forgot to yell GOOSE before she left, she loses the game

Great minds...

You went to Catholic daycare too?


Presbyterian
 
2011-07-08 03:51:34 PM
The correct reply to PENIS is VAGINA.

In this prickly situation, prematurely whipping out the C word isn't called for unless the other C word is thrown about willy-nilly.
 
2011-07-08 03:51:40 PM
If I were in a meeting and a female exec ran in and yelled "Penis, Penis,Penis" my response would probably be: "Fair enough. Next order of business?"

If it were a male exec, he would be immediately reported to HR for disciplinary whipping. By female execs.
 
2011-07-08 03:52:21 PM
"yes I have one right here. It's bulky but I consider it carry on."
 
2011-07-08 03:52:44 PM

Kid Lester: Maybe there were 4 guys standing around showing each other their penis


No, otherwise she would have been taking pictures, too.
 
2011-07-08 03:55:48 PM
Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

INCORRECT: The correct response is vajayjay.


Say it out loud, without laughing. I dare you.

/why is this a fail?
//Did attendees not have penises?
 
2011-07-08 03:55:49 PM

Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!


Alright then, if you must know....The magical 'C' word is "Nancy Grace".
 
2011-07-08 03:56:07 PM

SkylineRecords: [www.dailyraider.com image 504x376]


Duhhh, stay outta Riverdale!


FabulousFreep: And stay the hell out of Tisdale.


[i237.photobucket.com image 500x355]


1.bp.blogspot.com

And stay the hell out of Malibu!
 
2011-07-08 03:56:13 PM

Egalitarian: The correct reply to PENIS is VAGINA.

In this prickly situation, prematurely whipping out the C word isn't called for unless the other C word is thrown about willy-nilly.


Holy cow! how many C words are there!? Like a bazzillion?!
 
2011-07-08 03:56:32 PM
Egalitarian:
The correct reply to PENIS is VAGINA to let loose with the man-meat sausage for all to visually enjoy. May it captivate your dreams.

/long you short time. No, not really.
 
2011-07-08 03:57:17 PM
"...claiming she has a history of bullying and sexually harassing employees..."

Toss in a pubic hair on a coke can, and you have a winning Supreme Court nominee.
 
2011-07-08 03:58:07 PM

Kid Lester: Maybe


or....

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-07-08 03:58:14 PM
HEY HEY, HO HO, This penis party's got to go.
 
2011-07-08 03:58:25 PM
Maybe she did it like this:
i51.tinypic.com
 
2011-07-08 03:59:21 PM

ertznay: This sounds lke a fun broad to work for to me.


This. I'd laugh my ass off every time she complained about her balls hurting.
 
2011-07-08 03:59:47 PM

landimal: Context would be everything, one place I worked she'd have been the life of the party. Wait a minute
what is her fark handle?


PenisPenisPenisPenis
 
2011-07-08 04:01:12 PM
Who the hell reads Archie comics?
 
2011-07-08 04:02:02 PM

PlatinumDragon: ...has she ever been diagnosed with Tourette's?


i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-08 04:04:35 PM

Satanic_Hamster: For a several year period, I used to go into a Mac/Apple IRC channel, type penis penis penis, and then leave the channel.


Sad.
Did you ever grow up?
 
2011-07-08 04:05:05 PM
www.cultfilmfreak.com

GARP! PENIS!
 
2011-07-08 04:05:13 PM

FabulousFreep: And stay the hell out of Tisdale.


[i237.photobucket.com image 500x355]


NO!
entertainment.ofwnow.com
 
2011-07-08 04:05:53 PM

protectyourlimbs: She forgot to yell GOOSE before she left, she loses the game


She already lost by saying 'penis' and not 'dick'

/DICK DICK DICK GUNT!
 
2011-07-08 04:07:54 PM
yeah sounds like Tourette's.

but honestly am I the only woman who's been sitting in a boring class or lecture and wanted to shout out something really rude? Either interrupting the talk, or in Q&A time. Never actually done it, but sometimes I really have to fight the impulse.

Not being an AW, genuinely curious.
 
2011-07-08 04:08:52 PM

Virulency: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

crazy?
cute?
cracker?
crabs?


Centipedes.
 
2011-07-08 04:09:30 PM

fasahd: Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!

Alright then, if you must know....The magical 'C' word is "Nancy Grace".


HEY! Watch the language! Try to keep it clean here, OK?
 
2011-07-08 04:11:10 PM

Egalitarian: The correct reply to PENIS is VAGINA.



I think if my boss walked in to a meeting and pointed at each of the people there and said "penis, penis, penis, penis," my reply would be "No thanks, just a salad and a black coffee."
 
2011-07-08 04:13:37 PM

Egalitarian: but honestly am I the only woman who's been sitting in a boring class or lecture and wanted to shout out something really rude? Either interrupting the talk, or in Q&A time. Never actually done it, but sometimes I really have to fight the impulse.


Not always, but yes. It doesn't even have to be a vulgarity, just something really incredibly off-beat or inappropriate. I can practically feel the word behind my teeth sometimes.
 
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