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(TMZ)   She barged into a meeting and "pointed to each [attendee] and said, 'PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS' and then walked out"   (tmz.com) divider line 296
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2011-07-08 02:50:48 PM  
She's clearly out of her gourd.
 
2011-07-08 02:53:38 PM  
The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.
 
2011-07-08 02:58:25 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2011-07-08 03:00:30 PM  
That's part of Robert's Rules of Order. She comes in yelling "penis" then the men in the room put fish hats on and circle the table counter clockwise.

Doesn't anyone learn this anymore?
 
2011-07-08 03:01:20 PM  
Nancy allegedly pulled the same "penis" stunt again in 2010 -- but this time she also screamed out, "My balls hurt."

HA HA HA HA!
 
2011-07-08 03:05:45 PM  
i53.tinypic.com
At least now we know who did this.
 
2011-07-08 03:06:14 PM  
Are we sure it Nancy and not Dr. Robotnik?
 
2011-07-08 03:08:38 PM  
Mom?
 
2011-07-08 03:09:10 PM  

FloydA: Are we sure it Nancy and not Dr. Robotnik?


No, that's pingas.
 
2011-07-08 03:15:00 PM  
You know, I think it's hilarious when women complain about their balls.
 
2011-07-08 03:17:13 PM  
Archie Comics is a "corporation" large enough to warrant having a CEO?
 
2011-07-08 03:20:45 PM  

bangmaid: Archie Comics is a "corporation" large enough to warrant having a CEO?


Not just one, but Co-CEOs. It shows that two cock-teasing teenagers will be lucrative for decades.
 
2011-07-08 03:22:58 PM  

GreenAdder: FloydA: Are we sure it Nancy and not Dr. Robotnik?

No, that's pingas.


Exactly. Maybe they just mis-heard her.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-08 03:27:39 PM  
www.dailyraider.com


Duhhh, stay outta Riverdale!
 
2011-07-08 03:27:51 PM  
This sounds lke a fun broad to work for to me.
 
2011-07-08 03:28:16 PM  

bangmaid: Archie Comics is a "corporation" large enough to warrant having a CEO?


Strange that Archie and Pingas should be brought up in the same thread. For a while, the Sonic comics were basically the lifeblood of the company. Very few people gave a shiat about Archie or Reggie or whoever, but people were obsessively collecting the Sonic funny-books - even when the Sonic games turned to shiat. I sat in a room full of comic shop owners* and they all said the same thing.

*It was surprisingly a pleasant-smelling room. It seems the shop owners don't have the same hygienic standards as their constituents.
 
2011-07-08 03:28:38 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^


casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!
 
2011-07-08 03:28:57 PM  
And suddenly this makes so much more sense:

i50.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-08 03:29:04 PM  
If a man CEO did this with the coont word, he'd be strung up by the nearest tree and people would be cheering in the streets. Can we blame men for her behavior somehow! Something something patriarchy?
/I didn't know they made Betty dolls
//Ima be busy for the next few days
 
2011-07-08 03:29:29 PM  
She forgot to yell GOOSE before she left, she loses the game
 
2011-07-08 03:29:36 PM  
You don't say....
 
2011-07-08 03:29:39 PM  
Maybe she was trying to work out the dialogue of the new gay character that's in Archie comics.
 
2011-07-08 03:29:43 PM  

Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!


It's a perfectly Cromulent word.
 
2011-07-08 03:30:15 PM  

Barbigazi: That's part of Robert's Rules of Order. She comes in yelling "penis" then the men in the room put fish hats on and circle the table counter clockwise.

Doesn't anyone learn this anymore?


I have this sitting at home on my desk, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply :)

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-08 03:31:08 PM  

Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!


I'll tell you if I see you next Tuesday!
 
2011-07-08 03:31:57 PM  
No wonder Veronica is such a biatch. The CEO is having her real-life personna written into the strips.
 
2011-07-08 03:32:02 PM  
wwwdelivery.superstock.com
Yes, IS PEN.
 
2011-07-08 03:32:20 PM  

protectyourlimbs: She forgot to yell GOOSE before she left, she loses the game


Great minds...
 
2011-07-08 03:32:29 PM  
Nancy allegedly pulled the same "penis" stunt again in 2010 -- but this time she also screamed out, "My balls hurt."

Hahaha.. How can anyone complain about this? I'm still laughing.
 
2011-07-08 03:32:54 PM  
but this time she also screamed out, "My balls hurt."
 
2011-07-08 03:33:28 PM  
Here on Fark, we call that "the Politics tab".
 
2011-07-08 03:33:33 PM  
www.guerrillageek.com

Hate the playa... not the game.
 
2011-07-08 03:33:40 PM  
snichael.com
 
2011-07-08 03:33:48 PM  
Archie, Comics, and Bigshot are three words that should never be put together.
 
2011-07-08 03:33:49 PM  
What a jughead
 
2011-07-08 03:33:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-07-08 03:34:23 PM  
 
2011-07-08 03:35:03 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Kankikr2: jehovahs witness protection: Marcus Aurelius: The correct reply to "PENIS" is the "C" word.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

casual? cool? comfortable? what is this magical "c" word and why won't anyway tell me?!!!!

I'll tell you if I see you next Tuesday!


Tuesday!!!!???? But thats sooooooooooo loongg away! Thismomentinblackhistooooorrrrrryyyyyy, pleaaasssseeee can't you tell me nooooowwww!!!!!

I wanted to double up on the whine there.
 
2011-07-08 03:35:07 PM  
macrochan.org
 
2011-07-08 03:35:10 PM  
Clearly, it's because she's deprived. Or depraved.
 
2011-07-08 03:35:38 PM  
...has she ever been diagnosed with Tourette's?
 
2011-07-08 03:35:52 PM  
Context would be everything, one place I worked she'd have been the life of the party. Wait a minute
what is her fark handle?
 
2011-07-08 03:36:40 PM  
So what's the problem?
The ugly ass women in the room were flattered and grateful for the compliment
 
2011-07-08 03:36:50 PM  
For a several year period, I used to go into a Mac/Apple IRC channel, type penis penis penis, and then leave the channel. They could never figure out how to ban me (I always used the same nick, signed on from the same server, they just sucked at irc commands).
 
2011-07-08 03:37:02 PM  
Total fail. She forgot to say "HOWARD STERN! BABA BOOEY! HOWARD STERN! BABA BOOEY !"
 
2011-07-08 03:38:23 PM  
Ah, Archie, that rare beast, the ginger player
 
2011-07-08 03:38:31 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Nancy allegedly pulled the same "penis" stunt again in 2010 -- but this time she also screamed out, "My balls hurt."

Hahaha.. How can anyone complain about this? I'm still laughing.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Hit her in the balls...
 
2011-07-08 03:38:35 PM  
hnlzero beat me to it.
 
2011-07-08 03:39:00 PM  
Gloria Steinem pitched a fit.
 
2011-07-08 03:39:25 PM  
Gotdammit so much, T.
 
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