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SJKebab		2011-07-08 12:12:29 AM

But it's ok if I"m not overweight right?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2011-07-08 12:18:36 AM

SJKebab: But it's ok if I"m not overweight right?

propasaurus		2011-07-08 12:24:04 AM

I resent that; I don't smoke.

violentsalvation		2011-07-08 12:53:39 AM

My dick works fine, thank you.

gridlocksammy		2011-07-08 01:07:04 AM

violentsalvation: My dick works fine, thank you.

Says you

unyon		2011-07-08 01:40:46 AM

I'm all o/70264999#c70264999">violentsalvation: My dick works fine, thank you.

Same. I'm not saying things wouldn't be better if I lost a few pounds, though. It's pretty sad when you sometimes get winded from sex.

violentsalvation		2011-07-08 01:59:04 AM

gridlocksammy: violentsalvation: My dick works fine, thank you.

Says you

Im gaining weight, my job has me on desk duty, Im only drinking 2 or 9 drinks a night, smoking 15-25 smokes a day, Im clean from hard drugs, currently, for now.

Let me dream, asshole

gridlocksammy		2011-07-08 02:58:06 AM

violentsalvation: gridlocksammy: violentsalvation: My dick works fine, thank you.

Says you

Im gaining weight, my job has me on desk duty, Im only drinking 2 or 9 drinks a night, smoking 15-25 smokes a day, Im clean from hard drugs, currently, for now.

Let me dream, asshole

Congrats on kicking your drug habit. Unfortunately your anger issues are still hanging out there, unlike your dick

Darth_Lukecash		2011-07-08 04:58:41 AM

unyon: I'm all o/70264999#c70264999">violentsalvation: My dick works fine, thank you.

Same. I'm not saying things wouldn't be better if I lost a few pounds, though. It's pretty sad when you sometimes get winded from sex.

Hint, do foreplay first, that requiers no major movement, then go down on her, you can do that lying on your stomach. Lastly, you let her on top of you, that way your fat will spread out making you look thinner. Then she gets to do all the work and you can play with her fun bags.
/incurable romantic am I!

mzkitty901		2011-07-08 06:27:36 AM

Physical inactivity? Check
High alcohol consumption? Check
Smoking? Check
Sexual dysfunction? Only if a lack of it counts.

Just need to gain some weight, get back on the drugs and maybe I will get sponsored!

1nsanilicious		2011-07-08 06:28:14 AM

Why all the talk about dicks? Everyone knows that TFers are famous for thier know-it-all, liberal, sandy vaginas.

Pribar		2011-07-08 06:30:52 AM

If I had easy access to hard drugs I wouldn't need TF now would I

ump		2011-07-08 06:33:12 AM

I wonder what i'd be like if I exercised and sobered up? No I don't.

snuff3r		2011-07-08 06:37:32 AM

This thread makes me miss smoking.

/sad face

dready zim		2011-07-08 06:40:32 AM

What`s with people these days just quoting someone but not posting anything? Am I missing a meme or are people just being crap?

1nsanilicious		2011-07-08 06:46:25 AM

dready zim: What`s with people these days just quoting someone but not posting anything? Am I missing a meme or are people just being crap?

angrymacface		2011-07-08 06:48:55 AM

Well, I don't have a TF subscription, so I'm ok.

reillan		2011-07-08 06:51:51 AM

angrymacface: Well, I don't have a TF subscription, so I'm ok.

I got rid of my TF subscription, lost 55 pounds...

omgwtfetc		2011-07-08 07:06:38 AM

I don't do hard drugs tardmitter. Nevertheless, I get the feeling I should get TF.

ambercat		2011-07-08 07:06:50 AM

Subby forgot to mention crapped up headlines. Overweight makes no grammatical sense in that context. It's OBESITY, damn it.

Salieri_82		2011-07-08 07:09:24 AM

I'm skinny, ride my bike everywhere, don't drink anymore, don't smoke (tobacco), and haven't ever touched anything more hardcore than mushrooms.

And I'm single.

/Spent about 2 minutes typing this out, so I've only got 24 left to get to the gym.

Marquis de Sod		2011-07-08 07:09:30 AM

ambercat: Subby forgot to mention crapped up headlines. Overweight makes no grammatical sense in that context. It's OBESITY, damn it.

Grammar Nazis, however, are immortality

JonnyBGoode		2011-07-08 07:10:18 AM

Researchers say overweight, physical inactivity, high alcohol consumption, smoking and hard drugs are linked to sexual dysfunction, TF subscriptions, living in parents' basement

FTFsubby

Revanche		2011-07-08 07:20:24 AM

violentsalvation: My dick works fine, thank you.

I'm sure it does, ma'am.

offacue		2011-07-08 07:26:22 AM

ambercat: Subby forgot to mention crapped up headlines. Overweight makes no grammatical sense in that context. It's OBESITY, damn it.

Researchers say overweight, physical inactivity, high alcohol consumption, smoking and hard drugs are linked to sexual dysfunction, TF subscriptions

I contend that since the sentence started by saying overweight, it is the rest of the headline that makes no grammatical sense. A precedent was set but not followed through on. For example:

Researchers say overweight, idle, drunk, cigarette smoking junkies are more likely to suffer from limpdick and TF subscriptions.

Spanky McStupid		2011-07-08 07:26:48 AM

Hell, subby just described my weekend.

hurdboy		2011-07-08 07:29:15 AM

With the right alcohol and drugs, you won't care that your dick doesn't work, amirite?

/I fit all those, save being fat, hard drugs, smoking

BurnShrike		2011-07-08 07:35:10 AM

Whew that was a close one. I don't have TF.

Jake Havechek		2011-07-08 07:45:23 AM

As long as you're not a fat slug, the other stuff adds to the enjoyment. Well maybe not horse tranquilizers.

swangoatman		2011-07-08 07:46:41 AM

Darth_Lukecash: unyon: I'm all o/70264999#c70264999">violentsalvation:

Hint, do foreplay first, that requiers no major movement, then go down on her, you can do that lying on your stomach. Lastly, you let her on top of you, that way your fat will spread out making you look thinner. Then she gets to do all the work and you can play with her fun bags.
/incurable romantic am I!

Your comments USELESS without pics

StaleCoffee		2011-07-08 07:51:02 AM

They must be taking the wrong drugs.

swangoatman		2011-07-08 07:51:48 AM

Jake Havechek: As long as you're not a fat slug, the other stuff adds to the enjoyment. Well maybe not horse tranquilizers.

I have never had any complaints from the ladies I gave horse tranquilizers to.The only problem was where to put the leftovers.

rev. dave		2011-07-08 08:01:30 AM

Well I stopped drinking. Does that make a difference?

Teenwolf		2011-07-08 08:05:16 AM

unyon: Same. I'm not saying things wouldn't be better if I lost a few pounds, though. It's pretty sad when you sometimes get winded from sex.

Honestly, it'd be sad if you never got winded from sex.

omgwtfetc		2011-07-08 08:07:01 AM

Teenwolf: unyon: Same. I'm not saying things wouldn't be better if I lost a few pounds, though. It's pretty sad when you sometimes get winded from sex.

Honestly, it'd be sad if you never got winded from sex.

Is that some sort of fart joke, fattie?

Stone Meadow		2011-07-08 08:13:45 AM

Since I got laid last night I'm getting kicks, etc...

/appropriate meme is appropriate

Jon iz teh kewl		2011-07-08 08:23:11 AM

I'm 15 lbs overweight, but 16% BF. Just cause someone is overweight doesn't make them a fat slob. I have an active sex life I masturbate at least 2-3 times a day.

SpectroBoy		2011-07-08 08:29:37 AM

Researchers say overweight, physical inactivity, high alcohol consumption, smoking and hard drugs are linked to sexual dysfunction, TF subscriptions

And say if you have lots of great food, an easy job, lots of booze & cigarettes, and plenty of weed, then who the hell needs sex?

/I keed

miss diminutive		2011-07-08 08:40:21 AM

Who cares if someone is overweight, it just means there's more of them to love.

/unless they've reached the "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" size
//that's a problem

Nidiot		2011-07-08 08:42:13 AM

SpectroBoy: Researchers say overweight, physical inactivity, high alcohol consumption, smoking and hard drugs are linked to sexual dysfunction, TF subscriptions

And say if you have lots of great food, an easy job, lots of booze & cigarettes, and plenty of weed, then who the hell needs sex?

/I keed

Of course if you are not getting any sex anyway, may as well enjoy the great food, an easy job, lots of booze, cigarettes and weed. Otherwise what else is there?

BurnShrike		2011-07-08 08:44:03 AM

miss diminutive: Who cares if someone is overweight, it just means there's more of them to love.

/unless they've reached the "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" size
//that's a problem

That's assuming you can afford a stick.

Or a rag.

StaleCoffee		2011-07-08 08:47:25 AM

omgwtfetc: Teenwolf: unyon: Same. I'm not saying things wouldn't be better if I lost a few pounds, though. It's pretty sad when you sometimes get winded from sex.

Honestly, it'd be sad if you never got winded from sex.

Is that some sort of fart joke, fattie?

Well, laying on the bed gasping for breath with a thin sheen of sweat coating your body after hours of licentious, energetic sex is something everyone should experience at least once a week.

bobbette		2011-07-08 08:50:14 AM

Overweight - no
Physically inactive - no
High alcohol consumption - no
Smoking - no
Hard drugs - never

Do I get a prize?

BurnShrike		2011-07-08 08:51:20 AM

bobbette: Overweight - no
Physically inactive - no
High alcohol consumption - no
Smoking - no
Hard drugs - never

Do I get a prize?

No

Nidiot		2011-07-08 08:52:43 AM

bobbette: Overweight - no
Physically inactive - no
High alcohol consumption - no
Smoking - no
Hard drugs - never

Do I get a prize?

Yeah, possibly for being the most annoying person ever.

JackieRabbit		2011-07-08 08:53:30 AM

So, drunk, lard-assed couch potatoes, who puff through a three packs of Marlboros a day can't get get laid. Whoda thunk it?

Jake Havechek		2011-07-08 08:54:26 AM

Dirk: You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

hurdboy		2011-07-08 08:54:43 AM

Jake Havechek: Well maybe not horse tranquilizers.

content6.flixster.com

No, not even horse tranquilizers.

/too obscure?

Nidiot		2011-07-08 08:57:40 AM

JackieRabbit: So, drunk, lard-assed couch potatoes, who puff through a three packs of Marlboros a day can't get get laid. Whoda thunk it?

That describes my last boyfriend, and I thought he was damn sexy .............there is possibly nothing wrong with me that lots of therapy wont fix.