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(the chronicle.com)   Socks the cat, who survived unharmed after being trapped in a store room for five weeks with no food or water, is reunited with his person just in time for Caturday   (thechronicle.com.au) divider line 1108
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2011-07-10 11:16:37 PM

maynerdkitty: Home at last, had a bit of excitement, fed the kitties and birds, and read to threads end. This is what the excitement was all about. When I got into the house Beeper was gone! I let Mikey come in the door with me and I watched to see where he would go. He went to the back of the chair to watch me look for Beeper. I crawled around looking under the chairs, sofa and coffee table. I listened as best I could for his quiet little beeping sounds. I was about to give up when he popped up on the sofa! He was just sitting on the top edge of one of the cushions. I sat down and booted up the old laptop and Mikey came to sit with me and Beeper. Mikey is not very smart but he senses things.(like the hundred degree plus weather outside). He decided the bird is off limits as long as he wants to sit indoors in the air condition. I have Beepers cage almost done and will finish it before work tomorrow. Then I can get all the bird gear out of the living room. Tried to get a picture of them both on top of me. This is the best I could get.
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Buwahhh haha ha Beeper bomb picture! :D

Domari ahahahahaha DUTCH OVEN! ewwwwwwwwwwww! ahahahahahhah!!!!
 
2011-07-10 11:19:46 PM

predle: For some strange reason I have been surfing the net to find interesting things about farting and discovered that there is actually something called High Altitude Flatus Expulsion (pops like - well you know what). Given the amount of time I spend over 9,000 feet I guess maybe that explains a few things.
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Buwahhh hahahahahahah!!!!
Maybe that explains it for me - living up on a mountain and all...and the new place still being uphill...
hahahahaha!!!

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2011-07-10 11:21:21 PM
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2011-07-10 11:22:13 PM
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2011-07-10 11:30:59 PM
I'll throw in my two scents..
Was working on some nitrogen supply pipes with two of my crew. We had our minivan of parts and tools 30 feet away and down wind (the wind was about 20 mph). I had one guy go get some parts. When he got in the van I looked at the other guy and said "watch this". I let rip and did a count down 5... 4... 3... 2...1... The poor guy dives out of the van, parts going everywhere, gagging and trying to find fresh air while we laughed so hard we were crying. Oat bran cereal and chocolate covered raisins for the win!
 
2011-07-10 11:37:38 PM

ArmednHammered: I'll throw in my two scents..
Was working on some nitrogen supply pipes with two of my crew. We had our minivan of parts and tools 30 feet away and down wind (the wind was about 20 mph). I had one guy go get some parts. When he got in the van I looked at the other guy and said "watch this". I let rip and did a count down 5... 4... 3... 2...1... The poor guy dives out of the van, parts going everywhere, gagging and trying to find fresh air while we laughed so hard we were crying. Oat bran cereal and chocolate covered raisins for the win!


BUWAHHHHH! hahahahaha *breathes in* HAHHAAHHHAH!
Oh Spinach Gunk where are you?!?! you are missing teh best stories this weekend!!!!!

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2011-07-10 11:47:21 PM
Awwww I just wanna hug this guy!!

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2011-07-10 11:48:34 PM
Ahhh friends >;D

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2011-07-10 11:49:58 PM
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2011-07-10 11:50:38 PM
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2011-07-10 11:51:31 PM
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2011-07-10 11:52:21 PM
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yeah yeh should be in bed but...but...I don't wants to go to bed!!!!
 
2011-07-11 12:00:17 AM
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2011-07-11 12:08:05 AM
Happy weekend, have some cats.

buckler:

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2011-07-11 12:10:23 AM
catmandu:

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2011-07-11 12:14:17 AM
Coyote Doyenne:

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2011-07-11 12:14:27 AM

quantum_jellyroll: OK OK....

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have also highly enjoyed the stories of mighty flatuent potency. Farts are funny, especially when they clear an area out. (a bit late on getting in on this, but why the hell not)
I think the best that I've attained is while at my last job. Worked in a relatively smallish office doing call work. Had 8 desks down one wall with about a 10 foot area before a section of cubicles. I was in desk #2, near the front of the 8 on the wall.
In the middle of of a call, I let a silent one go, assuming no one will know as generally my gas tends to be non-offensive. While I don't remember what I ate, I do know that they guy in front of me, five of the people behind me, and the four people in the cubilces across from us all terminated their calls, got up, and left the room gagging. I can't blame them, my eyes were watering and it was all I could do not to choke while in the middle of a call.
Ten or so minutes later they return, with the guy who sat in front of me asking who did it. I owned up to it, and never lived it down after that.
/was a proud moment really.
//back to Psychonauts!
 
2011-07-11 12:14:59 AM
Na na naboo boo, look what I can do

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2011-07-11 12:15:59 AM
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2011-07-11 12:17:59 AM
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2011-07-11 12:18:28 AM
For some, the glass is always half empty

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2011-07-11 12:19:32 AM
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2011-07-11 12:21:02 AM
Pwease call nao, we are taking all donations and we`ll throw in totalfark :)

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2011-07-11 12:22:22 AM
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2011-07-11 12:24:26 AM
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2011-07-11 12:25:47 AM
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2011-07-11 12:26:24 AM
Thanks everyone for the birfday wishes, same place next year...


Thermometer goes where?

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2011-07-11 12:27:15 AM
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2011-07-11 12:27:46 AM

ThePuceGuardian: DoomsDayAardvark:

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Thanks! I love it!
 
2011-07-11 12:28:28 AM
Problem?

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2011-07-11 12:29:18 AM
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2011-07-11 12:32:42 AM
Too much of a good thing....

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2011-07-11 12:33:57 AM
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2011-07-11 12:36:06 AM

ThePuceGuardian: In2it:

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Instant classic :) Thanks
 
2011-07-11 12:36:17 AM

ThePuceGuardian: Happy weekend, have some cats.

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That's beautiful! Thanks, man! (or woman)
 
2011-07-11 12:36:19 AM
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2011-07-11 12:37:44 AM
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2011-07-11 12:38:27 AM
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2011-07-11 12:39:16 AM
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2011-07-11 12:40:36 AM
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2011-07-11 12:43:29 AM
My bestest and favorite fart story happened when I was a kid. We had a Chihuahua that loved to sleep with each of us and always under the covers. Well......one midnight or there abouts after a lovely dinner of tacos & burritos we hear our dad in the other room let out a god-awful trumpet blast. The next moment we hear a little thump as she jumped to the floor from the bed and then "cough, cough, urk, urk, HURK" Then there is a contribution from my dad who had a weak stomach: "cough, cough, cough, urk, URK, HURK"

Us three kids were laughing so hard we all nearly split our sides, and are still talking about it nearly 45 years later!
 
2011-07-11 12:58:11 AM
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2011-07-11 01:01:33 AM
And finally, a bonus and a surprise for someone:

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Good night!
 
2011-07-11 01:04:24 AM

The Mind Boggles: NyteStorm: The Mind Boggles:
i didn't know that a little ball of fur that we've had just shy of 2 months could leave so much hurt in all of our hearts.

Our cat Pixel had a litter about 8 weeks ago. Yesterday one of her kittens was acting just like you described. We kept him warm, gave him Kayro syrup (suggested by a vet I called). He'd show signs of getting better, like jumping out of his basket, then would just fall over. He crawled out once, fell flat on his face and just laid there. We did everything we could think of and everything we were told.

He died last night....just in time for Caturday.

I bawled like a biatch. Hell, I'm about to start crying again. My wife, bless her heart, did the funerary rites for the poor thing because I wasn't in any condition to do it. I felt absolutely horrible, felt like I hadn't checked on him enough, hadn't done enough. Felt like If I didn't suck so hard, maybe he'd have made it. I've never lost a kitten like this before.

I shouldn't have been so attached because we're giving the kittens away, but, well....kittens, damnit. They can't help being cute, especially when you put them on your chest and they instantly crawl up into the crook of your neck and fall asleep. Poor thing didn't even have a name.

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(Kitteh on the far right, black without the little white hairs)

he may not have had a name, but he had love. that's all that matters. and yes, Samoa loved to get up on my shoulder and sleep or sometimes get on the back of my neck. she loved my long hair covering her. i posted her pic a few posts up, she was soo dang cute.


My heart goes out to the both of you. I can't even read Mind Boggles full post because I know it will just be too sad for me. Thank you for showing your kittens the love that they truly deserved.
 
2011-07-11 01:04:54 AM
ThePuceGuardian, I failed to thank you for the one you did last week. So, thank you, a week late.
 
2011-07-11 01:15:17 AM

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Awesome!! Thank you!
 
2011-07-11 01:25:29 AM
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2011-07-11 02:07:18 AM

in2it: Too much of a good thing....

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2011-07-11 06:53:51 AM

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Thanks!
 
2011-07-11 07:32:32 AM
I saw this on the side bar, so I'm just going to leave it here:

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