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(Daily Mail)   Former missing pretty white woman will report on current missing pretty white women   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
    More: Ironic, Elizabeth Smart, ABC News, Jaycee Lee Dugard, Brian David Mitchell, open-air preaching, missing persons, Brigham Young University, Missing white woman syndrome  
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2011-07-07 01:20:24 PM
<insert standard lecture on the dictionary meaning of 'ironic' here>
 
2011-07-07 01:24:17 PM
FYI: she qualified as a missing child at the time.
 
2011-07-07 01:24:43 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2011-07-07 01:25:43 PM
Good for her.

Finally! A correspondent that actually might KNOW what the heck she's talking about.
 
2011-07-07 01:27:07 PM
Somehow I just don't get because she was a victim she is now an expert.
She studied music at BYU, maybe that translates into tv journalism?

/ She's really attractive
// I just answered my question
 
2011-07-07 01:29:10 PM
Subby is a racist; why point out race?
 
2011-07-07 01:32:51 PM
Pretty cool indeed!
She's not bad on the eyes either....
/I feel kinda gross saying that...
 
2011-07-07 01:34:57 PM
Not ironic.
 
2011-07-07 01:35:05 PM
She's still pretty. Very pretty. Good for her.
 
2011-07-07 01:35:12 PM
where the white women at?

jeffwinbush.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-07-07 01:38:18 PM
Elizabeth Smart is very pretty. You don't have a chance with her unless you're wearing magic underpants though.
 
2011-07-07 01:39:56 PM
Good for her. Have her do a panel discussion w/Nancy Grace for maximum lullage.
 
2011-07-07 01:39:57 PM

Land Ark: She studied music at BYU


CAD left a scar in my brain.
 
2011-07-07 01:40:40 PM
Won't this mentally screw with her head? How do you get on with your life and move forward if you constantly have to re-live your own past nightmare by reporting on similar pain and suffering?
 
2011-07-07 01:44:41 PM
Just until that attention whore Nancy Halloway takes her job...
 
2011-07-07 01:49:08 PM
Haters of former-missing-pretty-white-women gonna' hate.
 
2011-07-07 01:51:40 PM

blazemongr: <insert standard lecture on the dictionary meaning of 'ironic' here>


I know the meaning of irony. It's it's like goldy or bronzey, only it's made of iron.

/Can't be obscure
//Would you like a turnip?
 
2011-07-07 01:52:10 PM
I saw this on another site and one of the commenters said,

"And that's the latest on missing baby Jane, this is Casey Anthony, back to you, Tom".

/not really the same thing
//I loled so I'm buring in hell
///with Casey
 
2011-07-07 01:53:43 PM

destardi: Subby is a racist; why point out race?


Because nobody ever noticed a missing non-white woman.
 
2011-07-07 02:03:19 PM

btraz70: Won't this mentally screw with her head? How do you get on with your life and move forward if you constantly have to re-live your own past nightmare by reporting on similar pain and suffering?


Actually reading some of her interview she seems that she's gotten over it. She pretty stable.
 
2011-07-07 02:04:47 PM

gregory311: Good for her.


That.
 
2011-07-07 02:05:05 PM

btraz70: Won't this mentally screw with her head? How do you get on with your life and move forward if you constantly have to re-live your own past nightmare by reporting on similar pain and suffering?


Maybe it's her way of facing her fears. Everyone copes with trauma differently, and some find healing where others find pain.
 
2011-07-07 02:19:54 PM
Could she recreate the tied-to-a-post rape as a way of introducing herself to the audience? (For those who aren't quite sure who she is.) It could the "bumper" that introduces her segments, kind of like how sports guys have music and clips of sporting events before they start off reading the box scores. Maybe some Pantera music to set the tone.
 
2011-07-07 02:30:01 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Good for her. Have her do a panel discussion w/Nancy Grace for maximum lullage.


Nancy Grace already tried exploiting her for more ratings, and got a smackdown for it. I don't think it's going to happen again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8ARIxg51I
 
2011-07-07 02:33:29 PM
I think it's kinda creepy. Unless she's going to interject about her own experience while on the air, then what's the point of having her?

"Well, when I was kidnapped and raped daily, I prayed alot. That's probably what this pretty missing girl is doing while she's missing and likely being raped every day. Like I was."
 
2011-07-07 02:35:22 PM

destardi: Subby is a racist; why point out race?


Fark meme, to the effect that only missing pretty white gals get media attention, anyone else who is missing gets ignored. Meme is media is racist and you are a big fat dummy.

Before you play the race card -- ask... dipshiat.
 
2011-07-07 02:39:46 PM

thatboyoverthere: btraz70: Won't this mentally screw with her head? How do you get on with your life and move forward if you constantly have to re-live your own past nightmare by reporting on similar pain and suffering?

Actually reading some of her interview she seems that she's gotten over it. She pretty stable.


Until you get her in bed. Then it's probably like humping a slab of cedar.
 
2011-07-07 03:08:22 PM

hillary: Fark meme, to the effect that only missing pretty white gals get media attention, anyone else who is missing gets ignored. Meme is media is racist and you are a big fat dummy.

Before you play the race card -- ask... dipshiat.


That's not a fark meme, that's reality. And you are probably racist for pointing that out.
 
2011-07-07 03:18:13 PM
image.guardian.co.uk
Meh. It's been done.
 
2011-07-07 03:29:59 PM
Is she going to specialize in certain kinds of stories?
 
2011-07-07 03:39:15 PM

trappedspirit: hillary: Fark meme, to the effect that only missing pretty white gals get media attention, anyone else who is missing gets ignored. Meme is media is racist and you are a big fat dummy.

Before you play the race card -- ask... dipshiat.

That's not a fark meme, that's reality. And you are probably racist for pointing that out.


Nah. I have deep homicidal thoughts on everyone I meet and communicate with, regardless of yada yada.

So, where do you live?
 
2011-07-07 03:42:45 PM

hillary: Nah. I have deep homicidal thoughts on everyone I meet and communicate with, regardless of yada yada.

So, where do you live?


Take a left at Albuquerque
 
2011-07-07 03:45:32 PM

btraz70: Won't this mentally screw with her head? How do you get on with your life and move forward if you constantly have to re-live your own past nightmare by reporting on similar pain and suffering?


Suffering? On many occasions, she had the opportunity to escape or call for help, but didn't. That included when she heard searchers calling her name; when attending a party; and when a detective confronted them. When the cops first got her back, she denied being Elizabeth Smart, "that girl who ran away," until she broke down under interrogation. Since then, she hasn't shown signs of being traumatized.

Yeah, I know, Stockholm syndrome. But it makes her description of the "hell" and constant "rapes" she experienced less credible; if she was brainwashed (as her father described it), she didn't think of it that way at the time.

You actually raise a good point: She's talked many times about moving on with life, and advised other victims to do so. Now -- by her own choice -- she's getting paid what's probably a lot of money to dwell on it publicly. And let's be honest: she got the gig over other victims because she's hot and white.

Just sayin', maybe it isn't appropriate for her to claim to speak for other victims, or know their suffering.
 
2011-07-07 04:03:22 PM
What I find truly amazing is that according to TFA, she was abducted at age 11, freed after 18 years and is still only 23 years old. I guess that kidnapper dude must have kept her moving at a significant fraction of the speed of light.

/Maybe he was a magic man?
//Or maybe an editor needs to punished.
 
2011-07-07 04:13:15 PM

TommyDeuce: //Or maybe an editor needs to punished.


Uh, about that...
 
2011-07-07 04:15:49 PM

trappedspirit: TommyDeuce: //Or maybe an editor needs to punished.

Uh, about that...


This.
 
2011-07-07 04:31:27 PM
Don't believe in her story now and never did. Good for her that she's cashing in because what the hell else are you supposed to do in life?

gerbilpox knows what's up. She was a Mormon teenager who got the chance to live a crazy dangerous adventure with the instant-out of being a hero upon being discovered. The moment I saw the easy going smile on her face when she was first "saved" from her abductors filling the front page of the paper I called BS.

I don't believe Elizabeth Smart.

PS - I could give a shiat who thinks I'm being an insensitive prick about it too; once you go on TV cashing a check you're open to all scrutiny. If she wanted to keep it super real she could volunteer anonymously at women's shelters and in call centers.
 
2011-07-07 05:01:25 PM

destardi: Subby is a racist; why point out race?


i18.photobucket.com
 
2011-07-07 05:13:19 PM

Julieahni: trappedspirit: TommyDeuce: //Or maybe an editor needs to punished.

Uh, about that...

This.


/stupid mistake
//or sublime humor
///or just typing too damn fast
//I am a Jew for the Grammar Nazi's ovens
 
2011-07-07 05:42:19 PM

hillary: destardi: Subby is a racist; why point out race?

Fark meme, to the effect that only missing pretty white gals get media attention, anyone else who is missing gets ignored. Meme is media is racist and you are a big fat dummy.

Before you play the race card -- ask... dipshiat.


troll.me
 
2011-07-07 05:49:57 PM

TommyDeuce: What I find truly amazing is that according to TFA, she was abducted at age 11, freed after 18 years and is still only 23 years old. I guess that kidnapper dude must have kept her moving at a significant fraction of the speed of light.

/Maybe he was a magic man?
//Or maybe an editor needs to punished.


Reading comprehension FAIL

FTFA: News of Smart's appointment comes just days before ABC broadcasts an interview with Jaycee Lee Dugard, who was also kidnapped as a child. Seized as an 11-year-old, she was forced to have two children with her abductor and was only freed after 18 years.
 
2011-07-07 06:26:34 PM

trappedspirit: hillary: Fark meme, to the effect that only missing pretty white gals get media attention, anyone else who is missing gets ignored. Meme is media is racist and you are a big fat dummy.

Before you play the race card -- ask... dipshiat.

That's not a fark meme, that's reality. And you are probably racist for pointing that out.


Pointing out racism in society is racist? Then I guess a lot of perfectly decent people are racist.
 
2011-07-07 06:31:56 PM
Most NASCAR reporters are former drivers, and pro football players often retire into broadcasting. So this makes sense, really.
 
2011-07-07 06:57:13 PM

While it is no doubt a factor, I think gender and attractiveness probably have more to do with this syndrome than race.

A family friend, who is a black girl, went missing here in New Orleans a few months back, and although she ultiimately turned up ok, the story generated a good bit of local media interest while it lasted.

Why?

Here's why:

media.nola.com


The outpouring of sympathy and attention was pretty intense. And FWIW, she is a good, sweet kid. But let's face it: she looks like a model, so people who don't know her but see her picture care about her.

Now would it have been the same if she was the same person inside, but had been a large, nappy headed, dark-skinned girl? Of course not. I don't think its that complicated really. Not fair, but you can at least understand it.
 
2011-07-07 07:12:12 PM
TommyDeuce:
What I find truly amazing is that according to TFA, she was abducted at age 11, freed after 18 years and is still only 23 years old. I guess that kidnapper dude must have kept her moving at a significant fraction of the speed of light.

Or maybe you can't read, LOL.

Anyway, Mormon or not, I feel really bad for this girl... How do you recover from being tied to a tree at age 11 and raped daily by Charles Manson's (uglier) twin? I can't even comprehend how she can appear in public yet, let alone be so composed.
 
2011-07-07 08:11:55 PM

endmile: Jaycee Lee Dugard, who was also kidnapped as a child. Seized as an 11-year-old, she was forced to have two children with her abductor and was only freed after 18 years.


Wait, they got that all wrong, It wasn't 18 years, she was forced to have 18 children.

raw360.com
 
2011-07-07 08:21:50 PM

jaytkay: endmile: Jaycee Lee Dugard, who was also kidnapped as a child. Seized as an 11-year-old, she was forced to have two children with her abductor and was only freed after 18 years.

Wait, they got that all wrong, It wasn't 18 years, she was forced to have 18 children.

[raw360.com image 541x630]


Wait, there are 4 missing. So were they abducted and forced to have 18 children each too? That's a lot of clown cars.
 
2011-07-07 08:22:52 PM
what a whore. I heard what she did to that old guy...
 
2011-07-07 09:59:34 PM
The old Farkitrol® website is no longer up, but is still viewable - sans graphics - at archive.org here (new window).
 
2011-07-08 02:22:53 AM
Subby needs to learn what "ironic" means.

btraz70: t1.gstatic.com


Yes! We need more reporters to cover Missing White Woman Syndrome.
 
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