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2011-07-06 09:55:51 AM
Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!
 
2011-07-06 10:03:08 AM

NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!



I think it's the giving of the blowjob whilst driving that presents the problem.
 
2011-07-06 10:29:22 AM
*Casts the first stone*
 
2011-07-06 11:17:25 AM

jaylectricity: *Casts the first stone*

 
2011-07-06 11:35:34 AM
Police and witnesses could not confirm his account
 
2011-07-06 12:04:40 PM
what a weird way to combine the best talents of a woman with the worst.

/misogyny thread will be misogynistic
 
2011-07-06 12:12:07 PM
Sounds like

"Sorry I crashed officer, I was getting a BJ"
"Your breathalyzer test was over the limit"
"She was driving"
 
2011-07-06 12:19:12 PM

Sybarite: NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!


I think it's the giving of the blowjob whilst driving that presents the problem.


To be fair, it's not exactly easy getting one whilst driving.
 
2011-07-06 12:37:10 PM

Sybarite: NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!

I think it's the giving of the blowjob whilst driving that presents the problem.


Yeah, can't say I've experienced that.

lennavan: Sybarite: NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!

I think it's the giving of the blowjob whilst driving that presents the problem.

To be fair, it's not exactly easy getting one whilst driving.


You're not trying hard enough.
 
2011-07-06 01:26:11 PM
Honestly, if you're steering overtop of her while she's giving you a beej from the driver's seat, just pull over, man. Just pull over.
 
2011-07-06 01:26:47 PM

lennavan: Sybarite: NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!


I think it's the giving of the blowjob whilst driving that presents the problem.

To be fair, it's not exactly easy getting one whilst driving.


You are dating the wrong women.

/Oh, you mean it is not easy to drive while getting a bj. Well, true, but some things are worth the extra effort.
 
2011-07-06 01:27:14 PM

lennavan: Sybarite: NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!


I think it's the giving of the blowjob whilst driving that presents the problem.

To be fair, it's not exactly easy getting one whilst driving.


Wha? Set the cruise, flop it out, and let her go to town.
 
2011-07-06 01:27:22 PM
Michael Milton would like a word.
 
2011-07-06 01:28:22 PM
Pay $6 for the automatic car wash and get blown in there.

Come on, man. That's day 1 stuff.
 
2011-07-06 01:32:00 PM
OK, so why did he get the DWI....is it the steering or the working of the pedals that incurs the offense? Chicken...egg?
 
2011-07-06 01:33:14 PM
Now THAT's a heads-up display.

No mam, that's a breathalyzer. Just suck the tube...
 
2011-07-06 01:33:18 PM
real mature
 
2011-07-06 01:33:47 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Sounds like

"Sorry I crashed officer, I was getting a BJ"
"Your breathalyzer test was over the limit"
"She was driving"


YES!
 
2011-07-06 01:37:17 PM
Was that really the best time to get a Big Mac? It seems like he'd at least want to wait until she was finished.
 
2011-07-06 01:39:01 PM
It's a bad idea guys. A really bad idea. You are never more distracted. Just pull off the road and let her go at it. But don't risk killing someone for a bj.
 
2011-07-06 01:39:19 PM
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2011-07-06 01:39:54 PM
I'm always afraid that I'll hit a pothole or something, causing her to bite it off. That's why I'm content with a handy from the gf when I drive.
 
2011-07-06 01:39:57 PM
whole bunch of crazy in story number 3 as well.

and she put a warning on her facebook page.....instead of just taking down the photos of crazy.
 
2011-07-06 01:40:10 PM
"I know I'm drunk, but I'm trying to establish my independence"
 
2011-07-06 01:41:14 PM
Hey, a beej got me pulled over before. The cops asked me to get out of the vehicle and asked for details. It was like the cops in Super Bad.
 
2011-07-06 01:41:24 PM
hi kona! miss ya!
 
2011-07-06 01:41:42 PM
Over 1 Billion swallowed...
 
2011-07-06 01:43:07 PM

grinderman: I'm always afraid that I'll hit a pothole or something, causing her to bite it off. That's why I'm content with a handy from the gf when I drive.


That's what smooth Interstate roads are for, preferably long, straight bridges.

/The Howard Frankland bridge is my fave.
 
2011-07-06 01:44:34 PM
She was driving AND giving him a bj??? That dude must be HUGE.
 
2011-07-06 01:45:08 PM
Hey ETP. How's it going?

I used to live in the big A back in 87-88.
 
2011-07-06 01:45:23 PM
Not a good idea. The stick shift will impale your honey when you wreck.
 
2011-07-06 01:46:31 PM

BobNesta420: Was that really the best time to get a Big Mac? It seems like he'd at least want to wait until she was finished.


Wants that special sauce super fresh.
 
2011-07-06 01:46:41 PM

tricycleracer: That's what smooth Interstate roads are for, preferably long, straight bridges.


Yeah but then you have to worry about not maintaining speed next to another car.

Or I guess you could wait until after dark, but such things are rarely planned far in advance.
 
2011-07-06 01:47:22 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2011-07-06 01:51:18 PM
Leo 2 is significantly cheaper for a tank thats basically just as good as the Abrams. There are differences in the armor package, but the Abrams is better protected in some aspects and the Leo 2 is better in others. Abrams is faster, Leo has better legs. They each use the exact same gun, not just the shell diameter (120mm) but exact same gun (L55). Don't know enough about the maintenance to make a comment. I would presume the turbine on the Abrams would be more difficult to maintain than a simple diesel but, again, thats just a presumption.

Plus this doesn't give any details about the tanks they are purchasing. Country's buy used tanks like people buy used cars. Theres a possibility that the Saudis are trying to purchase older model Leo 2's for cheaper than new builds. This would be unusual for them becuase they generally go "whole hog" so to speak, but theres a first time for everything.

The overall differences in the Leo 2 vs the Abrams aren't that big. Whats going to make a difference between the two tanks in a standup fight is the crew, not the equipment.

Whats unusual to me is that its exponentially simpler in terms of logistics to keep the overall number of weapon systems low. Why have French, British, German, and U.S. aircraft and have to have all the parts for French, British, German, and U.S. aircraft? Its complicated, messy, and can very easily turn into a cluster fark. The Saudi's already have French and US tanks, so they also have to keep both sets of spares. Add a third tank type, which accomplishes the exact same tasks as your current inventory, and its just messier.
 
2011-07-06 01:51:27 PM

grinderman: I'm always afraid that I'll hit a pothole or something, causing her to bite it off. That's why I'm content with a handy from the gf when I drive.


images3.makefive.com
 
2011-07-06 01:52:36 PM

Wicked Chinchilla: Leo 2 is significantly cheaper for a tank thats basically just as good as the Abrams. There are differences in the armor package, but the Abrams is better protected in some aspects and the Leo 2 is better in others. Abrams is faster, Leo has better legs. They each use the exact same gun, not just the shell diameter (120mm) but exact same gun (L55). Don't know enough about the maintenance to make a comment. I would presume the turbine on the Abrams would be more difficult to maintain than a simple diesel but, again, thats just a presumption.

Plus this doesn't give any details about the tanks they are purchasing. Country's buy used tanks like people buy used cars. Theres a possibility that the Saudis are trying to purchase older model Leo 2's for cheaper than new builds. This would be unusual for them becuase they generally go "whole hog" so to speak, but theres a first time for everything.

The overall differences in the Leo 2 vs the Abrams aren't that big. Whats going to make a difference between the two tanks in a standup fight is the crew, not the equipment.

Whats unusual to me is that its exponentially simpler in terms of logistics to keep the overall number of weapon systems low. Why have French, British, German, and U.S. aircraft and have to have all the parts for French, British, German, and U.S. aircraft? Its complicated, messy, and can very easily turn into a cluster fark. The Saudi's already have French and US tanks, so they also have to keep both sets of spares. Add a third tank type, which accomplishes the exact same tasks as your current inventory, and its just messier.


Damn that went to the wrong thread.
 
2011-07-06 01:54:08 PM

Wicked Chinchilla: Leo 2 is significantly cheaper for a tank thats basically just as good as the Abrams. There are differences in the armor package, but the Abrams is better protected in some aspects and the Leo 2 is better in others. Abrams is faster, Leo has better legs. They each use the exact same gun, not just the shell diameter (120mm) but exact same gun (L55). Don't know enough about the maintenance to make a comment. I would presume the turbine on the Abrams would be more difficult to maintain than a simple diesel but, again, thats just a presumption.

Plus this doesn't give any details about the tanks they are purchasing. Country's buy used tanks like people buy used cars. Theres a possibility that the Saudis are trying to purchase older model Leo 2's for cheaper than new builds. This would be unusual for them becuase they generally go "whole hog" so to speak, but theres a first time for everything.

The overall differences in the Leo 2 vs the Abrams aren't that big. Whats going to make a difference between the two tanks in a standup fight is the crew, not the equipment.

Whats unusual to me is that its exponentially simpler in terms of logistics to keep the overall number of weapon systems low. Why have French, British, German, and U.S. aircraft and have to have all the parts for French, British, German, and U.S. aircraft? Its complicated, messy, and can very easily turn into a cluster fark. The Saudi's already have French and US tanks, so they also have to keep both sets of spares. Add a third tank type, which accomplishes the exact same tasks as your current inventory, and its just messier.


So she was driving a tank? because the article said it was a truck. I think that would make it harder for her to do.
 
2011-07-06 01:54:26 PM
Unfortunately the bench front seat no longer seems to be a requested feature in modern cars.
 
2011-07-06 01:54:35 PM
I am too late to do so first, but I will cast another stone.
 
2011-07-06 01:55:29 PM
Hurray for bee jays!
 
2011-07-06 01:56:01 PM

kidsizedcoffin: Unfortunately the bench front seat no longer seems to be a requested feature in modern cars.


Ah, the days of bench seats and column shifters.
 
2011-07-06 01:58:20 PM

NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!


Dude, it is Fark. A bunch of computer nerds who think they know everything. Stones are flying all over.
 
2011-07-06 01:58:32 PM
FTA: "Sherbert told officers he had had four drinks at a bar and was receiving oral sex from a woman who was actually driving his truck."

TA-DAAAAAAAA!
 
2011-07-06 01:59:56 PM
Insert ´The_World_According_To_Garp_BJ_Carcrash_Scene_Resulting_In_severed_penis.jpg´ here.
 
2011-07-06 02:01:17 PM
kona

:) I'm glad you're still you're around. You've made me fall off my chair laughing. Good to see you here. FARKERS NEVER DIE!

hey, hit me up, I need to change the email real quick, stay in touch
 
2011-07-06 02:01:54 PM
i13.photobucket.com

/when you get home do a GIS search for road head
 
2011-07-06 02:02:28 PM

DrSticky:

So she was driving a tank? because the article said it was a truck. I think that would make it harder for her to do.


Yeah, seeing as the tank driver is down in the hull and the other crew are in the turret, it would be pretty tough.

My old M60 had a pass through from the turret to the hull, but honestly trying to get a BJ through that would be problematic, especially if you don't have the turret in travel lock. Might be *real* messy with the stab system on.

/Armor's an all male branch. Would rather not think about BJs happening in the tanks
//NTTAWWT
 
2011-07-06 02:02:29 PM

monoski: NewportBarGuy: Let those among us who has not gotten a blow job whilst driving cast the first stone!

Dude, it is Fark. A bunch of computer nerds who think they know everything. Stones are flying all over.


Precisely. I argue on fark precisely because its members and I are woefully undersexed. It's the primary motivator for most internet bickering, in my opinion.
 
2011-07-06 02:04:37 PM

protectyourlimbs: Over 1 Billion swallowed...


bravo.
 
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