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(The Northerner Online)   Hostage taker trades hostages for beer   (thenortherner.com) divider line 25
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2001-10-26 09:44:57 PM
Hell, I'd trade people for beer too.
 
2001-10-26 09:46:59 PM
Hell, he knew he was farked, mite-az-well get drunk.
 
2001-10-26 09:48:00 PM
Hostages were freed. Man gets beer. Nobody hurt. I like a happy ending; makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

he who likes happy endings
 
2001-10-26 09:51:09 PM
nah... he should have held a couple and bartered them for a pizza.
 
2001-10-26 09:52:12 PM
He went about getting them the wrong way, but the man just wanted beer and boobies like all the rest of us (guys.. and some girls)!
 
2001-10-26 09:55:59 PM
When he gets out of jail does he get a job here at fark.com?
 
2001-10-26 10:02:38 PM
Wa-hey! A smart hostage-taker! Note to FBI hostage-rescue team: next time, trade beer for hostages.
 
2001-10-26 10:13:34 PM
i am sadly beer-less tonight..time to take some hostages!
 
2001-10-26 10:15:28 PM
He should have asked for ice tea. If he gets drunk, he won't remember he did it and try again.
 
2001-10-26 10:29:29 PM
Geez, I'd take the six pack hostage and demand a girl in exchange.
 
2001-10-26 10:30:42 PM
"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."
 
2001-10-26 10:31:32 PM
Anyone for some ICE BEER?!?! :))))))))))))
 
2001-10-26 10:40:05 PM
I have beer, trading for Ladies with a set(2) boobies. Reply here if interested. PS age of women must be no more than 30 and no less than 15.
 
2001-10-26 10:41:20 PM
I can't believe he settled for a six-pack of Budweiser. Surely he could have pulled a full case or a six pack of something good. mmmm... Guiness hostages
 
2001-10-26 10:50:26 PM
Mmmmmmmm, Buuuuurp-Wiseeeeer !
 
2001-10-26 11:15:14 PM
good times
 
2001-10-26 11:23:49 PM
wait...... there are other ways to solve conflicts?

"alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of our problems"
- Homer Jay Simpson
 
2001-10-26 11:29:31 PM
This guy doesn't happen to be a College Sophmore, does he?
 
2001-10-26 11:42:21 PM
"I think that was a good trade, a six-pack of beer for a 9-year-old boy, don't you?"

Damn. This guy is brilliant!
 
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2001-10-26 11:43:46 PM
damn, i just got back from BUYING a six pack o' new castle, had i read this article before i left, i'd be up 7 bucks.
 
2001-10-27 12:00:11 AM
I'm just a few short months from turning 21, and even though I don't drink I can't wait. This is because I had dreams of becoming the ultimate carryout for high schoolers. Now, if these kids start to take hostages for beer, my plans may be ruined.

There's always meth.

~D
 
2001-10-27 12:53:37 AM
Man, that's so lame... I walk into stores all the time while holding infants at gunpoint. Store clerks always give me beer.
 
2001-10-27 12:33:35 PM
Imagine that, he's from Georgia......

Ron Tugnutt says,"We regularly trade people for beer in the Great White North."
 
2001-10-27 04:48:16 PM
on a completely unrelated note, you all need to contribute to drew's beer fund, fast
 
2001-10-27 11:51:26 PM
Behold the power of beer.
 
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