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2011-07-04 06:31:24 AM  
I don't get it.
 
2011-07-04 06:43:58 AM  
Esiot Trot.
 
2011-07-04 06:50:56 AM  
Turtles are nasty little critters. They are also very delicious.
 
2011-07-04 07:17:04 AM  
Slow news day?
 
2011-07-04 07:17:49 AM  
img845.imageshack.us

"What's a tortoise?"
 
2011-07-04 07:29:20 AM  

JonnyBGoode: [img845.imageshack.us image 320x240]

"What's a tortoise?"


Never mind that. Tell me just the good things you remember about your mother.

OH FARK!
 
2011-07-04 07:35:20 AM  
*Slaps Head*

"Otthhherrrr Pocket"


Obscure?
 
2011-07-04 07:39:14 AM  
I heard the search took somewhere between 6-7 steps...
 
2011-07-04 08:01:14 AM  
Da toidle!
 
2011-07-04 08:03:27 AM  
TFA: When they found her they said she was eating, she was inhaling all the grass so she was happy.

No wonder it's slow and heavy.
 
2011-07-04 08:04:18 AM  
Headline of the year.
 
2011-07-04 08:26:50 AM  

Johnny Savage: *Slaps Head*

"Otthhherrrr Pocket"


Obscure?


Came to make the same reference.

/Reinhold?
 
2011-07-04 08:58:33 AM  
You can't run away from your problems... unless your problem is with some kind of tortoise.

/hopefully not obscure
 
2011-07-04 09:33:43 AM  
This thread is relevant to my interests
 
2011-07-04 09:53:03 AM  

Ed Finnerty: I don't get it.


lol
 
2011-07-04 10:17:05 AM  
adweek.blogs.com

Did he run away for faster internet?
 
2011-07-04 10:22:33 AM  
He said that while she had a few dings, she seemed in good health though a little frightened.

img94.imageshack.us

Like a frightened turtle?
 
2011-07-04 10:36:44 AM  
I lost turtles.
 
2011-07-04 10:40:39 AM  

Nullav: TFA: When they found her they said she was eating, she was inhaling all the grass so she was happy.

No wonder it's slow and heavy.


Did they lure it out with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos?
 
2011-07-04 11:29:41 AM  
www.meh.ro

It was quite the chase
 
2011-07-04 11:50:39 AM  

Johnny Savage: *Slaps Head*

"Otthhherrrr Pocket"


Obscure?


Absolutely not. What a great show!

Link (new window)
 
2011-07-04 11:56:40 AM  
Yay, someone knows the correct word for the animal. And no, you can't say that it's correct just because a lot of people are wrong in saying 'turtle' for everything. At least not this time, please.
/Are you on my lawn?
 
2011-07-04 12:01:09 PM  

Bug2k: Yay, someone knows the correct word for the animal. And no, you can't say that it's correct just because a lot of people are wrong in saying 'turtle' for everything. At least not this time, please.
/Are you on my lawn?


If it barks like a duck...
 
2011-07-04 01:35:15 PM  
Headline brought to you by Stevie Kenarban.

/obscure?
 
2011-07-04 02:38:50 PM  
Came for Night Court, leaving satisfied.

/Auf ...........
//WIEDERSEHEN!
 
2011-07-04 03:27:06 PM  
channelguidemag.files.wordpress.com

Thanks for the return of Mr. Turtle and what-not.
 
2011-07-04 08:43:52 PM  
You guys know of the inch worm that crawls on the ground at a dreadfully slow pace, right?

Did you hear about the inch worm that got run over by the tortoise?

Afterwards, when the inch worm was being interviewed, he said: I'm not sure what happened, it all happened so fast.
 
2011-07-04 09:59:48 PM  
The Night Court reference was great! Forgot all about it...however when I saw this thread, the only think I could think of was this (new window)
 
2011-07-05 12:53:49 AM  

JonnyBGoode: [img845.imageshack.us image 320x240]

"What's a tortoise?"


Do you know what a turtle is?
 
2011-07-05 01:08:44 AM  
www.blogcdn.com
Owner?

/yeah, tortoise =/= turtle, I know
//also hot
 
2011-07-05 01:17:56 AM  
Now if only we can find Hopkins Green Frog.
 
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